Waifu claiming thread.
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>>692827077
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>692839581
Shrio, I dont think you understand that insults like that turn me on.
Does it bother you that I'm a sick fuck?
Does it make you want to just, hit me a couple times?
>>692839747
Well I work from my computer and my room almost all of the time.
So I'll still be able to post or atleast lurk.
Fuck your ethnicity
konota has a mini dick lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3KE-_wkiCc
Lia thread?
>>692830849
did she do porn yet?
>>692831309
/thread
porn webm bread
>>692828158
I just need to know how something like this is possible.
frist word come to mene
>>692838341
>fuck my mouth pussy sempai
>>692838341
real pic?
>>692838341
What is her name?
>>692838341
is that shopped?
New feels thread. Tell me about your day, anon
>>692837215
I thought about her
She didn't think about me
I just want to sleep.
Put new wood grips on pistol. Had early cookout with family.
>>692837215
>i'm 35 years old and work in fast food
>the 20 year old girl that i really really like there is fawning over a 17 year old that also works there
>literally making minimum wage, living with my parents at middle-age, and getting cucked by a minor
>25
Am I too old to be fucking high school seniors?
>>692829404
ITT: Questions OP will never, ever have to worry about.
>>692829404
I would say hang it up when 26 rolls around. Fuckin 17-18 year old high school senior isn't so weird. You're just before it getting to creepy weird stage
Nah, it's fine till you're in your mid 50s
Dubs decide
>>692838649
Which simson would you fuck, why, and how would you fuck them.
>>692839239
Reroll
>>692839239
Kick your thead off with this
Remind her Sanji and Nami will be canon soon.
Hey, could someone give me CS:GO please?
i'm a student and cant afford it right now
http://steamcommunity.com/id/pingui011
Also general begging thread.
You should worry more about your studies than playing a dumb video game.
You have it ._.
H] Don't Starve Together
[W] Crusader Kings II
[W] GTA V (If you're feeling really generous)
http://steamcommunity.com/id/vachinazz/
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Will draw a really shitty Microsoft Paint pic for games
>>692835000
i dont have it. A friend of mine had me as family and i could try it, but just with bots and i want it for myself....
Any updates? Last thread 404'd when word of fresh Becky pix came up.
Bump
bump!
only new thing so far
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>>692838627
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would you fuck her mouth?
>>692832706
Give it a goddamned rest for a day or two, kid.
Ask a professional hacker anything
how do you start to learn how to hack?
>>692832406
What colors you're hat m8
>>692833045
On the deep web
>>692833498
Isn't downloading Tor kinda risky now though?
I've had enough of your racism anon, this ends now
>>692838455
Nigger monkey bitch nigger beaner monkey bitch nigger monkey
>>692838455
Shut your whore mouth you Kike. For fucks sake, it's not like a dropped a dime. But if I did you would have to fight the Spic, Nigger, Beaner, and towel head for it.
>>692838455
Shut your whore mouth Nigger
>>692838455
Shut your whore mouth Chink.
Hello /b/.
I am here to ask you a simple question.
Do you pee sitting down, or standing up?
PD: Obviously sitting down is the superior way, if you ask me.
>>692826163
at home I sit because its comfy, everywhere else I stand
this is the best way to do it, if anyone does it different they idiots
stand.
the only time I sit while pissing is when im taking a shit
>>692826341
OP here, exactly.
If it's not my house, I might consider it.
>>692826651
OP here, but what if you want to take a shit while peeing?
5 years later and I'm still in the friend zone. God damn man.
>>692837434
Never end with a compliment, you can feel that she's tense, break it with a joke, preferably one that takes away from the power of the compliment.
Something like "Yeah and I don't even mean special in the extra chromosome kind this time ;)" would have kept the convo going.
Send her this
>>692838013
i sayd i dont have mutch chromosones, good night like on morning in my body and she reply: sad
/what do
>>692837434
if you'd post your face we'd all know why
Kik thread
muffin_fox2 shes got a nice fat white ass and she basically does anything after you send her a dick pic
Bamp
Jjhillboo trades gf nudes.
Post results
Hey /b/, I have $4.00 on my steam account that I don't plan on spending.
The first person to roll dubs and post a decent picture of Ashley gets gifted whatever game they want on the last day of the Steam sale, make sure to post your Steam ID as well.
>>692838382
When you say "whatever game they want" I'm assuming you mean "below 4$", correct?
>>692838843
Ye.
>>692838911
I figured. Dang.
Oh well, have this anyway.
Rolling for Age of Empires HD Edition
http://steamcommunity.com/id/
PopGoesTheBubble
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What's this, a /b/catalog woefully underpopulated by Fluffy-Ponies? This briefcase full of Fluffy-Ponies 'ought to put a stop to that!
>Post your Sadbox, Abusebox, or Hugbox
>Post your stories
OP at cousins house here. Sorry I let the thread 404 I'm fucking around with her laptop trying to get it to boot from usb. Just want to get all her pictures then I'll start taking requests.
>>692836927
OP, she using win7 or older? What OS?
I take it its passworded?
Pic of cousin, for those who weren't here I'm in her apt alone for the next 6 hours
To any veterans, police officers, firefighters, paramedics and et al.
Is there anything you've seen, in your line of work, that has stood out so far?
What do you mean by stood out OP?
>>692836905
Like, weird, funny... Maybe a funny story from training or something cool you saw.
Someone important you met in your line of work? Stuff like that, if it's good to ask.
>>692837383
Fair enough.
>be me, 2 years ago
>get deployed to niggercountry
>really boring and no action for weeks
>start to think that deployment really isn't that bad
>one day niggers go restless, shooting other niggers
>we're ordered to come in, me and a few friends are clearing out a building
>just ordinary stuff, securing civilians and shit
>I burst into a room, some nigger with a gun is jerking off to an American porn magazine
>put a bullet through his skull before he got to nut
>I'm an asshole
>>692836226
>Operation Phantom Fury
>More than 30 people iv`e known friends and kinda close have died
>Got Shot on the Foot almost lost it
>Still sometimes wake up with hearing my name and screaming of women and children
>Alcohol Helps somehow not like it used to
