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What did you think about this hot pile of shit?
>>677027925
Ben Affleck was a good Batman
The movie was actually pretty good
People who think it's shit are butthurt comic assholes that think if it doesn't mirror the comics perfectly, the movie is bad
Eisenberg was easily the worst part of the movie.
>>677027925
well doomsday kills superman but he's not actually dead
>>677027925
it was a nice hot pile of shit and i smeared it all over my body, i love everything about a hot pile of shit. The warmth the texture hmmmmmm.
>>677028580
So wonderful to see you here Mr Snyder
>>677027925
Tell me...
So I live in a small town with a Walmart that has very poor security, no cameras but still the door alarms. I need to know what they best thing to steal is and then return for a refund. nothing too risky, I don't want to get arrested obviously and nothing too big that I cant' fit in my pants.
TLDR things to steal then return to walmart
need a receipt, dumbass
>>677024008
I can just get a walmart card which I'm fine with, because I can get gas and groceries with it which is all I really care about.
Also even though you don't think there are cameras, each door in and out has a little camera that catches your face both ways.
Former Walmart Asset Protection Associate.
If you wanted to steal take the items to lawn and garden and push them through the gates on the side for someone to pick up. Saw that move multiple times
Buy something you need then the next day go in with the receipt and grab the same item off the shelf and return it
>>677023891
a close friend used to manage the security departments for several Walmarts and said the trick is to take the item into the bathroom, then conceal it in your pocket or whatever and just walk out. in order for their security to accuse anyone of shoplifting, they have to actually see you conceal the item and head for the door. if line of sight is broken at any moment, you're clear.
oh, and go out through the gardening department, not the main entrance.
Nude game: IMPROVED INCREASING ODDS Edition
1.Post clothed Picture of your girlfriend/wife or ex and choose a number between 0 and 9.
2.If someone replies with that number (last Digit), you post any Picture they request AND you chose an additional number (0-9) that people can roll for more. If trips post 3 pics, quads 5 pics, quints dump all you have. This is regardless of the digit.
3.Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.
4.If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her
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>>677040611
here is some random stuff
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>>677040829
KOBOLD ADVENTURES: BRAVE NEW WORLD EDITION
By different writefag.
First thread: https://fgts.jp/b/thread/676839053/
Second thread: https://fgts.jp/b/thread/676854558/
>I'm gonna set a timer for 1 minute 30 seconds after I post, and whatever option has the most replies by then happens.
Unfortunately I can't prevent samefagging so just spam it up and hopefully the side with the most spam also has the most people. Whenever feasible I'll combine commands. Unless one has like, 1 vote, and the other has 10. Keep
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>>677026072
Your name is Punished Snake, a heroine denied by her homeland.
You have one follower, a beautiful elf woman, Arina, who as sworn eternal loyalty to you.
You have 4 other elves in your group who owe you for saving their lives but have no special loyalty to you.
You are a virgin, with small sexual experience.
You have an innate magical talent that let's you set things on fire by touching them with your fingers or claw tips. This only works on flammable objects (no burning armor,...
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>>677026206
A: Talk to them about where they are from/how they were captured.
B: Press on straight towards the elven lands. You can get their before you all starve, probably.
C: Scout the area for human camps to rob.
D: Try and hunt a rabbit or two before heading out.
E: Make yourself a spear for hunting. You're not very skilled at this though, so it will take a day, maybe two or three if you fail and must try again.
Gonna wait a bit longer than for a standard post for the first post so people can discovery the thread.
bamp. Shit this goes fast.
I mean I know I was late but surely none of ya'll from last time have anything better to do than browse /b/ and masturbate.
The earth is flat. Prove me wrong.
Mountains
>>677029975
No.
Prove yourself right, cunt.
Magnetic inclination.
>>677029975
Watching a ship sail over the horizon
>>677032078
Bump! Come back to tease us and show your beauty off <3
>>677032078
Alright OP, I'm interested
>>677032078
If she posts a pic of herself with cucumber in pussy I'll make a shrine for her in my room
>>677032078
Timestamp
>>677032402
I need her here now "-" :D
Just a blessing she is, she knows it too <3 and that's okay, we all got to appreciate greatness sometime. The CUTEST girl ever to be on here :)
hey /b/
I did a bunch of lsd and i dont think i ever recovered and it made me actually crazy now
What do?
pee pants
>>677030546
Like can you describe your mental state?
>>677030546
O have a tab of DOI in my mount right now waiting for it to kick. General drug thread? And if your not being a retard OP, piracetam and 5htp will help
>>677030646
nah i am scared all the time now though, constanly paranoid that someone is out to get me even when im just sitting in my room
This thread is brought to you by buttsex
>when demos makes the thread
Blarg, post your butt.
>>677034818
Great sex it is!
How can you call yourself a man if you are repelled by the opposite sex?
Ask a Best Buy employee anything!
One team one dream, baby!
weirdest things people have bought together
Horseshit. I've been in that store, they don't have employees.
>>677026834
Have you ever attempted suicide?
If not; you should.
What happens when people try to shoplift? Can you include some stories.
Loli debate
>>677033970
this is a loli thread now
OP is now abandoning thread fuckers
Wallpaper thread
>>677038125
so down
Hunger games thread.
The Capitol demands 24 tributes to be posted, for quality entertainment.
THE GUY
Suzy's Ass
Randy
Judy Hopps
Rupert
69 Gets GF's Tits Untriangulated
dont care too the internet to get better tits
trips gets full collection link (66 pictures and 3 videos)
happy
im out
>>677036651
nigga
Continued Pokebox
Do NOT sexualize the pokemon
Charizard is best husbando!
Not linking won't protect the thread from spiderman, he literally has nothing better to do than spam specifically Pokemon box
Name a better show than this one
>protip: you can't
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>>677024855
Game of thrones ...... DUH.
Almost anything
so you think?
What about The big bang theory, meeen that shit is real gr8
>>677024855
Breaking bad.
drawthread
>>677030100
Fuck you
This is now a dubs thread
>>677030206
Please do! <3
>>677030294
If dubs then it's not
Welcome to hell where real life productivity comes to suffer from a slow and painful death
>>677027726
a Sectoid
I flanked around so im pretty sure i can neutralize it
why do so many people want to fuck the rabbit
>>677032483
She's cute and has a nice ass.
>>677032728
/thread
>>677032728
>he fell for the "Judy Hopps is quality furry material" meme
>>677032728
Whoever is voting for Trump. Please, explain why...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppv -qfa4Dpw
>>677032652
Why ask redundant question?
The Trump kit:
>uneducated
>white
>racist
>sexist
>angry
>fat
>easily manipulatable
>just plain stupid
If you have three of the above you may want to seek a doctor for treatment of Trumpism.
>>677033085
Because I just want to watch the world burn.
Seriously. Let's get WW3 going up in this bitch. Make America great again, fuckers!
>>677032652
Because it's Trump or Hillary.
You have serious problems if you expect her to do anything good for people.
>>677032652
I wanna see you cry
Waifu claiming thread - You're here forever
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>You're all a qt<3
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Miho claimed
Obligatory claim.
Ayy
I have no clue what happened last thread
>claimed
Big, beautiful natural tits.
No whales.
