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YLYLYLYLYLYL
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>>715166898
Fake and gay
>literally you
>>715167256
yep
ITT sharing stories of your endeavors to earn the flavorful tendies that we have earned
>be me
>Spend 3 MONTHS hording GBP
>Go ask mommy for my tendies for din-dins
"I'm tired Anon, and you had breakfast Tendies, now leave me alone with new daddy"
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>I shall have the Tendies, they are my sole purpose for living
>Grab my good boy peepee jar
>Empty it on...
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Trips decides what I get my Mom for Christmas
Only thing is it has to be on Amazon
My Mom likes dogs, horoscopes, and is a total MILF
>>715167642
Furry tail buttplug
>>715167642
kindle fire
anal beads ...but you say its a neckless
>>715167824
wow that took an unexpected turn
>>715167859
12 inches black dildo
Get thread
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>>715174888
WITNEEEESSSSSSSS
have you always been a failure or is this something new you're trying?
>>715174888
Based Bill
ayyy
hey /b/
Why do white men get upset when they see a white girl with a non white male?
that nigga short as fuck
>>715166644
Because we hate supporting single moms on welfare
>>715166644
nothing wrong with that, good luck to her with her "boi from da hood"
NO ONE RESPOND. IT WILL 404 QUICKER
>>715166644
cuz that snizz will never look appealing again, much like a hastily prepared arbys sandwich,
pic related
Draw Thread - A e s t h e t i c s
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
http://www.clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/
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Requesting Linda (Left) from Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker being shocked by touching a yellow ChuChu (right)
Requesting this cow sipping on a straw and a glass of milk.
Requesting catgirls and/or kitsunes. I need my fix.
>>715172625
toot
my piece of shit Trials in Tainted Space character
>>715172674
lol, thanks. I'm the hand faggot, willing to take a few more requests.
New fluffy thread
Nestle's story will continue
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>>715168103
Hello b this is my cumsock collection. The left is 1 year old and the right is 9 months.
AMA
Time stamp
How are you going to get the mustard stains out?
So when do you plan on killing yourself for being a filthy fucking degenerate?
GET THAT SHIT OFF YOUR FUCKING MOUSE PAD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
gonna have to see a timestamp here.
Discussing why people even bother getting into relationships anymore in 2016
Normal relationship
PLUS
-Emotional support
-Love feels like fucking drugs
-Regular pussy, at least the first years
-Deemed normal and established in society
CONS
-Have to spend a lot of time and money on her
-Must remain monogamous
-Can't expect the same from her
-She will always be comparing your relationship to those of her friends
-Shit tests increase over time
-Nagging, unnecessary drama, have to be an emotional tampon
-Always pushing for more
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>>715166625
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY
I have been practising black magic for 13 years. I have been very successful at spells and summoning. With that being said,
Lets play a game /b/:
EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.
BUT,
EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.
Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.
Good luck my /b/rethren
>>715173179
Whatever. Odds are I'll get singles anyway
I am the circle and the circle is me
>>715173179
Ok, I'm in.
I like to live dangerously.
>>715173523
nice way of calling yourself fat
had this lump in my ass for a month. what do?
>>715172345
Go to the doctor
>>715172345
Go to a fucking doctor, JESUS CHRIST you /b/ tards are idiots.
Ass cancer.
>>715172345
Looks your ass is aroused
thats an ass gland, you're part dog
What race of women are you most attracted to from most to least?
Be honest
(blonde) white
asian
(any other hair color) white
latina
black
Latina
White (any hair color besides blonde)
Asian
White (blonde)
Blackos
>>715169298
God Tier: Ebony
Latina
Asian
SHIT TIER: White
>>715169298
White
Nothing else should be considered human.
>>715170808
White girls are shit tier.
Alright guys haven't seen one of these in a while,
Celebrity legs and feet Thread!
State your request and post dem fine bitches!
the queens
>>715172644
ayy that was quick hows it going anon
Free minds
Free markets
Free people
>>715172509
Free Retardation
>>715172930
>thread
>>715172930
/thread
>>715172509
Without the rule of law, there is no society. Western countries have too much laws and regulations, sure, but some law is required. This is what you irrational, illogical, mentally inept anarchist fail to understand.
>>715172509
bump
>>715173118
anarchy doesn't mean no law it means no rulers.
WWYD thread.
>>715167190
>put her in a cab home
>hire a better looking prostitute
>>715167190
Pull down those tiny pants, and rip that top off. Then I'd stick that spray can up her moist pussy and pulverise it. Then I'll cum on her face as she cries.
What does /B think of female Carlos Mencia being cast as a remodel for children
>>715165451
i have no problems with thick chicks, but amy schumer is a vulgar hog that has no boundaries.
>>715165451
It pisses me off, but not enough to actually care about it. If you quit paying attention to that thing, it'll go away.
>>715165451
If hollywood jews wants to waste its money on their jewish daughter go ahead.
Everyone will forget the movie days after it's released.
>>715165451
this is what happens when feminism is out of control in your country
>>715166073
>feminism
>jews pushing all this shit
No
Ylyl - shit tier edition
>>715168484
>Be myselves
>black communist mongol burrnesha polygender genderqueer with a third gender attachment
>Be heading to myselves college safe-space as myselves have recently received my fourth triggering of the day
>two non-binary citizens of the planet Earth are coming myselves way
>Both wearing shirts
One says “I’m with her (arrow pointing left)” and the other saying “I’m with him (arrow pointing right)”
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