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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Please tell me this isnt real. I'm sure there are some neckbeards doing this, but this cant be the norm?
>>694917182
I personally always shower after a good shit.
wtf do you do? Use those stupid fucking wet wipes?
>>694917182
What? Wiping my ass with toilet paper? Yeah, I wipe my fucking ass.
Anal bleaching? I know porn stars so it. Doubt it is very widespread through.
>>694917357
I just called but some nigger picked up so I hung up.
>>694917322
Wash your ass you nigger.
What do you do when you have dirty hands? Wash them or rub them with dry paper?
4chan webm porn thread
post the best of the best !
>>694917145
>because i have difficulty finding porn on the internet without assistance
>>694917145
nipples are stiff, lets go!
>>694917145
bump
>>694917284
Sauce?
Who else is a filthy degenerate druggie? What's your favorite drug and why?
>Nothing beats snorting speed and being up for days until psychosis kicks in and you start questioning what's really real and you make a promise that you will never do drugs ever again and cry because how? How in the fuck did your life get that way? You had so much ambitions but you pissed it all away and sure you have sex every now and then but that still doesn't fill the empty space inside. Then you sleep it off and when you wake up you end up doing it again
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>>694912138
I can't stop myself from smoking weed. I will smoke out of anything if pushed, I will smoke weed stems and seeds if pushed. I smoke it because it the only happyness I have dammit.
>>694912138
Put the ice down.
I know you are enjoying speed but have you ever done any psychedelics? Any tryptamines?
>>694912524
I understand where you are coming from to a degree. Don't turn your one happiness into a gross experience.
>>694912138
I sure am. Did.. well, most of stuff there is out there, favourites would be:
DMT - because DMT
2c-b - sex probably can't feel any more amaizing
weed - love&hate relation with it, I'm fucking addicted, it almost doesn't work anymore, yet I keep smoking
>>694912138
yo i concur with this guy, >>694913059
, although i must also concede the entertainment/experience you mentioned.
boredom is a major perpetrator of my repetitive cycle of lifestyles. i would have to say fear of failure leads to self sabotage as well.
>>694912524
I love weed too!.. i'll smoke res,stems, try to avoid seeds, well they also don't come around as often so that may be the difference....
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N,N,-Dimethyl Tryptamine.
It induces a REM stage 4 dream while awake. You close your eyes and there are entities made out of colorful lights and patterns. They approach you and always try to show you things. The walls of the space you are in will be made out of moving colorful patterns. You can feel what the Bible calls the familiar. Which are spirits that are not our loved ones, that pretend to be our loved ones. You can feel friends and family with you. It's A good feeling but I believe that is a demon dwelling.
Wanna see a dead body? Trips and OP delivers. 100% not a faggot. Hopping on a Greyhound right now; getting the motherFUCK out of town.
Tossing my phone when I get to Cruces. You got 3 hours. OP will deliver.
Ready to be on the news again, /b/itches?
op lies like a fat whore
>>694927555
this surely isn't bait
>>694927555
Trips 555 now show it!
>>694927555
WAAAAAAAYNE
rolln
ITT favorite pics you've saved of other anons girls/girls you've saved you want moar of.
Not posting pics your own girlfriend like a total cuck edition.
Looking for more of this girl
>>694923927
Shit out of luck.
She actually survived it for those who haven't seen longer than the five or so seconds on this webm. :-)
>>694924299
I'M HAPP :O :) :D ;)
>>694924299
Suuuuure :^)
ROLL SEE WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES
>>694926548
Hold the door
>>694926548
Does the shelter have a snack bar?
>>694926548
Allahu ackbar
Close the damn door newfags
>>694926548
hodor
shit, misery and the all fluffy way
>>694920076
Go on...
No feet thread? Feet thread. Bonus with pussy!
bump
Good luck
nope, we're fucked
roll
Roll
Burn in Hell, dirty nigger
I'll save this gay earth
DRAWTHREAD FOR DRAW
>>694913032
>embrace you
NO TOUCHING.
>>694913171
what if I come visit, can we throw snowballs at kids, hotbox an igloo and jerk one another off in front of the fire~ a-ahnnn so romantic~~~
>>694913698
Put a lemon in the butt and shut the fuck up
Grow a pair, faggot
>>694913698
Yups, and set fire to public buildings and have stinky cheese.
Post yfw you got memed in the ass for the first time
>>694912817
Ora pois, ora pois, ora pois.
>>694913171
Ooooooohhh! This is fabulous, when can I move? I won't bring zika, I promise. Cold is so much better than hot... It sucks having to take 3~4 baths a day just because the weather won't calm down. Eh! We can drink some wine too, right?
>>694913814
im not putting fruit up my bottom thats not how you eat, you unsophisticated pleb.
>>694913994
mindless arson AND cheese? Wow, you truly do spoil me~
DUBS FILL THE SLOT. 00's FILL ANY SLOTS THAT ARE LEFT. IMAGES TAKEN AS-IS, I CAN NOT EDIT THEM.
>>694923399
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>694923634
REROLL FOR OUR BANANA GODS
Trap thread!
Ctrl + f = Trap
Traps with chastity for bonus points!
>tfw no trap gf
Does anyone know her name?
>>694915821
Her name is Amaboy
>>694915440
>tfw you got your trap gf pregnant by accident
help lads
>>694915440
just get it over with and post delicious boybutts
GOD TIER MOVIE THREAD
what is /b/ watching, give me your best
>>694916727
La Haine was a brilliant movie.
Probably my favourite of all time is Once Upon a Time in the West. You should watch it if you haven't already and don't mind a Western.
I like Blow too.
I have recently watched Nebraska (the version in black and white), The Hunt, both of which were good.
If you fancy something different, then Korean films are really good. I Saw the Devil, The Man from Nowhere, Ip Man, Old Boy (the original), Sympathy for Mr Vengeance, Thirst and Let the Right...
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>>694917441
>Anyway, lurking for something to watch tonight that I haven't already seen.
i watched every movie that you wrote, they are all good, ~ ip man ~
After seeing Old Boy i started watching Korean films, and they are pretty good.
The man from earth
>>694917441
>Vengeance
and Lady Vengeance is good
>>694917972
I forgot The Raid, but from the sounds of it you will have already seen it.
How about, Dead Mans Shoes?
Is the female clitoris basically a really small penis?
no
yes
maybe
>>694910285
I want to suckle that thing so bad.
Her clit is alright too, I guess.
>>694910285
The penis is an inside-out clitoris
Fb friends you'd fuck.
>>694919070
COCK Tribute
I wanna do some cuties
would be nice if some other Cocktributors would join in on the fun
Keep em cummin'!
will surely deliver
dumpin some done ones
>>694923347
One cutie coming right up
pics/gifs/webms you shouldn't share thread
>>694913209
Gooooooo fuuuuck YOURSELF DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE DIE DIE
Freg
>>694913209
cuck
replied
Nigger
Pics u shouldn't share part II: return of the panties
More of this girl!
>>694918643
>>694918709
Thnx, saved all of the pics posted in the other thread.
Let's be honest here /b/.
Would you fuck a new gen sex doll?
MOAR
who wouldn't
>>694916178
normal people.
>>694916125
That's a doll?!
>>694916205
It sure is summer in here
