The fuck /b/? No Caturday thread?
>>768425290
that cats expression looks like its really tired of your shit
Who is Peter?
I need the worst shit you have
I was challenged to disgust an all ready fucked up person.
I don't have that many images
Minions
Just Minions
I got this
>>768424011
uh ok
Hi /b/
For 1 month, every single day, i masturbated and cum inside this.
Trips decide what i do with this!
op will deliver 110%
Microwave it for 5 minutes
Swollen it and post doing it.
>>768425657
You must be so proud.
eat it
celeb
about time
What's /celeb/ listening to tonight?
ylyl
SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT YOUR WINNER
>>768420026
GG kike
>>768420026
is israel even a country?
>>768420338
a country - yes
offically recognized by every other country - I doubt so
borders - highly disputed
>>768420026
as I started ranting about many years ago, ESC isn't a song contest anymore
it's a freakshow
compared to every other nation she doesn't even have a good voice and the performance was lacking
How slutty is your girlfriend/wife? Share stories and pictures.
bump
Gf sucking of a friend
>>768416049
Pretty slutty. Encourages me to film her sucking me and giving her cum. Wants to do a threesome, doesn't care if FMF or MFM, wants me to choose.
>>768416324
more pics?
Come play Cards against Humanity with us.
https://pyx-3.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=94
6 people currently.
PW: 4chan.
>be me
>casually sifting through my closet, getting ready to back up my shit for an upcoming move
>find an old ass huge box full of shitty drawings I made when i was in school.
>use to draw all the damn time when I was a kid, so there are tons of drawings
>cool find, forgot about doing most of these since its been awhile
>wait, what are these?
>oh... oh fuck...
>found literally hundreds of pages of an old comic book character I made called "Peanut Boy"
>For fucks sake, I knew i was a antisocial wannabe cartoonist most of my life, but i underestimated the grandure of my autism
>Why in the everloving fuck did i draw so many of these?
Words cannot describe the sheer magnitude of horrifying cringe I am experiencing right now. Join me tonight, as i take a stroll through my past and bask in my retardation.
I'm interested
post more
what amazes me the most is the sheer depth I tried to create with the world building and the characters. Like, you think I would know that something called "peanut Boy" is absolute grabage and that no one would take it seriously.
There are literally hundreds of pictures. I have some pre scanned, but ill scan more later
Pics u shouldn't share
>>768422858
Shameless self-bump..
Israel won the Eurovision Song Contest 2018
>>768420879
its over
>>768420879
Austria should have won
>>768420879
since when is Israel in Europe?
>>768421576
Since when does it exist?
I wish I had 5 million dollars
>>768424453
Granted but it's $5 million in pennies.
>>768424453
Sure, but cha can't spend it.
I wanna speak Russian.
You have 5 million dollars, but it is all badly counterfeited bills easily detectable by anyone who looks closely at them.
>>768424599
Granted, but you are deaf
If you saw the person you hate the most in this world on the ground with a gunshot wound, would you try to help him stay alive?
>>768420510
Yes because I hate seeing people in pain
Yeah, probably.
I wouldn't be too broken up if he died, though.
>>768420510
Yes. I'm a first aider, so we don;t judge. I'd help a drunk driver who'd just mown down a bus queue if it came to it. It's what we do
>>768421076
Well. Some are better than others, morally
Tight Dress Fap Thread
swimsuit and lingerie thread......go
New fb/ig fap thread
>>768423306
keep going here anon
>>768423449
roger that anon
You have 10 seconds to name me a better pornstar than Lana Rhoades
will nut now thanks comrad
Riley motherfukin Reid
>>768420567
normie
No one
like my indian ex?
only if she poo in the loo
I do, post more. Send nudes.
>>768414013
she takes loo up her poo
>>768414035
her pussy and titties!
>>768414226
wanna see her face covered in sperm?
>be me, 20 yo boi
>psychedelic crusader
>take 5 grams of mushrooms in my flat
>feel it almost instantly
>its never been this strong
>put on my seatbelt this is be big
>wake up 5 hours later
>completely naked, full of drool
>books all over the floor
>avocado debris trailing to the bathroom
>have a flashback of me eating raw avo with the skin on whilst taking a shit
>hmmm
>remembering running into the wall as i believed i was ethereal, men who stare at goats shit
>check my phone
>lots of texts from friends
>a few people asking if ok
>but the rest are angry
>fuckwhatdidido
>i call my gf and get the story
>she is shouting telling this story, doesn't believe i do not remember it
>turns out i called my best friends girlfriend of two years upon whom i have a secret crush
>but i would never act on it, love them both, i have morals
>but no mushroom morals
>turns out i invited her over for tea
>she came over found me naked smeared with avocado
>no tea babes
>i tried to grab her and kiss her
>she ran onto the street
>told everyone i had gone insane
>girlfriend violently breaks up with me
>no one talks to me, lost friendos
>i wasn't even conscious
>6/10 experience
what do ?
>>768407753
I love remembering a good psychotic break in the morning. Goes great with your coffee.
>>768407869
ya but now what do ??
>> never do stuff you are not prepared, ALONE
aaah the 8g ambulance night....
anyway, those who dont do drugs wont get it, they are gone for now. The rest you can be honest and tell them the truth, that you had a crush on her but nothing you really cared about like secret love stuff. But your halucinating mind does not care about consequences of acting on your true self cuz you wouldnt do anyone any harm.
But turns out you didnt think of social harm and was way WAY WAY crazier than you thought, you can see by the naked avocado bit ( insist on the avocado not being natural you stuff ) And you wont be doing that kind of shit again... so soon.... and get how takes it.
>>768407753
>>hmmm
>>remembering running into the wall as i believed i was ethereal, men who stare at goats shit
>>check my phone
>>lots of texts from friends
>>a few people asking if ok
>>but the rest are angry
>>fuckwhatdidido
>>i call my gf and get the story
>>she is shouting telling this story, doesn't believe i do not remember it
>>turns out i called my best friends girlfriend of two years upon whom i have a secret crush
>>but i would never act on it, love them both, i have morals
>>but no mushroom morals
>>turns out i invited her over for tea
>>she came over found me naked smeared with avocado
>>no tea babes
>>i tried to grab her and kiss her
>>she ran onto the street
>>told everyone i had gone insane
>>girlfriend violently breaks up with me
>>no one talks to me, lost friendos
>>i wasn't even conscious
>>6/10 experience
>
Uh sounds like bullshit. Mushrooms don't just suddenly make you lose all control the fuck.
I'm gonna hold down your girlfriend and stretch her apart.
>>768417195
do u have discord?
what if she says it hurts?
>>768417195
Would you like me to rub your balls while you do that?
>>768417195
Where you located? Gf would love that
