Self Defense: Need ideas please. Pepper spray is illegal in Australia. Is there anything else aerosol I can carry in my handbag to at least delay (ideally drop) an assailant?
>>713325373
Can of axe and a lighter duct taped on. Also kills cockroaches.
>>713325373
Yea, a booklet about rape culture and how men are oppressing you "women". Also, make sure you have a giant dildo you can hit him with. If he yells "WTF?", ask him
>"what? Are you some kind of striaght, white, male?"
He'll run away in sheer terror of what you guys have made his country into.
Fucking aussies.
>>713325515
Axe?
https://www.google.com/patents/US3060165
No need to thank me.
Deutschfaden am Morgen!
Fragen
1. Diszipliniert?
2. Diffus?
3. Sportlich?
4. Geschenke besorgt?
>>713327878
und DEUS VULT!
>>713327905
Deus vult!
>>713327943
Heil König Richard!
>>713327878
>1. Diszipliniert?
klar, deswegen bin ich hier
>2. Diffus?
wenig
>3. Sportlich?
durchaus, silber bei den bundesjugendspielen
>4. Geschenke besorgt?
für die frau ja
>your age
>how many women you've fucked
faggots not welcome
what about dykes?
23
6
>>713337203
>21
>40-45 lost track but its around that range. Had the clap twice but nothing else. lately Im being a no lifer though
26
17 and counting
>>713337203
>19
>1
>wants to drain the swamp
>puts more sewage in cabinet
I don't understand, bros. Why do you guys support Trump so much? So far, his plan looks decent, but there's still some sketchy stuff there. The people he's appointing are fucking garbage.
>>713336279
lodge your complaints in a year
not even sworn in yet retard
>>713336279
Who's he supposed to put in? People who have no idea how the govt works?
At the end of the day he's the boss. If they don't do something he likes, he can fire them in an instant and install someone else.
Also, to answer your question:
http://www.mostdamagingwikileaks.com/
I wouldn't support Hillary, well, ever. I'd rather have Bernie, and I think he's an idiot.
but hes our only hope to defeat shrek the mighty ogre
>>713336279
well he is garbage so as they say in computing - garbage in garbage out..
oh and guess who is a Florida Electoral College rep - yes, Bondi, the woman who got bribed by Donald with money from his charity which he tried to cover up - three illegal moves in one go, and he still isn't in jail...
At what point is it OK to cheat on your girlfriend?
We've been together for four years, and our sex life has declined drastically. We are both very busy, but, whenever we do have time, she always has some excuse: either being busy, not feeling well, whatever BS. I'm lucky to have sex twice a month. I'm 30 and she's 28. I've all but given up even trying for the last 6 months.
Now this incredibly attractive girl that I work with has started flirting with me hardcore, and I had to turn her down the other night because I've never cheated on a girlfriend. She's never cheated on a boyfriend, but is in kind of the same situation where her BF has been distant and they never have sex.
I think we're both just looking for sexual release. She told me she hasn't orgasmed in two years.
Pic related. My dick could be in there.
sounds like your gf is already fucking around behind your back
Tell your bitch that your going to start getting pussy twice a week. She gets to pick if it's hers or not.
/micdrop
>>713327334
I have had that suspicion, but haven't seen anything to prove it.
>>713327403
There's a paid service you can use that will spy on her cellphone. texts, calls, emails, photos, any social media. Gotta bring her into line.
Pics u shouldn't share part II
from >>713321013
Anyone of you guys want me to send pictures of my 8" cock to your wife/g,f mother, sister or someone you know on kik? Just post their name here or EVEN BETTER send it to me in private to avoid them getting spammed/whiteknighted. My kik is justoneguy511
Someone requested her
>>713338166
op here, it was me
Well, Mr Trump would surely welcome a full and comprehensive recount after making a statement like this, surely?
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about trump. u wouldnt say shit to him in real life. hes a hi profile biznes man. not only that but he only wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants, and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
>>713335722
Why can't fags just accept that he won and fuck off
>>713335722
A recount would still include the illegal votes though.
>>713336327
because he didn't?
>>713336403
THAT'S THE JOKE. But they would probably reveal massive russia-sponsored voter fraud, and therefore either swing the voite for Hillary, and/or get his election annulled, which is why he's now shitting himself
Hey /b/ recommend a good metal song, band, or album
twenty one pilots
>>713333453
Sumac
FB/Insta Fap your day away
>>713338169
any of her in a see thru wet t-shirt OP?
>>713338169
Wow
I just got out of a 2 year coma. I watched my best friend die. I lived another life in a Coma-Dream. Fuck
>Be me
>17
>With female friend driving to school
>A giant truck goes through a red light
>It hits on driver side
>Friend flung out of front window
>I was conscious for the whole thing
>I watched my friend die...
>Pass out a few minutes later
The following is all what my mom told me about this.
>Ambulance took half an hour to get there
>What the fuck took them so long
>Lost alot of blood
>When they get me to the hospital they immediately find out I'm in a coma
>No idea how long until I wake up
Got it all in notepad so I'll keep posting.
This part right here scarred me for life
If you don't know, when your in a coma. You still perceive things in real life, but it gets twisted in the process.
