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fragen sind gay
welche farbe hat blau?
Auf uns !
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibo_IkHha4k
FRAGEN:
was gabs zu essen?
was ist euer traum?
worin seht ihr eure schwächen?
größte penislänge jemals?
>>706164433
#0000FF
Was für ne dumme frage
>>706164433
grün
>family gets a dog
>All it does is bark shit and whimper
>Loathe it with every fibre of my being
>Begin to 'experiment' on it
>Set its tail on fire
>Throw sand in its eyes
>cut his nails off until they are bleeding stubs
Who /hatesdogs/ here
How is highschool?
>>706155745
Don't cut yourself on that edge faggot.
>>706155958
This is from my teenage years faggot. I would never buy a retarded fucking dog.
>>706155745
Shut up nigger
>>706155961
Why can't I hold all these newfags?
Dubs decides what i say to this inconsiderate faggot who moved out my dorm
>>706161903
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all...
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>send him this picture
>say these words
"You know what? Im glad you moved out. Just means more space for me and Hilloli. Thats right I bet you dont even know but i have this thing called a "tulpa" and boy does she does get me going. See this pic? Its her. Hilloli Clitton.... You probably know her as the young miss Clinton but you see I have ascended past the bounds of physical reality..... Heh.... Stay cucked faggot. She and I will be using your room as a cum dump for when we make our astral...
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>>706162499
>>706162499
winzip
>>706161903
I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you...
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r34 thread
Bonus for them
bump
YLYL MEDIOCRE EDITION
nothing too funny allowed
![AA [118].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r7lhkbD.jpg "AA [118].jpg")
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>706151951
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
FUCKING DOOT FUCKERS
Claimed.
YLYL the best you have
>>706157820
Dubs nuke the country of your choice.
Green: alive
Black: nuked
Angola
>>706162698
Roll for any nigger country.
Egypt
>>706162819
reroll
Egypt
happy birthday 4chan! itt : best cocksucking amateur pics!
>>706148798
more?
how do i disable those fucking hats
>>706157394
your resistance is a real concern to me.
>>706157394
>there are people posting here that were born after 4chan was created
>>706157394
first you suffer then comes acceptance
>>706157394
you can't, believe me I tried
we're stuck with them for the coming month, like last time
Fking newfag, just type %endparty
fb fap
>>706153329
>>706153404
Who wants to fap to my sister (right)
>>706153702
i will
Trade rare pepes.No downloading without permission.
Go!
Whats the conversion rate for pepes to gondolas?
>>706158064
1 medium rare Pepe = 3 highly rare gondolas.
Source: NASDANQ
>>706157852
>>706157852
Bumping with some LSD pepe
Second Trips or Quad decide.
Go!
>>706158663
shave balls with left hand with it
>>706158663
read a jack london novel
>>706158663
of course cut!
>>706158663
Shave your balls with it OP
>>706158663
Looking at the thumbnail image I thought you already cut it off. Man, what a pathetic excuse for a dick.
Dubs trips quads... nukes 1 country into oblivion
last country alive wins
>green is alive
>black is nuked
Countries Already Nuked:
Japan, USA, Greenland, Russia, Germany, Antigua and Barbuda, Mexico, Australia, Bahamas, Fiji, Barbados, Finland, Canada, Belize, Turkmenistan, UK, Saudi Arabia, Libya, Syria, Brazil, Nicaragua, Panama, Sweden, China, Pakistan, Nepal, Portugal, Turkey, Niger, Israel, South Africa, Somalia, Albania
Belgium
Japan
Indonesia
Belgium
FUCKIN NIGERIA
THIS JUST IN: DONALD TRUMP SAYS HE FOUND 12 YEAR OLD PARIS HILTON ATTRACTIVE
>This is disgusting.
-Huffington Post
- - -
Jesus fuck. I'm voting for Hillary, but this is not a news story. It would be news if any sane, heterosexual man DIDN'T find 12 year old Paris Hilton attractive.
If she's 13 I'm 13
>>706149203
WHAAAAAAAA.
> I like him even more now.
>>706149203
Only a retard would vote Hagula
I'm 11, what is this?
>>706149599
>Hagula
Pretty lame insult m8. What's it supposed to be? Hag + Dracula? Hillary + Caligula? It has to resemble her name at least a little bit to be clever.
s/fur always with the powers that be
Checking in.
>>706156661
your thread is absolutely better
>>706156843
The hat fit perfectly this year!
But this thread beat me by 10 seconds, the law's the law.
11/10 thread
>>706147196
>>706147222
nice trips
Drawthread paper bag guy is good plastic head is shit
edition
>>706150086
Bump
>>706150086
Requesting a fat, huge-bummed Sonic like this in this pose posing out a huge fat log? Tails would also be in the image either on top of Sonic's butt cheek or flying in the air near the turd or on the ground behind Sonic's rear remarking about how the chili dogs seem to have caused it.
>>706148658
Heeeeeey kitty kitty kitty
Heeeey kitty kitty
As for the turd, something like this. I know I drew an anus here but I think you wouldn't need to in the actual image, instead just draw it wedged between his huge cheeks.
>>706149151
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>>706150601
That's the same ol sausage as yesterday!!
But yeah, the thread has expressed a desire for no more Eggs butt, and I guess I owe them a break.
Why don't we just kill the poor?
>no more welfare tax
>unslightly slums gone
>crime rate drops drastically
Literally no downside
>>706153709
no more cheap labor that makes the world go round
>>706153709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owI7DOeO_yg
>>706153709
I vote to bring gladiatorial matches back.
>>706153796
We'll just use robots
>>706153709
Killing the people who do most of the worlds work will have no downside?
You are as unintelligent as you are wicked.
>Sage
Deutscher Fotzen Faden™
>>706151321
sage idioten OP verpiss dich bittee
hallo ich bin deutsch
OP, Guter Mann
FRAGEN
Wie gehts?
Warum ist Winter?
Wo sind die geilen Weiber hin?
Ist der Tod einheitlich?
Montag=Scheißtag?
Was tun an Regentagen?
Gestern mässig Fäden verheizt - D-Fäden wieder in?
Burnout oder NEET-gelangweilt?
Moderne Medien - Fluch oder Segen? (Dauerchecken von Nachrichten etc.)
Krankt die Gesellschaft an sich selbst?
Invasion der "Asyl"schmarotzer - Ein Plan der Elite?
Was kann man tun um seine Laune aufzubessern ohne viel Aufwand?
Wie alt seit ihr?
Was habt ihr heute noch so vor?
In welchem Bundesland lebt...
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Wie lange hast du heute zur Arbeit gebraucht?
Ab wie viel Tagen nicht waschen stinkt dein Penis/Vagina?
Bier mit fanta, Cola oder Sprite?
In wie viele Frauen hast du schon ohne Gummi gespritzt?
In wie vielen Frauen bist du schon mit Gummi gekommen?
Muschi oder Arschloch lecken?
Auf welches Körperteil ejakulieren?
Wie viel Geld noch auf den Konto?
Alkohol oder Cannabis?
Bestes Buch das ihr kennt?
Habt ihr ein Vorbild? Wer?
Berge oder Meer?
Welche Hobbys habt ihr, was macht ihr in eurer Freizeit?
NEET, in Ausbildung/Schüler/Student oder...
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