>Pics of girls from here
>>768032960
Shit who's she?
Irish
>>768033253
MOAR?
creep
Took this picture this afternoon.
>>768031936
Got any more?
>>768033405
There were a few more I got from today, but that was the best thing I could pull from the video.
I have some from some other times as well. Let me see what I can find.
AMA
I have been in psychiatric hospital for multiple personality disorders. Im pretty inteligent and i would try to manipulate everyone, it always worked well on other patients and most nurses, even 1 psychiatrist. I would use them for everything. I fucked a lot, used drugs and even had alcohol while i was there at 19. The other patients were 13-21. Most would do whatever i say when i said it.
Are you hungry?
>>768028082
Nope just had pizza
>>768027891
multiple personality disorder doesn’t exist
It’s been proved you’re just a manipulating lying cunt
Can we get a Florida girls thread going?
florida is a shit hole
>>768029845
takes one to know one.
>>768029845
I lived in Florida my whole life and it is indeed a shithole
>>768029883
true i am from florida
what happened to
blonde girl and birthmark girl?
lubed and lurking
>only child, single mom she works a lot
>be 8 in daycare all the time during summer
>daycare has around 6 girls only one other boy
>become really good friends with one girl black hair blue eyes i remember she had a cute birthmark on her tummy
>backyard was big and fenced in had a big pine tree or something if you went under it no one could see you
>around this time really curious about girls pussies for some reason had only seen my moms at this point
>birthmark girl was wearing a skirt cute panties and i asked if i could see them closer
>She had just got them was proud of them spread her legs wide to show them off
>I stared at her could just glimpse her pussy mound pushing against the panties
>asked her if she would move her panties over so i could see under i remember i was surprised because she didnt even hesitate
>stare at her pussy until she got bored and moved her panties back
>that was all for that day but i knew i wanted to see it again
>next day am playing with birthmark girl under the tree again
>we were actually really close played together all the time
>ask if i can see her panties again shes wearing shorts that day
>she just laughs and slides them right off kind of twists around a little and smiles
>ask her to take them off again
>she looks at me kinda funny and hesitates but then slides them off
>i remember getting real close and just looking
>she started to giggle from my breath and i remember saying something like its so different from mine
>she tilts her head and asked what does yours look like
>slide off my shorts and show her
>she stares at me same as i did at her and then out of no where pokes a few times
>kind of twitch a little and say it feels good
>hear other kids getting close so we both pull up underwear and shorts
>later that day go back under tree
>this time she asks me if she i will take down my pants
>say sure if you will too
>neither of us even stop to think about it both just slide them right off
>she gets real close and is looking at it
>remember saying "you can touch it if you want"
>she immediately starts running her hands over it
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>after awhile she stops and i get close to hers
>dont even ask just start touching it and say something like it feels really soft
>kind of spread it open and look and shes just breathing hard
>hear daycare lady calling so we go inside for epic cookies
>gets to the point me and birthmark girl are basically doing this everyday under the tree
>keep touching each other and both realize it feels good too even though we are way too young to cum or anything
>one day we are just sitting there bottomless under the tree and one of the other girls just walks in
>birthmark girl and i just stare at her in shock
>girl is like what are you two doing
>new girl is blonde and short kinda cute i think she was a year or so younger than us
>birthmark girl is like we are just looking his thing is different
>blonde girl all of a sudden starts looking at me
>feels kind of weird only had done this with birthmark girl before
>pull up my underwear kind of freaking out
>ask blonde girl not to tell on us
>she says she wont but she wants to see mine again
>pull underwear back down and girl is looking at it
>birthmark girl is like look closer and touch it if you want
>blonde girl kind of stumbles up and looks at gingerly touches it with her fingertip
>shes like it feels weird and kind of touches it a few more times
>birthmark girl says dont tell on us now that you touched it youll get in trouble too
>blonde girl gets nervous and birthmark girl is like show him yours too its only fair
>blonde girl doesnt want to but we talk her into showing her underwear i remember it was my little pony
>girl is still staring at my dick like its the weirdest thing shes ever seen
>birthmark girl is laughing now and tells her to just pull down her panties
>she finally does but shes super shy kind of trying to hide her pussy
>for some reason made me want to see it even more
>something happened that i dont remember and we went out and played something else
>a couple days went by and we hadnt been under the tree for awhile i was scared of getting busted
>birthmark girl doesnt give a shit was kind of tomboyish really cool wanted to play with me and the other boy rather than the girls
>birthmark girl keeps asking me to go back under the tree but my stupid ass was nervous
>kept telling her blonde girl was going to tell on us if we did
>finally she convinces me to go back under the tree again
>she immediately pulls down her panties and spreads her legs open she really didnt give a fuck
>im nervous but like looking at it and touching it so pull mine too and we start kind of playing with each other
>do this for awhile and after a bit hear blonde girl calling for us
>i pull up my underwear but birthmark girl just sits there smiling
>blonde girl walks under the tree and just looks at both of us
>she was always kind of shy and quiet now that i think about it kind of lonely didnt have anyone to play with
>birthmark girl is like what do you want blonde girl
>she kind of twists around and sits down says she has no one to play with
I haven't taken a shit for 8 days now.
