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Celeb Fap Bread
>>676966315
If you look into her eyes and try to read her mind... does she mind analsex?
i need to jerk off to some big tits.
fat skinny i dont care. please only c cup or more
>>676969884
>>676969979
How do you guys feel about fake tranny cunt?
>>676969748
honestly that was gross but vaginas are gross
>>676969748
should have had facial surgery first
>>676970013
hes kinda gross
cb - /heartcandyx/
>>676970061
i know, got one of them punchable faces
Red head thread
For interest
>>676965086
1/?
>>676965086
bump
>>676965386
2/?
UK nudes thread.
Cardiff, Lauren
Any Mansfield?
Beth, Kent
>>676949946
C'mon Hebden or Royd!
Stoke?
Waifu claiming thread Quatr.0
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>Emi a qt<3
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Ruby claimed. Cute and deadly
Obligatory claim.
>>676972294
Camilla claimed
Renewing claim and AFKing again <.<
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>Ruby a qt<3<3<3
Damn... I can't fucking remember this guys name! Angry Andy?
I believe it is Pissed Pete, not sure tho
>>676970733
Raging Ron
>>676970733
Maniacal Mike, I think
>>676970733
>checked
Crazy Carl idiots
new cock thread
recocking the quads from previous thread
throw a d on her
her pls!
Let's play a game bros.
We'll begin once at least 5 Houses are claimed.
MUPDATE: Turn 0
Open Houses: Arryn, Baratheon, Greyjoy, Lannister, Martell, Stark, Targaryen, Tully and Tyrell
>>676968569
Claim Tully
>Brynden Tully
>>676969135 - hey bro
4 more
Open Houses: Arryn, Baratheon, Greyjoy, Lannister, Martell, Stark, Targaryen and Tyrell
>>676968569
I claim Lannister!
>Lord Ash "The Lewd" Lannister, The Effeminate Lion, The Golden Falcon, Lord of Casterly Rock, Shield of Lannisport
>>676968569
Claim Baratheon
>Sig Inc
>>676969673
>Lord Astris Baratheon, The Patient, The Formidable.
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Perm:
>Bonus: OitF (1/1), DD.
How often do you shower, /b/? I average about 4 per day recently.
4 per day destroys your skin faggot
>>676970912
Once a day, maybe skip a day if it's been a slow day and nothing's likely to go down the next.
You're doing more harm than good, OP. And don't use so much shampoo either; it fucks up your hair.
>>676971100
my skin is totally fine dude
2 on days that I leave home. 1 on days that I stay home all day.
>>676971226
i usually don't use shampoo other than twice a week, i just like the hot water
Hey /b/ros i just got a text from my girlfriend turns out some faggot gave her shots and she took him and he's texting me on how he's going to get with her. Trips decide how i hurt the fucker. Quads i kill him. I will deliver I'm in Omaha Nebraska.
time stemp faggot
To hurt him poison his pets. If he has none then knife him.
To kill him go full jihad on his house.
burn his car/house down
>>676965195
Rape them both
>>676965195
kill dat mother fucker
Let's play.
69 long dong reporting in
>>676967623
roll
>>676967623
yeah sure. Let's roll
rollo
klel
ITT we share the most random/weird pics in ours computers
got you fam
best i could find that wasnt an inside joke
Found at the doctors office bathroom.
>>676967108
Holy Christ
Need advice /b/. I'm looking for the best profile picture. Which one do you prefer?
1/3
>>676965254
4/3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
2/3
>>676965254
Prefer 2, but 2 and 3 are both fine. The first isn't very flattering due to the light n shit, so I wouldn't pick that if I was you.
Sup /b/?
>be me
>got a pretty good life
>doing what I want to be doing
>following my passion
>got a beautiful model for girlfriend who also studies at one of the best universities in the world
>have regular awesome sex
>she loves anal
I don't understand /b/!
Why am I unhappy with my gf?
She's very smart, super hot, barely
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>>676962240
Bc youre a fuckin loser
You think you know what you want but once you give up a dope girl like that and settle for some dumbass who will also be boring you'll be full of regret. Also this should've been posted on /r/
not ready to be in a relationsip yet, nothing wrong with that man
>>676962606
/r/ sucks
>>676962523
Confirmed story telling loser faggot.
ITT: Name all the PLU codes you can remember off the top of your head.
Bananas - 4011
Lemons - 4053
Limes - 4048
Pineapple - 4430
Cantaloupe - 4050
Broccoli - 4060
Celery - 4070
Asparagus - 4080
Red Raddishes - 4089
Cucumber - 4062
"Italian Squash" - 4067
>>676967756
None
ITT: Autism
>>676967756
the hell is a plu?
why should i remember some of them?
Kale 4627
Roma Tomatoes 4087
Avacado 4062
Large Avacado 4225
>>676968039
So when the cashier is struggling with your fruits and vegetables you just tell them the code to speed it along.
>>676967904
Step your fucking game up.
Any rich anon out there,please buy me this game,I need it,I'm addicted to it,have been watching a lot of streams in past few days and I really like the game,can't afford it atm and I can't wait for 1-2 months, rich anons, plx http://steamcommunity.com/id/autist icrock/ it can be a CD key for uplay too,I'll take anything
>>676955775
kys
>>676955775
Sent ;)
>>676956403
kys
>>676956814
Sent :)
I'm a male employee at Victoria's Secret.
Ask me anything.
What's your favorite song OP ^-^ ?
>>676965554
>>676965130
why is it so fucking expensive
i just steal all the XS panties now
>>676966556
So, it has been a while so I suppose that we can finally discuss what happened
to soon man
>>676966321
its *too soon and what the fuck happened?
>>676966265
im afraid its still too soon
>>676966498
Have some respect man
I said to soon
too fucking soon man
April Fool's Day joke ideas?
>>676964764
Jet Fuel CAN Melt Steel Beams
>>676964764
Take a cow upstairs of the school building.
Takes a crane to get it out.
spread a rumor that jesus returned
>>676965120
Classic
Put a mattress in the school pool.
Takes a crane to get it out.