This will explain some stuff later
>The coma dreams start
>I'm in a field
>Oh shit the sky is green
>Get up and look around
>My house is in the distance
>Start walking to the house, but after a few steps it explodes like it was filled with c4 or some shit
>My friend who died flys out with the blast
>She screams the exact same way she did in the car crash
>Cliché when they are laying on their front and reach their hand out to you before they die
>I run too her but she's already dead
>lay in the grass and cry
>Turn and see my house, again
>The same thing happens
>The same scream
>I turn again after and it keeps repeating
>I am watching my best friend die over and over again...
>Eventually I just stop and lay there
>Fall "Pseudo-Sleep". You just kind of blink and it's the next day, but you don't ever recognize how strange it is in the dream
>I wake up on a bus
>Dream-me recognizes that I just teleported so to speak
>Panic.JPEG
>Look through backpack
>There's a chocolate bar, an IPhone 2 (My real phone at the time) and a water bottle
>Right when I zip up my bag the bus stops
>I'm in my home town, but with slight differences
>Dream-me didn't notice the differences though
>Walk home, still super confused
>Get home and mom greets my
>Apparently I was on a trip with my best friend
>Mom: "Anon, wheres Friend-Chan?"
>Me: "I don't know"
>Dream-me doesn't even remember the field
>Walk up to my room and play some video games
>My life plays out
>As if nothing ever happened
>But some things were different (Of course I didn't notice)
>Sky still green, Ashley is alive and well and she... Asks me out?
>ExcuseMeWhat.JPEG
>We date and shit, nothing exciting or strange
>Years pass
>It's like when you have dreams that seem longer or shorter than how long you slept, just way more extreme
>Eventually I propose to her.
>The magic word
>Yes!
>Months pass and the marriage happens
>The guy with the Bible (cant remember their name) is Morgan Freeman
>Not even kidding
>You may kiss the bride
>More months later, our honey moon is in Italy
>We fuck ;)
>Eventually we have a daughter
>Not real so I can say the name
>Amy
>The most beautiful little angel
>I loved her
>Life was perfect
>Time skip
>Me and the family at Remembrance Day
>Guy on microphone was naming people to put down a wreath
>Everything was normal until he started repeating what was happening IRL.
This had happened before but only on TV or in a crowd
>IRL my mom and my friends mother were talking
>She was talking about the funeral and how unfortunate it was that I couldn't attend because of obvious reasons
>Back to dreams
>I blinked and I was at a graveyard
>Family and friends were sitting around
>I turned to Amy and realised Wife-Chan was gone
>Me: "Wheres your mother?"
>Amy: "You said she was in a better place"
>I looked up at the coffin
>Her name was engraved on the gold label
>Her picture was on top of a table with flowers
>My 4'yo daughter just broke the bad news
>That my wife had died
>And at that exact point I woke up
>Not IRL, but that was the first time I dreamed in the dream
>Woah.JPEG
>Of coarse, I didn't notice
>Life continued and such
>Everything was normal until the day I woke up IRL
6 days ago. I just got diagnosed with PTSD. I never got to watch my little girl grow up. I relived my best friend/Wife die almost a dozen times. Not only do I not know what is going on with the world so far, but I lost MY whole world. It's like time reset.
Ask me anything.
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Castro did nothing wrong
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Claimed.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
>>713334175
Well, Goodnight.
sadly i dont keep pictures of my waifu, because id rather not be called a fag by mansplaining feminists (not this thread)
>>713334175
thank
>>713334256
post lewds
Straight Shotacon
bump
fuck, roll
rolling
not a total butter
just post em OP!
NUDE GAME, improved edition
Rules are simple:
1. Post a clothed picture of your girlfriend/wife and choose a number between 0 and 9.
2. If someone replies with that number (last digit), you post any picture they request.
3. If someone replied with dubs you post another non nude
4. Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.
5. If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her will count as valid.
6. reply only to pictures with numbers, dont reroll on your roll expecting OP to see it.
7. Please link your original picture when you deliver wins.
Go with a 6
6 or 8
trips get snapchat
7, 8, 9
Get in the car
Fasten your seatbelt
It's loli time
Why isn't that infant in a child-seat? That's dangerous as hell.
What happens in loli time? What's that stick for? Is she gonna prosecute me?
What's she going to do with that crop.
>>713329892
Did you bring the you-know-what?
Sup /b/ros I think its time for a supirior faces of /b/ thread,the other one is full of samefags shitting on people with blonde/red/auburn hair.Fuckinng shit hair idiotslol
R8 me m9s and Ill hit cha back with a r8 too!
At least 7/10 /b/ro!
what do you guys think?
r8 pl0x
>>713322814
Fuck I want to scrape my teeth across your collar bones...
they see me
roll
>>713320932
okiiiiii
Rawl
relling
FB Fap thread 2
drawthread
Requesting Timothy the Band Dinosaur™™ being swallowed by a tuba in a similar manner to the image on the right.
be careful about roleplaying with avatars after the /a/ drawthread situation
Requesting Rukia doing something cute or cool with any pokemon in this album
Pokemon refs: http://imgur.com/a/700pN
Rukia refs: http://imgur.com/a/qItQA
Cuck thread. Wwyd to my wife
Ass or i wont tell
>>713321123
>cuck thread
is this a thing now?
i need to get off /b/
Anyone of you guys want me to send pictures of my 8" cock to your wife/g,f mother, sister or someone you know on kik? Just post their name here or EVEN BETTER send it to me in private to avoid them getting spammed/whiteknighted. My kik is justoneguy511
>>713321459
