Alright you horny fucks listen up.
I'm fucked up, horny, and feeling generous. I haven't been here in years and wanted to see where this shit hole spiraled to. Haven't even scrolled yet. So here's what's gonna happen:
7's roll any request you want.
Only rules:
Nothing involvIng my ass or any weird shit.
HOWEVER, stay with me here bros, she's a little more open...
Ask us questions and shit too I guess, won't answer anything too identifying though.
slap face with dick and take a pic
Get naked, sharpie in pooper.
Let's see them panties
make spaghetti and eat it
Post fags who have no hope on Tinder or anywhere else, /b/ fags.
>>672307815
the fuck are you talking about? most people here would tap that
>>672308957
>>672309009
why these people lie about their age?
ITT: Tell me why I shouldn't be voting with this man.
>>672306408
dont do it if youre mexishit
>>672306408
Because you are honestly retarded and lying to yourself as well as everyone else if you truly believe that man gives a shit about anyone but himself.
>>672306408
Literally voting for Hitler.
Wallpaper thread? Wallpaper thread.
For Glory!
>>672310193
rolling
>>672310193
rawlin
Well. I guess roll 2
Decriminalize boypussy
>>672288846
holyfuckingshitwhat
New ylyl
What happens after death?
It doesn't matter. If it did, we would be able to affect the outcome of it.
*unsheathes katana
wanna find out? yeah, didn't think so.
now beat it
>>672296187
you die
>>672296187
Life for the others goes on.
Fluffy rekt/abuse thread continued!
We're on a roll tonight!
more jackie
So anon, how do you feel about your eventual death? All of us will one day pass away, due to cancer, disease, accidents, war, murder. How do you deal with the fact that eventually you'll just close your eyes and never open them again?
>>672294370
every night before I fall asleep I secretly wish I will never open my eyes again
>>672294661
Why do you wish that? Are you NEET? Life not going so well?
I used to not care. I felt like if I were to die idc. Now that my life has gotten way better it's different. It's worth it now so I just want to live long and happy. However when the day comes I hope it's quick and something where I don't spend a month in hospital on the death bed
Meh
Indian/brown girl thread
Shes ugly af.
And her feet must smell like pure shit
>>672296556
have fun being cucked by a nigger
indian chicks are crazy in the sack
POO IN LOO
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>>672296401
where she from?
ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
I've anally masterbuated a lot, im a straight male.
>>672300832
I masturbate by using a vibrator to jam my dick back into my pubis and then crank it up. I do this in public all the time.
i jerk off thinking about my wife, her mom and sister sucking me off. i envision them covered in cum and licking it off each other.
Yes, we have
Draw thread
shower away your sin
the sin continues
Degenerates will never shower away their sin they should be gassed
Guys. What if we moved to /trash/?
>>672298922
No that will will bring degenerates
New fluffy abuse thread!
new trap / sissy thread
>last one 404'd
No porn webm thread? Let's fix that
It's right here >>672252662
learn to use the catalog
>hoverhanding her hip
Yikes.
/nzg/ - The New Zealand Thread!
>>672288420
hamilton fag reporting in, can't tell if depressed or just tired
SUP NIGGAS
>>672288420
Chch-fag reporting
>>672289737
CHCH fag hur too. What's the haps?
>>672288420
dunedin reporting. went to a paty last night turned out great. got boob touched, success
Can we get a Ghost Busters Remake/ Feminazi Hate Thread going here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3ugHP-yZXw Kill it with fire , This is political correctness gone mad.
They should remake Charlies Angels, but instead of having an all female cast, they should have an all male cast
who gives a fuck? there's tonnes of shitty movies, just don;t watch
>Caring at this point.
I know I'm not planning on watching it , I'm just fed up with the politcally correct nonsense these days it's like we can't make movies now unless it has different races , genders or this and that and whatever blah blah otherwise it's apparently racist ,sexist or offensive in some stupid way, it's bloody nonsense and there's people out there stupid enough to think other people are sexist for disliking this movie.
Why are girls prejudiced towards overweight guys?
I'm turning 24 next week and I'm still a virgin. I think the biggest reason girls don't speak to me is because they assume I'm a loser by just looking at my weight. I don't play video games, I don't like ponies or wear fedoras. I like watching documentaries instead of dumb hollywood junk that make your brain numb. I am pretty intellectual and good at sports. I'm a black-belt at karate. People laugh when I tell them about my black belt so I posted a video of me performing some of the harder karate moves on a friend on Facebook to prove my strenght to the girl at school. But guess what? I became more of a joke because I'm sure that these dumb cunts thought I was making up those moves just because I am fat and didn't take it seriously or even watched it at all and just assumed that it was laughable because their braindead boyfriends said so.
What can I do to make these hoes realise that I'm the real deal? I'm thinking asking one of the jocks for a fight in school, where a lot of people can see me. Those ken dolls look good but are easy to break.
You can lose weight...
Lose weight and stop being such a pretentious cunt. That might help.
>>672299697
>You can lose weight...
Why? I'm not fat because I'm a lazy fuck. I do sports and eat healty but I'm still fat which probably means it is my default weight by nature.
>>672299850
>Denial.jpg
non-porn webms
Is this staged?
easiest ways to make webm?
