Sexting thread.
Rules:
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic (tits pic if femanon)
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female relative you spoke
>Post pics of conversation.
bump for interest
here we go
i want sex
sex me
Tech gore thread.
>>692846283
Jesus fucking christ
Who wants her nudes?
sure
>>692843170
Let's see them
Why do our life sucks /b/
Feet thread
>>692844063
my life is pretty great. going through a rough patch at the moment but generally pretty great.
>>692844063
Your life probably sucks because you're the type of socially-stunted cringelord who jerks off to pictures of fucking feet.
>>692844063
I'd say my life is generally pretty ok
Here's my first hemorrhoid, /b/. I think I got it from a heavy work out session this week. I thought you would like to see it.
Does it look bad? I have been wearing male Depends for the last three days because it won't stop bleeding.
Another angle.
that's fucking nasty
>>692845030
Cool
Does it hurt all the time or just when you sit?
I got scammed on eBay...
>Bitch sent me coupons, go to redeem coupons, coupons are fake. Tell ebay, seller offers refund. Seller sends return shipping label via email. I must now print, using my ink and paper, find envelope, find tape, and find transportation to post office. I'm thinking since I got scammed and had my time wasted I should send her an envelope filled with pieces of paper instead of fake coupons, just to spite the bitch. Is this a good idea?
you knew what you were getting into
>>692844041
how was i to know the coupons were fakes?
>buying coupons
>>692844241
/thread
So Anons, will I die of Cancer, suicide, or addiction? What do you think?
>>692844323
What a fucked up family, no wonder you ended up here
>>692844323
>Died of murder
>Died of execution
Kek.
>>692844323
Do you have the template?
>>692844833
No, he didn't kill her.
He killed the family of the guy that killed her. >>692844579 actually has a point.
Share your ex/current gf nudes
>>692843216
Post her snap
Want more??
current gf.
/b/ Is the cat alive or dead????
both
>>692844916
We'll see about that
Its dead m8
>>692844734
HL3 confirmed
Hi and welcome to /b/: where everything is made up and mods don't matter. Thats right the mods are as useless as using a rape whistle in a deaf community. I'm going to Hell for that on
Let's move on to Scenes from a Hat: I'll pick a scene and everyone will post a topkek reply
First scene: things that would make a feminist abandon the cause
>>692843250
My man suggested anal and HE bent over
Facing the military draft
>>692843767
Points
Female Ghostbusters is legitimately a bad movie
>be me
>21
>no life, barely any friends any more and the only ones I do have just use me to get drugs
>stuck in a shithole of a town in Ohio for holiday vacation
>no money
>no job
>recent arrest makes it difficult to find any work
>addicted to benzos and ambien to keep me asleep
>terrible night terrors and sleep paralysis every night
>barely function awake
>running on 3 hours of rest (not sleep) nightly if I'm lucky
>anhero been constant thought last few years from seemingly endless episodes of night terrors and sleep paralysis
>was dating girl for 2 years, her and her daughter are the only things that kept me from anheroing
>she dumped me
>now I can anhero without anything to really feel bad about morally or otherwise
what's a relatively swift way to die? I read carbon-monoxide poisoning is almost like falling asleep, your body thinks its oxygen but it's not so you just get lightheaded and pass out until you die.
looking for something that wont leave a huge mess for whatever government paid bastard has to clean me up.
Suggestions?
Also, general feels thread. Maybe some shitty stories will cheer me up.
bump
You've already found it. Carbon monoxide or another gas is the best way. Minimal mess and minimal pain. It's high risk though, so make sure you're not leaking.
I just got a bj from my girlfriend a few minutes ago. Feeling pretty good right now.
>>692844194
Easy enough. Trashbag, ducktape, hose and car.
hey /b/ I'm a mixed race girl. I was wondering what's your favorite race to date/fuck?
>>692843187
Halfrican
>>692843187
I have no favorite race to fuck. please move beyond seeing people in terms of race and give up on identity politics, it's ruining the world
Sent from my Android phone
>>692843187
think whole race. and only asian and white. no mixed race please.
friends you'd fuck
sup /b/ how do i make this effect? like how to put so many heads so close and everything u feel me
Photoshop probably
>>692843176
Use layers. Is this even a serious questions?
>>692843176
Or define a brush as a Doge head and go to work.
>>692843324
isnt there any free software?
Big Four:Who's the Best?
They all suck.
(Original) Thrash 'tallica!!!
Megadeth
>>692843967
>Here comes a nu-fag
What happens next wite Bois?
Supreme white dick
>Bois
(GET IT?)
>>692844361
sauce????
>>692843718
They go on welfare
>tfw smoking 75 cigarettes a day
anyone here managed to quit smoking?
sage
>sage
sage
sage
>>692844551
75 a day? Holy shit
>>692844551
>>692844963
stop bumping your own thread samefag
sage
>>692844551
Do you even breathe air?
So /b/, I've a riddle for you. Can you solve it ?
The answer is easy.
I'm teary-eyed but never cry.
Silver-tongued, but never lie.
Double-winged, but never fly.
Air-cooled, but never dry.
Mercury ;)
>>692843722
wrong
>>692843763
It's mercury you dumb shit. Do I gotta hold your hand and walk you the fuck through this?
>>692844027
OP here. Mercury is not the correct answer
Your entire internet, darkweb and torrent history is posted publicly to your main social media page.
What happens, how fucked are you?
My entire family, work friends and girlfriend find out I'm in to hardcore loli porn
>>692841800
well those /b/ threads 404d already so they won't see them anyway.
on exhentai they get sadpanda most likely (unless ONE OF US, ONE OF US).
and that's basically it.
also, it appears that gewgl changed the legacy captcha again. it's always two words or numbers now.
fucking gugl.
srsly 4chan, stop using gugl shit.
>>692841800
>your main social media page
Kek, I don't have something like that.
And I don't care if some random strangers
knew that I'm fapping to traps,loli and nudes
of very young teens.
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/349/
>>692842586
also i've just realized my "main social media page" is steam probably. i do not even have any twitter/facebook or whatever accounts.
R34
Bump
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