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Dear /b/
I am 32. My Alcohol father is visiting. Been dealing with his shit for as long as I can remember. He's not a violent cunt drunk, just drinks, Talks absolute crap, fucks my shit up and when I'm lucky he pisses, shits and vomits all over my apartment.
He has been in and out of rehab more times than I care to remember. Just came out today. All positive and shit. "Now that I'm clean we can work together.", "got to go camping", etc (He missed a large chunk of my childhood and teen years)
I'm going to leave my reaction
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Sorry. OP here.
Forgot to mention. He just Passed out and pissed all over my couch.
Roll for shit in his mouth.
>>682975333
Get black out drunk with him and shit all over him then shove toy car up his ass in condom
rolling for pissing on his chest
man, take a shit on him, when he wakes up with a shit on his chest, he may stop :D
Ask a guy who is going to kill him self in the next 15 mins anything
Hi?
are unicorns real?
Why and how
Why?
s/fur
Because things should be way fuzzier
>>682980628
I could totally go for cuddling up to a fuzzy anthro and sleeping right now
Waifu claiming thread
>Post pics
>Insult
>Discuss
Homura claimed
>>682974642
The E 100 does have the 1200 HP engine.
The Maus has the 1750 HP engine.
>>682975666
Calm down there, Satan.
The rape wasn't tender or loving.
It was most certainly an unwanted violation of the rear though.
The rear armor plate of some of my victims, that is.
Obligatory claim.
>>682975070
Just watch it on YouTube https://youtu.be/Msg8ypnLqaw
>>682975215
Do you have any local game stores? Mine holds a commander night every Monday, and gives out promos at the end of each month
>>682975488
Is it really that good?
>>682975723
I'm personally a huge reanimation fan, currently on my 4th. I have Gisa http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/i-aint-saying-she-is-a-gravedigger/ mazirek...
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Director of Ghostbusters says "Geek culture is home to some of the biggest assholes I’ve ever met in my life." Is he right, or is he just a faggot?
relevant:
http://www.avclub.com/article/hey-assholes-paul-feig-sick-your-ghostbusters-crap-236367
He's completely right. The things they like they're fanatic about and will do and say anything to defend or criticize it. Assholes is putting it nicely. Rabid nigger faggots is more like it
He's right.
yes and yes
>>682967326
Geeks may be assholes. But directors are money grubbing jews that take a popular fandom and make a movie on it for the garunteed profit
>young model
>had a brain aneurysm
>proceeds to attempt suicide constantly for a week
>goes full redpill mode on twitter and start raving on about white supremecy
top kek
her name is Tila Tequila
@angeltilalove on twitter
>The shock-savoring former MTV star posted – and later deleted – a Facebook photo of herself wearing a swastika arm band, Nazi uniform hat and silver stripper getup while standing in front of Aushcwitz.
>In a related post Monday evening, the ex-MySpace queen described Hitler as a “special and sweet kid” who was rejected by art schools and later “bullied.”
>She drew comparisons to her own life, saying she felt “mocked” and “rejected” when she tried to convert to...
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I used to crank down to her so much in middle school, she's fucking crazy now
>>682965987
>>682965987
lol
>>682966059
thought she got hacked or some shit but no, news sources actually report this garbage
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Theoretically, would it be illegal to pretend you work somewhere? For example, a walmart. If I were to show up at a walmart, dressed in the uniform, all that, would I get into trouble with the police? I don't give a shit if I get kicked out of the walmart, but would I get into any legal trouble? No, I would not be stealing anything, only pretending to work there.
>>682971808
Nop, ur safe... film it and post results
Accidentally made this thread twice
>>682971808
No, it's only illegal if you do something else in the process that is against the law. Otherwise, freedom of expression and all that.
>>682971808
Why would you pretend to do a job that most people pretend not to do
>>682971808
Nah probably not. Just no government officials i.e. Post man or police officer.
But I would say, if you go into an employees only marked location you could probably be charged with trespassing. Also probably be hassled to make sure you're not plotting a crime.
You guys can have 1 slice only 1 !
Don't be greedy cause daddy won't give you the D
>>682967778
What?
>>682967778
cheese pizza?
>>682967778
Love some cheese pizza
>>682968391
No you fuck
>>682968496
u wot? everyone likes cheese pizza!
Last thread 404'd. What's the most depraived sexual thing you've ever done.
>Had dog lick my ass while I jerked off.
Jerked off in class in Jr. and High School all the time.
Jerked off in public multiple times, made sure joggers saw me.
