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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I have decided i'm Immigrating to Ireland in mid-2018. Who wants to move in with me? Not a joke. 100% set on this. I'm fed up with America and I've done a bit of research and narrowed it down to Ireland. Top of the morning from the Emerald Isle!
oh shit son, you're in for a surprise when you get here
We don't want you faggot. Fuck off
>>706708714
just as bad as the slums of america. just a little better when it comes to politics and wages/cost of living.
>>706708714
Subway manager: "quick! Hide the grape soda, the watermelon, and the pickle pigs feet!"
Worker: "si señor"
>>706709344
kek
ITT: Fastest/ easiest ways you have made money
> fell at work
>paid out $11,500
Get a job in Recruitment. Zero skills or qualifications required, huge pay.
I once sold baking soda in a plastic baggie for $30
armed robbery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAl5uUH5urY
Pictures you SHOULD NOT be sharing thread
>>706718971
You're right... No one should ever share that picture.
>>706719192
Beat me to it nigga
>>706718971
Bet
deutschfaden
fragen:
wart ihr heute produktiv?
nach was seid ihr süchtig?
Welches Nettoeinkommen strebt ihr an?
was ist euer lieblingsfilm?
hat man die kontrolle über sein leben verloren, wenn man einen 4chan-pass kauft?
>>706708644
>wart ihr heute produktiv?
nicht wirklich nein
>nach was seid ihr süchtig?
würde implizieren ich brauche es zum leben
luft? kek
>Welches Nettoeinkommen strebt ihr an?
2,5k wären mehr als ausreichend
>was ist euer lieblingsfilm?
zu viele
>hat man die kontrolle über sein leben verloren, wenn man einen 4chan-pass kauft?
jap
couch reporting
>das leben ist ein hurensohn
>deswegen tinke ich bis ich kotze
>menschen brauch ich nicht mehr
>freunde brauch ich nicht mehr
>familie eben so wenig
>ich scheiss auf arbeit
>ich scheiss auf geld
>ich scheiss auf eure meinung, wer ihr sied & was ihr tut
>ich scheiss auf`s leben
prost anons
>>706708801
>2,5k wären mehr als ausreichend
je mehr du bekommst desto mehr bekommst du durst
>>706709090
true true
>>706709083
nimm ein paar psychopharmaka!
Heard a conversation from my sister's friends that they basically fuck only Blacks guys now. Don't make mistake, they still will marry/date White guys, but when they party and go wild it's almost exclusively Blacks (maybe Latinos). Before there was strong social stigma against that, so if anybody knew they couldn't marry a decent guy afterwards, but now most nice White guys would take them even if they have mixed child. So there no real cons now, and they go full Black.
>>706711058
Enjoy your horrible life without the life giving assistance of a white man!
What's so wrong with white girls dating black men? It's 2016 come on guys
>>706711058
So self-respecting guy is interested in your sister or her slaggy friends anyway.
>>706713013
No*
fluffy thread gogoog
bump
>>706709137
U know the meaning of "contribute more"?
post more fag
Sorry to be the newfag but how about we all contribute.
>>706712895
Jesus Christ. Is there more of her somewhere?
ITT: post your top 3 played steam game.I'll start
How do i find that out?
>memebash
>muh animu
What are you, a faggot?
>>706713775
>clovers
how
>>706713775
Just go to your profile, on the right it says games, click that then click all games
>>706713801
Didn't know toribash was a meme. Also, don't care about the anime, it was just a good fighting game.
>>706713867
you gotta have the 4chan pass. In options you type since4pass
Holy christ, i've spent 43 days of time in ark survival evolved.
Drawthread
Posting in faggots thread.
>second
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If you're taking requests:
Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before
Please and thank you. God bless
just in case
>>706715838
oke
>>706715864
actually the flames arent hot at all, they burn your nerves before any signals travel to your brain~!
>>706716172
So THAT was all the bumping i heard last night~ Im glad shes making a lot of new friends!
i hope you two wore condoms
>>706716363
hehe
Requesting Rukia doing something cute with a Gorebyss
wwyd to her
wwyd if her you met her in the pool?
>>706706917
grab her pussy under water, push my dick in slowly and try to prevent her from screaming as i fuck the shit out of her, then in the lockerroom she gives me a blowjob with those hot lips
saved image, wwyd??
>>706706662
Kidnap the two of them and tell them I will let the one that can pleasure me most live. Make them compete against each other to see who can be the better slut. Every now and then start choking one of them to keep up the threat, but don't actually kill them. Train them to be perfect sex machines. When you do want to get rid of them, sell them to whore houses for a good price.
Pokebox
FB Fap New
>>706716148
She loves showing off her ass.
>>706716252
fucking love it too
>>706716401
Curvy, Chubby, Fat, BBW, SSBBW
>>706716181
>>706716248
>>706716291
>>706716342
>>706716386
Trips name my flip knife. Make it interesting you cucks
>>706718418
Case hardened
>>706718418
Slingblade
>>706718418
*Flip Knife
Rare Pepe
Choadstabber
s/fur
Daily reminder that Snailkin the herm fag is not part of the S/fur collage.
Snailkin is not authorized to make changes to the S/fur collage.
This is real collage and can be noted as such by the drop shadows under the names of the members.
This collage is unlikely to change for at least 18 months. You may ignore any fakes posted by Snailkin.
TURN ON CNN IN 15 MINUTES
reply to this post your you will never get a gf
fuck
OP wont deliver
>>706706872
Already got one.
ITT: Post your favourite bait pics
>>706716385
Roll nerds
ror
Rol
roll
>>706706947
roll?
>>706706947
gonna need multiple rolls on this one
>0
So mike pence got slaughtered by Tim Kaine.
Discuss.
Yup
Agreed. A man who stutters like that is a fake ass bitch
Oh dear. Looks like someone is upset Creepy Kaine got destroyed.
>>706714181
>BUT BUT BUT THE TAX RETURNS
>HUH
>HILARY IS A STRONK LEADER
>BUT THE TAX RETURNS
yep, he totally smashed pence. d'ya hear that OP? mommy is calling you for dinner. better head up from the basement.
48% say Pence won, only 42% say Kaine won. Sorry.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>706699290
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Later for real this time nerds
>>706712029
You know, the 3 words
>>706712335
Well, so are most cashiers anyways
>>706711806
I don't bulli anyone :<
>>706711781
How are you Neppu?
>>706711781
>
>>706712335
A lot of things.
>>706711806
You wouldn't dare.
>>706711813
I knew you were a Wewby through and through!
But alas, I haven't felt lewd in a few days.
