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Nice op. Bump for you.
Post any sexual encounters before you were over 16. Can be with friends, family or whoever.
>>690151904
Bump. Gonna write out greentext about cousin. keep thread alive
>>690151904
I was around the age of 7 when me and two naigbour girls *7 and 4* discoverd a nice game. We would go in the apartment building basement and show eachother our junk. They would pet and kiss my ding dong and i would pet and kiss their puss puss. other one is when i was around 10, I use to do bjs with other boys in the same place and also have sex on some fiels neer were we lived. Good times all and all. I can still remember the smell, taste and smootheness of it all.
>>690151904
I was the age of 7/8 and my friend who lived on my street (male) and my female neighbor (both a year younger) would go in her closet and strip naked and each others junk.
>>690152411
>Be me
>~8-10 years old
>cousin is one year younger
>we hang out all the time, have known her since birth
>at beach, just two of us
>we go into the water and swim like normal kids
>I go grab her and we go deeper into the water
>eventually she can't reach the...
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>>690152900
Two dubs in a row, dayum.
>we get home
>my parents have not problem with us changing in the same room cause we've been besties forever
>I go over to her, while I am naked, she is getting her swimsuit off
>I ask if I can lick her butt (I'm a child come on)
>She was hesitant at first, but then lets me
>I literally...
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S/fur thread
>>690158438
>>690158542
I came!
/thread
>>690158641
>>690158690
is this really what americans eat?
Sounds boring. Just a shitload of meat, why would you eat that?
Yes. We eat that three times a day.
>>690152586
>buy double cheeseburger with 7 extra patties
>get charged $20 for the 7 patties
>each patty is $3
are people really this fucking stupid?
Yeah. Everyone eats everything that's advertised here.
>>690152586
Yes, that is called "Medium".
can we get a summer loli thread?
YLYL The 5th or so one currently up
>>690151168
Well ... What happened?
>>690159443
>>690160072
How come you get two threads???????????
1
2
3
Abominations of Tinder go
The placenta from this one is still warm.
>>690148621
i'd love to see the rest of this cunts profile
>>690149047
the only way that picture could be better is if the baby were half nigger
>>690149418
good lord, i don't know where to start.
ITT: we laugh at the UK and their infinite cuckoldry
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar ticle-3164998/Teenagers-school-trip -Barcelona-suffer-agonising-sunburn -ignoring-teachers-advice.html
>Temperatures in Barcelona regularly reach highs of 30C in July, and the risk of burns or heatstroke is extremely high.
>30C
>86F
No wonder the world is such a scary place to the bongs, they can't even go outside.
>>690160429 Eternal anglo shall forever be an etenal cuck.
>86F
>Horrible Disfiguring Sunburns
Well shit, bring these kids down to Texas and let's watch 'em melt on the sidewalk.
Anyone who is white and lives lives at the north of the world has this problem
>>690160644
>60644 â–¶
>Anyone who is white and lives lives at this problem
Say that to the people who colonized the americas then.
it's fucking over 110F in texas, I find this hilarious
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
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Claimed
![WE'RE ALL [Aizawa] NOW.png](https://i.imgur.com/sYViWmZ.png "WE'RE ALL [Aizawa] NOW.png")
Hey everyone.
>claimed
>>690165898
Y-You know I don't like being teased. J-Just tell me what you want
>>690166112
kagami claimed!!!
gonna take a nap edition, ill see you guys soon, or if not tomorrow!! lol
trips gets names on her tits
>>690153624
As tattoo?
Rawlin for name tits
By the way the names Shqdoz
>>690153624
timestamp or OP is a faggot
slap Cull on dem wall-eyed beauts
>>690153624
Can't even get dubs. No hope for trips.
roll
>>690135717
roll
Oh god time to roll for OP just like the disgusting little human I am
>new lowly bread
I like short shorts
gettin comfy
>>690157550
That's a lotta text
God tier scary movies
>>690155095
...how are you going to start off with one of the shittiest horror movies of our lifetime
>>690155277
Kill yourself famalam
>>690155277
Not OP, but I thought it was pretty good (scary wise).
>>690155277
it's just clickbait bro
celeb bread
it's that time again you horny degenerates
>>690164810
>>690164552
How nice. A Britney Spears pic I don't have. Thanks, OP. Saved!!!!
H/fur goes on
I love herm cock
>>690159859
yay
>>690160137
You just love any cock though don't ya?
>>690160147
Hurray!
>>690160349
Date cancelled
dubs decides
show face with mouth open and tongue out while winking
>>690162414
Put the collar on like the good doggie you are
>>690162414
Rolling for lava lamp in pussy
sharpie in pooper
>>690162414
thumb in ass
Why is she so perfect bros?
She's not, your waifu sucks
>>690150918
The literal definition of 0/10
>>690150918
>perfect
That's not Misato
>>690150918
Because she is Asuka.
I'm glad to see there are still anons with good taste here.
Faces and comment thread
>>690143450
Decent face you have the t-shirt a lot of undesirables wear when I was in high school though
I'll post two idc
take a new pic sometime OP
>>690143634
Yeah, I have other pics, but this is the one that presents me in the best light.
>>690143614
You're face is actually attractive not decent I take it back
Black people are just very tanned white people.
Fuck off racists.
>>690137613
Agreed
>>690137613
>Mfw oldest human remains found to be black woman
You came from us bro
>>690137613
>missing the fact that niggers look like monkeys and white people dont
