Cool loli thread pls post spicy lolis
https://kotaku.com/rurouni-kenshin-creator-charged-with-possessing-child-p-1820633519
celeb bread
girl power edition
YLYL
https://youtu.be/7f9HHrCv5IU
Chubby teen, slam pig, whatever thread. I’ll start with a dump.
>>751915686
>>751915737
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>>751915829
Daily reminder that white women belong to BLACK MEN.
Pussy ass beta white boys just stroke their cocks to superior men fucking their women.
>>751914015
https://youtu.be/-iz_mVgEzqg
>>751914015
>Daily reminder that IT IS I XU HUANG!
>>751914015
Wait, he's putting it in her but I think. 8^0
>>751914015
Its kinda sad that black people have an inferiority complex so big, that there is a porn company made just for the fetish where they see themselves as being better than white people
Draw Thread
DURST Edition
fuck off ttorr with your repost bullshit
plant girls
>>751907239
never heard of.
Post beautiful black women
nobody?
there are none
whoopi (((goldberg)))
Pics you shouldn't share/wwyd cont.
Not my pic.
volafile /r/er8mwuag
Anon from previous thread you still here? More of this beauty
FB/IG Fap
>>751915504
well its thanksgiving today and am a broke student and am asking for a gift(pubg) plz ? my steam is empty except cs go
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Zelic123/
>>751914109
Any of these please
http://steamcommunity.com/id/78768763201278976/wishlist
Anyone could help me out with Steins;Gate please?
That would really make my day, many thanks..
Id/B80Leo
Could I get Steins;Gate or A Hat In Time, pretty please?
Or anything from my wishlist really
http://steamcommunity.com/id/TachibanaInc/wishlist
Thank you!
Begfagging for Raise of the Tomb Raider (17€)
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198119961666
Would you rather fuck my sister or my mom?
Gross
Your mom.
>>751914955
How about my mom or my grandma?
>>751915012
Body pics?
MILF thread.
I lost my virginity to a teacher. I'm gonna drop a greentext of the best night I've ever had. I just need to share it. Don't worry, it wasn't illegal, it was 3 years after I left school. She was fucking amazing, and since that night I only want to be with milfs. Chicks my own age don't cut it.
Pic not her, but its how I left her.
Any pics you have or your own stories, would be appreciated.
>>751904100
> finish hs in rural NZ move to big city Auckland
> be 20 out with friends at viaduct
> hot milf on dance floor
> slinky red dress, long blonde hair, great slim figure and banging tits
> fuck she looks familiar, I swear I recognise her, must be someone from tv
> fuck it, I stumble over dance with her
> she's down
> but damn, sure i know her, confused AF who it is though
> she's looking at me the same
> after a minute she stops, eyes wide open and screams out my name, 'Omg its you, Anon Anonson!'
> ????
> holy shit its me Miss L!
> my English teacher from grade 9
> used to have brown hair back then and always tied back, wore glasses too, had the hot librarian look going. She was hot then but so different tonight, no wonder I didn't recognise her
> she just looks like a hungry man eating cougar
> gives me big hug, its all good
> asks me if I wanna go outside for a smoke and catch up
> yes Miss L, I mean Kelly
> find out she's in a different town now, is up here for a concert tomorrow night, her hotel is just 2 mins from the bar
> oh yeah she's also 33. Well she told me 29 but i dont think that adds up so I'm gonna assume shes lying by 4 years
> asks what I've been up to, says I was always a good student, she loved my writing, was a great storyteller blah blah, also tells me I look handsome and shit
> feels muscles in my arm in a way a teacher should not be doing
> I get the first concious feeling if I play this right I could be in for some action
> can't get over how hot she is and how good she smells, if I pull this off it will be epic
> get shy and automatically act like I'm in grade 9 again, am in danger of spilling spaghetti
> stop that shit right now dude. Its not school anymore, you're a God damn man now. Besides your dick deserves this, fight for him, give it your best shot
> we go back in and dance
> look over make sure my friends can see. Theyre all impressed. Am getting all the international hand signals for 'fuck her right in the pussy'
>>751904154
> hate dancing am totally unco, but i get to wrap my arms around her, feel her body, so its not all bad
> she grinds into me and my dick tingles
> nice
> she wants a coffee, too loud in here (lol she's old afterall) would I like to go somewhere we can talk?
