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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Virgins of /b/:
Age:
Are you a kissless virgin?:
Does it bother you that you are still a virgin?:
Would you pay a hooker just to get it out of the way?:
>>767875812
15.
yes.
no.
no.
>>767875923
>15
bye friend
>>767875812
>18 (mods)
>Yes
>Sadface.jpg
>My morals are telling me no... BUT MY BODY... MY BODY IS TELLING ME YESSSSSS
>>767875812
19
Yes
Even the special education kids got dates in high school. They dates each other. But I still felt less derivable than people with surplus chromosomes. Kind of teams, never even had a gf.
No
cuckold thread. share stories/pics. includes swinging, hotwifeing, etc.
I have the urge to share my wife and see her take on 2 or more cocks and watch her lose herself in pleasure.
>>767878437
I really want to fuck a cuck's girl on their wedding day.
>>767878437
Who is this girl? Looks like Angela.
>>767879011
Thanks for this post. I googled the challenge and there's 270 of these "challenges"
Which slut gets your cum?
None I aint trying to catch a case lol
Far left
LA CRIATURA
>>767877483
What would you do if you were a giant spider?
Finger 8 women at a time then make them liquid and eat them alive
>>767880116
spider things i guess idk
have a giant web
>>767880116
Makes tons of web and sell for mad shekels
>>767880269
>make them liquid
>eat them alive
not sure you know what "alive" means
Hi germs, older visitor from back in the day, thought I’d just get some wisdom from a place with little to no idea what that word means, I’ve reach this point in my life where I feel just done, I was a social outcast for the entirety of my life because I have this extreme shyness and because I prioritized art over the norms of other people, I let my self turn into a happiness deprived loser who was craving it from the wrong person who I managed to fall head over heels for, and ended up getting hurt. I wasted the chance to make friends by devoting a lot of time online playing
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Nah, don't. We're reaching a point where artists are what we need, and we're gonna need all hands on deck.
Use whatever you have, make money with it, improve. Join an art guild if necessary. Scrape yourself up the ladder and make yourself something, it's not like you have anything better to do if the only other option you're considering is suicide. Only place to go from the bottom is up and all that shit.
Art forums here say my shit lacks any taste
>>767872254
Art is subjective. I fucking detest modern art, but it IS still art, and that's good. And if that's actually yours, and that's how you feel, I don't see a problem with it.
Do more of it. Get better at it. Succeed. Only person stopping you is you.
>>767871475
I think you should not kill yourself, if you are thinking of suicide then call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline, Call 18002738255
Don't become an hero
Just think of all the stuff you might miss if you end it now. Buncha super cool shit comin' up everywhere. You may even get to see world war 3, anon. Just think about it.
Do you have a micro penis anon? If so are you ashamed?
Im 6.5, 7 if i "bonepress", so I can't relate
>>767871129
>korea
How in the fuck
Nah I'm proud
>>767871129
thats not how
>>767871301
5.5 and proud
German average for me, I'm fine with second
Craiglist personals and backpage are dead. What other sites are basically the same thing?
If anyone knows of a good meet up site for Ohio kik me triggerhappy96 22 m looking for fun
>>767876692
have fun in dox city nerd
>>767876548
bump
Bumps
Doublelist
What does /b/ think about cops?
>>767878185
Some are good. Some are bad. Obey the law and you won't be killed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gaaYcoSUE
>>767878185
I think that they have a difficult job to do, but I also think that they're extended too many protections that create a severe lack of accountability when they fuck up or outright turn crooked.
>>767878245
This. FPBP
>I would say most do their job, which is to uphold the law. Some use excessive force and some are corrupt, but most are fine.
>>767878725
>Obey the law and you won't be killed
lol
Pics you SHOULDn't share: wife edition.
>>767882373
We're not married but I came from las thread
Is anon here to continue pic related dump?
>>767882979
>>767882979
Are you OP?
reaction image thread
>>767881383
>>767881411
>>767881433
Isn't this against the law? Because he played Bane.
Probably, you should notify law enforcement
>>767880644
Different universe .BUT He can do whatever the fuck he wants . He's venom and bane
>>767880644
Flame on, faggot
>>767880644
Fuck Bane and all this super hero gayness. You fags ever seen Bronson?
>>767881678
Is that the one where he's a twin?
Let’s play a game!
I will post picture of two celeb girl’s faces merge into one and you try to guess who are the two girls!