Came on a pre-teen girls coat in a movie theatre.
Jerked off on cam for a 14 year old multiple times.
Bought said 14 year old a vibratior.
Had phone sex with her dozens and dozens of times.
Got head from her four times.
Ate her pussy three times. I was 22 at the time.
bumping this thread. im going to hell for sure now.
That's some serious shit you've got here, my worst is more or less fapping on a teacher, but I'm still quit young, I've got the time to do weird stuff
>>682972763
Op here, I'm 36 but most of this stuff happened between ages 12 and 25. Although i was 32 when I came on the little girls coat she hung over the back of the movie seat.
>>682972763
MODS
A girl at work left a spare top in her locker for weeks on end so I figured she'd forgotten it and I used it as a cumrag repeatedly for a couple months. Finally stowed it back in her locker, stained and crusty. When she quit I figured she'd clean out her locker, find that shirt, and get rid of it in disgust. Instead a few years ago I looked her up on FB and found this pic of her wearing the exact same top.
What is happening here?
you're kissing your daddy goodnight
the gentleman on the right is licking the butthole of the gentleman on the left....he is tossing his salad if you will...eating the starfish
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>>682973985
human centipede
>>682973985
Is that Moot?
>>682974228
salad... what a dumb expression
What's the spookiest shit that's happened to you or someone you know or are related to?
Let's tell stories, anons
>be me
>sitting at home
>parents go to store
>home alone for few hours
>woohoo.wmv
>decide to dust computer
>In between sprays hear whispering
>turn to see what it was
>my cat scares the shit outta me
>everything is good
>finish...
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>>682966737
Pretty scary stuff mang
>>682966737
Come to think of it, the pc turning off was probably because I didn't close the case properly, but the whispering I don't really know...
sTILL pRETY SPOOPY
>>682966737
the the cat killed its self whyyyyyyyyyy *sob sob*
Bumping for interest
Bikini tribute thread.
>>682962443
Would love to see someone do the girl in the blue/green
bump. kinda of neat idea.
>>682962443
On their face or tits or what?
seen a print much like this around that i can't find, anyone know where i could possibly look?
>>682974271
look no further my friend.
>>682974906
This is the ONE! noice
>>682974906
now how to get?
Who are you voting for on November 8 and why?
anyone but crooked Hillary
not voting
>Who?
Trump
>Why?
To piss people off
Andrew WK.
>>682971439
Some asshole.
OBRISKI, JENNIFER
7 ROSEWOOD DR
MILLTOWN, NJ,
Dear god, what is that? An open wound? I've never seen such a horrid sight in my life.
>>682974879
That's pretty fucking rough, friend.
>>682974879
got more?
>>682974879
I'm done with life now, thx.
It's afraid!
>name my band
Playing tomorrow night
>I'm that Eggy teen on the left
Jared from Statefarms
>>682971418
Which one, the 15-year-old moot or the Miley Cyrus tranny?
>>682971418
Daddy Bought Me a Les Paul
Question for OP.
Have you actually heard Never Say Die, or are you just wearing it to be cool?
I'm wearing a t-shirt with the cover art, right now.
>>682971555
She sound hideous
Can someone please explain to me why people are voting for this person?
Are they aware of the FBI investigation?
Are they aware that she won't release the transcripts of her speeches?
Every time I post in a thread asking some Hillary supporter these questions they never respond. Why is that?
How the fuck is she getting votes?
Cuz she paid Trump to run in order to scare everyone into voting for her
Are you aware of the alternative?
If the fbi was after her shed be done. shes good whatever i sure as ballld aint putting trump, if that dude wins next election im going kanye all the way
SJW that s how
>>682967673
This is a meme. Provide some kind of source if you can.
>>682967792
Yes I am aware of the alternative. I'd rather vote for that than someone who is literally blatantly lying, pandering, and deceiving the American people.
>>682967818
How can they be so blind?
I have no idea why anyone would vote for Hillary.
Her email server contained secret information and was hacked by someone in Romania. If fact, the Romanian hacker said there were a number of other hackers from around the world snooping in her email server.
Creepshot thread!
![IMG_8041[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AqR0DCn.jpg "IMG_8041[1].jpg")
took today
Any OC?
request if you want more
Feet thread? Feet thread.
Here's my favorite.
>>682964284
You have good taste anon. She has really nice feet
Mmmmm suck those toes
>>682964284
Any more of this girl?
>>682964676
Thanks :)
>be me
>be dat boi
o shit waddup
o shit waddup