> fuck yeah
> walk along the waterfront, stop and look at the boats, its actually pretty romantic. Or some shit.
> there's a cool breeze and she shivers. I put my arm around her. just to try warm her up
> nek minnit, kissing
> we're all over each other, chewing on each others faces
> she makes a loooooong sloooooow moan that nearly makes me cum on the spot
> now her hand goes to my crotch
> I pull back- dude, there's families and shit walking past
> but yep, its looking like I'm gonna get some tonight
> 2 mins walk to her hotel kissing the whole way. get in the lift continue making out, watch myself kissing Miss L in the mirror. So need to fist pump one of my bros about now
> walk down hall, still kissing
> open door, still kissing
> she pushes me onto the sofa, yep still kissing
> tells me wait right there
> oh wow shes actually getting the coffee going
> try to do small talk but its awkward, just lie there half hanging off the sofa with hands behind my head watching her
> I knows she's older but she really does look hot, she's got it all going on
> she comes over
> gets straight onto her knees in front of me
> rubs my crotch, goes for my belt, undoes my zip and we pull my jeans down a little
> oh yeah
> I've already got a semi
> her face goes down to my lap
> kissing all around it over my boxers
> thank fuck I wanked off before going out tonight, otherwise I'd have cum already
> puts her mouth into the front of my boxers
> oh i see whats going on, she's doing her best to get my dick out - no hands
> I feel a tongue messing around, lips, saliva
> oh hang on, its warm and wet all around my head, she's got me in her mouth, fucking amazing
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> and there we have it, with her lips wrapped around it she pulls my cock out
> awesome skills
> gets straight to work bringing her mouth up and down on me
> seconds later my dick is the hardest, biggest its ever been
> I can't take my eyes off her, bizarre knowing only a few years ago I was putting my hand up asking her if I could go to the toilet and now I'm watching her bobbing up and down on my dick, saliva going everywhere
> best sight ever
> I've been sucked off before by girls who almost seem bored or pissed off
> but this woman's taken it to a whole new level
> shes got a way of making me feel special
> I reach down and undo her dress from the back
> massage her, play with her hair as she blows me
> this is so damn good, i would be happy to just relax, close my eyes and let her finish me
> she stands up pulls her dress down to her waist shows off them titties
> bends down and puts them in my face
> motorboat
> undo bra and lick and suck the shit out of them
> they're still workable, not flabby or anything
> with the dress around her waist she walks around the room, flicking switches, gives us mood lighting
> with just harbour lights coming in, I feel like James Bond, this is sophisticated shit
> does a slow striptease for me
> dress comes off
> dances around in tights, knickers and high heels
> I can't believe what I'm seeing as she takes her gear off
> stands in front of me in the half dark wearing only knickers
> I pull her in and go to town on her body
> kiss her stomach, rub her thighs, grab her tits
> avoid her pussy, i just wanna tease her, not easy to do, its right at eye level
> get close nibble and bite her thighs, she starts breathing heavy
> she puts a foot on the armrest and pushes her crotch forward
> i go in for the kill
> put my face up against it, she's wet
> kiss her pussy over her knickers
> pull her underwear aside
> one of her flaps is exposed, i lap at it like a puppy
post cute animals
S/fur
bump
Nude game with my fiance. 3, 5, or 7 gets your choice.
fingers spreading pussy with full frontal.
>>751911126
Face and tits
Full Frontal
Tits
Celeb Thread == The Celeb Saloon, where dry mouths needs be quenched!
>>751913466
i wish she was this slutty back when she was a 10
Jedi Queen! Jedi Queen! Jedi Queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen! O.O
why are americans so fat and stupid and disgusting?
>>751913738
Because having large quantities of supplies and resources enables us to inhale food like its
>>751913738
Cause they came from Europe. Duh
>>751913909
Yeah, no. USA isn't really on the top list, and other countries manage just fine.
Take Norway, which was voted the best country to live in, a whole decade in a row.