Let’s start easy.
>>767877753
Emma Watson and... Kristen Stewart?
>>767877826
Right on spot, this was an easy one
>>767877808
daisy and Emilia
I'm gonna fuck this chick tomorrow.
Be me. Go on tinder for 30 mins in a new town using boost. In some hick Alabama town and find a chick (overweight but horny) who wants to fuck in less than half an hour. She cant come over tonight but she is free after work tomorrow. We both send nudes and she claims she will come over tomorrow and let me cum inside her pussy.
Im gonna do it. I don't even care. I've been traveling for a while I need something soft and wet to explode in.
Pic related. Her huge tits.
Pussy
Mirror pic.i don't even care if she's big. I'm gonna unload in that fat pussy.
>>767881860
OK SO DO IT, NO ONE FUCKING CARES.
Example of the type of pussy I usually cum in, so it'll be a downgrade for me, but I'm still getting laid within 30 mins of trying, and you're still sitting there fapping anon. Why aren't you balls deep in some pussy rn, faggot?
>>767881985
Why aren't you getting laid, faggot?
back at it again. roll
>>767877461
fkn rll
roll
Roll
does anyone know the actual story behind this photo?
>>767877461
Rolling.
Femanon here that lurks around getting off to /b/ femboys humiliating themselves.
AMA
tits or gtfo
>Inb4 tits or gtfo
>>767880997
YOU LOOKIN AT EM BOI
Tits or gtfo
Any other response is carcinogenic
>>767881062
Bra doesn't = tits you dumb bitch
R8 me :)
>>767879538
8/10
>>767880514
2 screens are better than 1
>>767880974
i give up
What's the deal lately with people thinking the planet we live on is flat? If you are a believer explain me your idiotic theory. I'll read your ideas with a chuckle.
Explain why you think this matters.
>>767876361
Since when did stuff have to matter on /b/ gtfo you inbred
>>767876299
I am not personally a belieber, but from I can gather from their arguments is "you have never been to space, so how do you know it is round?" The flat Earth theory is mostly beliebed by people that are more sceptical and less trust worthy of government.
Honestly, if you think about it, YOU can not prove them right or wrong. You can only choose to trust a side. I know that I can't prove the Earth to be round (I'm to poor to buy a rocket) and most likely you can't either.
Its part of the hidden knowledge movement.
basically people in society that are usually unsuccessful or irrelevant can feel better by having knowledge the rest of us don't have. Flat earth is popular right now just like Moon Landing and 9/11 were in the years past.
Flat earth one may be here for a while because its a convincing one, you cant just rocket up there and check it out yourself. Also earth basically looks flat all day every day from being on the surface.
All these Flat Earth people, from what I can tell, reject a lot of stuff, are...
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>>767877847
Too bad that population control like that doesn't work anymore in the Internet age, huh chum?
C-Celeb Thread f-for h-helping the alpha l-lords o-of war, luckless i-in celeb l-love, smoke a-and smack those y-yellow livered betas down...
>>767882023
based stutterbrother
>no maisie edition
>Any anon here have pectus excavatum (pic related)?
What up b. Former pectus bro here. Got it fixed years ago with the nuss procedure. Not a model by any means but it looks better than it did when i had a hole in my chest the size of my fist. The only regret is not doing it sooner, would have saved me years of bullying and not taking my shirt off because i was embarassed.
Tl, dr: Pectus Excavatum thread
>>767878508
>Pectus Excavatum
is it true that people who have this are the descendants of aliens
>>767878636
No but they're school shooters.
is nowdays ur chest "normal" ?
>>767878636
I fucking wish dude, but ive never seen a ufo nor been anally probed by a grey
>>767878508
I have it, but mine is asymmetrical, so when I went to get it fixed, they had issues and couldn't make it look normal. I never really got bullied, people would try, but I was a tough kid
22 years old now and I still have it
How many of you cuckservatives are ready for your purging?
>>767880394
bring it
Everyone is liberal when they first come here. Then, as they lurk this place, they become addicted to the luls not realizing that with those luls come small does of Red Pills that undermine the socialist indoctrination of western public education.
As you continue to lurk this place you will come face to face with facts about liberalism that you can't deny and can't refute and eventually, we will cure you of your socialist indoctrination with the truth.
>>767880394
heh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkPIpb8wAXk
>>767880942
>shit tier b8
