BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If Trump gets the nobel peace prize, do you know how much of a blow it'll land against the alt-left?
We helped get the man elected, is there anyway we can help him get this nobel peace prize?
https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/st atus/990935038324891648
>>767450924
The way you fucks fetishize this man makes me ashamed to be a conservative. We all went after the dems when they acted like cunts, but you praise trump for doing the same shit they did. Also, nice bait thread.
>>767451284
>conservative
sure thing kid
>>767451629
>implying you can’t be a conservative and still dislike trump.
>>767450924
Nah, just re-elect him when the time comes.
>>767451772
>implying you aren't a rp liberal faggot
>implying this isn't the most support for conservatives in decades
You must be a retard if you aren't excited for this or, more and likely, a fake
Hi, my name is alex i do YouTube for a living, on a YouTube channel called "IHE" or "I Hate Everything". 3 years ago i did a video called "I HATE 4chan (/b/)" here is the link to the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yP zMXLenzw and i wanted to do part two or a follow up video to it, to see how 4chan has changed / why do people still like this site so please feel free leave your post down below.
Fake news.
Also add me to your lame ass channel.
I really enjoy it.
Well I'm going to kill myself so that's new. Right?
Pretty obvious bait but still.
The world can be a fascinating place if you're not easily offended.
>>767450071
You're doing a follow up on your worst video? It's like you're TRYING to be irrelevant. It's still the same as before. Nothing but degenerate porn. Can i get in the video tho? :3
it's obviously fake
altough if it isn't then i'd be glad if you'd say hi to my parents. thanks.
Anyone know of any other insane historical battles?
>>767447059
Battle for castle Itter.
>>767447059
>So, I found who was behind of it...
>>767447059
the armenians had some pretty sick victories, especially when you consider they hardly had any men, weapons or supplies
>>767447224
/thread
The Battle of The Crater, part of the American Civil War's Siege of Petersburg.
trap thread
>>767448540
>>767448576
>>767448586
some cute chick sent me a snap for no reason
keep talking to her for 3 days
finally have some courage to ask for nudes
it's a fucking trap
wat do b
i think i'm attracted to her even though she's a boy, am i gay
>>767450161
Succumb to your desires OP do it
>>767450161
Take a banana and then eat the banana and then
Take your cousin to whataburger
> I'm a boy
Mmmm
Snap name?
Pics you shouldn’t share
private boudoir pics of a chick I know
fb/ig fap thread
snap: deshnehstarhhh
>>767451922
She's so pretty. Is there more?
>>767451979
Emily needs to be enjoyed
So, I've been full package pumping on and off for about 3 weeks, and was wondering if anyone has any tips and tricks for improving my results, or maybe boosting semen output to go with the new package.
Also genuinely don't know where to put this thread as I'm still fairly new, if that wasn't painfully obvious already.
>>767448817
well, fucking rip. I'm committed now I guess.
>So, I've been full package pumping on and off for about 3 weeks
Fucking what now?
>>767448817
You still are not going to get laid, and all you will do is break your dick. In 10 yrs you will no longer have a working dick if you keep that up.
>>767449546
The one on the right is a sun tea jar. Cheap and basically already half way to being a pump on account of the hole drilled near the bottom.
The one on the left is a fish bowl that I drilled a hole in because my meat and two veg isn't yet big enough to justify lugging the sun tea jar around.
UK girls
>>767448472
any nude?
Ukraine?
>>767450688
must be more of her on the bed anon, moar!
Can someone explain the sexual desire behind a trap, if you are expecting a woman and find out it's a man, isn't that a little disappointing?
>>767447560
Faggotry all around. The only point I do give to those fags is that a trap might be able to suck dick better than a woman since he knows what feels good to a dick
No. It's an added bonus.
>>767447560
probably a different thing for many people, i have a thing for degradation, a man that's now a girl is a hot fantasy
>>767447610
The fuc? Nah dude, girls know how to suck cock. Seems like your getting terrible blowjobs
>>767447560
When you're a little bi it's a pleasant surprise
Liking traps is for hetero-leaning bisexuals
>have rich parents but am an autistic loser
>but they pay for a nice apartment and car for me
>work a minimum wage retail job to kill time
>there's a 7/10 female co-worker
>she's nice
>crushing on her but she has a boyfriend
>fast forward to yesterday
>she's moody all shift long but won't say what's wrong
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Welp.. You did rape her.
Boy you better dip out the country you are fucked. Rape accusations these days? You’re screwed
>>767448359
Nice bait but rich parents usually means they know someone. If they're in good you can buy your way out, otherwise it seems like a situation where you took advantage of someone drunk and vulnerable and you are in for a world of dropped soap
>>767448359
jjust tell them abaut your autism you will be fine
>>767448359
Weak bait but still... hilarious.
roll
Roll
>>767448268
roll because yellow fever
>>767448268
Roll
Cych
YLYL thread number 203123123
Only nigger jokes edition
>>767448005
>>767443890
gib more?
