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my tiny dick and humiliation stories! pic related
>>677288291
at least your balls are bigger than your dick
>>677288291
freshman year of highschool we a required to participate in swim class spent the whole hour swimming get out of pool and my friend yanks my trunks down im freezing and my dick is like 2 inches cold and pretty much every girl in my class sees it from then on they called me skin jacket lil turtle neck a whole bunch of shit at the time i was super upset but now kinda turns me on....
i saw a guy at school get knocked out in a fight and then the other kid pulled his pants down and i remembered thinking how shity that musty of been ti not only get knocked out but to have ur lil dick just uncovered for everyone to laugh at too
>>677288641
What started you to become turned on like this?
>>677289837
idk just a couple years later i thought of all the girls in class and what they saw and how many of them was their first time seeing an uncut cock lol how many of em told their friends that i have a little dick
Deum0s
Did someone call for the MAUDES?
>>677294929
moar
Moar you fegit
MAUDES! MAUDES! MAUDES!
MAUDES! MAUDES! MAUDES!
MAUDES! MAUDES! MAUDES!
Dark wincest possibility
What do /b/...
>always had a thing for my sister
>we are adults now
>she is getting a divorce
>total train wreck
>parents want me to maybe go stay with her for a few days.
>hot, drunk, emotionally vulnerable sister for a couple days.
>give me one reason why I shouldn't take this opportunity to finally fuck the shit
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do it, take advantage of it, but be careful of course anon
>>677291541
>implying she would also want to hook up with you
>>677291840
have you never delt with women who are fucked emotionally.
theyll fuck the first hard dick presented.
If you can handle it mentally then why not?
I got my drunk sister to join me in the sauna. After a while i pulled out my dick, kinda jokingly. She gave me a handjob. I came on her hand. Never talked about it since.
>>677292424
prove it faggot
Question for you guys:
Should 4chan proactively try and prevent scrapers from archive /b>
vote here: http://www.poll-maker.com/poll63946 2x891d44F3-26
>>677287882
bump
>>677287882
I think they should. Archiving /b ruins it
>>677287882
Bumpity
Who is this? see her before
Would cum in vag
slam her straight againts that wall biting on her neck as my claw like nails tear at every peace of her clothing for a start
Would cum in vagina
Would have sex with her and not even kiss.
I would take her out to lunch and show her such a good time. Fuck, She'd be asking for more
Would cum in vagina a ton
just for you
moar
>>677293735
>>677293735
i found a video of my supposedly innocent and pure christian sister blowing some black dude on her laptop.
would it work if i held this against her for...you know...or is it best to just leave it?
pic unrelated
We have to see it to judge it
>>677286788
dood..
>save vid
>wait till you catch her slippin/ check her privilege
>save multiple copies incase of "hard drive failure"
A fool would tip his hand early on.
>>677287689
>wait till you catch her slippin/ check her privilege
what do you mean?
>>677286639
You must kill her for the honour of your family.
Don't be a cuck
> just gotnthe number of this hot girl in pic.
I need /b/'s help in textgame.
Every post that has a chance to be sent to get the convo going.
ill keep you guys updated offcourse.
Lets do this!
send dick pic
Now for starters i wont use silly limes that will scare her away.
If we got her interested we might throw in some ... interesting messages hehe
Probably catfish
Why would an 8/10 get with a loser like you?
"Yo, whats up?"
>>677295123
Stay jelly fgt
Hehehe
Get even more mad that i dont give a fuck about fucking this chance up ;)
What do you think of this?
Types like a nigger. Would have dropped her like a sack of bricks moment I saw it. Fuck her
Hyper mega fucking retarded bitch
CUM TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get Cum Tributed (cummed on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want cummed on.
my passed out girl
>>677288788
>>677288788
I just saw Zootopia. It was helluva' good movie.
So let's get this thread going..
>>677292732
>they didn't hook up at the end
Cockblocked: the movie
>>677293149
Yeah, kinda sad.
>>677293265
I hated how promo material made Judy out to be this overly clingy psycho, she wasn't like that in the film at all
>>677293456
Yeah. I know it is a movie that is towarded to all ages, but I'd really love to see them having more love-themed stuff in the movie too.
>>677293763
>not showing Judy getting knotted by Nick in the movie
Can /b/ tell me what you think of Leafy
mediocre content that anyone could make, though he's mildly funny
clickbait titles, clickbait thumbnails
i was on his side in the leafy vs h3h3 stuff until he started releasing private conversations like a retard
Not really a bully per se, but just not funny as he used to be and hypocritical. Like, he's guilty of the same fake reactions n shit he makes fun of others for.
*Mediocre CO:GO gameplay*
HEY GUISE
*loud mic fapping*
I found some cringe for us today
*loud exhaling laugh*
...
Anyone want to continue this faggot doesn't deserve my time?
kek his dad tried to kill himself
>>677289881
did he really?
facebook feet thread?
The threads that keep me coming back to b. Lets see your friends feet.
daughter and mother
>>677287781
Awesome! I love family feet. Sisters feet are cool too, but mother daughter feet is great!
Hey guys, had sex a little over 3 months ago. Everything was fine, but for the past 4 days I get a kinda warm sensation when I pee. Doesn't hurt. Doesn't happen every time I pee. Every std pick I see has puss coming out of the dick head. I haven't had any, but just now I TRIED to squeeze it and a little something here. Not sure if std puss or just pushed up some nature penile lubricant. And thoughts or experiences? Like I said, everything I read says there should be noticable amounts of puss and signs by now. Is it just a minor uti?
Pic very related.
>>677293957
rub the puss in your eyes.
Self bump for med fag.
>>677293957
go to a doctor you stupid fuking dork, why the fuck would you ask a bunch of inbreds on here
you got tha aids...
>>677293957
Sounds like when I got Chlamydia from a bitch. I would go to the doctor and get the meds to clear it up. The burning isn't going to stop, I let mine go for quite awhile before I actually went.
sup /b/ros,anyone up for a habbo raid, come to ''Raid room''
on my way ;)
ok. bump.
bunp
can't find the room tf
>>677277192
me 2
Rule 34: Fairytale- Lucy Heartfilia
>>677288126
BUMP
![[Unlimited-Sexy-Works]FairyTailLucy (3).jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QBdOko2.jpg "[Unlimited-Sexy-Works]FairyTailLucy (3).jpg")
![[Unlimited-Sexy-Works]FairyTailLucy (1).gif](https://i.imgur.com/L3mDHlC.gif "[Unlimited-Sexy-Works]FairyTailLucy (1).gif")
>>677288485
![[Unlimited-Sexy-Works]FairyTailLucy (4).jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ILD76WH.jpg "[Unlimited-Sexy-Works]FairyTailLucy (4).jpg")
>>677288552
![[Unlimited-Sexy-Works]FairyTailLucy (11).jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Js0fSbY.jpg "[Unlimited-Sexy-Works]FairyTailLucy (11).jpg")
>>677288618
loli bread
C P!
OO
Why is there no porn where a guy is pissing into a chicks ass? Is it dangerous?
I was thinking about that the other day.
I'm thinking about that everyday
>>677291687
I've got a couple of pissing into a chick's vag, that do anything for you?
>>677291687
Katy Gold, close enough.
Piss my ass off series
aight
aight i got it
thunderthighs
den outta den!
oh
>>677294476
that's not wrong.
well katia
This is a long shot but I'm looking for florida girls. Post what you have with area code!
352
More 352
352 again. Anyone else ?
