Every dub I take a hit from this bong. Also general stoner thread.
>inb4 it's dirty
Fuck you it'll stay dirty until I break it
really op just get 91% rubbing alcohol and coarse salt, very cheap to clean
>>684531547
Not poor, just lazy as fuck
>>684531292
smoking old moldy res. whoa youre a badass, never clean it op
Lighten up a fat spliff, cheers my man.
My ultimate life goal is to become incredibly rich so that I will be able to afford immortality. I have a somewhat plan to get there. I really wanna live forever.
What is your ultimate goal in life?
You're doing it wrong. The immortality gives you more time to get rich (it's really not that hard if you just stick to it). It also gives you more time to enjoy being rich once you finally succeed.
Oh, and PS - it doesn't actually cost that much for what is essentially an "age reset". Like, you could do it for under 10 grand and with way less technology and equipment than the average high school chemistry student uses in class.
>>684521026
And, to head off your next question - if you do it at least once every 20 years or so, it might as well be immortality. And yes, it really works.
>>684521336
What really works?
>>684520109
>What is your ultimate goal in life?
I want to either
1) establish contact with intelligent alien civilizations, or
2) design and develop the first general purpose AI.
By achieving either of these objectives, we could actually call ourselves Masters of the moterhfucking Universe.
Jesus christ, just typing about it gets me fucking HYPED. Time to play around with some more TensorFlow!
Dubs will get more pics
Trips will get insta
roll (tits)
>>684533781
dubs for life
Rolling for ass
rerlin
Does liking drawn loli make someone a pedophile, /b/? And if so, does it matter so long as it's only drawn?
I'd actually really like to hear your opinions on this.
Pic unrelated.
Liking underaged people makes you a pedophile, OP. What's so hard to understand about that?
>>684530515
Hey, I asked for opinions.
I wonder why there is so mich hate on loli, and especially why ghere is even more hate on furry...
>>684530793
>porn of children
>porn of fictional creatures
You do the math.
Celeb fap thread
s/fur continues
Bump, I'm bored.
>be me
>be girl
>switch to new school
>make new friends & integrate nicely
>like two different guys throughout year but nothing really works out
>make really good guy friend
>we'll call him jerry
>tell jerry secrets and treat him as a female friend because i have none
>always sort of know jerry likes me but dont feel the same
>friends with his cousin too
>we'll call him 'mitchell'
>really tight with mitchell, loads of sexual tension
>i never really admitted to liking him but everyone knew we wanted to fuck each other
>school dance comes around
>get really drunk
>tell mitchell i like him a whole bunch and ask him to kiss me sometime
>takes care of me while im drunk the whole time, doesnt take advantage
>wake up to text from jerry saying he likes me
>decide to pretend like i never saw anything to avoid awkwardness
>he knows i want to smash his cousin
>even offers to help me with it
>get even closer with mitchell and kiss his cheek and cuddle and do couple things
>invite him over we finally kiss
>tell each other we like each other
>says im one of his favourite people
>says we're best friends
>say like a tard "lets keep things on the downlow"
>nothing happens and now hes awkward around me
>after the fist week things get back to normal
>flirt constantly
>wrestle and touch each other
>but refers to me as friend and doesnt come over when i ask
>shouldve gotten the hint
>keep wondering if hes going to kiss me
>jerry still hasnt said anything to me
>get really high with mitchell, jerry, and a couple more guys
>sitting on couch when i finally decide to grow a pair
>ask mitchell upstairs
>"why havent we done anything" i say
>"i think we should just go back to being friends"
cont.
>"i like you mitchell, why?"
>"i dont think i could do that to jerry, we're family"
>"im just trying to figure out if its actually jerry or if you just dont like me"
>"no its jerry"
>im quiet for a bit, feel like shit immediately
>mfw jerry cockblocked me
>"but im never going to like jerry like that. we're just friends"
>"i know but still"
>"we could just have something and not tell him"
>"i think we should go back downstairs now"
>nod and go back
>sit as far away as i can because i feel like shit
>mom comes and get me within 20 mins
>as soon as i get the text im out the door, barely say bye to everyone
im gonna see him tomorrow in class. he doenst just kiss anyone and hes really locked down too. hes not a fuckboy either. i know i fucked myself over by asking to go on the downlow but he has just gotten out of a relationship and i wanted to be cool. hes the only guy ive met that our weirdness fits together nicely. what should i do or say /b/?
