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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Post snapchat username and I'll send a dick pic
>>686704326
funeral_chris
ashleybre67
t_luang hmu
ozzycalamari
WoodenShield
Dria0lsen
bubble tiem!!!
i've never understood the point of these iamges
>>686705536
They create the illusion that she's naked but behind some object with holes in it. Basically your stupid monkey brain doesn't see clothing and assumes there is none.
I'm drunk as fuc right now.
87 determines what i do.
kill your self
Kill self
Kill self
>>686703943
Cut off your big toe.
an hero
Post friends you'd fuck, other anons rate Pt2
>>686707019
rightyy
>>686705420
All three sisters
Mexithread.
En donde andan putos?
presente
ITT: gringos que dicen que son mexicanos
En la ciudad de los silbatos antiacoso
>>686700801
es todo plebe
>>686700973
te vas y chingas a veinte puto
Hot Indian women you would bang
>>686700668
Indian women are fucking thunder cunts. Trust me OP, you don't want to deal with Indians or their curry smelling families.
They're all prude as fuck because of how India is setup. You're either born poor or rich and that is not allowed to change.
You gotta love Hindus, they are like negresses but with whiter face factions
>>686700668
Indian girls are my weakness
Feet thread!
omegle oc headin your way.
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I approve of this thread
ITT: things you like that you would never admit to IRL
I wanna fuck my boyfriend in the ass with a strapon
I curl my toes when I cum.
>>686702352
your mom
I like to jerk off in the bathroom at work because the sound of other guys shitting makes me hard, and i like the smell
That i have automotive "carburetor fucker" shots of my truck...videos of fingering the throttle body and stuff...
Waifu claiming thread.
>Milinda's birthday edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Happy
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>>686706981
peach is best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDkbbriNX3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgBP3GBqd2A
>>686706981
HAPPY B-DAY MILLI!!!!
>kagami claimed
>>686706616
Thank you, I wish ya the same!
>tries to pat back
>>686706895
No, it's alright, my waifu just wan't in the anime ;-;
Akiko claimed
>>686707120
That's fucking right man
YLYL 2
>>686703919
Then pay 40 dollars shipping
>>686703919
doesnt work anymore they have weight allowances they go by
Ahoy
Redhead thread, amatuers preferred
>>686699131
Yeah I'm going to need some sauce on this
>>686699328
I second this.
Need sauce.
Op is a massive faggot for not posting sauce or more
If i had sauce id provide, i saved it from the last redhead thread i was in
Can /b/ stop super giga nigga?
Shit nigger
Sheeeit nigga
Stop giga nigga
Hey /b/. I'm quitting my job right now. Trips decides what I text my manager.
>>686700170
nigger
Hello my manager, I would like to inform you that I will be quitting my job today. Thanks for understanding.
Tell him to hang himself with his belt.
Also a pic of keemstar sucking a dick cause it's kinda funny.
Some of you guys are alright. Don't come in work tomorrow.
>bonus points if add pic of gun to text
Mouth Ass Pussy. Which hole would you fuck
>>686697962
bitch on the left, right in her voldemort nose
>>686697962
ass, pussy. mouth
Left - Mouth
Middle - Ass
Right - Pussy
>>686697962
I'm conflicted because the blonde has the best looking face and it needs a dick in it, but for the stronger genes the leftie being the biggest would be the better option.
Left mouth middle pussy and ass right pussy and ass
Age of consent thread
Post city/state and country you live in
What the age of consent is
What you think it should be
>Amsterdam, Netherlands
>Age of consent: 16
>What I think it should be: 13
>>686687992
>13
lol ok retard.
>>686687992
Tn, age of consent ?? Wat it should be, 9.
>>686688139
you are a faggot
>>686687992
13 too old, by age of 10 girls know all the shit anyway, atleast in my country, so 10 is good
21. am i doing this right?
What famous people has /b/ met?
>pic related
I met him at a charity event when I was a young un. One of the nicest, most hilarious people I've met.
Danny Trejo. I randomly bumped into him back in 2012 when I was walking around in Austin, TX. Nice guy.
>>686690245
Fucking Bionic elbow was the shit. Met Gerald Smiley one time. Cousin is a big wig for hampton hotels in phoenix and he was there. Got me an autograph and shit.
I met the dude who wrote the Redwall books
>>686692412
Me too, he was really cool.
I also met Michael and Mario Andretti.
Played COD with Glen Jacobs (Kane)
I met George Jones's wife, Nancy Jones the year before George died. Then I went to his funeral at the Grand Ol' Opry House.
Why don't you watch anime?
I'm over 14 years old.
Just never got into it.
When I was a kid I always thought the other people that were into it were a little off. My mom actually tried to get me to read manga but I turned it down (partially because you read the book backwards which screwed with me).
because it sucks ass eggs
>>686696273
>My mom actually tried to get me to read manga
Excuse me?
>>686696273
Do you ever regret it? There are some amazing manga.
/b/ what's the best way to kill myself?
I'm really done
I just want this to end
I don't want my family to find me I don't want my friends to find me, i just want to stop
inb4 some asshole suggests I just run away and make a new life
[spoiler]I can't, I'm a small, attractive female and I would be kidnapped and raped right away if I was a nomad.[/spoiler]
post your address on 4chan
>>686695326
There are many ways... I would either OD on sleep medication or die in a fire saving some random family. Preferably the latter.
But please OP, get some help.
>>686695614
No help for me anymore
I've tried to help myself
No amount of help has worked
I've been in and out of therapy for years
It's all a fucking lie
It's always been a lie
I was on medication for years
It's time for it to end
I just want it to stop
>>686695609
I don't have an address right now
I'm living in 5 different houses
>>686696212
How old are you, OP? Talk to me, I've been suicidal before and I managed to crawl out.
>>686696658
I'm 24
I'm too old for this shit
s/fur
>>686702305
Good point. But something about that car... I want to stick my dick in that tailpipe.
But I don't know, I reeeeally want a De Tomoso Pantera GT5 as well, the Countach wing looks so sick on it.
no fluffy abuse thread wtf?
>inb4 newfags try to ruin it with that rape post
giving my bump
Bump
