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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Continued Pokebox
Do NOT sexualize the pokemon
Charizard is best husbando!
Not linking won't protect the thread from spiderman, he literally has nothing better to do than spam specifically Pokemon box
Name a better show than this one
>protip: you can't
>>677024855
>>677024855
Game of thrones ...... DUH.
Almost anything
so you think?
What about The big bang theory, meeen that shit is real gr8
>>677024855
Breaking bad.
drawthread
>>677030100
Fuck you
This is now a dubs thread
>>677030206
Please do! <3
>>677030294
If dubs then it's not
Welcome to hell where real life productivity comes to suffer from a slow and painful death
>>677027726
a Sectoid
I flanked around so im pretty sure i can neutralize it
why do so many people want to fuck the rabbit
>>677032483
She's cute and has a nice ass.
>>677032728
/thread
>>677032728
>he fell for the "Judy Hopps is quality furry material" meme
>>677032728
Whoever is voting for Trump. Please, explain why...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppv -qfa4Dpw
>>677032652
Why ask redundant question?
The Trump kit:
>uneducated
>white
>racist
>sexist
>angry
>fat
>easily manipulatable
>just plain stupid
If you have three of the above you may want to seek a doctor for treatment of Trumpism.
>>677033085
Because I just want to watch the world burn.
Seriously. Let's get WW3 going up in this bitch. Make America great again, fuckers!
>>677032652
Because it's Trump or Hillary.
You have serious problems if you expect her to do anything good for people.
>>677032652
I wanna see you cry
Waifu claiming thread - You're here forever
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>You're all a qt<3
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Miho claimed
Obligatory claim.
Ayy
I have no clue what happened last thread
>claimed
Big, beautiful natural tits.
No whales.
shota 3
matsu trashcan editon
please not just purely matsu, little variety
thanks for toasting fresh bread <3
only
matsu
posting
Bondage shota incoming
Blackmail thread? Blackmail thread.
Chick is Sexylinda110 (kik) GO
Any more?
Anyone wanna message this girl on Instagram and try and blackmail for more nudes ? Kik me johnbohannon882 for info
>>677028495
How old is she?
>>677028495
OP TELL US
Shes 20
Let's settle this once and for all /b/. Is a pine needle a type of leaf?
>>677021079
who fucking cares
>>677021201
Fuck you faggot, can you even backwardsquote? Newfag.
Fuck you faggot
>>677021079
Yes. It is a kind of leaf. Leaf is just an anatomical term. Just because they don't fall off doesn't mean they aren't leaves.
>>677021604
But they do fall off you faggot
You awaken in a dimly lit cafe.
You have no memory of how you got here.
>Dubs decides what to do next.
Take a shit on the table
>pull dick out
>see waitress shocked
>fap in her direction
>get chased out by monkey chef with knife
>cum on chef
>yell "JOHN CENA"
>finger asshole outside of diner window
>cops come
>fap at cops until tazed
>epilepsy
>sue
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oh nice remake of the take on me music video really like it.
lick the nearest electrical outlet
>>677018553
Order a pie and offer to share it with the sexy waitress
sup /b/
just found out i'm going to have to have a root canal
any stories? what am i in for?
an expensive trip to the dentist
>>677020296
no worries i got that obamacare
>>677020296
This, had 4 done in my life so far. Super expensive, but not painful if done correctly. One I had was painful but it was because the area was so badly infected.... rare case.
I had one when I was maybe 11 or 12. It was nothing, you don't feel anything except the shots, they don't hurt too bad. The worst part is sitting there for a while as they work on your mouth. Good luck its nothing to be scared of.
>>677020874
I have also had 4 done! Not really painful once the drugs kick in. Maybe a sensation a few times, but otherwise just an hourish procedure.
Expensive, yes. Insurance only covered some of it. I had to cover $600ish per root canal ($200 for the procedure, $400 for crown).
Why didn't you faggots join the Marines?
I like having all limbs and not ptsd and not having and over inflated ego.
I did. Currently in twentynine stumps hating life
>>677028297
Because you're a bitch
Thinking about joining the military to help out with college payments
>>677028615
>I did. Currently in twentynine stumps hating life
Go to Vegas. You're close. I miss the fuck out of active duty.
Literally 10/10 girls.
Prove you're an oldfag with just one word.
>>677021505
roodypoo
>>677021505
nigger
>>677021734
Zozzle wut?
>>677022397
That's two words, faggot.
>>677022445
That's four words, faggot.
So /b/ I just smoked weed for the first time. I told my friends that I'd done it a lot of times. I looked like a fucking idiot using the pipe. How do you use that shit? Its so fucking complicated. Also, my friends werent exhalling the smoke. They were like "swallowing it"
How do you smoke this shit? It was nice but I didnt get that high tho. Just asking for some tips, advice cause we are gonna do it again tomorrow and i dont wanna look like a retard again.
Also general stoner thread
you swallow it into your lungs hold it for a few secs then let it out? whats the problem bruh
Sounds like you werent inhaling. You actually have to breathe it into your lungs in order for the drugs to seep into your soul.
>>677013169
So basically you are too dumb to breathe.
Breathe in a moderate amount and then once youre done hitting it breathe in again before releasing. The complicated pipe thing is probably the carb which you realese while you hit it to make the hit stronger. You shouldnt have lied to your friends you poser faggot. Overall the more you smoke the easier it gets
>>677013169
You're a damned idiot. why would you lie to your friends about that?
Can't believe i fell for this shitty bait either.
They see me rollin'
>>677012570
be quiet
Rolli polli oli
Rolll
They hatin
jk rolling
How stupid can republicans be?
when 100 people die in America everyday from gun violence, republicans say "oh well, shit happens. Don't blame all gun owners because of a few crazies" but then see a few terrorists attacks across the ocean and they say "HOLY SHIT CLOSE THE BORDERS REFUGEES ARE BAD"
Y'all conservatives are pretty shite and hypocritical human beings
>>677023141
It's all about votes man. Racism and pro gun keeps ignorant people voting Republican. That is actually what it's all about.
Truth is illegal immigration refugees and Muslim terrorists are a tiny threat to America. The FBI considers home grown militias to be the biggest most imminent threat.
They're everywhere but they aren't on the news because sensationalising them actually gives them power and their proximity makes it a problem.
>>677023141
that is a really stupid pic
>>677024039
jesus can help you
>>677023721
Sauce on your shit about homegrown militias? I realize you just said it wasn't on the news but if you didn't make it up then you got it from somewhere. If that's legit I'm curious. What do they want, what motivates them?
677024039<<
Stfu
Rule 34 Thread
dump it all
Evens: fap
Odds: sleep
0/dubs: choose
Rollio
>>677014367
pingas
Rolly polly
Goodnight.
roall
