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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.
>>684979863
When will you kill yourself?
>>684979863
What do you do for a living?
are you going to post pics of yourself?
>>684980550
Soon. Very soon.
>>684980584
Unemployed from the end of the month. Currently looking for a job.
>>684979863
Why do you think it's a big deal ?
Let's roll /b/
k.
roll me
Rolin
Roll dude
Already hard, let's do this!
Why can't white people dance?
>>684984446
This nigger dance in the jail
The whites have no soul
>>684984541
>jailhouse rock
>>684984446
They don't need to do a dance to attract a mate.
H/fur and femboy fur thread
>>684983056
fucking degenerate
>>684985076
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>>684985316
kind of
Creepshot thread
ayy
labia
>>684980214
looks nice. i'd rape that
moar plz
Dubs decides
im ur slave nigga
ur dealer
the nigga from last saturday
>>684984111
Fucking sandniggers, oh and nice trips
>>684984111
Oh shit i got trips
Deutsch Thread
wie gehts
was steht an
wieso IST HIER KEINER
>>684981515
Bump meine gute Deutsche freund. Holländer hier, brauche deine hilfe
>>684981914
Was los anon
Kann nicht klagen.
Rumhängen.
Bin doch hier.
>>684981914
Also, ein kumpel von arbeit wollt seine führerschein machen aber hatt noch nicht viel gefahren. Wir gehen nächsten monat nach Brasilien und mieten eine auto. Ich wollte im fahren lassen damit er vlt nut noch 20 stunden braucht anstatt 40 oder so aber meine frage ist; bei uns, vor eine (intersection) zum beispiel muss mann innen spiegel, vorne, aussen spiegel ind dann schulter gucken, wie ist das bij euch genau?
>>684982584
Ich wohne 1200m von Deutsche grenze ohne scheiss
/b/ long story short i ended up in a metal chastity device and now end up regretting it but she refuses to let me out. the padlock is by sodial but i'm not sure what metal it's made out of. i've tried cutting it with cutting pliers but it didn't work. help me get out /b/
picture and timestamp please.
>>684979663
Kill thineself. If it was really against your will the local P.D. or hospital would immediately remedy your situation. Kill thineself.
>>684979663
>>684979759
this or stop wasting our time
>>684979663
Thats kinda hot
Roll with it op
You will cum a river later on when she takes it off
LF Public Exposure either intentional or not
Can you bring a camera to a nude beach?
C'mon /B OP can't deliver all day
Lurking.... Dis gon b gud
ITT: Why marriage is an absolute load of shit
Avoid it brothers
>>684975413
Dumping for you anon.
>>684975413
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>>684975755
Predicting singles.
>>684975413
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>>684975809
Three little frogging livin' in a drain. Trips decide what I do to each of them
>>684984192
shove them all up your ass /w timestamp faggot
make them your pet
>>684984192
release them into the wild
put them on a unicycle
>>684984192
buy $200 worthy of pet supplies and treat them like kings
Hey /b/ is this true?
>>684979011
Vegetarian here. I don't push and shove how I feel about it, but yea I think its weird.
Consuming food exactly as your body is designed for is weird? I think not.
>>684979011
Ask animals.
Lynx seems to say "no".
>>684979549
Congratulations, you are not a faggot.
OP, however, is.
>>684979011
I don't try to convince other people to go vegan, I like being healthier than them.
>>684984082
Let's see it
>>684984082
sure
Post a photo you've posted on /b/. Anons comment if they've fapped or saved. v6.1
>>684984659
Let's see that skirt up, panties down
>>684984840
Would it be possible to see those tits sans top?
See this in Hollywood today.
how the fuck is everyone rich but I'm poor?
How do I make money? I've tried and tried. I have a stupid college degree and I've gotten nowhere in life I'm tired of being a poor Fag!
I'm sure I'll get smart comments but any helpful advice is really appreciated. Thank you
>>684976877
I married a girl in med school.
Her parents are wealthyish, her moms a radiologist, her dads an automotive engineer.
We're currently in the last year of clinical rotations, then she starts residency.