Tits or gtfo
you know the damn rules OP.
tits or get the fuck outta here
Shouldn't have led his cousin on. It's not that you're in the wrong for not getting with a guy that you don't like, but you're wrong for taking advantage of his friendship. Next time, distance yourself from people like that and it won't be an issue.
Yes, I understand your selfish reasons for wanting his company. The thing about not being a sociopath is understanding that your emotions are only half the story.
Take it from someone about 10 years older than you that's been all around both sides of the coin.
dubs decide what I do with my hand
stick it in your ass
papercut between each digit
>>684527197
I'd say fix your broken thumb, but wateva
>>684527197
Blender
Hey, What are some Alpha boy names for a male child.
Theodore
>>684530150
NO.
>>684530035
Bane. i wnna name my boy that
Dick
Draw thread
Just one
How u
Anyone else?
inb4 bat pee request
/r/ Moss hanging hanging upside-down like a bat, sleeping, and urinating in her sleep, and getting her body wet.
More refs can be found here. http://imgur.com/a/k6HGL
/r/ loli butts
Nicest drawfag?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10223870
Daily Mostly Enjoyable Berserk Thread.
Come one, come all, and come read a few chapters with us.
It's not porn, but it's still pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBRYS92RBWI
Links to read Berserk online:
http://www.mangareader.net/96/berserk.html
http://mangasee.co/manga/?series=Berserk
http://www.evil-genius.us/
Links to Berserk torrent:
http://bakabt.me/162057-berserk.html
http://bakabt.me/164536-berserk-720p-bluray-yellow-flash.html
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=466995
It's a manga that's been running for 20+ years now, and it's pretty incredible. One of the things that's most interesting about it, is that the author has basically reinvented himself in his style several times throughout the series, while still keeping it true to its roots. During the first 10 volumes (referred to collectively as the "Golden Age" arc), it's basically gritty 80s style manga of purely dark medieval warfare, becoming borderlined historical fiction. but in volumes 11-12+ literally hell opens up and pours itself onto earth evil dead style but in a completely serious manner. Over the next ~5 volumes you have every bit of bad in his world corrupted and risen to full blown demonic rape-fests; corrupt priests burning everyone at the stake, packs of roving goblins kidnapping women, raping and impregnating them to make more monsters, an evil god-emporer who tries to take over the world etc. It then turns into a traditional swords/sorcery fantasy where Guts assembles a team of rag-tag heroes to destroy the five God Hands of hell, one of whom was his best friend and rival during the Golden Age.
no one gives a fuck
Sage
get bored, roll
Tie to roll and die a little more inside
>>684524640
rell
rawling on a robot
lloll
/b/ ¿What do you think about this?
bump for interest
:v
Back to Hispachan, please.
Hola papus :v
waifu claim thread
>claim
>discuss
>rp/erp at minimum
>>684531183
I guess so. Sometimes I wonder if there's another me but I highly doubt it. I think I'm about the only loli poster in /waifu/.
>>684530990
Oh god what just happened
>>684531161
<3 <3 <3
Claimed as usual
Milinda claim
>Still waiting....
>>684531382
kagami claimed!!
>>684531370
why??? if you don't mind me asking....
Just forced my sister to fuck me, and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://url.bz/wincest
pic related
>>684535051
Oh man this is brutal (although strangely arousing).
>>684535051
MMMmmmm!!! Nigguher!! ^__________^
>>684535051
deposit in her cunt
>>684535051
My god shes a fucking cunt
I wanna get into the sex business and I thought a good way to start would be doing webcam shows. Which webcam sites would I make the most money off of? Also would be cool if they included a geo-block.
I was thinking maybe I'd go for either pornhub or kink but idk and I'm open to other suggestions.
Pic related (me), also do you think people would watch me?
Fuck off attention whore. Back to the double wide with you.
>>684514311
Get a real job slut
>>684514311
Depends if ur tits and ass are fucked
tits or gtfo
also try chatur bate
>>684514311
Do you have more pics?
By Azura i'm rolling this
rollerino
>>684524941
Khajit did nothing, Khajit is innocent of this crime.
Hmmm
rool
WW2//WAR thread
I will be dumping my war folder
2/??
3/??
4/??
5/??
Freebird?
Nigga for $1 million I'd get a tattoo of the entire Nickleback discography
Sandstorm
>>684522142
/thread
I'm a robot
>>684521801
alive by pearl jam
Post one good band with ZERO male members.
Grimes
Self-produced
Self-promoted
Self-motivated
From Canada, genre dream-pop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsCfufAp2tM
The Runaways
Actually don't know if they have any male members never looked into it
Katzenjammer
