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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I was cyberstalking and sexually harrassing this girl on facebook,She reported me to the cops what's the how likely is it that they're going to show up at my door?This happened two days ago and when and if they do show up what kind of jail term or fine am i expected to get?It was sexual harrasment i was sending her cum tributes of herself and telling her about it..I wasn't using any proxy just false information
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>>677297982
well maybe you shouldn't stalk and harass retard
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>>677298117
I know,Have you any useful info?
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im guessing they'll be here in about a week,should i just restore to factory settings

Pic the most attractive woman you've seen in painting

pic related
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A statue is fine too
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this is weird, but I like it. have this bump while I get some pics from my other computer.
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>>677299293
Which one?

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Daily TayTay Swizzle thread.

Song Of The Day: Come Back... Be Here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtbDB4jaChQ
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TAYTAY VULT
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Taytay was at Disneyland.
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>>677298206
I assume you saw the Disneyland pictures?

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OP EATS HIS BROTHER'S CUM

Thread continued
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quads
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I SUMMON YOU...QUADS!
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>>677298668
quads
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>>677298697
I need the quads

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Name my band, /b/
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Male50cent
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Be-all-ze-butts
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Daft hunk
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One Erection

>>677286317
I have a game for you /b/, when you post your picture the next 2 pictures (including yours) is what your orgy is going to be, have fun cucks
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hue boobs, dont know name tho
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Sophie Turner
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Any of you /b/ros have had a prostitute before? What was it like? How did you find them? Where can you find one that isn't an ugly street whore?
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Had an escort once which I suppose is the same thing.

It was pretty good. She was late 30's, massive tits and a really nice ass for a woman her age. She kissed all over my body, sucked my cock for a bit, rode me for a few minutes then I bent her over, pulled her hair back and slammed her until I came. Was only £50.

I found her online, if you're a britbong use adultwork.
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>>677291967
I went to a legal one in Nevada. Don't go to any of them there and expect them to act like they care. They will make you wear a condom even for a bj and are only concerned with making you cum as fast as possible. All they deal with is sad lonely men all day and they don't even indulge them. They wont act like they care.
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>>677292466

Guess that's the difference between a hooker and an escort then. When I went it felt really good and like the fact the gave me a bj without a condom made me feel special.
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No I've never paid for sex. Women pay me for sex. They have for years. Why would anyone pay for that shit? You retarded?

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Last number is how many times you gap today
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*fap
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>>677297305

Fap
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>>677297333

I can't do that! 29 to go :/
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Is this a get thread now?

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Dubs names it /b/
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Hitler* Rip
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femanon
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female hitler
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Cunt

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You laugh, you lose.

Filename edition
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>>677297230
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>which way is the dancer spinning again?
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>>677297410
What the hell?

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One more Irish thread? Pic related
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>>677295992
please say you have more
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>>677296351
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>>677296555
?

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Would you /b/?
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>>677296331
Yes.
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you have to ask?
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>>677296331

you start a thread, you have to watch it and bump it if its necesary.

last post of me

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Did he do it, /b/?
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probably not

but that every search they did was as wonky as all fuck.

40 acres find the car in 20 minutes...fuck no
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>>677295408

Like a day before they go to trial, it happens?

Seems super shady
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Maybe, maybe not. Either way I don't believe he got a fair trial and even if he did kill her he at least deserves that. It's your constitutional right
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>>677295225
He was convicted by a jury of his peers.
He's going to stay in jail, because the only person who can pardon him, won't.

Seriously, get a life, 3567894 threads about shit you can't change, won't change it.

Sagegoesinallfields

3RFC Thread! Post a picture of your girl on
http://3rfc.com/create_private_post
and then post link here. Other anons comment on it.

I'll start
http://3rfc.com/17735
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http://3rfc.com/17737
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>>677296150
She's yummy. What's her name?
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https://3rfc.com/17707
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https://3rfc.com/17717

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Check these dubs
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Check out these singles
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>>677295733
Meh, they're ok
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>>677295777
>>677295733
This is now a get thread
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>>677295777
Nice trip
now check mine

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I went to Subway yesterday and got a 12" Italian B.M.T. on Italian bread, with provolone cheese, lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, black olive, banana pepper, mayonnaise, mustard, vinegar, oil, salt and pepper, a small bag of Doritos, three cookies, and a large Diet Dr. Pepper. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audio book when I glanced up and saw the Subway worker I ordered from was outside puffing on an e-cig.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the Subway restaurant, but that is another story.

I went to Subway for dinner last night and got two 12" Meatball Marinaras on Italian Herbs & Cheese bread, each with provolone cheese, parmesan cheese, a cup of the soup of the day, three cookies, and a large Diet Dr. Pepper. As I was paying the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you eat inside instead of in the parking lot'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?
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>>677297350
Obvious troll but..
>being this socially retarded
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>>677297350

This copy pasta is so fucking stale.

If you're going to shitpost at least try to be original.
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>>677297350
literally had to read the first line to realize you an obese virgin
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>>677297350
The fact that you wasted time to write all of this really, really, really good bait is commendable op, but you're still a faggot.

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Drawthread
impersonation edition
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If you're taking requests:

Draw an antelope head butting a jeep through a tree.

With you in it.
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>>677296237
fuck me banq!
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I am here too now, had a long, exhausting day. My legs hurt... Uuuuuuuhhhh
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>>677296023
requesting a a muslim eating a bar of soap, with a redish purple spoon in his hand

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Roll out for your new wife /b/
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>>677294312
Rrrrrrollin'
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Roll for waifu
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ok
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>>677294312
Roll roll roll

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my tiny dick and humiliation stories! pic related
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>>677288291
at least your balls are bigger than your dick
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>>677288291
freshman year of highschool we a required to participate in swim class spent the whole hour swimming get out of pool and my friend yanks my trunks down im freezing and my dick is like 2 inches cold and pretty much every girl in my class sees it from then on they called me skin jacket lil turtle neck a whole bunch of shit at the time i was super upset but now kinda turns me on....
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i saw a guy at school get knocked out in a fight and then the other kid pulled his pants down and i remembered thinking how shity that musty of been ti not only get knocked out but to have ur lil dick just uncovered for everyone to laugh at too
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>>677288641
What started you to become turned on like this?

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Deum0s
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Did someone call for the MAUDES?
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>>677294929
moar
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>>677296035
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Moar you fegit

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