Do you see an absurd amount of fat people walking around? No?
That's right, because we're not fucking degenerates, despite close to everyone being filthy rich.
>>751913738
Because yer nan is a slut, whom I shag mighty good and raw on the daily
Sit the fuck down, faggots. Papa’s about to tell you all a story about Anon and the Weaponized Tards.
Part 1:
>be me
>8th grade
>have adhd (more like autism, but that’s what I was diagnosed with by the shrink)
>have a “special needs plan” to help me “get by” in school
>in the hall between classes
>some bitch with an always-served-with-a-smile face stops me in the hallway
>”Hello, Anon! I was actually just looking for you!”
>hands me a slip of pink paper
>”The guidance counselor wants to see you during lunch! Have a nice day!”
>she walks away, surprisingly without asking if I wanted it for here or to go
>shit.jpg
>it was that sword I doodled in class, wasn’t it? I knew I should have made it a kid-friendly butter knife
>lunch comes, and I go to the guidance office
>turns out I was right, and he started giving this lecture on how drawing a medieval sword in history class isn’t school appropriate
>he asks me if I’m “okay,” “doing well,” etc.
>meeting ends, about to get up and leave
>”Oh, by the way, there’s this program that I thought you’d be interested in.”
>intrigue.jpg (pic related)
>”Yeah?”
>”Well, there’s this class that you can go to instead of lunch every Monday. While there, you can meet people like you, and you can get some help in class. You know?”
>I did not know
>interested, and inexperienced, I accepted his offer
>my first mistake
>the first Monday arrives
>I walk into the classroom I’m supposed to go to
>all I see is tards, some picking their noses and moaning, others uttering phrases incomprehensible...
>the served-with-a-smile-bitch is there, too.
>shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>”Oh hi, Anon! You’re right on time! Come have a seat!”
>she pulls out a chair between two tards
>uneasy about what is to come, and against my better judgement, I oblige
>class begins
>to be continued
>first, there’s one of those school activities preschool teachers use to make the students “get to know each other.”
>the teachers hand us the sheets of paper, and leave us alone
>their mistake
>all the tards look at me
>one of them walks up to me and manages to slur a “hello. What’s your name?”
>weaponized adhd activated
>”Anon. And I take it you’re Jordan? The teach said it earlier. I’d say it’s a pleasure to meet you, but I think we both know we’re here against our will. So yeah... you probably don’t understand any of this, now that I think about it. So, because of your hinderance in social skills, as well as mine, let’s start by saying my name is Anon.”
>it works. The tard gives me his name, and introduces me to the others
>ive established contact
>look at the clock
>ten minutes until class ends
>get an idea
>”Hey, Jordan. Wanna play a game?”
>”Ok friend! Oh, I know! You wanna play Tickles?”
>Shit, kid’s like a real life Gir.
>”Sort of. First, you have to go and tell everyone else we’re playing a game. But not the teachers. It’s a surprise.”
>Jordan agrees, and whispers it to everyone in the class.
>Soon, I have a whole room of tards awaiting my command
>”ok, everyone. It’s time to play Surprise Tickle! What you have to do is tickle whoever’s it. And the teachers are it! Now go up to them, and give them surprise tickles!” I whisper
>the tards quietly step to the teachers, including the served-with-a-smile-bitch and the guidance counselor, who had arrived earlier to “check on” the class, and was talking with the served-with-a-smile-bitch.
>they form a semi-circle around them
>their gaze turned from blissful to... feral... hungry...
>all at once, they yelled, “Surprise!” and lunged on the teachers
>the teachers disappeared under a wave of growling, feral tards
>sweetrevenge.png
>bell rings
>the tards don’t notice
>sprint out of class
>mfw I now have a personal tard militia
>>751898569
Fuck off with your edgelord tard bee queen shit
Gwork anon
>>751899066
Now, if a social confrontation occurs, I simply have to yell, “Surprise Tickle time!” And the tards come running through the halls. Even the principal is not safe now.
Which face would you cum on while the others watched?
>>751908555
Back left
>>751908555
Bottom left but her mum would get the same treatment
>>751909109
And why is that?
Ugly sluts
I'd facefuck that eye straight.
