I woke up this morning to find my mom got drunk and texted me some pics and she told me to come over. I live in a dorm about 30 mins away btw
>>714297012
the wut now
>>714297049
Gonna share the pics with my /b/ros
>>714297084
Continue
And....... lets see em!
>my face when americans call chips "french fries"
>my face when americans call crisps "chips"
>my face when americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
>my face when americans call motorized rollinghams "cars"
>my face when americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"
>my face when americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC"
>my face when americans call meat water "gravy"
>my face when americans call electro-rope "power cables"
>my face when americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "burger"
>my face when americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens"
>my face when americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs"
>my face when americans call breaddystack a "sandwich"
>my face when americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"
>my face when americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"
>my face when americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
>my face when americans call forcey fun time "rape"
>my face when americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater"
>my face when americans call a rickedy-pop a "gear shift"
>my face when americans call a choco chip bucky wicky as a "cookie"
>my face when americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex"
>my face when americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver"
>my face when americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun"
>my face when americans call ceiling-bright a "Lightbulb"
>my face when americans call blimpy bounce bounce a "ball"
>my face when americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake"
>my face when americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads"
>>714297344
cool repost, niggertits
>>714297344
Unoriginal post
1/10
I want to kill myself but I also don't want to hurt the small hand full of people who would care if I was gone. Life has been nothing but melancholy, a perpetual feeling of emptiness, and the briefest moments of happiness. Everybody around me is so fucking stupid and in constant denial about being a slave it hurts me.
Do you have any hobbies or special interests? Anything you feel passionate about? Also, how old are you?
>>714297350
They will get over it. They will find someone better to take their minds off you. Just give up.
>>714297685
You're right, time to go fap.
>>714296094
More of that!
>>714296113
Balls to the wall
Dose Trump have the power to get rid of trade with are biggest trade partners?Or at least china
That's the main thing that is keeping me from me accepting trump,im worried he will lead us into another Depression Can you Trump supporters make me less worried about this (This is why Government should never interfere with the economy )
>>714296463
He's a business man. He knows what's good for business and he set up a group of CEOs to give him advice on what works well for them. He can't stop trading with China. We owe them too much money and I guarantee you that he's smart enough to realize that war with China would be bad. He has already demonstrated that he is willing to make deals. He's not going to risk the whole fucking country on an idle intuition. If you think he will, you have believed the lies. People have been talking about how hardcore and bloodthirsty he is all through the election and now that he's actually being a diplomat they're all so certain he lied to his supporters. No, we saw he was going to use everything at his disposal to do what's best for the country. He's not an idiot. He'll get the job done. Don't worry, OP.
>>714296758
cucked.
>>714296843
>liberal
>calling other people cucked
Lel. Nice try. Go back to binge-watching John Oliver.
>>714296843
Now how does that make sense? Don't you have some bikers to give rimjobs somewhere?
I am a mod. Ask me anything...
Global Rule 12. Impersonating a 4chan administrator, moderator, or janitor is strictly forbidden.
R u Mot?
how can you proof that you are a mod and not an austistic faggot trying to wank on a wannabe thread?
for example, can you ban the poster after me?
when didya become mod, and how? how long have you been on 4chan? Do you like sugar in your tea/coffee? if you dont drink either, what temperature is it outside?
Wallpaper thread! Dump yours il dump what i have.
Reaction pic thread
Big tits gif thread
CREEP
Milf edition
THEM SEXY NOODLES!
THE LIGHT SEASONING!
THE CURVES!
If you don't find these noodles sexy then you must be a faggot
I prefer noodles with veggies in them. It's 10x hotter. Plain noodles are for neanderthals
>ITT: we describe something mundane as if it's dystopic
Humans do so little physical exercise they had to build special buildings for them to work their muscles to keep them from atrophy
>>714294333
>ps inb4 trump
bump
this might be interesting
>not going to the gym leads to atrophy
theres a difference between describing something as if it were dystopic and just completely making shit up.
I get the example but i dont get the threads idea. Monitoring this thread anyways.
Danske nudes
Har en del :P
rate?
10/10 spammer
I think my favorite pose of her is when she makes the face everyone did in 1850 so as to not fuck up the picture.
Tell her to emote next time, or get the camera out of her fucking face, because she's clearly not having fun being photographed.
Gf r8 thread
She deserves better than you
>>714294694
damn son
>>714294694
She would disagree but she's kinda tied up at the moment
I'm a cat.
Prove me wrong, faggots.
Protip: you can't.
Also, just clicked "I'm not a robot" and it greenchecked therefore I am a cat.
lol noob fuck off
i f i see u in real life i will ckick yuoui up niggaa!11
dont mess with me
xD
Hello cat
Why are you saying that the burden of proof lies with us?
It is not our place to prove what you are/aren't. You say you're a cat so you have to back up your statement
>>714294845
Cats can't type.
Also pic related
ylyl thread
Don't read, it's a trap
>>714295319
Fuck you
Good morning! :)
Who wants some Disney incest?
Is this ok
Me want some
Don't want incest, just give me Disney hentai
Ex girlfriend thread/ Snapchat girls
Lots of my crazy ex from her photo shoots
New thread already started
>>714295983
Gentleman Boners FB/IG edition. Post your classy girls
Anyone want some nice ig/fb chicks?
