good luck faggots hope you die
roll
okay
>>706185615
again
roll
reply or your mother will die in her sleep
>>706175457
pls
Okay
>>706175457
agrse
Trips decides
His name is Freddie
>>706185219
spacce program.
if no helium, flush down toilet
>>706185219
Sodomize with q-tip. Don't forget proper lubrication.
>>706185219
make him a happy little house and find him a wife named Rosie
>>706185219
Tape him to a paper plane and recreate 9/11
> Be me
> See this girl posted a lot, don't think much of it
> Fixing a friends pc, needs new hard drive and he's useless so asks me to handle everything
> see this girl
> Don't think much of it because he browses /b/ and likes redheads
> Cleaning his porn files
> Find some hidden folders, looks like he's been trading pics with random girls online
> See this girl
> A ton of photos of her smiling and looking shy, showing off her new braces
> Dig deeper
> Oh shit shes got nudes
> NUDES
> Dozens of her nude, posing
> A few closeups of the tight pussy
> 10/10 body perky tits
> Find video of her fingering herself
> Roll trips and I'll share the vid
> Roll dubs and I'll share the nudes
> Post in this thread or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
> Only the sentence above this is true
Roll for nudes
>>706178313
That's funny OP. I kinda knew that was going to happen from the get go.
Roll
If quads dump all
cuck thread! post bitches you know, anons say how they would degrade and use them. reply for reply
Define the word :"cuck"
Wwyd
>>706170425
I'd make her do my taxes.
>>706171526
I'd make her sit on my face and punch my balls
G/fur
wanting to get offf
Celeb Thread fap
I thought Perfection didn't exist.
Then I found Hayley Atwell.
Lately I like to edge on cam while a bro feeds me pics of our favorite celebs. My cam window is split screen and I put whatever pics he sends up next to me on cam as I edge.
He can either roleplay as if she's watching me, or we can just chat about her.
It's my new favorite way to play, and it makes me fucking ERUPT, usually 7-10 ropes. I don't even watch porn anymore. I'd much rather play with celebs.
New FB fam thread. Post em
wtf she looks like my dentist
>>706172946
Saved her from a thread someone posted about it being their dentist few days ago
TERRORIST ATTACK ON PARIS INCOMING
Some guy posted on french forums jeuxvideos.com that he was going to do a suicide bomb attack
THIS IS NOT A JOKE
They managed to get his facebook where he posted 2 public posts where he showed he was right in front of the Eiffel tower
I'll keep you guys updated
His profile
id=100012809677379&fref=ts
Everyone is posting on his profile this is getting crazy
Too lazy to translate right now any translator would be fine
They sent his profile to the police twitter is super active atm
>>706175112
is he muslim?
also keep us posted op, boring night
Welcome October. Last digit is the number of girls you will fuck this month
Moar anyone got a cheap Xbox 360
0 get
Desperate enough to believe you
it'll probably be a 1, won't it?
Post ITT or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
too late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_uHQglOB_Q
fag
Do you dare to play Russian roulette?
Rolling a 6 means you DIE
Dubs and you can leave
Trips and you shoot everyone.
roll
Easy mode. I won't die
Roll
>>706176501
Roll
Hablen espanol aqui.
Pablo Escobar es mi padre. Muerte a secuestradores.
Soy el rey de los lagartos.
Macaquitos.
>>706170145
No.
YLYL post your best shit
>>706169406
Just enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISz9w8pTZZE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsGw12JWR1U
dont worry my friends im here to make new 4chan great again
need more gay porn on ylyl threads
>>706169406
Is there any reason for not getting a healthy circumcision?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB_H7xmeo5E
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
Hey there
Deutschfaden
Fragen:
Was ist euer Lieblingsessen?
Wie groß und wie schwer ist die ideale Frau?
Wie oft könnte ihr euch am Tag einen runterholen?
Vermisst ihr Stefan Raab?
Bonus 1: Erzählt eine Grüntext-Story
Bonus 2: Postet ein Gedicht
kein fotzen faden? :(
Erinnerung das Boxxer nicht nur Wein im Klo wegspült.
wie bringe ich sie dazu nackfotos zu schicken?
>>706177987
>Was ist euer Lieblingsessen?
pommes mit bratwurst ohne alles
>Wie groß und wie schwer ist die ideale Frau?
1,65 und 60kg? k.a.
>Wie oft könnte ihr euch am Tag einen runterholen?
bin alt, einmal alle zwei tage
>Vermisst ihr Stefan Raab?
nein
>Bonus 1: Erzählt eine Grüntext-Story
>es war einmal ein scheiß op, es müsste nämlich keep calm and learn german heißen
>Bonus 2: Postet ein Gedicht
ladiladiho!
SCP thread
You have to spend 12 hours with an SCP and make it out alive
The last 3 numbers of your post tell you which SCP you will get
If the 4th to last number of your post is 0, 2, 4, 6, 8 check this list:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series
If the 4th to last number of your post is 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 then check this list:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series-2
i.e. post 2123 would go to the first list and look for scp 123
Tell us what SCP you got and how fucked you are, pictures welcome if available
For new people:
It's a made up foundation that is specialized in "saving" humanity by containing supernatural/dangerous objects/creatures. For example SCP-173 breaks your neck if no one is looking at it. Blinking = death if you lose sight of it. It got a huge fanbase with a couple of games which are actually really good. An SCP is one of those objects/creatures. You can read up on it on their website, it's pretty fun to read up on some SCPs.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/about-the-scp-foundation
Roll
roll
You fall in love, you lose
>>706170799
No fucking chance, mate. Try harder.
short hair and glasses <3
>>706170799
nice hat
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>706160712
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jush829Cg4
That was a pretty fun thread.
These rules are cozy
>>706172794
Never said Tenten wasn't to be credited. Day One of 24/7 waifu or the ol' once in a couple of days waifu? History of /waifu/ is relevant. /waifu/ is a community, kinda a country, where we discuss irrelevant shit. Not knowing the history of waifu is like not knowing the history of the country you're from.
I found a way to disable these fucking hats after some searching.
Type +stophat102016 in comments to disable them
>>706173080
+stophat102016
B8
>>706173139
Finally
+stophat10216