Ugly Sandnigger
>>767451974
Absence of clit brings her up a couple points, 7/10 would bang
>>767451974
So you have a fat woman that can't enjoy sex? Well that sounds like a real win. And it makes you proud?
It would have been cheaper to get a fleshlight
>>767452094
You are too edgy for me sir.
>>767452094
Yeah but a flashlight doesn’t self clean and worship the ground you walk on. Why do women need to enjoy sex anyways? They just lay there and absorb cum anyways
If you could fuck 1 woman in the entire world who would it be? Pic related. I would finger her asshole while my cock slides in and out of her tight pierced pussy.
her
>>767451405
How do you know it's pierced? You can tell from how extreme she is? She's not a female CM Punk, is she, this Ruby Riott?
>>767451405
This bitch looks like Tina belcher
>>767452181
But more hardcore?
>>767451405
BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If Trump gets the nobel peace prize, do you know how much of a blow it'll land against the alt-left?
We helped get the man elected, is there anyway we can help him get this nobel peace prize?
https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/990935038324891648
>>767450924
The way you fucks fetishize this man makes me ashamed to be a conservative. We all went after the dems when they acted like cunts, but you praise trump for doing the same shit they did. Also, nice bait thread.
>>767451284
>conservative
sure thing kid
>>767451629
>implying you can’t be a conservative and still dislike trump.
>>767450924
Nah, just re-elect him when the time comes.
Hi, my name is alex i do YouTube for a living, on a YouTube channel called "IHE" or "I Hate Everything". 3 years ago i did a video called "I HATE 4chan (/b/)" here is the link to the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yPzMXLenzw and i wanted to do part two or a follow up video to it, to see how 4chan has changed / why do people still like this site so please feel free leave your post down below.
Fake news.
Also add me to your lame ass channel.
I really enjoy it.
Well I'm going to kill myself so that's new. Right?
Pretty obvious bait but still.
The world can be a fascinating place if you're not easily offended.
>>767450071
You're doing a follow up on your worst video? It's like you're TRYING to be irrelevant. It's still the same as before. Nothing but degenerate porn. Can i get in the video tho? :3
Anyone know of any other insane historical battles?
>>767447059
Battle for castle Itter.
>>767447059
>So, I found who was behind of it...
>>767447059
the armenians had some pretty sick victories, especially when you consider they hardly had any men, weapons or supplies
>>767447224
/thread
trap thread
>>767448522
>>767448540
>>767448576
some cute chick sent me a snap for no reason
keep talking to her for 3 days
finally have some courage to ask for nudes
it's a fucking trap
wat do b
i think i'm attracted to her even though she's a boy, am i gay
>>767450161
Succumb to your desires OP do it
>>767450161
Take a banana and then eat the banana and then
Take your cousin to whataburger
> I'm a boy
Mmmm
Pics you shouldn’t share
private boudoir pics of a chick I know
fb/ig fap thread
snap: deshnehstarhhh
>>767451922
She's so pretty. Is there more?
>>767451979
Emily needs to be enjoyed
So, I've been full package pumping on and off for about 3 weeks, and was wondering if anyone has any tips and tricks for improving my results, or maybe boosting semen output to go with the new package.
Also genuinely don't know where to put this thread as I'm still fairly new, if that wasn't painfully obvious already.
>>767448817
well, fucking rip. I'm committed now I guess.
>So, I've been full package pumping on and off for about 3 weeks
Fucking what now?
>>767448817
You still are not going to get laid, and all you will do is break your dick. In 10 yrs you will no longer have a working dick if you keep that up.
UK girls
>>767448472
any nude?
Ukraine?
Can someone explain the sexual desire behind a trap, if you are expecting a woman and find out it's a man, isn't that a little disappointing?
>>767447560
Faggotry all around. The only point I do give to those fags is that a trap might be able to suck dick better than a woman since he knows what feels good to a dick
No. It's an added bonus.
