Post your crushes/ex's/gfs anons find flaws with and rate them.
>>682992234
No flaw, perfect smile, simetrycal face, smooth skin, 10/10
>>682992819
This.
ylyl
What did the horse say to the dog!
Neigh! Horses can't talk!!
(LOL JUST THOUGHT OF THAT, I'M PRETTY RANDOM AT TIMES)
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.
> rolling for pic related - perfect 11 year old babe. My friend's would be so jealous
i like cunt
>>683006340
Here we go.
Id be happy with 16-45
But could settle for 2-3 years either way
>>683006340
>>683006665
hahaha
>>683006693
For fuck sake
Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
Akiko claimed
Where oh where has my little Homu gone
Oh where oh where can she beeeee~
>Waifuless
Do you bang girls? Do you have many years of experience?
If you do, is there something you know about sex that you wish you knew about earlier?
Share some experience with bros.
How to fuck efficiently? Let's discuss techniques.
Also, random porn thread, if pics related to discussed techniques, the better.
Touch yourself to control sensitivity (stroking pulling hair, hand on throat etc) so you can give the right combination of pain/pleasure
Eat out. Always. always go down first. tease. when she likes something, don't stop.
Communicate - i use the hair gripping method, i tell the girl to grip my hair a bit harder when she's really into something (when eating out), that way I know when I'm doing something right.
Communicate - ask simple questions - does she want it rough, or sensual? "Tell me baby, how do you want it"
never thrust mindlessly, deeper =/= better. try 'stirring the pot' in otherwords, when you're fucking, try and add small circular motions to your hips so you're not just going in out on the same spot. Once again, contrast. Go slow, slow speed up, go really quickly, then suddenly back to very slow.
source - i am a beast
Experiment - every girl is different
>>682990205
I got a lot more and can elaborate if needed
>>682990407
go on.
Tell me one reason why not to vote for this hero?
>>682995368
Possibly nothing he puts up will get passed. Then the Democrats will take the house and Senate
Can't think of one
>>682995368
Because i dont live in america?
Pics you shouldn't share cont
>>683003017
sure
>>683002553
How about pics you don't want me to share?
Rule 34?
Boomp.
ITT: Common things you strongly dislike but don't really know why
> Wearing sandals
> Chrysler Pacifica
> People handing out fliers. Not because I may be against your ideas, but because now i have to be responsible for unexpected paper
> Blanket tucked under mattress, not feet
> Putting trash in a recently emptied trash can
> When a spoon is put out for everyone at the dinner table yet there is nothing that will remotely need a spoon
> News/sports talk shows
> People that queue to close or too far away
sounds like you are a whiny little bitch op
>>682990596
/thread
>>682989397
>Wearing sandals
Got your back on this one anon, when men wear sandals it makes me want to vomit
>Laugh tracks in sitcoms
>Old people
>Loud people
>People in general
New Fluffy thread. What is Halloween like with fluffies?
OP here, I mainly ask because fluffies shit at the drop of a hat. So what's it like during the time when scary things are the norm?
>>682995316
Probably worse.
Or maybe they think its all a game and roll with it?
Quads decides what I do with it
Shoot yourself in the taint.
>>683001681
is that Bucky's gone?
stick it up your arse
>>683001681
Do an hero on livestream faggot
s/fur
if a sun can not rise but a frog can sing
is a nigger a king
oh dear frog
a fag from a past
gay is not a past
loli thread
I want to have sex with Mari.
How long have you been doing this?
>>682997605
Im having sex with Mari.
>>682997944
Not long enough
Post lolis with pantyhose plz
non-porn webms
>>682997348
whats going on here
hi /b/ we're bored, tell us what to do
no ass play today
no face
dubs decides
didnt say no tits.
show tits
>>683002091
Send nudes to your dad
Sharpie in pussy
Tits
Anybody playing Overwatch? Whats your hero?
D.Va all day.
D. Va
Hanzo
Widowmaker
Roadhog
Pharrah
>>682983966
Reaper P.S the game is fucking amazing....
Post your faces, rate and comment
>>682992752
7, nb
yep
>>682992880
Douche
FB Fap #5
>>682996027
lol, its impossible to fab to darkies.
who you want?
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Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus - Declared by Tats c:
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Give all your shares to Lastation
>Most important: Have fun!
>Gamindustri Best Cosplay Girl Claimed
Hi guys!
How's going everyone? ^^
Dio-sama...
>>682995129
Mmm, I missed these rurus
Kneesocks claimed
Autist moments thread /b/, i'll start
>be me
>hanging out with a friend
>"hey man, you got a charger?"
>"yeah"
>get the charger for him
>meant to say "knock yourself out"
>brain shuts down
>"kill yourself with it"
>mfw
>be me
>be junior
>in history
>teacher asks "Who know what a harlem is?"
>I blurt out "A WHORE!" loudly
> friend behind me "Anon, that's a harlot.."
>be me
>in some class, it was a testing day
>looks like a history class
>gets bored
>looks around at all posters
> wait wtf think to myself why is there a Morgan Freeman poster in here
>turn to my friends and ask
>they give me this retarded ass look
>i point
>"Anon... that's Nelson Mandela."
Bump while thinking of stupid shit I've said
i cant even choose from the stupidest shit ive said
