Can we get a wallpaper thread going? Haven't seen one in a while
>extra points for dual monitor wallpapers
Dubs decide what I send to two faggot friends and a bi girl
How about you fucking kill yourself? Checkem
Wanna get together and fuck each other? Lets not be shy about this it would be awesome
>>675013570
Im voting for trump
>>675013570
>if unifag
Hey, I ain't givin no spoilers but tomorrow, all i'm sayin is click click bang bang
Looking for some new chilled stoner music. Dont want to ask the pretentious fags over on /mu. No rap pls keep it chill AF.
stfu fag, go listen to eminem
>>675002981
flying lotus
nujabes
lapalux
boards of canada
nightmares on wax
tycho
pretty lights
rené schier
the fucked up beat
goreshit
odaxelagnia
bloody vomit bukkake
akamushi
loli battle machine
onomatopeee
ecchi-chan
rorikiller
>>675003296
David Firth's music of choice.
Also,
Because
Lucy In the Sky with Diamonds
Within you without you
Hotline Miami OST - Divide
Hey /b/, storytime
>be me
>10 year old
>in school, math class
>got pretty good grades around those days
>hot teacher tells me to sit with the "cool kid"
>he's pretty fucking bad at maths
>i'm kind of friend with him (he is a very close friend to my best friend) so I agree
>several minutes pass, bell is about to ring, class is about to end
>sitting in front row
>he stops writing
>he looks at me
>he opens his mouth
>"How long is your dick anon?"
>wtfnigga.jpg
When I was a kid I was very shameful about sex and stuff, so I didn't really liked to talk about it. Probably it was because my granpa once told me "if you masturbate when you're a kid, you will be short and bald when you grow up". That shit fucking scared me.
>i stare at him confused af
>bell rings, break time
>i didn't hang with him until the next class
>fucking art
>i fucking hate this teacher and I can't remember why
>we can sit on groups of 4-6 if we want
>sit with best friend and another three friends
>one of them calls the cool kid and invites him to sit with us
>thisgonbeawkward.png
>let's call the cool kid Luke
>Luke joins
>we're just drawing with crayons like a bunch of faggots when the teacher leaves
>Kids running all over the place
>one of them fell and broke his elbow
>fucking faggot didn't even know how to run
>the only Kids who are not running/fucking around are us, we're just talking
>eventually Luke broughts it up
>"Hey guys, how long are your dicks?"
>they answer in a very natural way: "I don't know, like 7cm?", "Probably 6cm or so when hard" and things like that
>boys around that age have small dicks you know, so did I
>then he asks me "how long anon?"
>"I don't know m8, I'll surely check that out today"
>Luke starts laughing
>we're all confused
>"You small dicked faggots haha I bet you can't even cum!"
>then he starts telling us all of these fake-ass sex stories
>I call it bullshit but play along
>ffw to late evening
>ruler in left hand, dick in the right hand
Cont.
>>675009498
Bump
>>675009498
Keep going
>>675009498
Type faster you little faggit
fb fap continued
continuing from last thread. anyone want moar?
>>675014839
mmm yes. Moar!
ITT: Your name is said: you go to bed.
>>675011602
Jeff
OP
Go to bed,faggots.
Brady
Wait that's my name, fuck
dsafdsfdsaf
That was fast.
kay bbl
>>675012463
bet ur a nambla supporter
>>675012232
>it was a terrible experience for him
Pfft.
That is pretty funny. He should have stuck through so that he could have 3000 hours and be stuck at mid 4k.
Maybe he would rather you play with him.
tell me more
FALL IN LOVE YOU LOSE
SAVE ONE, POST ONE.
White girl booty thread
No way, I want black favella booty
>>675012874
Have fun with the aids, lmao
Snacks was the last winner.
23 slots open, no doubles
Sterling Jerins
Snake
Claire!
Moon man
Cumdumpsters, come cam and show us your tits followed by sharpie in pooper
>FemanonCams
>.
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If you're on a phone install puffin browser to cam
Does this look like genuine Xanax?
>>675007491
yes now throw it away
>>675007491
Snort that shit.
>>675007491
It looks a lot more like granite counter top.
>>675007491
i used to fuck a girl who was a xanax addict.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
Cunt vs Racist...which one do you want ruining our country for the next 4 years?
>Implying racist is a bad thing
>>675003675
>implying Drumpf is racist
that's why he has so many supporters, liberals are retarded
>>675003940
he's also a sexual predator
Because Hillary is such a shitty candidate, the Left is telling you Trump is this, that, or the other.
>YOU SWALLOW IT
Trump isn't a racist. You are a retard.
ayy /b/
trips name my new born son.
>>675012515
Swatzinel
>>675012515
Add me on snapchat Keyshawnperry2
>>675012695
reroll
Moot.
YLYL
S/fur bread ride with floofy titties and tails continues again.
Because muh floofs!
Hey /b/ I posted this thread earlier, but the thread seemed to die
http://hellrising.com/index.php
I used to post about this game back in 07, and there were tons of us playing the game. I remember there being a group of almost 400 people from /b/ working together. I came to post it for one to remind people who used to play that there is a lot of updates, including a completely new map, trading and crafting, and lots of new undead skills. I also want to show it to newer people to see if we can all work together, the whole premise of the game is its a survival/horror mmo set in a quarantined city filled with vampires and zombies. You choose to play as a human/vampire/zombie in this city and fight for survival. In terms of game-play its very similar to urban dead except faster paced, and to give fiar warning, there is a AP system, if you don't like that then it might not be for you.
Anyways give it a shot, and if you d come back an log into and older account, there is a button under the movement map that allows you to go to the new map, it will say Go to Serling.
Also, there are some new updates have been added to the game, all new players now start with a walkie talkie(you can use the global channel 27.0 to talk to everyone/ask for help), there are now vaults to store your items(at the banks), traps and and more.
Map of game
Handy guides
ITT: We behold ass.
webms appreciated
I seriously cannot stop getting dubs.
>>675005850
XAXAXAXAXAXA )))))
>>675005850
Let me show you how it's done, OP.
>>675006038
This is how it is done.
ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ 'ᴇᴍ
Why don't racist republicans see the similarities? Discuss.
>>675008925
because trump isnt a racist and what he says is true in most regards. something like 70-80% of women moving through mexico to the usa are raped by men in mexico and those moving with them. that means a major number of immigrants are in fact rapist and so are some of the legal ones. and by being an illegal you are by definition a criminal so they are all criminals but many are (ex)gang members, drug dealer, rapists, murderers and other shit. as for banning muslims obama had a temp ban on muslims from iraq just like trump is proposing by on a larger scale since radicals and terrorists were coming from iraq to states and now its on a larger scale.
Lmao I guess there are some similarities but Hitler literally said that a mass genocide of Jews would be justified in mein Kampf
>>675008925
Fuck u Hitler did nothing wrong
>>675008925
Because Clinton took money from the KKK, so calling trump a racist is baseless.
http://stubhillnews.com/2015/07/20/clinton-campaign-nazi-kkk/