>>767447560
probably a different thing for many people, i have a thing for degradation, a man that's now a girl is a hot fantasy
>>767447610
The fuc? Nah dude, girls know how to suck cock. Seems like your getting terrible blowjobs
>have rich parents but am an autistic loser
>but they pay for a nice apartment and car for me
>work a minimum wage retail job to kill time
>there's a 7/10 female co-worker
>she's nice
>crushing on her but she has a boyfriend
>fast forward to yesterday
>she's moody all shift long but won't say what's wrong
>after our shift is over she asks if I can give her a ride to a hotel
>why?
>she had a bad argument with her boyfriend and broke up so he kicked her out
>offer her to stay in my place
>she agrees and we go to the hotel to grab her stuff
>she's randomly crying
>go to my place
>offer her some booze to calm down
>big mistake
>she goes from happy to crying to yelling and back again
>tell her she's a wonderful girl and confess that I like her
>she kissed me
>we make out
>I take her top and bra out and suck her tits
>then she kind of passes out
>she's in a phase of coming to and passing out
>she's moaning while I touch her so I figure she wants me to continue
>eventually fuck her and cum
>we go to sleep
>wake up to her crying in the bathroom
>try to see what's wrong but the door is locked
>she yells for me to stay away
>worried.jpg
>eventually she comes out and leaves without saying a world
>an hour ago get a call from a detective asking if I can come to the station and talk about something
>ask what
>he won't say over the phone
What do I do? I'm about to fucking throw up. What if she accused me of rape? How the fuck would I survive jail? This is the most scared I've been in my life. Please tell me what to do
Welp.. You did rape her.
Boy you better dip out the country you are fucked. Rape accusations these days? You’re screwed
>>767448359
Nice bait but rich parents usually means they know someone. If they're in good you can buy your way out, otherwise it seems like a situation where you took advantage of someone drunk and vulnerable and you are in for a world of dropped soap
>>767448359
jjust tell them abaut your autism you will be fine
roll
Roll
>>767448268
roll because yellow fever
>>767448268
Roll
YLYL thread number 203123123
Only nigger jokes edition
>>767443890
gib more?
>>767443890
what is your kik
more facial
>>767443890
For real nice....shoot her name n city n shit....roasties exposed
Why do their eyes always look like racoon eyes
More OP.
Why do incels think you need a perfectly square jaw, be 184 cm tall, have a 30 cm long dick, have a yearly salary of one million dollar and be the most extrovert person in the world yo get a girl to sleep with you?
I'm 179 cm tall, have a 19 cm long dick, don't have a marked jaw, a yearly salary of 400k dollars and I'm introverted. I still get girls to sleep with me from time to time.
thats way more than a few millimeters
>>767448481
>cm
Literally kys
>>767448928
huh?
>>767448992
its redundant to use cm to measure anything that isnt a few inches. CM is fucking dumb
Sup NZ?
>>767448775
Chinatown reporting in. What the fuck were those loud bangs 10mins or so ago?
>>767448775
Kek my bro wats up?
freezing my dick off in HB
Welly reporting in
>Make worst Marvel Film in recent years
>Tell black people it's (( their )) movie
>Become one of the highest grossing films of all time
Holy shit blacks are stupid
>>767448035
BUT WE WAS KAAANGS
>>767448035
>>being triggered by a Black movie
>>767448035
Black panther was defo not the worst marvel film in years, you're forgetting about shit like Dr Strange and Antman
>>767448035
genius marketing...the movie was trash.
Ylyl
>Greentext edition
>>767445760
Why do I always lose to dumb shit like loop zoop
>>767445760
Lost
>>767445760
>had wisdom tooth removed
>asked the nurse what they gave me, got her to write it in my phone because I was too fucked up to remember
>look at phone and see what what she wrote when she gives it back - fentanyl and ketamine
>don't know what fentanyl is but pretty stoked to be on ketamine
>buy a cheap bottle of wine to scull make the most of it
>go home listen to techno and drink
>look up fentanyl
>oh shit it's an opiate 50x more potent than heroin
>best night I can't remember in ages
>pic related
