Loli thread
http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=72
anybody have any megumin? will save any and re-contribute them in other threads
>>715177734
where's that drawing from?
Most perverted thing you ever did thread.
Post stories about times you peeped, jerked off somewhere you shouldn't, craziest deprived sexual acts that you couldn't tell anyone you know about.
>>715170841
I had missionary sex for the sole purpous of procreation
>>715170841
>be me
>13
>just started jerking off a month ago
>had to go to grandparents
>my 18 aunt is thicc as fuk
>i jerk off while im sqezzing her ass and fingering her
>she was asleep the whole time and didnt notice
>made her orgasm in her sleep
>it was amazing
>>715171009
Animal!
I've always had a fascination with womens clothes & shoes.
>Be 15
>Stay the night at friends house
>I always wake up early
>middle of summer his parents are gone, he's still asleep
>go into his mom's room and immediately search for panties
>Find a few pairs of panties not really sexy but will do
>Get bra too
>alternate between jerking with panties/bra
>figure every room has a hiding spot where adults keep sexual items
>search room and find exactly such
>a shoebox with lube and a rabbit vibrator
>I go to find some of her heels
>use vibrator and cum on a pair of white and cork wedges
>Love vibrator
>take it home
>more fun was had with that vibrator but thats another story
Celeb thread cont.
Emma!
YLYLYLYLYLYL
>>715166898
Fake and gay
>literally you
>>715167256
yep
Trips decides what I get my Mom for Christmas
Only thing is it has to be on Amazon
My Mom likes dogs, horoscopes, and is a total MILF
>>715167642
Furry tail buttplug
>>715167642
kindle fire
anal beads ...but you say its a neckless
>>715167824
wow that took an unexpected turn
>>715167859
Get thread
>>715174888
WITNEEEESSSSSSSS
have you always been a failure or is this something new you're trying?
>>715174888
Based Bill
hey /b/
Why do white men get upset when they see a white girl with a non white male?
that nigga short as fuck
>>715166644
Because we hate supporting single moms on welfare
>>715166644
nothing wrong with that, good luck to her with her "boi from da hood"
NO ONE RESPOND. IT WILL 404 QUICKER
Draw Thread - A e s t h e t i c s
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
http://www.clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/ (MediaBang Paint, Freeware)
https://krita.org/ (Krita, Freeware)
http://firealpaca.com/en (Firealpaca, Freeware)
RESOURCES:
http://drawabox.com/ (Learn to Draw)
http://alexhays.com/loomis/ (Loomis)
If you don't know where to start, start with 'Fun With A Pencil'. Loomis is a meme for a reason.
FIGURES and REFERENCES:
http://www.quickposes.com/pages/random
http://www.artmodeltips.com/poses/
http://www.eggazyoutatsu.net/eng/atarichanDrawer.html
http://www.posemaniacs.com/
http://artprompts.org/ (Art Prompts)
TABLET:
https://www.reddit.com/r/stylus/wiki/index (List of Tablets)
Intuos Draw/Art (formerly Bamboo) is fairly cheap and solid ($64/$79 USD Amazon)
Ask a Drawfriend
Previous Thread:
>>715160097
Requesting Linda (Left) from Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker being shocked by touching a yellow ChuChu (right)
Requesting this cow sipping on a straw and a glass of milk.
Requesting catgirls and/or kitsunes. I need my fix.
>>715172625
toot
my piece of shit Trials in Tainted Space character
New fluffy thread
Nestle's story will continue
Hello b this is my cumsock collection. The left is 1 year old and the right is 9 months.
AMA
Time stamp
How are you going to get the mustard stains out?
So when do you plan on killing yourself for being a filthy fucking degenerate?
GET THAT SHIT OFF YOUR FUCKING MOUSE PAD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Discussing why people even bother getting into relationships anymore in 2016
Normal relationship
PLUS
-Emotional support
-Love feels like fucking drugs
-Regular pussy, at least the first years
-Deemed normal and established in society
CONS
-Have to spend a lot of time and money on her
-Must remain monogamous
-Can't expect the same from her
-She will always be comparing your relationship to those of her friends
-Shit tests increase over time
-Nagging, unnecessary drama, have to be an emotional tampon
-Always pushing for more (living together, kids, "what are we", etc)
Casual friends with benefits
PLUS
-Pussy pretty much on demand
-Can fuck multiple women (in fact most women like a man who gets laid)
-You can easily replace girls in the rotation, thus no drama
-Don't need to have daily contact
-Enjoy each other without politics or further obligations and expectations
-You can make fun of friends who get sucked into their gf's drama world
-Total freedom, no one to have to take into account
CONS
-Sometimes have to dump girls because they get feelings
-Can make you feel empty inside
-STD's
tl;dr: With the price of pussy being at an all time low, it's madness to get into a serious relationship and indulge yourself in the mad and drama filled world of women. Keep relationships on your own terms and voila, best of both worlds.
