Roll you faggots
rollan
>>685097489
wifii
Rolling for waifu
>>685097489
i want a gf
Prove to us you are a old-fag
Protip: you can't
>>685089895
This is all what you can do?
Check filename.
how old is oldfag i've been on here since 2006
Waifu Claiming thread
>You waifu/husbando will/has died. How?
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, non-sexual content
>Don't be gay, pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>Insult others ruthlessly
>Consider an hero and your streaming options
>Keep RP to a minimum, ERP non-existent. Take it to >>>>/Trash/
>Drink alcohol
Most important: Have fun!
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
>SPIKE
>>685097775
Literally impossible. Only explanation is that 40 years have passed and she is now the Godess of Love. So she no longer appears to mortals unless she chooses to.
Rory claimed
>>685097775
>>685097887
We know, Spike. No need for the caps.
Akiko claimed
>>685097770
I'd have no shame showing myself but we do not pierce the veil. Might as well turn this into a r8 thread and avatarfag with our own faces thread if we do, effectively making this a shittier facebook group chat
Here me out I might sound crazy on this but hear me out
-I used to not believe in time travel and other shit of that nature but honestly now I'm kinda scared.
-I may have meet may son from the future.
-I'm a month away from graduating high school and I have some plans for after I get my diploma.
-New kid (senior) shows up 2 months before the year ends supposedly because he needs credits or something.
-This kid has a NZ accent with some San Diegan mixed in (Dude, Bro, etc)
-As one of the welcoming committee at my school I'm in charge of showing him around campus and showing him whats what.
-This kid is a little taller than me (5'11) and has olive skin with these dirty green eyes that border being brown.
-I ask him what his favorite hobbies and sports are, usual chit chat, shit gets weird after this.
-I now the Kiwi accent well because I plan to live in NZ when I graduate from college so ive been skyping with a friend who lives over there so I get used to the accent and now I'm kinda used to how it sounds.
-This guys accent is weird because he'll be using proper NZ English and say NZ type things but will sprinkle in things a Native San Diegan would say.
-I ask him about his accent and why it sounds they way it does, he says "Ok dude so check it, my mum is from NZ, its also where I grew up. My da however is from here (SD) so we came so he could be with his family. Also because he got a better job here in the states so we moved. He works at the zoo."
-Ive spent my entire life here in San Diego, only have 1 older brother and my dream job would be to work at the zoo as a wild life biologist.
-I didn't think much of at first because I wanted the tour to be over as quick as possible because I wanted to go back to napping in my class. when I got home I thought about it and thought it was kinda cool that his dad was living my dream.
-Next day I ask him more about his family and he describes his dad as tall man with a heavy build with a full beard, tattoos, dark skinned
Maybe fucking keep going?
-He basically describes me but my current self has no tattoos and currently is rocking a goatee
-I say to him "Your dad sounds like a cool guy, can I meet him?"
-His face goes blank for a second then he says back "You guys definitely would like each other" then proceeds to let out a cringe laugh that made things super awkward.
-I still hadn't fully came up with the idea of him possibly being my time traveling son but the cogs were turning.
-Next day I ask him to eat lunch with my friends at our table and he agrees so he sits across from me and everybody welcomes him to the school and blah blah. This is when I started noticing all his strange little ticks and things that he does.
-For one he says "shit" and "fuck" a lot. I do the same and my parents constantly rag on me for it and when one of the girls asks him to stop cussing so much he says "Eat Shit".
-My friends and even some teachers now this to be my go to and my favorite things to say to people so when she heard him say it she looked right over at me and asked if I taught him to say that.
-Before I could reply he says "nah, my dad says it all the time so I guess I picked it up from him. sorry love"
-I laugh and say 'Now I really want to meet your dad!'
-"You guys would be like two peas in a pod."
-Later that day one of my close friends asks me if I think the new kid is weird and I said no because our school is full of weirdos.
-My friend is confused and I ask him whats wrong and he thinks for a second and says "This guy acts a lot like you, he does a lot of the same shit you do."
"I ask how" and he responds with a list of things like the fact that he constantly bounces his leg like me and loves to tap on the table with his pencil"
-This is when I started to get mad and think maybe this dude is copying me to get friends or something along those lines.
Well keep going you fag.
ITT: We rate on scale 1-10 how douchebag name you've got!
Matt
>>685096806
>6
Joshua
Eric
drawthread
>>685094613
>Inb4 retards spam over OP image
Can someone please color this?
>>685094381
6 PESOS FOR A SODA
NIGGA WHERE DO U LIVE WHERE SODA IS THE PRICE OF DIRT
>>685094405
FIGHT ME IRL NERD
>>685094486
GET THAT SHIT OUTTA MY FACE
>>685094494
>wake me up inside
>can't...wake......up...
>>685094563
what are u a storm trooper
OOOH
>>685094677
sh-should i frame it
https://youtu.be/jLjdhK8_7pg
Hunger games thread
The Capitol requests the best 24 tributes, pronto!
Judge Judy
Buwaro
Newly Weds
Handsome Serge
I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOU
I didn't mean to make you cry.
>>685096999
Be right on that.
>>685096982
/k/ is still really good, I think. Small sample size though, it's easily the best of boards for hobbies I'm actually interested in. You can't get away with saying something truly uninformed there, which is I think a good gauge of quality.
op claiming id
10/10 thread
>>685095184
She is pretty hot, but that make-up looks clownish.
>>685095184
you mean 10/10000
she's ghastly dumbass.
>>685095184
A woman can only truly be a 10 if she is a 10 without makeup
small dump commencing
Behold the true power of dubs
>>685092735
Fagggggg
Step aside
>>685093055
oh shit trunks you douche
Dick r8 thread?
Get in here.
Rate?
Opinions plix.
10/10 if below 18
0/10 if above 18
plz indicate which you are when posting your donger.
Get on my level pencil dicks
New YLYL thread. Get in here fags
Friends you'd fuck
she needs my cum
>>685093006
Moar?
Also pic related
New pokemon Litten.
>>685084605
>webm/gif thread
>immediately posts jpg
sweet job, anon
>>685085233
NO FUCKING WAY
This bitch is a genius
>>685085349
yw
>>685085403
>webm related
No cringe? Cringe.
This thread faggot
Behold! The next Chris Chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OJW1B0vGK4
>>685088695
>jo on rails
Jesus, my sides.
No fluffy thread? Come on, guys, you're better than this.
23 slots whos ready
>>685094783
kek
>>685094848
pussi plz
Annabeth.
Annabeth Is ready.
Steve Thread
>>685094774
why would he fuck around such a cute gf??
>>685094774
keep the keks rolling
New chubby thread, last one hit IMG limit...
>>685093023
Moar?
NON NUDE OVERDEVELOPED TEENS
post them
