Ask someone tripping anything
>>677406215
who tied your shoelaces?
>>677406215
Did you remember to turn on the oven?
holy fuck i forgot to shut off the walrus
>>677406215
what are you on?
if a girl called you creepy what would you do?
"well yeah i am, whats your point?"
stop being creepy, fagget.
what I wish I'd do:
>"whatever"
what I'd actually do:
>"..oh..uh..sorry....I..uh..didn't mean to uh...
I'd whip my dick out and start jerking off before she could look away.
Hey /b/ it's not often that I come here for advice, however I'm in a tough situation and could use alternative opinions.
I'm a 19 year old alt right leaning man pursuing a medical career in the future. I am a fairly normal white man, genetically pure. German/English mixed.
I was able to come into contact with and began conversing with a young woman, she's extremely intelligent, gifted classes throughout her school career, Ukranian/Russian/German mix, has openly stated that she wouldn't date a black man because "no offense but she wants to be with someone of her OWN race not someone genetically different" she has fact based opinions and overall she's a beautiful young lady, both inside and out she's a 9/10. The only problem being? she's 15 and I'm already in a relationship.
In a relationship with a 5/10 looks, 8/10 mind, 6/10 personality. redheaded high school sweetheart. She was a rebound and I was mostly in it for her mind. Everyone wondered why I began the relationship in the first place due to her extreme introverted tendencies and my extroverted personality. At this point in time I don't feel anything for her. However I'm close with her family and our families are very intertwined.
I'm conflicted on whether I should pursue the young girl, whether it would be moral to wait for her to come of age and then move onto her, what I should do about my current girl, should I stay with her and make it work? I'm not interested in a future with her really and I don't want to hurt her or our families. Some advice on the situation /b/
You should kill her then kill yourself you nigger faggot. Heil Hitler!
>>677403574
Do you even read what you type or do you just have the mentality of a highschooler
Dated a 16 year old when I was 20. No matter how mature they seem at first, a teenage girl is still a teenage girl. They play games like a motherfucker when shit gets serious, and have a lot of bullshit that comes with it. Not to mention if her family, or yours, finds out she's dating someone 4 years older... You don't know the meaning of shit storm. Wait a while, let her mature mentally. Even if she seems mature as fuck now, she's not. Tread carefully because what is now, won't be after you get with her.
kys new fags falling for the b8
Alright /b/, here's a weird sexual story from my younger days.....
>I was about 6, maybe 8, I'm a girl, btw...
>I was hanging out with my best friend at the time, he was either the same age as me, or 1 year younger.
>We eventually decide to set up a tent outside and sleep in there for the night, why idk. Our lawn was pretty big so we were quite a distance away from my house.
>We did dumb stuff, laugh and have fun, make cliche overused jokes, etc...
>Eventually we were both laying down side to side, he asks, "Can I ask a question? It's pretty... weird."
>I shrug, "Sure, what is it?"
>"Have you ever been on the computer and found anything..." longest pause of my fucking life, "....naughty?"
>This of course catches my attention, I say, "Yeah, I gotta go digging for it usually though. What kind of stuff... do you see?"
>Can practically feel the tension.
>Says he find pictures of people having sex, girl spreading their pussies, etc...
>I found pictures, and also a few porn videos, one I told him about was a little porn involving a girl student and her principal or whatever.
>"Did she mouth-and-penis (that's what we called it, didn't know that that blowjob was a word back then.) her principal?"
>"Yes. Of course." A good 3 minutes of silence...
>"Can you... mouth-and-penis me anon? Please?"
>I agree, he's so shaky and slowly with pulling down his pants I eventually get impatient and do it for him.
>I suck him off, he's fucking loving it, telling me to go faster and shit.
>I give him a bj for probably a good 5 minutes, idk if it's a thing with boy's anatomy when there young, but he never came. He lays there, panting for a while.
>I open my yap, "Okay, so now we do that thing with both our parts, right?"
>"What?"
>"I want to have sex with you!" I say, word for word.
>He's hesitant, even straight up saying he doesn't want to.
>"If you don't put your penis in my pussy, I'll tell your mom you made me have sex with you!"
To be continued...
>>677404754
>Girl
Tits.
tits or gtfo
Gr8 story m8
/pol/ sponsored Habbo thread. Let's do this shit, fam.
>>677404067
ok joining
wew
im in here with some /b/rothers
>>677404067
I'm down
ITT: we rate each other based on boards we browse other than /b/
>/gif/
>/pol/, sometimes
>/b/
>/pol/
>/int/
>>677404698
2/10 kiddy edge boards
All of them, for I am the original fag, master meme maker, face of the anonymous and legion.
>/b/
>/a/
>/c/
>/h/
and
>/w/
I'm a fucking weeb fag
Babysitting my niece tonight and we are bored. What's some fun games we can play?
Doctor.
Who can cum first, you faggot
>>677405760
Red rocket
rape
Allright /b/
We post high quality hentai.
I dont care if its solos, clean, messy, gangbangs, monsters, tentacles, loli, rule34, as long as its high quality. Bonus points if their dirty.
i'll post the first 10 at least but i need anon to contribute!
Ask a guy who just had sex with a 15yr old anything..!
Proof + details
>>677406211
how's your 15 yr old hand feel?
>>677407038
Fucking kek
>>677406736
Ok sure
> be me
> meet her on chat site
> compliment her looks and hold a conversation
> get number
> start talking about sex related subjects
> get her curious
> she asks for sex
> agree
> meet at her house when it's late (1am)
> sneak into her back window
> fuck her brains out
> sneak back out
Just got a new PC. Dubs decides background
Hunger Games
48 tributes edition
Rami Hikari
Pearl
Vivacious Hollows
Suzy's Ass
I need help b. I'm really broke and I need to make money really fast because I need to pay someone. Don't care if it's legal or not.
have you considered making drugs?
Robbery fam. It's the only way.
>>677406789
Im too stupid to do that
I wonder how many people will not notice revolvers don't have clips
Skype Group leave you names if you wanna join
gross half breed
Kill me
om nom nom
come on fags
Cocking girls, lets go boys.
Any girls with their mouths open this time?
Post sluts you know. Other anons say what they want to do to them.
>>677404995
Choke her with my hard cock until she goes limp and almost masses out. Strip her naked and jackhammer tit fuck until I blow my load in her eyes
>>677405288
In her eyes? That's hot.
>>677405413
Yeah. I'd make her have her eyes open and I'd cum right into her eyes and make her cry and squirm
Ask a bored and horny sissy slut anything
Tits and time stamp or gtfo
is it better to be a sissy than a cissy
> most beautifull girls in the world
> minimum of niggers and sandniggers
> liquor available 24/7 - even on holidays
> weed illegal
> prostitution legła
> no tornados, etc.
Where do I live?
Uganda?
Las vegas
ukrane
Poland?
Faces of /b/ thread. Post your selfie and be judged.
>>677405146
Was one of your parents downs? You look half downs syndrome.
>>677405146
Nice hair op.
Talking shit and didn't even post a pic. And no I'm just part Asian.
>>677405146
Cut your hair you unemployable faggot.
Also lose some weight.
Shave the shitty neckbeard and face pubes too.
Hey /b/tards, I'm going to kill myself. No bait. How should I do it without making much of a mess?
Empty needle in the vein, send an air embolism to the heart
poke fusion thread. lemme see your best
>>677404844
Bumping for interest.
bump
bumpity
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