So I live in a small town with a Walmart that has very poor security, no cameras but still the door alarms. I need to know what they best thing to steal is and then return for a refund. nothing too risky, I don't want to get arrested obviously and nothing too big that I cant' fit in my pants.
TLDR things to steal then return to walmart
need a receipt, dumbass
>>677024008
I can just get a walmart card which I'm fine with, because I can get gas and groceries with it which is all I really care about.
Also even though you don't think there are cameras, each door in and out has a little camera that catches your face both ways.
Former Walmart Asset Protection Associate.
If you wanted to steal take the items to lawn and garden and push them through the gates on the side for someone to pick up. Saw that move multiple times
Buy something you need then the next day go in with the receipt and grab the same item off the shelf and return it
Nude game: IMPROVED INCREASING ODDS Edition
1.Post clothed Picture of your girlfriend/wife or ex and choose a number between 0 and 9.
2.If someone replies with that number (last Digit), you post any Picture they request AND you chose an additional number (0-9) that people can roll for more. If trips post 3 pics, quads 5 pics, quints dump all you have. This is regardless of the digit.
3.Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.
4.If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her will count as vaild.
5.Reply only to Pictures with numbers, don't reroll on your roll expecting OP to see it.
6.PLEASE LINK TO YOUR ORIGINAL PICTURE when you deliver wins.
Pic not related. Will post random stuff to get it going.
>>677040611
here is some random stuff
KOBOLD ADVENTURES: BRAVE NEW WORLD EDITION
By different writefag.
First thread: https://fgts.jp/b/thread/676839053/
Second thread: https://fgts.jp/b/thread/676854558/
>I'm gonna set a timer for 1 minute 30 seconds after I post, and whatever option has the most replies by then happens.
Unfortunately I can't prevent samefagging so just spam it up and hopefully the side with the most spam also has the most people. Whenever feasible I'll combine commands. Unless one has like, 1 vote, and the other has 10. Keep in mind I'm ignoring shit after about 1:30-2:00 mins after post so I can start writing, I can't rewrite the whole thing because option Z suddenly became popular 6 minutes later when I'm about to post (although sometimes I have worked it in if it doesn't clash with the selected option). Feel free to make requests/second requests made for story direction extra options. They won't always make it in, but I try to include such as much as possible because it's funsies.
> you do something really suicidal/that should lead to bad end or at least bad event, I coinflip irl to decide it rather than just fucking/not fucking you guys. Ex. going hand to hand with a knife vs orc with sword. Getting your ass ambushed by 12 humans and trying to escape, etc. I rolled/flipped for rescuing the 4 other elves in last thread.
>>677026072
Your name is Punished Snake, a heroine denied by her homeland.
You have one follower, a beautiful elf woman, Arina, who as sworn eternal loyalty to you.
You have 4 other elves in your group who owe you for saving their lives but have no special loyalty to you.
You are a virgin, with small sexual experience.
You have an innate magical talent that let's you set things on fire by touching them with your fingers or claw tips. This only works on flammable objects (no burning armor, water, etc. Might not work well on really wet things either). You're also alright at woodscraft, and great at digging with your hands.
You have a trusty obsidian dagger (easily breakable), a tattered and burnt loincloth, a chest-wrap to keep you decent, and no other supplies to speak of.
You wake up in your small hole well after dark, with Arina clutching you like some kind of child's bed toy. Considering how usually warm this has kept you, it's a pretty energizing way to wake up, you could get used to this.
You slip out to check on the other four elves. It seems they awoke before you, as they all look washed, and only one is snoozing in the dead tree, while the two men talk and the other woman walks back from the stream.
You're the defacto leader of this ragged band, so you'll have to decide what to do. Although the elves could tell you a little more, you're fairly certain you all are some distance from any elven safe haven, and you have no supplies at all. You were able to hunt for yourself without tools, but you'll need either a spear or bow to keep yourself and Arina from starving, let alone the whole band.
>>677026206
A: Talk to them about where they are from/how they were captured.
B: Press on straight towards the elven lands. You can get their before you all starve, probably.
C: Scout the area for human camps to rob.
D: Try and hunt a rabbit or two before heading out.
E: Make yourself a spear for hunting. You're not very skilled at this though, so it will take a day, maybe two or three if you fail and must try again.
Gonna wait a bit longer than for a standard post for the first post so people can discovery the thread.
bamp. Shit this goes fast.
The earth is flat. Prove me wrong.
Mountains
>>677029975
No.
Prove yourself right, cunt.
Magnetic inclination.
>>677032078
Bump! Come back to tease us and show your beauty off <3
>>677032078
Alright OP, I'm interested
>>677032078
If she posts a pic of herself with cucumber in pussy I'll make a shrine for her in my room
>>677032078
Timestamp
hey /b/
I did a bunch of lsd and i dont think i ever recovered and it made me actually crazy now
What do?
pee pants
>>677030546
Like can you describe your mental state?
O have a tab of DOI in my mount right now waiting for it to kick. General drug thread? And if your not being a retard OP, piracetam and 5htp will help
This thread is brought to you by buttsex
>when demos makes the thread
Blarg, post your butt.
>>677034818
Great sex it is!
Ask a Best Buy employee anything!
One team one dream, baby!
weirdest things people have bought together
Horseshit. I've been in that store, they don't have employees.
>>677026834
Have you ever attempted suicide?
If not; you should.
Loli debate
>>677033970
this is a loli thread now
Wallpaper thread
>>677038125
so down
Hunger games thread.
The Capitol demands 24 tributes to be posted, for quality entertainment.
THE GUY
Suzy's Ass
Randy
Judy Hopps
69 Gets GF's Tits Untriangulated
dont care too the internet to get better tits
trips gets full collection link (66 pictures and 3 videos)
happy
im out
Continued Pokebox
Do NOT sexualize the pokemon
Charizard is best husbando!
Name a better show than this one
>protip: you can't
>>677024855
Game of thrones ...... DUH.
Almost anything
so you think?
What about The big bang theory, meeen that shit is real gr8
drawthread
>>677030100
Fuck you
This is now a dubs thread
>>677030206
Please do! <3
>>677030294
If dubs then it's not
Welcome to hell where real life productivity comes to suffer from a slow and painful death
why do so many people want to fuck the rabbit
>>677032483
She's cute and has a nice ass.
>>677032728
/thread
>>677032728
>he fell for the "Judy Hopps is quality furry material" meme
Whoever is voting for Trump. Please, explain why...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppv-qfa4Dpw
>>677032652
Why ask redundant question?
The Trump kit:
>uneducated
>white
>racist
>sexist
>angry
>fat
>easily manipulatable
>just plain stupid
If you have three of the above you may want to seek a doctor for treatment of Trumpism.
Because I just want to watch the world burn.
Seriously. Let's get WW3 going up in this bitch. Make America great again, fuckers!
>>677032652
Because it's Trump or Hillary.
You have serious problems if you expect her to do anything good for people.
Waifu claiming thread - You're here forever
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>You're all a qt<3
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Miho claimed
Obligatory claim.
Big, beautiful natural tits.
No whales.
shota 3
matsu trashcan editon
please not just purely matsu, little variety
thanks for toasting fresh bread <3
only
matsu
posting
Bondage shota incoming