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY
I have been practising black magic for 13 years. I have been very successful at spells and summoning. With that being said,
Lets play a game /b/:
EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.
BUT,
EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.
Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.
Good luck my /b/rethren
Whatever. Odds are I'll get singles anyway
I am the circle and the circle is me
>>715173179
Ok, I'm in.
I like to live dangerously.
had this lump in my ass for a month. what do?
>>715172345
Go to the doctor
>>715172345
Go to a fucking doctor, JESUS CHRIST you /b/ tards are idiots.
Ass cancer.
>>715172345
Looks your ass is aroused
What race of women are you most attracted to from most to least?
Be honest
(blonde) white
asian
(any other hair color) white
latina
black
Latina
White (any hair color besides blonde)
Asian
White (blonde)
Blackos
>>715169298
God Tier: Ebony
Latina
Asian
SHIT TIER: White
>>715169298
White
Nothing else should be considered human.
Alright guys haven't seen one of these in a while,
Celebrity legs and feet Thread!
State your request and post dem fine bitches!
the queens
>>715172644
ayy that was quick hows it going anon
Free minds
Free markets
Free people
>>715172509
Free Retardation
>>715172930
>thread
>>715172930
/thread
>>715172509
Without the rule of law, there is no society. Western countries have too much laws and regulations, sure, but some law is required. This is what you irrational, illogical, mentally inept anarchist fail to understand.
>>715172509
bump
WWYD thread.
>>715167190
>put her in a cab home
>hire a better looking prostitute
>>715167190
Pull down those tiny pants, and rip that top off. Then I'd stick that spray can up her moist pussy and pulverise it. Then I'll cum on her face as she cries.
What does /B think of female Carlos Mencia being cast as a remodel for children
>>715165451
i have no problems with thick chicks, but amy schumer is a vulgar hog that has no boundaries.
>>715165451
It pisses me off, but not enough to actually care about it. If you quit paying attention to that thing, it'll go away.
>>715165451
If hollywood jews wants to waste its money on their jewish daughter go ahead.
Everyone will forget the movie days after it's released.
>>715165451
this is what happens when feminism is out of control in your country
Ylyl - shit tier edition
>Be myselves
>black communist mongol burrnesha polygender genderqueer with a third gender attachment
>Be heading to myselves college safe-space as myselves have recently received my fourth triggering of the day
>two non-binary citizens of the planet Earth are coming myselves way
>Both wearing shirts
One says “I’m with her (arrow pointing left)” and the other saying “I’m with him (arrow pointing right)”
Disgusted.jpg
>Reach the door of the designated safe-space
>myselves reach the door first and since there is a man heading in, myselves must assert that myselves cannot be dominated by his white-male privilege
>as he passes, he speaks
“Thank you m’am”
>What the FUCK
>Call him a transphobic pig for assuming myselves identity
“I.. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to offend you, what is your gender?”
>TRIGGERED
>Call this piece of shit scum out for even daring to be transphobic enough to ask myselves identity
“My bad, I’m so sorry for offending you, can I make it up to you?”
>you
>YOU
YOU!?
>This stupid motherfucker just assumed myselves pronouns 3 fucking times WHAT THE FUCK
>Leave the so-called “safe-space” and go to myselves gender studies Proffessor
>cry and tell them everything that myselves has faces today
“I don’t know how yourselves survived such an ideal, Anon, what a misogynistic racist, xenophobic, transphobic, homophobic bigoted piece of SHIT!”
> cry together
>Mfw myselves gender studies professor told the principal
>Mfw the misogynist was expelled from the college
>Mfw 3 more safe-spaces are created on campus
>Mfw all white males are excluded from the now perfect safe-spaces
>Mfw the oppressed few have finally reached the beginning of equality
Check myselves privilege
>Still not privileged
Waifu claiming thread - last before bed edition
Previous: corrupted file
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>I can't think of something interesting
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
カラミチーマス
Yui claimed