It's at the top of my asshole and no matter how hard I push it won't come out.it as hard as a rock,litteraly..
Any of you have any suggestions as to how I can deal with this.ilooked it up and there's enemas and laxatives.whats better???
Help I can't take it anymore...
Buy a bottle of water and squeeze the water up your asshole. That should get the shit out.
>Cheapest and easiest way
Get some lube or vaseline on your finger and dig it out, sounds like you may have an impaction and thats what theyll do if you end up having to go to the hospital to get it out .
Soure- am a nurse
>>768032729
I tried that.its to hard to get my finger behind it so I can scoop it.it moves around too much.also can't break it up.its really fucking hard.besides.i can't push all my finger in there.im not that bendable.its hard to reach my asshole comfortably
>>768032066
If you haven't blown a blood vessel in your eye you're not pushing hard enough, pussy.
Genuine question for religious anons
How do you know if someone who says god is talking to them is schizophrenic or for real? God is supposed to talk to people from time to time right?
>i dont know if pic is related or not because i didnt check.
>>768029899
Install TempleOS
>>768029899
hgrrnnnn almost dubs
>>768030250
quads FUCK
>>768029899
The pic is actually pretty related, i should choose images by smashing my dick on the keyboard more often.
milf / mature women
35yo Virgin cause of small dick what do ? Getting depressed
That’s not why you’re a virgin. You must be a fucking retard
wanna rub that tum and sit on that dick
You're not a virgin because of that, you fucking fat neckbeard. Get a life.
lose weight and don't be a fucking retard, chicks will fuck any dick.
What's /b/'s favorite sauce?
>>768027589
sweet chili all the way
>>768027589
Secret
>>768027589
secret
>>768027589
ketchup
I have decided to become a superhero. I'm sick of my town filling up with scum and the police doing nothing. I'm tired to being woken up by drunks and I've had enough of homeless people.
I'm stocking up on weapons and kit from Amazon, and as soon as I can get a stab-vest I'm going to clean the streets.
trips decided my superhero name. I'm 100% serious.
u gonna kill niggers?
Fagboy
Gaylord Sissyfingers
>>768031409
Gay Boy and Buttplug
Hey /b/ros, I've been working on this this Amnesia plant for about 2,5 weeks now, but it feels like it's not going great (tiny plant, weak stem). Any tips?
Drown yourself in perlite faggot.
It is stretching, she needs more sun and what soil do you use?
>>768031240
How do you get in this business?
>>768031372
seems to me that her roots aren't getting enough room to grow
Hooly shit he did it what now
>>768027856
Get impeached for violating Campaign Finance Law.
The irony isn't lost on me. Everyone thought he'd be brought down by Russia. But nope, it was a woman.
How fitting for a sexist like him.
http://www.sacbee.com/opinion/california-forum/article210659164.html
>>768027856
Get ready for some global thermonuclear war.
>>768028392
This
>>768028308
>opinion
Sure.
Not really okay today, /b/. Need to just vomit all the feels on this thread.