Gotta find something early on, and build on it mang.
>>684976877
> sell drugs
> take advantage of your coworkers and bosses
> get into politics
> any other illegal activity
No man is Equal, to me financial freedom is a whisper of mystery hence I live in only a single motto: "Irregardless of how poverty, Prosperity our life is, Filial Piety and wisdom is all I ask to fulfill"
>>684976877
Stock market. CANSLIM methodology. You're welcome.
>>684976877
You gotta make dat money homie
stop letting the white man keep you down
you gots ta get paid yo
get yoself some hos yo
then put them bitches to werk makin that money yo
if the bitch come back widout dat cash, bitch bout ta get slapped
put dem bitches on da corner so dem marks can get turned
bitch betta have my money
feels thread I'll go first
no girlfriend, don't feel loved, want to hug someone else instead of my pillow at night and kissing my phone of an anime girl
>>684973389
Trust me anon you are not missing out a lot. A relationship can be just as bad as being single.
>>684973640
I guess i will just go back to watching boku no pico I will still be here talking though
I've met a girl who makes me happy. She's a paranoid schizophrenic that deals with depressive anxiety. I bet most of you guys can relate to the type. I myself have low self esteem and end up doubting and overthinking anything I do that isn't perfect. I'm a good looking guy, funny, smart, and don't got any evil habits. But you know when one thing doesn't go well in a relationship I end up sabotaging it and destroying it. It's been rough with her the last few days because she surprised me at my place while I was sleeping and I ended up trying...
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Op here my sister tried to get me a fuck buddy I'm not to bad looking 7/10 at best 5/10 at worst not fat. ok my sister tries to get me a fuckbuddy she tells one of her friends her friend laughs about it this really hurt me cause i guess my feelings are just a joke oh well
>>684974501
You just need some confidence, like I used tinder for a year and a half to build it. That paranoid schitso girl that I mentioned is actually the first girl I've gone out with not off tinder since sophomore year.
God tier metal albums
>>684976044
Slayer - God Hates Us All
>>684976420
I agree anon, me and my old band covered the album, fun as fuck to vocal
Annotations of an Autopsy
>>684976044
Weed thread?
>>684977510
Dude, I'm so high right now.
>>684978081
Dude me too.
>>684977510
Anyone here smoke tobacco with it?
>>684978174
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
>>684978203
Yeah man, it's the only way I know. Britbong here. These days though I usually just vape mine and/or eat it. I only smoke on the odd special occasion.
I've hit rock bottom.
I lost my kid.
Im about to lose my career.
The feminists in my town are trying to kill me for slut shaming my cheating ex wife.
I'm currently living every man's worst nightmare and I'm still not ballsy enough to kill myself, so /b/, convince me to do everyone a favor and kill myself.
Give me both reasons and methods on how to do so.
>>684981471
Fuck that slut,,
Leave the country try asap and get a job offshore
>>684981471
murder is the only answer
REEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>684981471
tell her to fuck off, ignore her, and be a man
fucking beta pussy couldn't even keep your wife from cheating on you
>>684981630
Hate to say it but she might deserve this.
You've been kidnapped by ISIS.
The main character of the last TV show, movie, Youtube video and video game are the team assembled and assigned to rescue you.
How fucked are you?
>>684979476
Tv show- sterling archer
Movie- captian america
Youtube video- neebs
Videogame- doom guy
I dont remember the last youtube video I watched. So its:
Tony Soprano, Ender Wiggins, Leon Kennedy
Pretty good squad actually.
>>684979476
Gibbs from NCIS, not too bad i think
Captain Miller from saving pricate Ryan, also not too bad
some faggot letsplayer, i guess im fucked
William Carter from XCOM, could work maybe
>>684979476
Sheldon, jason bourne, gradeAunderA and kerrigan. Im fine as fuck
>>684979476
TV Show - Naruto (the latest episode, so he's fuckin jacked)
Movie - Constantine
Youtube Video - Cr1tikal
Video Game - Zagara (hots)
I'm feeling pretty good, pussy fart. Naruto could probably do the whole thing himself.
