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AMA
I have been in psychiatric hospital for multiple personality disorders. Im pretty inteligent and i would try to manipulate everyone, it always worked well on other patients and most nurses, even 1 psychiatrist. I would use them for everything. I fucked a lot, used drugs and even had alcohol while i was there at 19. The other patients were 13-21. Most would do whatever i say when i said it.
Are you hungry?
>>768028082
Nope just had pizza
>>768027891
multiple personality disorder doesn’t exist
It’s been proved you’re just a manipulating lying cunt
Fake and gay.
Can we get a Florida girls thread going?
florida is a shit hole
>>768029845
takes one to know one.
>>768029845
I lived in Florida my whole life and it is indeed a shithole
>>768029883
true i am from florida
>>768030421
Stop being a fag and move to Miami
what happened to
blonde girl and birthmark girl?
lubed and lurking
>only child, single mom she works a lot
>be 8 in daycare all the time during summer
>daycare has around 6 girls only one other boy
>become really good friends with one girl black hair blue eyes i remember she had a cute birthmark on her tummy
>backyard was big and fenced in had a big pine tree or something if you went under it no one could see you
>around this time really curious about girls...
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>later that day go back under tree
>this time she asks me if she i will take down my pants
>say sure if you will too
>neither of us even stop to think about it both just slide them right off
>she gets real close and is looking at it
>remember saying "you can touch it if you want"
>she immediately starts running her hands over it
>feelsgoodman.jpg
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>birthmark girl is like look closer and touch it if you want
>blonde girl kind of stumbles up and looks at gingerly touches it with her fingertip
>shes like it feels weird and kind of touches it a few more times
>birthmark girl says dont tell on us now that you touched it youll get in trouble too
>blonde girl gets nervous and birthmark girl is like show him yours too its only fair
>blonde girl...
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>i remember saying she doesnt want to play our game because shes to shy or something like that
>birthmark girl is like you can play with us but you have to play by the rules and take your panties off
>blonde girl is nervous but i think she wanted friends so she finally slips her panties off from under her skirt
>i slide my underwear back down and blonde girl just couldnt stop looking but is kind of hiding her pussy
>birthmark...
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I haven't taken a shit for 8 days now.
It's at the top of my asshole and no matter how hard I push it won't come out.it as hard as a rock,litteraly..
Any of you have any suggestions as to how I can deal with this.ilooked it up and there's enemas and laxatives.whats better???
Help I can't take it anymore...
Buy a bottle of water and squeeze the water up your asshole. That should get the shit out.
>Cheapest and easiest way
Get some lube or vaseline on your finger and dig it out, sounds like you may have an impaction and thats what theyll do if you end up having to go to the hospital to get it out .
Soure- am a nurse
>>768032729
I tried that.its to hard to get my finger behind it so I can scoop it.it moves around too much.also can't break it up.its really fucking hard.besides.i can't push all my finger in there.im not that bendable.its hard to reach my asshole comfortably
>>768032066
If you haven't blown a blood vessel in your eye you're not pushing hard enough, pussy.
>>768032961
>hard to reach my asshole comfortably
Genuine question for religious anons
How do you know if someone who says god is talking to them is schizophrenic or for real? God is supposed to talk to people from time to time right?
>i dont know if pic is related or not because i didnt check.
>>768029899
Install TempleOS
>>768029899
hgrrnnnn almost dubs
>>768030250
quads FUCK
>>768029899
The pic is actually pretty related, i should choose images by smashing my dick on the keyboard more often.
>>768030306
>>768030250
summerfags coming in early
>fuck
milf / mature women
35yo Virgin cause of small dick what do ? Getting depressed
That’s not why you’re a virgin. You must be a fucking retard
wanna rub that tum and sit on that dick
You're not a virgin because of that, you fucking fat neckbeard. Get a life.
lose weight and don't be a fucking retard, chicks will fuck any dick.
>>768030978
You a girl if so kik me some nudes and I can fap kik erikalfonso
What's /b/'s favorite sauce?
>>768027589
sweet chili all the way
>>768027589
Secret
>>768027589
secret
>>768027589
ketchup
>>768027589
secret
![duct-tape-batman[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rMEh51Q.jpg "duct-tape-batman[1].jpg")
I have decided to become a superhero. I'm sick of my town filling up with scum and the police doing nothing. I'm tired to being woken up by drunks and I've had enough of homeless people.
I'm stocking up on weapons and kit from Amazon, and as soon as I can get a stab-vest I'm going to clean the streets.
trips decided my superhero name. I'm 100% serious.
u gonna kill niggers?
Fagboy
Gaylord Sissyfingers
>>768031409
Gay Boy and Buttplug
>>768031452
We don't really have a nigger problem here, but it's over for the chavs
Hey /b/ros, I've been working on this this Amnesia plant for about 2,5 weeks now, but it feels like it's not going great (tiny plant, weak stem). Any tips?
