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What would you do if you woke up one morning and saw your crush laying in bed naked next to you?
Hard mode: No sex
>>767606504
freak out
I just told my crush how I felt about her the other day and she said "I appreciate you telling me how you feel" and weve talked casually still since then but I guess this is the friendzone
I don't have a crush.
I don't talk to anyone.
I'm very alone
>>767606617
Are you me?
>>767606617
I was expecting a reply like this, still made me sad
>>767606504
Smile, hold her, tell her I've missed her and then dread waking up for real.
Chubby thread 4.0
>>767608135
picking up from where I left off
my slut
>>767608321
>>767608385
SQUAK
WE ARE THE BIRBS
SINGLES YOU PASS OUR BORBER
DUBS YOU GET ARRESTED FOR BEING SNAIL
TRIPS BECOME THE LEADER OF BIRBS
>>767605098
hello there, I'm just here to visit the birbtopia.
>>767605410
GOOD
SQUEEEEE
>>767605098
Say there... What kind of amenities does this here place have?
>>767605098
I am just a seed deliveryman, I request entry.
Lemme smash.
Celeb thread:
Pokies make the world go round edition
>>767608075
had a lot of fun watching friends
my friends crush
>not mine
S/fur
Sure, count me in.
So I've been trying to create the perfect deli wrap. I'm experimenting with all the variables, but also trying to keep it at 4ish ingredients. Thoughts?
>>767599914
nais fete
A girl I'm seeing wants me to choke her. How do? Is it a trachea thing or like the jugular? She says she likes it rough but I don't want to hurt her. Also porn dump
>>767602363
Obv dont double wrap around her neck unless shes really into it but just choke her but dont pull a mice of men and kill her with retard strength
The girl I'm with currently likes to be choked. I go for now pressure on the jugular not the trachea so she can still breathe. With my girl it's more the lack of oxygen than lack of being able to breathe. Unless your girl specifically wants to not be able to breathe I'd go for the jugular.
>>767602363
Firm but not too hard at first
Let her guide you to what she likes
god tier feels thread cause I don't feel shit today and I have to carry on
bump#1
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Perfect tits thread.
No fatties/fakes.
We should nuke Afrika
>>767593881
Where are you from
>>767593881
Am I on reddit?
>>767593881
It won't work. Cockroaches are resistant to nukes.
>>767594226
The US of A as god intended
The map looks pretty cool without Africa actually
It's that time again, /b/.
>>767601247
>>767601266
this loser clearly lived such a sheltered life if his body is that perfect
>>767601247
bump while I make mine.
>>767601247
I had to get surgery on my dick when I was 11. Only memorable thing tbh.
>>767601353
Anyone still wear a watch these days?
Yes
>>767601814
cell phone has that job now
Yea, but nothing that anyone would notice.
>>767601995
Picked up a G Shock recently.
>solar
>atomic timekeeping
>world time
>200m wr
new FB/ig/vsco jo thread
i couldn't satisfy my ex gf
If you aren't Aryan, you aren't Human.
This is fact.
>>767603055
Rather be untermensch that breadchin
>>767603055
>>767603088
Dubs and 88!
>>767603279
What is this "breadchin" you're talking about?
>>767603055
you tell 'em bud, we gotta get dem dere dark skins to understand.
ylyl
>>767595687
>>767595861
>>767595861
Hey /b/ looking to buy a repeater/extender to boost my wifi. I'm thinking of getting one you just plug into a wall outlet. Do these work better than one I can plug into my computer? What are you using /b/?
This one doesnt look happy :(
I had one and they fucking suck dick
I'm thinking this one.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00PDLRHFW/?tag=repeat0f-20
What I really want to know is, if anyone has one of these and how well does it work for you?
Why not just buy a better router instead repeater. In my experience they lags pretty bad
Don't get one that plugs into the PC, those are junk. Get one that plugs into the wall. Depending on your level of tech savvy they're not hard to set up.
If you actually care about internet speed and your current ISP plan provides over 30 Mbp/s, make sure you get one with and use the 5Ghz band.
Get one and place it about 40% of the way between your router and the furthest point you want to have service. Make sure you configure it properly in the http page when you connect it. You can do this by finding out what IP address your router DHCPs to it, and...
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r8 my mum
I'd fuck her
10....i want her
>>767597361
Meet your future step dad anon
>>767597361
8 post more!
What was his motivation?
>>767599770
He didn't want everyone to pick their own names. Everyone would want to be Mr. Blue or Mr. Black. Also something about leaving a tip.
From the sounds of it, the prosecutors aren't even sure he's the right person. They made all these media announcements that they had a DNA match.. then they asked the courts to allow them to draw blood for... DNA matching. Until they figure out what the fuck they're doing, I'll say his motivation thus far is to stay out of prison regardless of it being the right person. To be fair on that point, there's a very little chance he gets a fair trial with all the media attention he's received.. so a guilty verdict is incoming anyway.
He wanted to straight up play with their doo doo to nut
>>767601194
They want the DNA to shore up their data. They had the DNA from the crime scenes, then matched it to the database and this dude was their most likely suspect. But with the volume of people uploading data, even at 99.99% match it could be someone else. They need 100% match.
>>767601628
Then they shouldn't be making arrests. If you can't prove the crime, you shouldn't be making charges against the person. Not a difficult concept to understand.
Celeb Thread
Sky?
Nudes pls
>>767600922
>>767600926
TOP LOL
ask a 25 year old sissy who wants to be a bimbo anything....
doesn't need to be sexual
>>767602571
How tall are you?
>>767602571
Why are you such a bitch ass pussy ass nigga?
>>767602634
5'11
>>767602571
do you love queen bimbo, Alicia Amira?
>>767602720
Where do you get over knee socks that fit?
Ay I live in Nebraska what kind of spiderfag is this.
nigga you need to burn that place to the ground
>>767599426
Fellow Nebraska Nigga?
>>767599426
Looks like a jumpin fag. How big is it?
>>767599568
I found it in a hole about 1 inch in diameter
>>767599426
Could be a mouse spider.
