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>A reporter asks Donald J Trump,
>Mr. Trump, what's two plus two?

"I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me, and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2'? And I tell them, look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh, my God, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way, I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. By the way, if you check the polls, I'm winning. especially when it comes to the number 2. It's like a 2, with a lot of 0s after it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy, but he's like, '10101000101,' on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers, and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me."
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exactly
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So let me tell you, we have a problem. We have a problem in this country. We know what 2+2 is. The mathematicians will tell you we don’t, but y’know, these guys have lied to us for eight years. Can you believe it? They’ve lied to us for eight years. It’s crazy. Absolutely crazy. They have absolutely no respect for our president. None. Zero. Because he's soft, and these guys, they know the system. They know. They're smart guys. But I'm smarter than they are. Did you know that? You wouldn't believe it. It takes business people like me to negotiate with these guys. But Obama and his people couldn't make a deal with Howie Mandel. The media will tell you how great these guys are. They make these guys out to be angels. When the media shows these guys on T.V, they have pencils, did you know that? PENCILS bought with your tax money. And ERASERS. It shows these guys writing on a board, you know, teaching. Teaching OUR kids. But who’s doing the raping? Who’s doing the raping? Could you tell me that? That’s the stuff they don’t show you. They show the teaching, but they won’t show the raping. They won’t show it. It’s awful. Just awful. These guys need to be punched in the face. I mean, I don’t mean it like that, but if anybody needs to be exterminated, it’s these guys. I’m a nonviolent guy, did you know that? I’m probably the most nonviolent guy you’ll ever meet. But these guys, the mathematicians, they’re nasty, nasty, people. You know what mathematicians are? Losers. I mean, these are ugly, ugly people we're dealing with here. They're losers. SOME, I assume, are great people. But I mean, nobody loses more than these guys. Who loses more than these guys? Really? I have friends who are mathematicians, lovely people I tell you, and they call me up and they say “Donald”, “You’re a good guy”. Let me tell you, I know the best mathematicians. I know the best mathematicians that no one has even heard about. You wouldn’t believe it.
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>>675332086
>I believe sounds bites that the media takes out of context to fit into their narrative.
Go learn economics, faggot.
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>>675332902

s/fur rethread.
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>>675340001
What about this one?
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if we stop posting, the terrorists win
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>>675340810
for realsies
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>ITT: OP last fapped to the snooge
>continues to try to discern what appeals to 'normal'

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why don't you own a gf yet?
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>>675333371
that girl is really kinda cute
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girls are objects
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Because I don't have slaves. Yet.

Post celeb nudes you're unsure are real or not, others verify whether they are.
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>>675338343
I know it's not legit, or fully legit, was wondering if anyone knew source or had info though.
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This?
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>>675339047
Pretty sure legit duff.

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Roll if you dare
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>>675339666
did i really....
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>>675338700
well, since you dared me, roll
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rell

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FB Fap thread #2
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ITT: everyone be nice to each other until trips, then full ISIS
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>>675340818
trips get
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>>675340818
These trips?
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Hope you guys have a nice day.
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>>675340818
hows it going friends (:

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How big are your balls /b/?
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>>675336263
any more camel porn OP?
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as big as ur mums!
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This is now a bestiality thread.
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>>675336628
Would bump for this, or any other beastality stuff

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The pussy of your girlfriend
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>>675338854
Asshole better than pussy. But nice one
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>>675338854

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its time
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rollorino

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Is anyone here who is married actually happy?
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>>675337299

I might as well be married and yes I'm happy, not all day every day but at least once a day.
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Yes, i am married.
No, i am not happy.
You have no idea how much i wanted her to simply die.
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Yes.

My wife is a kinky fuck, and we have enough shared and different hobbies that we aren't together 24/7.
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>>675337299
I am AMA. I'll be here for a while.

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Draw thread: yay edition
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I luv ya.
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>>675335464
i mean chiki was gonna help me with flash but a lot of people acknowledged that flash is shitty now
>>675335706
thanks. Last question, sorry if it's annoying
i understand that you like tenchi muyo, what are other old animu/mangas that inspired you?
>>675336047
http://www.toonzpremium.com/ in 4 days apparently.
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>>675336665
Doesnt look "yaay" to me you dork.


>>675334468
thanks for thinking so Anon!,I still need alot of work though.

>>675334580
So hows goes it Oisin?? everything going well?
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>>675336816
Love you too.

>>675336993
There's a difference between yaay! and yaay...

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88 decides what we do with this
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Put up asshole
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>>675339451
Snort it.
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Give it to the homeless
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roll all in

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SHE SAID YES!!
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>>675335561
is that a bear paw?
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>>675335695
my fiancee nigga
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>>675335561
Fuck off back to tumblr ya fat cow
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you marry Godzilla ?

pic unrelated

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Terrorist attacks in Turkey, no one bats an eye.

Do the same thing in Belgium and everybody loses their minds.
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>>675330190

Because Turks are the niggers of Europe.
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>>675330190
>>>reddit.com
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>>675330190
the civilized world gave up on Byzantium when it fell to the muslim barbarians
Belgium still has a chance
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>>675330284
Turkey is not in Europe you dumb fucking roach

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#fortune
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will i get dubs?
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>>675333011
Checked
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>>675333011
checked
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>>675333011
Well it ain't wrong

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Waifu claiming thread. Version 5
>Still moving forwards

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Syndra claimed
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Tenryuu claimed
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New faces thread, rate if you want
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>>675337542
you got bigger cleavage than my mom
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>>675337542
Right one is me. Rate pls.
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how old do you think i am?
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Femanon posting

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Need a reactions pic thread lost my old folder
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>>675335426
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>>675335426
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>>675336365
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>>675336427

>Pause movie at 33:33

>Post here and anons try to guess it
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>>675332020
any hints?
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>>675332020
Superbad
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>>675332289
nope
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>>675332020
Easy A

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