ITT: Give yourself a superpower and other anons put a limit on it.
>Flight
Can take as much marijuana as I want without overdosing.
>>697385037
You can never land
FB fap thread.
I'll start.
>>697374823
/meg.simpson.399
>>697375216
More
>>697375166
do you want a medal?
Roll for sex slave.
>>697364144
5 get
roll
4 or 5 get
>>697364144
Rollool
Democrats are voting for this:
-She's a she
-She's fat
-She's old
-She's a baby boomer
-She's a member of the wealthiest 1%
-She's the face of establishment politics
-She's a globalist neo-con
-She's of, by, and for the collusion between big govt and big corp
-She's a shameless liar
-She's the most non-transparent politician in history
-She has stroke-induced brain damage
-She's a cuckquean
She is literally every reason not to vote for a politician rolled into one person. But wait, there's more:
-She was fired from the Watergate investigation for lying and being unethical
-She lied about being named after Sir Edmund Hillary
-She lied throughout her Whitewater scandal
-She lied about taking "sniper fire" when visiting the Balkans during 90s
-She lied about Benghazi
-She lied throughout her email scandal and continues to lie about it
-She lied about being broke after leaving the White House
-She described blacks as being "super-predators"
-She hired a VP of Goldman-Sachs to be her 2016 campaign manager.
-She received millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs for speaking engagements
-Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs, JP Morgan, Citigroup, and UBS
-Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from China, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Yemen, Qatar, and the UAE
-She supported the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt and Turkey
-She voted for the Patriot Act twice
-She was "adamantly against illegal immigration" before she was for it
-She was opposed to gay marriage before she was for it
-She was a lawyer who defended a rapist and laughed at the plight of the 12 year old rape victim
-She approved the sale of US uranium to Russian nuclear corporations in exchange for millions of dollars in donations to her "charity"
-She gave out eight Secretary of State's Awards for Corporate Excellence, and seven were to corporations that donated millions to her "charity"
She is literally every reason not to vote for a politician rolled into one person.
>>697383909
OP, she's qualified because she has female parts and it's her turn.
Stop trying to confuse /b/ with facts
>>697383909
Forgot
>she's going to win
Make sure to kys when she does, faggot
>>697384664
Oh, and did I mention she has foreign policy experience?
>>697383909
>still believing that the presidency matters at all
non-porn webms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxgh_fMHZ44
>>697375453
Simple 1 minute stare contest against me (that you will loose)
https://youtu.be/v6U5_F-V_jg [Embed]
Post the most ghetto ass streetview you can find
bump
Be honest: what is the most disturbing thing you have ever seen on the Internet?
dunno if I can say it without getting banned
Animals being beaten to death.
I'd rather watch Daisy's Destruction
>>697371138
That gif of someone taking a shovel to a dog's head...human gore doesn't bother me nearly as much as dogs being abused. Dogs are way better creatures than us disgusting humans. They don't deserve that shit.
Probably various kinds of cp, didn´t really care about it though, I´m dead inside.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>697380320
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
still here
and
>>697385548
its raining and im trying to decide what to play. how about you?
>>697385688
same
Kyouko claimed.
Claimed
/b what's your fetish?
PAWG!
>>697354012
I SWALLOW HOUSE CATS WHOLE AND ALIVE
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>697373592
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Claim your Tetis Waifu
>>697379335
>>697380215
Oh sorry! Dont say you are unfit for your waifu, everyone is fit for there waifu not matter what
>>697380281
I try to listen to all of it if I dont I just get rid of it so i can put stuff I will actually listen to
Hey /b/ found this frog in my garden
Dubs decide what to do
delivering, today op is not a fag
>>697371574
space program
>>697371666
OH SHIT WADDUP
DELIVER OP
>>697371666
lol satan
>>697371666
Calm down, Satan.
OP said dubs, not trips.
Just let it go you faggot.
Trap/Trans/Sissy/CD/ Mental illness thread.
>tfw got the house to myself all week
>no man to cme around and spank me
>>697364984
aww..i am feeling that pain finally..and i don't really like to do things.
Dong
>>697376634
Its as if this site isnt a living breathing example of autism.
Fluffy abuse? Fluffy abuse.
How do you white boy feel about this?
Turns me on
Oh look, a niggerfaggot
>>697374117
Oh the fat white muritard needs his daily dose of troll food again.
Gas yourself
Drawthread.
>>697369750
No Subtitle Edition
>:(
Does anyone have the uncensored Melania Trump nudes?
Ugh, I can't imagine a first lady with nasty rock hard fake tits.
Nice butt though
Imagine the outrage there would be from conservatives if a democrats candidate's wife's nudes popped up. But since trumpie is their boy...crickets
suppose that's real fur?
(wink wink nudge nudge)
Let's figure out our next lives /b/
>>697367394
roll also op needs better image of this that thing is for ants
>>697367394
Afghanistan Insha'Allah
rollerinopasterino
>>697367394
roll
Okay, was it pruned?
Good.
None of this "Your mother will die in her sleep" bullshit.
Here's the original.
Let's get the ball rolling.
Rawlings trips.
rowlin
Gimme that slutty harem!
Republicans are pvoting for a megalomaniac TV star who supports the anti-american dictator Putin, over an experienced, proven, public servant
> but but emails
> but Benghazi
The FBI has already cleared her for fucks sake, if one of you flunkies are more qualified than the FBI then be prepared to show evidence.
How does one pvote?
>>697374665
You mean the FBI said something that paints their people in a positive light, and also it's 100% true guise I swear??
>>697374665
I have no idea what this guy is talking about but I'll be pvoting for Trump in November.
>>697374665
The President is very much a figurehead - he wields no real power whatsoever. He is apparently chosen by the government, but the qualities he is required to display are not those of leadership but those of finely judged outrage. For this reason the President is always a controversial choice, always an infuriating but fascinating character. His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it.
