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im as flat as a wall and a bitch. add me on fb please maeve martin. i love drama in my life.
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"Flat as a wall"
This is my fetish. Why are you posting her OP? Butthurt?
cant tell if its a girl or a guy.
Mr. Gorbachev Show us this wall!
>NYPA
having a bad day can anon please help me out
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198065537512/wishlist
please help me out
Could someone help me get some ck2 DLC's? I got 3 main ones, and 5 lesser, but still need more than half, because there are a lot of DLC's. Thank you in advance.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/shaunpegg/wishlist
Also lets play ck2 together if you have it! (can't play if you have any game changing DLC's that I don't have though, cause as mentioned, I don't have that many of them).
steamcommunity.com/id/great-nyanpasu
Nekopara Vol 0 or 1 please
would love LiEat, it costs only 2,99 and seems to be a sweet little RPG
/id/CATzuki
>>675077002
you almost got trips
almost, if you get trips OP i'll give you a sweet game
ITT: we post ourselves
>>675073241
If this isn't bait then good Christ you are a massive faggot with those finger lights
>>675073447
Thank you I've worked very hard to be good at the art of gloving
How's spring break going for yall?
Me on the far right... If you do a reverse search you might be able to find out who I am. And I invite you to do so. This picture was on the front page of the local paper. Hit me up on Facebook if you find me.
Name your 3 most frequent boards and why you visit them.
>/b/
Honestly, burnt out on so much shit here but I just can't leave.
>/sp/
Mods have destroyed that board and the party it once was, but it still has its moments and game threads are non stop shitposting
>/x/
Never post, just lurk. Just like reading the stuff they post.
/b/
/sp/
/tg/
/b/
/v/
/a/
I'm a huge fag I know
/vg/
/a/
/co/
>>675069645
/k/
/tg/
/b/
>>675069645
/b/
/x/
/mlp/
Im not joking
U mad white boy?
This is the future family of America
Lucky I'm not in fucking america then
Why would anyone be mad? If you find someone you can spend your life with and provide a good environment to bring kids up in, more power to you man
>>675076634
yeah im now. what are the current statistics of these types of marriages in the united states today. i mean, if it’s like under %8 percent then it doesn’t bother me. but if it’s like over %60-%75 percent then hell yah im mad as fuck. that would suck, i would have a chance of living like im used to . more info please and how can i help make this not happen to amerka?
She´s my mom. What do you think about her?
I want to berry my cock deep inside her ass.
>>675072212
thanks
Mexican?
Ta buena la vieja.
I think she's the kind of woman that would whoop your ass if she found out that you would make a thread like this.
dog rate thread. This is my dog.
>>675076112
looks like a hotdog
>>675076112
10/10 would pet.
>>675076209
>>675076112
Comfy dog is best dog. 10/10
I was concerned >>675077103
I was concerned this thread was going to go to a terrible place... but this?
Hey /b/, what should i do when I cum too fast?
>>675072540
Kill yourself.
>>675072540
Kill yourself
>>675072540
Scream "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!"
"I swear that never happens"
slow down
Why do most of you guys not like tattoos they have been used for a long time
Oh and general tattoo thread
>>675071836
no point
>>675072278
A cosmetic and spiritual thing more than anything you are right there is no practical reason
Bump
>>675071836
Cause you look like a degenerate with it.
You know what to do.
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Rolla
rollerino
roll's
A rolling stone gathers no memes.
This is the America you choose.
>>675076190
Ive seen things of multiple angles and drew my own conclusions.
Asian Thread 2
>>675075329
Now this is a quality gook. This is what we need, not all those nasty ass fobs.
>>675075329
If our superior race is taking over, when will we see the mass extinction of the sissy faggots known as Asian males?
How will they're mass extinction begin/end? More of a fan of Russian/Asian half-breeds myself.
Pic of sissyfgt.
>>675075650
My woman is Japanese and Russian.. perfect mix if you ask me
Yes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09m 0B8RRiEE
>>675076800
On all fronts!
ausfags in NSW...
With the mobile random drug tests now tripled across the state (you can get arrested and sent to jail if the PRESENCE of a substance is found in your system, regardless of whether you're under the influence or not), wondering if anyone have been caught out by this, what did you do etc...
If I partake in a blunt in the safety of my own home one night, I wouldn't be able to drive for 7-14 days.
