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If she makes you hard, reply to the webm that did it and say "This old spic made my dick move." If she makes you cum, say "This old spic made me cum."
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By pure chance I ended up buying some LSD on the street yesterday.

I met these two young white girls on the street and somehow we got onto the topic of psychedelics/drugs.

Long story short I bought a tab for $10 and it supposedly contains 150µg. They claimed they had used the same tabs they sold me and they knew their dealer and all.

Is there any way to tell if it's 2-CB or some other crazy bullshit? They seemed legitimate but I guess I'm being paranoid.
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are fuckin stupid? Did you at least ask them to take the acid first before you did?
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>>677296988
It was almost 2am and they said they already split a tab earlier.
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>>677297123
never believe people when they say that.
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>>677297696
then what are you implying? were they just waiting around for someone to sell dangerous synthetic compounds to for a measly $10?

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She flirts with you, what do you do
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I... I'm gay now... thanks...
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>>677297207
Call the farmer and tell him his cows are getting out again.
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>>677297207
Any hole's a goal, mate.
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Smack her with a shovel

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Flats/ballet flats thread
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Hey /b/, so I have quite a bit of money in my steam wallet and I was wondering what games would be worth buying, I just bought GTA V and rocket league, but nothing more, thanks in advance for the recommendations.
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>>677298321
what kind of games do you like?
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>>677298321
what game is the webm?
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What's the game in the webm?
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>>677298614
since he bought GTA V and Rocket League i'm guessing he is into simulation games. How about Goat Simulator Recommended for you
>OP

Hey /b/

So I'm getting sued for 75k,

Attorney said settling for 20k is likely going to happen.

I ain't worth dick, Make 1300 per month

parents can only pay attorney fees
what happens when I can't afford to pay the people?
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lol you're fucked. what did you get sued for?
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>>677298563
who is suing you and for what? make it short.
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What is the suit for? Is it possible to counterclaim another person?
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you agree a payment plan. Or they take everything you got and then personally bankrupt you. If you don't got much, they'll do a payment plan, agreed with the courts and take the money direct from your paycheck.

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You have 10 seconds to prove you're not a refrigerator.
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Wrrrrrr.
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Its a fucking freezer you nutjob
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I'm warm
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>>677299097

I'm a freezer - brrrrrr

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Post chicks you know and anon says how they would fuck them. Reply for a reply
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>>677298618
Bump
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>>677298618
this chick looks gross
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>>677299361
I would fuck her tits so I could blow a load on that pretty face. Any ass pics?

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Name my new dog /b/ros
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>>677296551
Tijuana
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OP HERE I need the most nigger name possible
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>>677296551

>>677297997

Black.
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>>677296551
Is that a boarder collie?

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What was his catch-phrase again?
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>>677299125
gotta catch them all
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>>677299125
Gotta Gas 'em All
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>>677299125
All fags shall be gassed!
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>>677299385

I was cyberstalking and sexually harrassing this girl on facebook,She reported me to the cops what's the how likely is it that they're going to show up at my door?This happened two days ago and when and if they do show up what kind of jail term or fine am i expected to get?It was sexual harrasment i was sending her cum tributes of herself and telling her about it..I wasn't using any proxy just false information
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>>677297982
well maybe you shouldn't stalk and harass retard
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>>677298117
I know,Have you any useful info?
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im guessing they'll be here in about a week,should i just restore to factory settings

Pic the most attractive woman you've seen in painting

pic related
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A statue is fine too
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this is weird, but I like it. have this bump while I get some pics from my other computer.
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>>677299293
Which one?

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Daily TayTay Swizzle thread.

Song Of The Day: Come Back... Be Here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtbDB4jaChQ
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TAYTAY VULT
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Taytay was at Disneyland.
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>>677298206
I assume you saw the Disneyland pictures?

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OP EATS HIS BROTHER'S CUM

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quads
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I SUMMON YOU...QUADS!
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>>677298668
quads
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>>677298697
I need the quads

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Name my band, /b/
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Be-all-ze-butts
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Daft hunk
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One Erection

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I have a game for you /b/, when you post your picture the next 2 pictures (including yours) is what your orgy is going to be, have fun cucks
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hue boobs, dont know name tho
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Sophie Turner
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Any of you /b/ros have had a prostitute before? What was it like? How did you find them? Where can you find one that isn't an ugly street whore?
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Had an escort once which I suppose is the same thing.

It was pretty good. She was late 30's, massive tits and a really nice ass for a woman her age. She kissed all over my body, sucked my cock for a bit, rode me for a few minutes then I bent her over, pulled her hair back and slammed her until I came. Was only £50.

I found her online, if you're a britbong use adultwork.
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>>677291967
I went to a legal one in Nevada. Don't go to any of them there and expect them to act like they care. They will make you wear a condom even for a bj and are only concerned with making you cum as fast as possible. All they deal with is sad lonely men all day and they don't even indulge them. They wont act like they care.
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>>677292466

Guess that's the difference between a hooker and an escort then. When I went it felt really good and like the fact the gave me a bj without a condom made me feel special.
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No I've never paid for sex. Women pay me for sex. They have for years. Why would anyone pay for that shit? You retarded?

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Last number is how many times you gap today
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*fap
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>>677297305

Fap
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>>677297333

I can't do that! 29 to go :/
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Is this a get thread now?

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Dubs names it /b/
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Hitler* Rip
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femanon
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female hitler
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Cunt

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You laugh, you lose.

Filename edition
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>which way is the dancer spinning again?
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>>677297410
What the hell?

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