>be me
>be in a relationship with nice qt3.14
>be like really, really, really in love with her
>like I wake up with her at my side and just want to be with her in that same moment forever
>she works as a bartender at a pub, I work as a lifeguard at the local swimming pool, places are close so I can check for her sometimes after I finish my turn there
>not a bad life, she was paid well and so did I, we lived in a nice n new apartment we rented
>be like super-happy with my life, I feel like I'm at the top of the world and I feel like I'm successful at life
>even I wondered for myself to start a little family, one kid would be fine
>fast forward some months after we rented the apartment
>I noticed every Friday she comes like way too late home
>ask her why
>"nothing important anon, boss puts us some extra hours but it's fine"
>so I'm fine with it
>I know her boss, we're goods friends since college
>I ask him about those extra hours
>"lately a big bunch of germans always come to the place and drink some beer, I just want every last dollar from them hahaha"
>everything pretty cool then
>some weeks later
>friday comes
>in the morning some kid almost drowned, but I went on full epic-boss mode since there's nothing much happening there at any time (sorry for that expression, just ignore it)
>I left my phone at the lifeguard HQ and forgot it
>I have some spare keys the pool administrator let's me use to enter the place anytime I want (since it's not a big town and I'm the lifeguard coordinator there)
>go to the pool and grab my phone
>exit the pool
>notice its Friday and the pub looked like closed since the windows weren't lighted
>weird, since they told me a big chunk of germans always go there on Fridays
>maybe they're just a few today so they closed today, I let it pass and go home
>arrive and notice gf isn't there for some reason
>"wasn't the pub closed?", I thought
Cont.
>have like shivers over my spine and feel nervous
>better check if it's really closed down
>see there's nobody there but for some reason, the door is unlocked
>I fear some burglar entered the place and stolen money or something so I get nervous and I grab a bat friend has over the bar hidden
>someone is making noises at the kitchen cellar
>sounded like someone in pain
>went to see
>you can guess what I found: gf being fucked by my friend, without protection, in the cowboy position
>I didn't even say a word, I just left the place and went to my house to cry
>the next morning gf blocked me everywhere, I guess she went to sleep or fuck with him in his house
Some weeks have passed and man, I feel like a pussy for not even saying a word that day. Depressed because one of my best friends fucked what I considered the best person to ever love me, lied for not even suspecting nothing and because now I almost can't pay the rent without her influx of money. Thinking about it and it's like true hell, it's like I wanna jump off a bridge or a building just to not think of it. What should I do, /b/?
>>768031388
Ask her about it before judging. But fuck man if it is as bad as it could be dump her. She is not worth it, I been there myself.
> Be me
> Dating this qt3. 14
> Really in love
> She loves me too
> We get busy
> We postpone a date a bit
> She ghosts me
> I confront her
> She hooked up with someone else and is now together with that person.
>>768031417
>>768031593
Sry. But shit op hoes gonna be hoes. Treat them like they special but keep in mind they are hoes.
>>768031388
inb3 Moms spaghetti.
inb4 Fresh prince of bel air.
Post your kink/fetish
If a fetish interests you or confuses you, ask about it.
Hypnosis here, anything to do with it.
>>768027453
Ehhh different women, same pussy ass hole kink gets old quick
bump
bump
Roll trips for uncensored
>>768032566
If her face looks anything like her pussy then I don't want it.
>>768032566
fuck off
roll
New celeb thread
>>768033251
That Easter set of Mylie makes me diamonds.
>>768033363
>>768033251
>>768033363
She's stepping up her game
And some classics
This is a perfect grammar and spelling thread. Do not misspell a single word.
>>Discuss how you hate stupid people.
Facebook is full of retards and I hate speaking to people in real life because of how stupid most people sound. I blame Ebonics.
lolololo here hav sum pain fgts xD
>>768031196
The only pain here is your life. I'm sure it's very difficult for you to get through the days being as stupid as you are. However I do hate you.
>>768030699
I'm stupid. u mad?
Could you make a laser that emits from long band radio to UV and then use to completely blind an opponent on a battlefield?
You don't even need a laser. Any bright light will do. You should see how military grade floodlights fit this purpose.
Is csgo flashbang not enough? Cyka blyt rush a long dont stop
>>768029702
thats how anti aircraft/anti pilot lasers work. lasers with a small energy in the visible spectrum, so pilots focus on it and large energy in invisible uv to blind them.
>>768029960
just visible wont bling a thermal or radar sensor on a tank.
sum up your country in 3 words, let other anons guess
(or your state if you live in america, lot of americans on here let's keep it interesting)
queen, chavs, terrorists
Nazi, beer, volkswagen
>>768033918
England
>>768034040
Germany
Lego, happy, rain
Mountains, money, cheese
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