I'm all for not getting behind a vehicle under the influence, but it's pretty batshit insane that you can get jail time for half
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>>675074111
that's a weirdly sexy pic
>>675074111
Good news? sure. This shit is easy as fuck to get out of. Tell em you havent had any in 14 days. Weed can stay in your system for months, they have no concentration testing, only the ability to detect the presence. You straight out ask them to prove you did it in a time unreasonable to drive under. They cant. Ez getaway.
>>675074496
>yes officer, I have consumed an illegal substance but I did it more than two weeks ago
>I assume I am now free to go
NSW is so fucking cancerous..
Yes but they have the power to suspend your license, and arrest you even with just a presence, no matter how long. 2nd offense carries probably jail time.
They've proven presence, that's enough to get you now...
post whatever you want
>>675077055
Scientists at the LHC have twice noticed a particle heavier than anticipated which may point to a fifth elemental force.
How can you be so callously blind as to deny God's greatness? Wake up, "atheists".
>>675071829
Atheists are just dumber people, but still people, they need time to understand
>>675072122
Dubz of da truth
>>675072122
I appreciate your tolerant attitude, anon. You exemplify the love of Christ.
Yo, please do not fall for or take this bait. Just let this thread die.
>>675072406
It isn't bait and obviously you are a misguided and lost soul. I will pray for you.
all hail our new queen
2 cute 4 me
fucking furries gtfo
>>675074218
That's pretty good artwork, subject matter be damned.
>>675074549
goddamint let me have my fetishes
>>675074723
go fuck some real people
rowling
Rollin like roland
rowling
>Rolling bois
supparoll
Krk
Cringe thread
>>675069857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEA100KDnFU&feature=autoshare
https://youtu.be/2vwHOgn2qxo
>>675069857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YPc7cspzyk
>>675071400
>>675071400
really? hating on these guys? They're actually pretty funny and started the whole cheezus meme.
Found my material for the cringe thread :^)
Deutschland hier
wiegeht es?
warum geht es euch so?
seid ihr im reinen mit euch selbst?
wird OP in 5 jahren, bevor er 30 wird, noch erleben, mit einem mädel zusammen zu wohnen?
>inb4 mit mama
>>675073584
>wie geht es?
Geht.
>warum geht es euch so?
-> Es ist Montag
-> Junge lern schreiben
>seid ihr im reinen mit euch selbst?
Dumme Frage.
>wird OP in 5 jahren, bevor er 30 wird, noch erleben, mit einem mädel zusammen zu wohnen?
Wir wissen über OP, dass er ein Afdler ist. Seine Rechtschreibung ist grausam, sein Allgemeinwissen und logisches Verständnis...
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>>675073829
morgen anon!
> Es ist Montag
> Junge lern schreiben
kekerli
>Dumme Frage.
wieso?
>Wir wissen über OP, dass er ein Afdler ist. Seine Rechtschreibung ist grausam, sein Allgemeinwissen und logisches Verständnis stark eingeschränkt und sein Autismus spürt man im ganzen Land
musste eindeutig hart lachen
>>675073584
>wiegeht es?
Gut.
>warum geht es euch so?
Samstag Wellnesstag mit der Freundin gemacht: Massieren lassen & danach 3 Stunden im Kurbad verbracht. Außerdem diese Woche kurze Arbeitswoche, ab Samstag dann LAN-Party, wird gut.
>seid ihr im reinen mit euch selbst?
Ja, sehr.
>wird OP in 5 jahren, bevor er 30 wird, noch erleben, mit einem mädel zusammen zu wohnen?
Wenn...
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>>675073956
> Junge lern schreiben
Du vertippst dich andauernd. Schreib langsamer und dafür ordentlich :b (Müssen doch die deutsche Identität schützen)
>Wir wissen über OP, dass er ein Afdler ist. Seine Rechtschreibung ist grausam, sein Allgemeinwissen und logisches Verständnis stark eingeschränkt und sein Autismus spürt man im ganzen Land
> Mut zur Wahrheit - MEINE Wahrheit
;)
>>675074147
>Samstag Wellnesstag mit der Freundin gemacht: Massieren lassen & danach 3 Stunden im Kurbad verbracht. Außerdem diese Woche kurze Arbeitswoche, ab Samstag dann LAN-Party, wird gut.
Klingt nice.
Was spielt ihr ?