Drown yourself in perlite faggot.
It is stretching, she needs more sun and what soil do you use?
>>768031240
How do you get in this business?
>>768031372
seems to me that her roots aren't getting enough room to grow
>>768031363
I'd rather not
>>768031372
Just plain soil you'd use for any other plant, no extra nutrients or anything.
>>768031509
It's more of an experiment. You can find plenty websites selling seeds
Hooly shit he did it what now
>>768027856
Get impeached for violating Campaign Finance Law.
The irony isn't lost on me. Everyone thought he'd be brought down by Russia. But nope, it was a woman.
How fitting for a sexist like him.
http://www.sacbee.com/opinion/california-forum/article210659164.html
>>768027856
Get ready for some global thermonuclear war.
>>768028392
This
>>768028308
>opinion
Sure.
>>768027856
Nothing get back to our lifes . Nothing will happen . Bug show . then nothing . Like always .
Not really okay today, /b/. Need to just vomit all the feels on this thread.
>be me
>be in a relationship with nice qt3.14
>be like really, really, really in love with her
>like I wake up with her at my side and just want to be with her in that same moment forever
>she works as a bartender at a pub, I work as a lifeguard at the local swimming pool, places are close so I can check for her sometimes after I finish my
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>have like shivers over my spine and feel nervous
>better check if it's really closed down
>see there's nobody there but for some reason, the door is unlocked
>I fear some burglar entered the place and stolen money or something so I get nervous and I grab a bat friend has over the bar hidden
>someone is making noises at the kitchen cellar
>sounded like someone in pain
...
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>>768031388
Ask her about it before judging. But fuck man if it is as bad as it could be dump her. She is not worth it, I been there myself.
> Be me
> Dating this qt3. 14
> Really in love
> She loves me too
> We get busy
> We postpone a date a bit
> She ghosts me
> I...
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>>768031417
>>768031593
Sry. But shit op hoes gonna be hoes. Treat them like they special but keep in mind they are hoes.
>>768031388
inb3 Moms spaghetti.
inb4 Fresh prince of bel air.
>>768031388
Stop being a faggot OP and talk to her.
Post your kink/fetish
If a fetish interests you or confuses you, ask about it.
Hypnosis here, anything to do with it.
>>768027453
Ehhh different women, same pussy ass hole kink gets old quick
bump
bump
I, I, I, love little girls , they make me feel good
Roll trips for uncensored
>>768032566
If her face looks anything like her pussy then I don't want it.
>>768032566
fuck off
roll
>>768032566
check em
New celeb thread
>>768033251
That Easter set of Mylie makes me diamonds.
>>768033363
>>768033251
>>768033363
She's stepping up her game
And some classics
>>768033251
>>768033339
>>768033432
>mouths
Aaand my mind is gone again.
This is a perfect grammar and spelling thread. Do not misspell a single word.
>>Discuss how you hate stupid people.
Facebook is full of retards and I hate speaking to people in real life because of how stupid most people sound. I blame Ebonics.
lolololo here hav sum pain fgts xD
>>768031196
The only pain here is your life. I'm sure it's very difficult for you to get through the days being as stupid as you are. However I do hate you.
>>768030699
I'm stupid. u mad?
Could you make a laser that emits from long band radio to UV and then use to completely blind an opponent on a battlefield?
You don't even need a laser. Any bright light will do. You should see how military grade floodlights fit this purpose.
Is csgo flashbang not enough? Cyka blyt rush a long dont stop
>>768029702
thats how anti aircraft/anti pilot lasers work. lasers with a small energy in the visible spectrum, so pilots focus on it and large energy in invisible uv to blind them.
>>768029960
just visible wont bling a thermal or radar sensor on a tank.
>>768030871
blind
sum up your country in 3 words, let other anons guess
(or your state if you live in america, lot of americans on here let's keep it interesting)
queen, chavs, terrorists
Nazi, beer, volkswagen
>>768033918
England
>>768034040
Germany
Lego, happy, rain
Mountains, money, cheese
terrorist, plains, natives
It's happening right now
check the news
was nice knowing you all
but fuck you for getting this military industrial zionist cuck in
>>768031577
You just can't keep you're mind off him. It's funny.
>>768031735
You just can't keep your mind off Hillary and Obama even after one of them lost and the other is no longer a president. Fucking hilarious.
>>768031735
he just cancelled the iran deal, his masters are now sending their reserves to the golan heights and there are air raids on damascus
it's kinda hard to get your mind off of someone who just cucked your nation into another war, faggot
>>768031735
check the news retard
>>768031937
Kek assuming that even matters. We've been in and out of wars for decades and civs have never really noticed or cared
how big is too big
>>768031630
I do not know.
>>768031718
>>768032027
Hers are fucking amazing
>>768032187
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