>>767443890
what is your kik
more facial
>>767443890
For real nice....shoot her name n city n shit....roasties exposed
Why do their eyes always look like racoon eyes
More OP.
Ahpoo for exposure. I get the smell of shit just from looking at that brown street shitter
Why do incels think you need a perfectly square jaw, be 184 cm tall, have a 30 cm long dick, have a yearly salary of one million dollar and be the most extrovert person in the world yo get a girl to sleep with you?
I'm 179 cm tall, have a 19 cm long dick, don't have a marked jaw, a yearly salary of 400k dollars and I'm introverted. I still get girls to sleep with me from time to time.
thats way more than a few millimeters
>>767448481
>cm
Literally kys
>>767448928
huh?
>>767448992
its redundant to use cm to measure anything that isnt a few inches. CM is fucking dumb
> I'm 179 cm tall
Can you translate that into American? I dont have rosetta stone for faggot.
Sup NZ?
>>767448775
Chinatown reporting in. What the fuck were those loud bangs 10mins or so ago?
>>767448775
Kek my bro wats up?
freezing my dick off in HB
Welly reporting in
If Sam Clark is here why are you a dick now? Over and out.
>Make worst Marvel Film in recent years
>Tell black people it's (( their )) movie
>Become one of the highest grossing films of all time
Holy shit blacks are stupid
>>767448035
BUT WE WAS KAAANGS
>>767448035
>>being triggered by a Black movie
>>767448035
Black panther was defo not the worst marvel film in years, you're forgetting about shit like Dr Strange and Antman
>>767448035
genius marketing...the movie was trash.
>>767448819
i liked antman and dr strange fuck you
Ylyl
>Greentext edition
>>767445760
Why do I always lose to dumb shit like loop zoop
>>767445760
Lost
>>767445760
>had wisdom tooth removed
>asked the nurse what they gave me, got her to write it in my phone because I was too fucked up to remember
>look at phone and see what what she wrote when she gives it back - fentanyl and ketamine
>don't know what fentanyl is but pretty stoked to be on ketamine
>buy a cheap bottle of wine to scull make the most of it
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So anon, when was the last time you we're in a fight? Why did you fight. and how did it end ?
>>767447861
17 years ago, because I had drunkenly mumbled something to a girl about cannibalising her boyfriend and he had drunkenly taken that for an invitation to violence, ended with me headbutting him (and kissing his gf later while he was waiting up the road to jump me).
>>767447861
About 3 years ago now. I was playing some Vidya games and heard some bitch screaming bloody murder. Went to the backyard and peeked over the fence and immediately made eye contact with this wimin who was getting her shit all fucked up by her husband. I started yelling for my brother as I'm going into the alley to confront this dude. We exchange blows. I get some good hits in, take him to the floor and punched his head a few times. Yell for my brother again. Go to the ladies house which was only three houses...
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>>767448355
they still together ?
Well it was more like me trying to be into the fight and being carried away.
It was my bday party in december..ill try and greenest.
>be me, having a good time sitting at a table in a bar with my friends
>bf and friend are playing pool with these 2 random guys next to our table
>seems like things are going well
>suddenly in the corner of my eye I some odd movement and I can feel "tension" in the air
>can't really hear much due to the music but look and see my bf standing with arms crossed and chest puffed out while random guy playing pool with him is starting to get in his face
>the guy shoves my bf
>I black out
>all I remember is hoping off my barstool and running towards the guy who pushed him
>our friends hop in to join because the faggots other friend tries to join.
>I didn't care who was around or what was around
>all I know was the faggot who touched my bf was my target and I was determined to reach him
Now this is what my friends said I did during those next couple seconds (since I can't recall)...
>I'm trying to reach the guy but I'm basically in a mish pit of guys now and I'm basically being thrown around like a doll.
>friends try to grab me to pull me to safety but I keep shoving them off to reach the guy.
>finally bf grabs me and manages to drag me away
It took me about 30 minutes to snap out of it.
..i can honestly say i never felt that kind of rage.
What caused the fight btw?
My bf was wearing a metal band shirt that had an upside down cross.
Faggot asked him "do you believe in god?" My boyfriend politely said he didn't and faggot decided to try and fight him in the name of the lord
None of our friends or my bf was hurt....one of our friends managed to punch the other guy in the face.
The faggot and his friend were kicked out and we stayed.
The bartender knew we didn't start it
>20 years ago
>5-years-old
>chillin in the culdesac
>kid threatens to poke my mom's eye out with a fishing pole
>naturally we square up
>he punched me once in the gut hard (as hard as 5-year-olds can I guess, lil nigga already had a blue belt in karate in my defense)
>fall to the ground and cry
>black neighbor carries...
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I need some hot fit strong confident girls to beat off to! I like it when they bad
>>767448215
Let me know which ones you like.
1/out of a bunch because I like to validate my taste in women.