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you're warmer
>>767990742
is that a sheep with llama ears and some horns?
>>767990742
Yeah? What if animals were anthropomorphic? Would you really fuck one? You degenerate?
How would you know that? Have you been sleeping with me naked without me knowing?
>>767990905
i fuck them even if they aren't so it's whatever.
>>767990933
I live under your pillow.
Trips strips.
>>767991056
rolling for that sweet sweet can
>>767991056
How about no.
>>767991056
no one believes you. timestamp you faggot
No u
dang
More pics you shouldn't share
>>767991226
More
>>767991233
Go on
>>767991233
kik?
>>767991226
Spread her cunt!!
Show me a girl cuter than this.
Tipcan't: You pro
>>767992564
pretty cute, anon
>>767992601
thanks, anon
>>767992564
Dear god that's the cutest girl I've ever seen. That has to be photoshop atleast a little bit.
Rate me /b/. From Ballarat Australia
>>767990154
Carrot cake / 10
NYPA
>>767990154
>>767990366
? I just want a rate
>be me
>highly successful engineering PE and Vice Director of Engineering
>have obtrusive thought OCD
>basically I have urges to say the most offensive thing possible in any given situation
>17 years ago, therapist suggests I try posting by OCD thoughts on the internet
>literally do that for hours each night for decades and it allows me to function in the outside world
>mfw
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>>767990761
fuck, that's fucked up anon
I've not been able to go to school. I feel with so much anxiety, and depression, I might end up failing my master's. I do well in all of my classes, but I'm not able to cope with the ones I have with my advisor.
>>767990761
Yeah, maybe don't do it at work.
>>767990761
Shit dude that fucking sucks. Your wife is a cunt for leaving you while you're down and out though. Fuck her. Will you be able to get work as an engineer elsewhere?
>>767990761
Why not post from phone on phone network. they give no fucks
getting fired is one thing, but your wife is divorcing you? what in God's name did you say? Story time!
trib thread
please
ROLL
>>767993371
Roll
please 0,2,5,6
>>767993371
rolling
Roll
I'm white
...am I allowed to like this?
Of course.
Yes
>>767983862
Sure...but its some trash trap music.
les you mean the video itself. That was fine
>>767983862
hell yeah
>>767983862
You didnt get to choose your skin color, faggot. We are all humans here
I'm back looking for this big tit cutie's mythical nudes.
Fuckin hot.
Make an imgur album
>>767984966
That's her?
>>767984754
Boob-ho Shaggins?
Lurking with intent
Does anyone here have wisdom you can share to an extremely suicidal, lonely, depressed, anxious, alcoholic 22 year old male? Tomorrow is the day I set for my suicide. I’ve talked with therapists, psychologists, taken medication and nothing has helped. It’s been almost three years and nothing has changed. I’m sick of the drama and pain that life gives. I’m tired and worn out.
Ironic, that picture of those stars encompasses nothing compared to the brain on your shoulders, the unique gift that life is. You know there is estimated to be more neurons in your brain than stars in the known universe? Whether or not you believe in God, your creative and gifted mind is the closest thing you’ve got to making your own peace.
Don't do it man you body is chemically trained to think this I know how it feels just pull through man it's only going to get better from this pit of despair we all live in
>>767985844
Spend time in nature. Humans are cuntbags anyways
>>767986235
I appreciate what you're trying to do but that neuron thing is just false. Even in our own galaxy there are at least as many or up to twice as many stars as neurons in a typical brain. That is still a shitload, but there are soooo many more stars in the universe than neurons.
Same situation but im sorta younger with no help. Just going threw it alone it sucks tbh. Wish people wouldnt find me weird just cus im quiet
Does it look like I have a dick?
I prefer if you do have one tho. You are very passable anyway.
Yes
>>767984175
Blatant
not even trolling:
absolutely, lad.
>>767984175
Yes. Most likely a small one, but yes.
pick a pill, anon
>>767985517
Power pill
True love pill is a close second
>>767985517
Easy, true love
>>767986156
Have a few frome a friendly anon who likes choice threads on /b
>>767986205
I'm going with the Power Pill, 'cause it'll enable me to do whatever I want.
San Antonio sluts. Let's make it a great one! Include names if possible.
>>767985370
Ivana M.
Candice
>>767985588
i'm the ugliest person in the world. ask me anything.
You look like everyone else, except me and the other chads. It's fine.
lsd or mushrooms
not ugliest in the world, move along.
nigga u beautiful
Which one would you rather get head from, OP?
Also you don't look bad at all my man. You have a very symmetrical face.
Cartoon milfs thread
There is a button.
If you press it, a random person retroactively blinks out of existence.
Do you press it?
>>767988009
No why the fuck would I do that?
>>767988061
Why wouldn't you?
>>767988009
i would build a machine to repeatedly press it until all humans in the world were dead. Yeah, I'd randomly die as well some time in the process, but fuck humanity
>>767988009
Nope.
>>767988211
They wouldn't be dead. They'd never have existed.
they're funny, but only if it involves food
>>767987309
Agreed
100% agreed
nah, watch gmm more, feels a lot more genuine imo. they've been going kinda downhill the past couple of years though, won't deny that
>>767987309
I love watching GMM, but that is pretty accurate.
>>767987309
>>767987336
modern Gallaghers?
This shit went down no more than 20 minutes ago. Gomma try to greentext it. Holy shit.
>I am me
>26 y/o neet
>Hour 16 of todays cs:go sesh
>Hear dad unlocking front door
>He's not supposed to be home for 2 more days
>I'm supposed to be staying at my cousins til he gets back (not allowed to stay at the house solo because of some shit i did)
>Unplug
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>>767986702
sneak into the bed when they start again and silently join in
record the sound op
post it somewhere
Call your mother and tell her to get her ass home.
>>767986702
Post pic of you under bed or gtfo
>>767986702
>because of some shit I did
What did you do to lose privliges
What race of women are you generally most attracted to?
>>767989549
the 2D kind
>>767989549
latina
black
white
middle eastern
I dont find asian women attractive unless they are half Western.
>>767989549
Asians generally
Eastern Europeans (Think Polish, Czech, Russian etc)
Hispanics, Lighter skinned usually but there've been a few darker ones that I've drooled over.
>>767989549
the four hundred metre sprint
>>767989549
>tfw I saw her butthole
