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1. Kein Glück mit Frauen
2. Kein Interesse daran?
3. Vielwixxer?
4. NoFap ungesund?
>>706184007
>1. Kein Glück mit Frauen
Noch nie was probiert
>2. Kein Interesse daran?
Ja
>3. Vielwixxer?
Nicht wirklich
>4. NoFap ungesund?
Nein
>>706184007
>1. Kein Glück mit Frauen
Hatte noch nie eine Frau uezs
>2. Kein Interesse daran?
Bin zu schüchtern
>3. Vielwixxer?
Jeden Tag mindestens 20x
>4. NoFap ungesund?
Fappiere jeden Tag
H I L F E
>>706184007
>Kein Glück mit Frauen
Ja
>Kein Interesse daran?
Doch
>Vielwixxer?
Geht so, ein mal am Tag
>NoFap ungesund?
Wirkt sich nicht sonderlich auf die Gesundheit aus
New loli thread.
Cont. >>706167928
Have fun. I'm off to bed
Works for me!
-Lolitanon, ex OP
4chin birthday party; GO!
chiggem
>>706172032
This is as original as content gets.
I'm glad I got to witness an actual real person; A contributing artist, and not just another inane attention whore.
Thanks for making my day, OP.
ITT: Games that are the best in their franchise.
I'll start.
>>706179372
Agreed. Oblivion (with Shivering Isles) was greatest and I still happily come back to it.
Anyway, here's my game
>>706179372
try enderal its way better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-2YuPGYabw
>>706179662
this game is the shit
good luck faggots hope you die
roll
okay
>>706185615
again
roll
reply or your mother will die in her sleep
>>706175457
pls
Okay
>>706175457
agrse
Trips decides
His name is Freddie
>>706185219
spacce program.
if no helium, flush down toilet
>>706185219
Sodomize with q-tip. Don't forget proper lubrication.
>>706185219
make him a happy little house and find him a wife named Rosie
>>706185219
Tape him to a paper plane and recreate 9/11
> Be me
> See this girl posted a lot, don't think much of it
> Fixing a friends pc, needs new hard drive and he's useless so asks me to handle everything
> see this girl
> Don't think much of it because he browses /b/ and likes redheads
> Cleaning his porn files
> Find some hidden folders, looks like he's been trading pics with random girls online
> See this girl
> A ton of photos of her smiling and looking shy, showing off her new braces
> Dig deeper
> Oh shit shes got nudes
> NUDES
> Dozens of her nude, posing
> A few closeups of the tight pussy
> 10/10 body perky tits
> Find video of her fingering herself
> Roll trips and I'll share the vid
> Roll dubs and I'll share the nudes
> Post in this thread or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
> Only the sentence above this is true
Roll for nudes
>>706178313
That's funny OP. I kinda knew that was going to happen from the get go.
Roll
If quads dump all
cuck thread! post bitches you know, anons say how they would degrade and use them. reply for reply
Define the word :"cuck"
Wwyd
>>706170425
I'd make her do my taxes.
>>706171526
I'd make her sit on my face and punch my balls
G/fur
wanting to get offf
Celeb Thread fap
I thought Perfection didn't exist.
Then I found Hayley Atwell.
Lately I like to edge on cam while a bro feeds me pics of our favorite celebs. My cam window is split screen and I put whatever pics he sends up next to me on cam as I edge.
He can either roleplay as if she's watching me, or we can just chat about her.
It's my new favorite way to play, and it makes me fucking ERUPT, usually 7-10 ropes. I don't even watch porn anymore. I'd much rather play with celebs.
New FB fam thread. Post em
wtf she looks like my dentist
>>706172946
Saved her from a thread someone posted about it being their dentist few days ago
TERRORIST ATTACK ON PARIS INCOMING
Some guy posted on french forums jeuxvideos.com that he was going to do a suicide bomb attack
THIS IS NOT A JOKE
They managed to get his facebook where he posted 2 public posts where he showed he was right in front of the Eiffel tower
I'll keep you guys updated
His profile
id=100012809677379&fref=ts
Everyone is posting on his profile this is getting crazy
Too lazy to translate right now any translator would be fine
They sent his profile to the police twitter is super active atm
>>706175112
is he muslim?
also keep us posted op, boring night
Welcome October. Last digit is the number of girls you will fuck this month
Moar anyone got a cheap Xbox 360
0 get
Desperate enough to believe you
it'll probably be a 1, won't it?
Post ITT or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
too late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_uHQglOB_Q
fag
Do you dare to play Russian roulette?
Rolling a 6 means you DIE
Dubs and you can leave
Trips and you shoot everyone.
roll
Easy mode. I won't die
Roll
>>706176501
Roll
Hablen espanol aqui.
Pablo Escobar es mi padre. Muerte a secuestradores.
Soy el rey de los lagartos.
Macaquitos.
>>706170145
No.
YLYL post your best shit
>>706169406
Just enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISz9w8pTZZE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsGw12JWR1U
dont worry my friends im here to make new 4chan great again
need more gay porn on ylyl threads
>>706169406
Is there any reason for not getting a healthy circumcision?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB_H7xmeo5E
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
Hey there
Deutschfaden
Fragen:
Was ist euer Lieblingsessen?
Wie groß und wie schwer ist die ideale Frau?
Wie oft könnte ihr euch am Tag einen runterholen?
Vermisst ihr Stefan Raab?
Bonus 1: Erzählt eine Grüntext-Story
Bonus 2: Postet ein Gedicht
kein fotzen faden? :(
Erinnerung das Boxxer nicht nur Wein im Klo wegspült.
wie bringe ich sie dazu nackfotos zu schicken?
>>706177987
>Was ist euer Lieblingsessen?
pommes mit bratwurst ohne alles
>Wie groß und wie schwer ist die ideale Frau?
1,65 und 60kg? k.a.
>Wie oft könnte ihr euch am Tag einen runterholen?
bin alt, einmal alle zwei tage
>Vermisst ihr Stefan Raab?
nein
>Bonus 1: Erzählt eine Grüntext-Story
>es war einmal ein scheiß op, es müsste nämlich keep calm and learn german heißen
>Bonus 2: Postet ein Gedicht
ladiladiho!
