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Hi and welcome to /b/: where everything is made up and mods don't matter. Thats right the mods are as useless as using a rape whistle in a deaf community. I'm going to Hell for that on
Let's move on to Scenes from a Hat: I'll pick a scene and everyone will post a topkek reply
First scene: things that would make a feminist abandon the cause
>>692843250
My man suggested anal and HE bent over
Facing the military draft
>>692843767
Points
Female Ghostbusters is legitimately a bad movie
>>692843921
Points
>be me
>21
>no life, barely any friends any more and the only ones I do have just use me to get drugs
>stuck in a shithole of a town in Ohio for holiday vacation
>no money
>no job
>recent arrest makes it difficult to find any work
>addicted to benzos and ambien to keep me asleep
>terrible night
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You've already found it. Carbon monoxide or another gas is the best way. Minimal mess and minimal pain. It's high risk though, so make sure you're not leaking.
I just got a bj from my girlfriend a few minutes ago. Feeling pretty good right now.
>>692844194
Easy enough. Trashbag, ducktape, hose and car.
>>692844422
Congratulations faggot
hey /b/ I'm a mixed race girl. I was wondering what's your favorite race to date/fuck?
>>692843187
Halfrican
>>692843187
I have no favorite race to fuck. please move beyond seeing people in terms of race and give up on identity politics, it's ruining the world
Sent from my Android phone
>>692843187
think whole race. and only asian and white. no mixed race please.
>>692843187
Tits and timestamp. Lets just get an ass pic in there right away too. I love brown girls. Don't matter the mix. 2 brows, 1 brown 1 white, 1 brown one yellow. No matter as long as there's at least one brown in the mix nah'msayin?
friends you'd fuck
>>692845384
>>692845463
>>692845633
moar?
sup /b/ how do i make this effect? like how to put so many heads so close and everything u feel me
Photoshop probably
>>692843176
Use layers. Is this even a serious questions?
>>692843176
Or define a brush as a Doge head and go to work.
>>692843324
isnt there any free software?
Ctrl-c, ctrl-v idiot
Big Four:Who's the Best?
They all suck.
(Original) Thrash 'tallica!!!
Megadeth
>>692843967
>Here comes a nu-fag
Anthrax is Uber gay. Their lead singers beard is whack.
Slayer never slayed anything
Megadeath and Metallica are both awesome, I won't pick one
What happens next wite Bois?
Supreme white dick
>Bois
(GET IT?)
>>692844361
sauce????
>>692843718
They go on welfare
>>692843718
What is this photo from
>tfw smoking 75 cigarettes a day
anyone here managed to quit smoking?
sage
>sage
sage
sage
>>692844551
75 a day? Holy shit
>>692844551
>>692844963
stop bumping your own thread samefag
sage
>>692844551
Do you even breathe air?
>>692844551
>>692844963
>>692845466
stop you fucking turbofaggot
sage
So /b/, I've a riddle for you. Can you solve it ?
The answer is easy.
I'm teary-eyed but never cry.
Silver-tongued, but never lie.
Double-winged, but never fly.
Air-cooled, but never dry.
Mercury ;)
>>692843722
wrong
>>692843763
It's mercury you dumb shit. Do I gotta hold your hand and walk you the fuck through this?
>>692844027
OP here. Mercury is not the correct answer
>>692844027
how the fuck is mercury silver tongued? it's silver in color but the tongue part makes no sense. and what is the double wing part?
Sent from my Android phone
Your entire internet, darkweb and torrent history is posted publicly to your main social media page.
What happens, how fucked are you?
My entire family, work friends and girlfriend find out I'm in to hardcore loli porn
>>692841800
well those /b/ threads 404d already so they won't see them anyway.
on exhentai they get sadpanda most likely (unless ONE OF US, ONE OF US).
and that's basically it.
also, it appears that gewgl changed the legacy captcha again. it's always two words or numbers now.
fucking gugl.
srsly 4chan, stop using gugl shit.
>>692841800
>your main social media page
Kek, I don't have something like that.
And I don't care if some random strangers
knew that I'm fapping to traps,loli and nudes
of very young teens.
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/349/
>>692842586
also i've just realized my "main social media page" is steam probably. i do not even have any twitter/facebook or whatever accounts.
>>692841800
I have no account on a social media at all.
R34
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Love these
Oh, no! Frieza has been resurrected and only trips can stop him from destroying the Earth! Will you save us, /b/? Are you ready to become a hero?
>>692843935
I WILL SAVE EVERYONE, MY SHIT WILL BE UNFUCKED, EAT SHIT FRIEZA
wuat u want biatchh !
I got this shit.
>>692843935
i got this
>>692844335
this world knows no mercy
First three words that come to mind
>>692843643
>this
>thread
>again
>fuck
>off
>thread
Slam action piggy
>>692843643
slam piggy diggy
FUCK GUNS, GOP, NRA
Jesus, Buddha, Mohammad, or whatever god you believe in CAN AND SHOULD CURSE GUNS
have you been shot recently?
SHALL
>>692841568
NOT
>>692841648
BE
What does /b/ think about gamer girls?
>>692844328
are they all like that?
>>692844328
lame
fucking cancer
>>692844328
they touch the controller while having hands full of dorito grease
also eating on the bed what a pig
>>692844328
Its fine when its not for attention
Vore?
Anyone?
>>692843083
OP. Why. Why must you do this to us, you sick faggot?
>>692843113
Meant save you lose.
>>692843113
Here
>>692844298
sauce?
Some tumblr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39p9wLYcDQY
>>692844298
Does her name start with a K?
ITT: God-Tier Movies
>>692843212
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
>>692843095
I love Jake.
Did OP mean to type "God-Awful-Tier Movies"?
I stopped watching NC after twenty cringe-inducing minutes.
(7/10 if trolling.)
Ass or tits /b/?
>>692843500
I'll take a blowjob, thanks.
Tits
ass
>>692843500
>>692843500
Why do you care op? We all know you're just a faggot.
where can I get a regular supply of brazzerz, bangbros, netflix, hbogo, etc?
>>692843895
http://bitpasses.net/community/
try that
