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Straight Shota/moms thread?
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>>702537626
Thanks anon.
Prove you're an oldfag
Gmask
>>702537021
That was '08 try again
That one time 4chan died for a bit b/c of TheRowan, I think it happened n '05????
Bu
>>702536445
Only the oldest of fags will remember this, so probably nobody currently browsing besides me.
It's been 77-83 degrees in my apartment every day for the entire summer. even during the night, regardless if i open or close windows, or use my portable AC
the only break i get is when it rains, but the humidity before the rain is fucking retarded.
Showering helps sometimes but usually just makes my skin wet and cold for a few minutes more than anything then its back to sweat city.
also yes i'm a fatty, but well under 300 pounds. being fat in the summer blows horse cock, imagine it like you have to wear track suit everywhere you go and you can't take off.
can't wait for fall when everything cools off.
>>702534367
eat less
stop drinking soda
stop being a bitch
>>702534963
I think he could just stop being a bitch. I'm over 300 lbs and I'm on my feet all day, I walk to work(about 17 miles a week), and it has been over 100 degrees all summer.
>>702534367
I'm sick of the heat. Thank God it's cooled off a bit. Supposed to be below 80 today but it'll creep up to about 90 by Wednesday. AC has been out all summer. Not fun.
I keep a spray bottle of water in the fridge and spray myself. And I drink ice water in glasses full of ice cubes which works to make you feel cooler for a while.
Fucking sick of the heat.
Hey guys its me again.
I'm about to have sex for the first time with a virgin girl. And I'm scared out of my mind right now about what to expect and if I'll get caught.
I herd that popping a cherry makes a loud noise, kinda like a shotgun going off to warn family members of the sexual act being committed on their daughter.
I'm afraid of her family hearing it and come breaking thru the door to kick my ***.
Is there a way I can suppress this cherry pop? Would a condom help? Can I put a pillow between my dick and her pussy to
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>>702534504
The fuck even is this b8? Either underage B& or heavily autistic.
>>702534504
>I herd that popping a cherry makes a loud noise, kinda like a shotgun going off to warn family members of the sexual act being committed on their daughter
I can;t even fucking breathe OP
>>702534686
Don't see how my artistic talent has anything to do with this
>>702534504
what cherry
>>702534504
OP here.
Do I need to tape the bedroom windows so that they don't shatter?
I've seen people put tape on their windows before and was wondering if that had something to do with it.
what does dinosaur meat taste like?
>>702537679
chicken
>>702537679
Tastes like chicken.
t. Rex
Chicken
>>702537679
Alligator.
>>702537827
probably since dinosaurs are closely related to birds.
Tell me a story /b/.....
>be me
>Youngling
>Anakin kills me
>die
>THE END
Before you were born, a black man cucked me and came in your mother
>>702536154
>>702536093
>>702536423
>reads Fall of Reach to you
>>702536423
The Imperial Forces -- under orders from cruel BOB SAGGET -- hold JOHN LEMONS hostage, in their efforts to quell the rebellion against the Galactic Empire. PUKE FLY and EMAN NOLO, captain of the RED BIRD, work together with the companionable droid duo DROID BLOKE and TALL GUY to rescue the beautiful princess, help the Rebel Alliance, and restore freedom and justice to the Galaxy.
Gonna cock some girls for a bit
Can you do my girl op
>>702535907
have at it OP
get this slut op
cock this?
1. Post actual good memes from the golden times.
2. Ignore shitposters.
>>702536895
Sup bitches it's Chad Warden Here
/b/ what is this? I'm in Jersey. Never seen such a thing.
thats a bug fam
Don't touch it, the horns will sting you.
it looks like some sort of spider dog
>>702535591
its a caterpillar. Probably a monarch
sink posting
>>702535567
Hot, I like the big bowls.
Anyone seen the new Hypodermic model? Heard she's fucking hot as hell.
>>702535567
i fucking love small and petite sinks
>>702535567
moderators please assist, please help moderators
anon's opinion on a sink like this?wheels may help for added mobility
Sinks are love
Sinks are life
Jennette McCurdy (iCarly)
>>702535655
Wow, what is her name? Any more pics?
>>702535764
yes. I don't have any others though.
>>702535764
Jennette McCurdy dumbass
>>702535764
>Jennette McCurdy (her name) is literally the fucking OP
>what is her name?
My sides...
>>702535897
errr is that thors hammer....??
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
>>702535020
For fucking real
cute as a YTer....then matured a bit...now she is smoking hot
fucking gets better every day
>>702535020
I am your little sister and I will not fucking tolerate your insolent tounge is not an easy way to the game with the faggot. No, too bad. You cannot have Halloween party at my school work to be the nigger. The fact I don't have a great costume? Well fuck you.
>>702535020
My cousin met her at a party in Burbank last year. They ended up fucking. He said it was totally sub-par. She got shit all over his dick, and violently queefed at the end.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Boxxy
ALRIGHT ALL YOU GODAMN FUCKING IDIOTS ITS TIME FOR THE...FUCK I LOST COUNT MYSTERY BOX!!!
FIRST CLOOOO SOMETHING BLACK
niggers
Deez nuts
>>702537535
>black
It's weed.
my soul
>>702537535
your dads dick
Canada thread
Get in here Canadafags
>>702535705
HALIFAG REPORTING IN><
THEODORE FUCCCCCKING TUGBOAAAT
whistler love
he said get in here Canadians, Chinese gtfo
204 reporting in
I fucking love skittles
Every time I want some I buy one of those $7 bags from the supermarket and they're gone in a week.
And every time, I save all the green ones to eat last. I eat all the other colors but green, then eat the green ones slowly.
Am I autistic /b/?
Timestamp pls.
Yes
>>702536928
>Am I autistic /b/?
If you are, it isn't because of this. Green sucks since they switched it from lime to apple.
I read this as "I love fucking skittles"
>>702537237
They did what?
Fuck it, not buying skittles again.
Let's get a good YLYL going.
>>702536198
Why even try anymore? In 5 seconds it will be filled with banana shitposters and fags that think they're ironic posting facebook humor
>>702536198
Sure
>>702536198
To all straight anons, if you were offered $20,000 for 30 minutes of sex with a gay man would you do it?
>Anal and blowjobs, both giving and recieveing
>Kissing
>Good looking gay guy
>STD free as well
>Total secret
>>702537009
>straight anons
Where do you think you are?
>>702537009
I would fuck him harder than my body pillow for 20 grand are you kidding?
>>702537182
>>702537009
Yes if kissing can be done away with
>>702537279
Name a better Drummer
pro tip: you can't
>>702535692
Rick Allen
>>702535692
>thinks drummers are important
literally you is stupid
Terry Bozzio
>>702535692
Carl Palmer
>>702536040
why wouldn't they be?
I'm close to Tijuana, how do I find hookers without crossing the border?
Nigga you have to pass if you want hookers
>>702534640
Chop your dick off and throw it over the border. They'll come running.
Hookers are all over the place, man. You don't need to fuck some dirty beaner whore. There's some fine, white ass in San Diego...
There's a bunch in santee (east county) at night. Kind of by that road that goes to barona
>>702534640
use paratroopers to go over the border for you and kidnap them
pls help me /b/
what drugs are good for quickly losing weight but that doesn't affect my officine-work performance?
pic unrelated
>>702533463
cigarettes
Bleach.
Now go to the gym faggot.
Adderal
>>702533463
Marijuana, and binge eating celery when you get the munchies
Meth of course. Really cool drug try it
