ITT: we are in an Elevator
Sorry about the fart m8s
Nice night for a murder
>>702517100
*cough*
ACHOOOOO
Guys please help me. I matched with this girl, I need help from other anons on how to approach her, I don't want to go meet her to drink something or other bullshit, I just want to go straight for the sex so keep this in mind while helping me.
I will send her the messages that get more repost or that I consider more acceptable, and I will post you the conversation (with the translation because I'm Italian)
>>702514010
Airbrushed/10
Good job op
>>702514010
Are you an archeologist?
Ayy bby want sum fuk?
Trips and I will do anything you guys ask, with timestamp.
OP Here.
Just to be clear.
If any of you get trips, I will do anything that post asks.
burn all of you arm hair on your left arm
>>702515815
roll
>>702515815
roll
you fap you lose
protip: you lose
After just one?
Fuck you op.
Eazy
I won't let you down op, even if you are fag
Agree? Disagree?
>>702517025
it has failed
>>702517025
>muh diversity
fuck off schlomo
normal black people are ok, the ones that are part of a normal society, have a normal job and are dressed like everyone else but the niggers in the hoods are primitive subhumans and I hate them
roll
>>702517074
nigga
>>702517074
15 get
>>702517074
Rollin in the d
please guys post your better porn webm
>>702513325
What's her name?
i dont now men, i downloaded it for a post of other day
Sauce Pls.
>>702513325
Is there anything I can search to find this vid on any free websites? I've seen the webm so much but no luck finding it.
next gen roulette bitch
Roll
reollerinio
rollin'
rollling
Comments?
2
3
This you?
Oddly arousing
OK, /b/tards I want to see your own YouTube channels. Post a link and I will check them out. You might even get a few subscribers.
>>702514862
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgz3CH8i1gxMvmhfoYoro0g
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwjDhNoj2fxzRhSIimh8x5w
>>702514943
time to fap
https://www.youtube.com/user/thatPoppyTV
Dubs decides.
Put up Butt with timestamp
>>702516226
Eat it
eat it with a knife.
Then kill yourself with it.
>>702516226
jizz on it then eat it
I leave for the Airforce's boot camp in 2 days, ask me anything.
AFSC?
>>702516022
why didn't you join the navy instead?
are you just lazy, or kind of a bitch?
how many sandniggers you plan on killing?
>bootcamp
Went in Feb 2016
It's more like an annoying summer camp
You guys don't even have web belts anymore
you get a fucking backpack with ipad inside
the fuck
have fun doing EC shift i guess
Did you ever fuck an escort? Post your experiences.
>>702515489
Post more of her
>>702515489
No because I'm not a beta fag and I don't want herpes
>>702515489
What is escort?
>>702515822
A shitty WoW mission where you follow and protect an NPC
Which would you choose?
>all jews die
>all muslims die
>>702515300
muslims, the jews mostly don't try to kill all of us
>>702515300
Quality thread m8
>all religious people die
/thread
>>702515300
it's way harder to get rid of all jews (though they are fewer)
also jews are more dangerous
-> jews
What's the last pic, gif or webm you fapped to?
>>702515393
You're on 4chan, which means it was probably from facebook.
this
tell me your blackmail storys
>>702513294
How fuckin' lonely are you, kid?
I blackmailed a friend into sex.
>>702514048
I say friend
Don't do anything wrong
Girl accuses me of blackmail
Pay 1800 to prove my innocence.
Shits not fun
Chloe G Moretz Photoshop thread
Hey /b/
Found this at my backyard door
What is it and what is it doing? Apparently it is bouncing on those things. dubs choose if I kill it or nah
>>702515004
Kill it
end it real fast
>>702515375
This
timestamp faggit
Long story short, in Italy a new bridge is going to be open soon and they're running a poll to determine the name that it will have. One of the options is "Ponte Harambe" ("Harambe Bridge"). Please vote. http://www.lagazzettadelmezzogiorno.it/sondaggi/sondaggi/798869/ilnuovoponte.html
We got 26% fuckers!!!
Continuation of last thread, which 404ed.
>Edit
31% now, we're in the lead by 22%.
Doesn't "Harambe" actually mean like working together for freedom or something normalfaggy? Guess another day until summer is out.
>totalwaste
>>702516116
I think, therefore
I am
SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE
>>702515133
Whats wrong fellow, Not philosophically sophisticated enough?
>>702515058
GENIUS!! My mind has been blow from this philosophy. My life is now changed.
>>702515058
This guy is a god among men.