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Fappable Fakes. Anyone wanna share/fap to fakes of their girls? Let's see 'em.
>>674839959
holly shit, what a great work, you personally know the girl you fake?
>>674840132
Thanks man! I kinda knew her, but this is the only one I have of her. Would you fuck her?
Woops forgot to post mine
>>674840315
Gladly, she's hot as fuck. Post more fakes
>>674840395
Wow, she's fuckn hot.
What should I put in my ear?
>>674836084
You know the answer
>>674836084
Banana
You know the answer
My dick?
>>674836084
q-tip
FB fap thread cont. let's get more of them
How do they answer the question?
What age were you when you lost your virginity, /b/?
TBD
15 years old.
Lost it to a 7/10 17 year old.
16
25
got some catching up to do.
>>674843294
was about to say that, im 18, most if not all of my friend lost it but i cant
Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://flyto.us/wincest
pic related
>>674843885
cant believe someone would post...this...
>>674843885
saved! keep bumping!
>>674843885
Oh fuck yeah thanks for sharing
>>674843885
>tfw i missed the thread
atleast i can get the porn right?
>>674843885
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I've always been obsessed with women. even as a child i was easily enchanted by femininity. can we have a general pretty girls thread? non nude preferably
I approve of this thread.
shameless self bump
>>674842073
>>674843029
yes
<3
Need sum advice from the bikers of b/ I'm going to take the BRC. I read the motorcycle manual. An have a good understanding of it. Did sum research on it too. An for a 1st time rider an buyer it's saying get a 250cc. With that being said I feel like I would get bored real fast with it. An I would just be wasting my money on it. With me takin the BRC how much of a difference would it be starting on a 600. Sum thing I could grow into and wanna keep for years.
> pic related the bike I wanna get
Self bump will check thread in ten mins. Hopefully I get sum feed back.
Im hard biased towards Harleys but you could have some fun with that as long as you dont ride like an idiot and get yourself hurt. As far as difference between this and the 250 the only real difference is gonna be in performance at higher speeds, which you should probably avoid anyway i your just starting anyway so in conclusion get the bigger one
You read the manual?
Great, just buy the biggest bike you can find.
No point starting smaller when you will just get a bigger one anyway right?
>>674840732
Thanks for your input
get the 600. only pussies start off at 250, shit gets boring fast. can't move around traffic when you have to downshift all the time to get any speed. good luck with the test.
I have 3gs of cheap weed to kill.
Whats the easiest way of cooking it? Is pic related worth the trouble?
>>674834390
It's worth it just wrap it in tinfoil and front put the heat over 320 degrees
Melt butter stove top put in weed and stems simmer for like 45 minutes strain . refrigerate. Use
>>674834390
I cook mine directly with a lighter.
Is the amount sprinkled in OP's pic the recommended amount?
I want to get high as fuck.
>>674834862
No put like a gram and a half if you want to be really fucked up
My girl had a baby 6 months ago since then its been nothing but sweats and we have had sex 3 times. Tonight she just went out with the girls from work dressed all slutty looking hot as shit. She is not really a drinker so she didnt drive not wanting to risk a DUI. So again I ask do i have anything to worry about?
>>674835569
you said "girl" assuming you're not married.
prepare for the worst.
We are married.
>>674835569
Honestly, assuming you're not married, she's probably pissed off at you for being a little bitch that didn't commit to tying the knot. In which case, you're a faggot and I hope some guy is filling her ass with spunk as we speak.
we have been married for 9 months
>>674835569
i fucked her a few times last month.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she...
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The image below your post will now be your wallpaper for a week. I'll start.
advice for other anons
once i reach page 15 ids be free
>>674838962
I heard a loud pop. Now I can't move my thumb... Did I do good?
>>674838962
>>674838962
i know its something bad.... but im still tempted to do it
Instructions unclear, my hand is stuck in the toaster.
Youngest Traps Trannys and Shemale you can post...
>>674836365
this was proven to be shooped mate, somik is female
>>674836365
post op trans
>>674837233
She got rid of her dick?
You'd better be trolling
>>674836784
Are you sure? http://www.trashocore.com/pdv/44-somik-star/
All-time favorite video games thread, new edition.
Post your lists, rate others, discuss good games.
>Super Metroid
>Link to the Past
>Ocarina of Time
>Smash Bros 64
>Castlevania SotN
>Halo 3
>Fable 1
>Resident Evil 4
>Shadow of the Colossus
>Elder
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>>674839577
>best games
>only good one is SOTN
Fucking kill yourself faggot
:^)
>>674839741
I'm interested to see what your favorite games are, after calling all these ones shitty. Post them up
>CS:S
>Skyrim
>Return To Castle Wolfenstein
>Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
>Doom 2
>>674839884
All pretty good shit, but why the fuck did you put Bayonetta 2 in there
Have you guys heard of Josephine Georgiou? She's the 17 year old girl who's nipple was exposed on stage at a Madonna concert.
It's hard to believe that one of America's most valued national treasures is actually a pedophile sex pervert.
And nothing will happen because she doesn't have a dick. So messed up.
I just want to see the video
Wow. I can't believe nobody here cares about this horrible injustice that was done to this poor young innocent girl.
>>674835836
>17
>pedophile
cute.
>>674835836
0/10
>>674835836
>most valued national treasures
My gf is a bitch and i hate her but she dosent know, wat do, pic related
kill
78 decides wat do
Post nudes then dump the whore
Post nudes of her
Interest
So....Fwuffy threads came back?I thought they died out. Why the sudden comeback?
Retards gonna retard
>>674833826
because /b/tards remembered their deep-rooted sadism, and realized that they still enjoy pictures of pointless torture and suffering
>>674834083
That's why this time we need to have a thread filled with fluffy gifts/webms
>>674834832
Forgot gif
>>674833826
because fuck you, thats why
s/fur
can you guys post some more subby males?
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
look ! a wild cpu in my house !
It would be a shame if something happened to it
Dont you dare
nigga u wot
oh god it's going to die
it looks dangerous
>>674836586
>cpu pins
wow, is this 2003?
Anyone got an online friend?
Talk daily to a mexican ive known for about 6 years (14-20)
>>674833721
Used to have an aussie friend played crappy free mp games together for like 5 months then both of us just stopped contacting each other
>>674833721
Ive got a number of online friends over the years, sone drifted away but others i still talk to regularly.
>>674834107
Still serching for you alex :(
Yes, numerous. Met many through words with friends. Most are women in there 40s and 50s.
Met two dudes from Arkansas (im from chicago) online who would play xbox with me and my buddies. Became good enough friends to where i let them stay a week at my house so they could visit us and see a big city for the first time. Actually went to one of their weddings last year.
lets do this
>>674841509
you need a pilot?
Rolling for 666
roll
Roll for friend
Roll it
