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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dubs decides.
Put up Butt with timestamp
>>702516226
Eat it
eat it with a knife.
Then kill yourself with it.
>>702516226
jizz on it then eat it
>>702516226
eat it with a fork
I leave for the Airforce's boot camp in 2 days, ask me anything.
AFSC?
>>702516022
why didn't you join the navy instead?
are you just lazy, or kind of a bitch?
how many sandniggers you plan on killing?
>bootcamp
Went in Feb 2016
It's more like an annoying summer camp
You guys don't even have web belts anymore
you get a fucking backpack with ipad inside
the fuck
have fun doing EC shift i guess
>>702516115
1N3X1 - Ground Cryptologic Linguist. Air force said I am mildly color blind, so couldn't do Air. Funny thing is by the Navy's standards I am not colorblind. (was going Nuke before switching to Airforce)
Did you ever fuck an escort? Post your experiences.
>>702515489
Post more of her
>>702515489
No because I'm not a beta fag and I don't want herpes
>>702515489
What is escort?
>>702515822
A shitty WoW mission where you follow and protect an NPC
>>702515724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgVlWmXNltg
you're welcoome
Which would you choose?
>all jews die
>all muslims die
>>702515300
muslims, the jews mostly don't try to kill all of us
>>702515300
Quality thread m8
>all religious people die
/thread
>>702515300
it's way harder to get rid of all jews (though they are fewer)
also jews are more dangerous
-> jews
>>702515300
without the jew, muslims will be much more chill
What's the last pic, gif or webm you fapped to?
>>702515393
You're on 4chan, which means it was probably from facebook.
this
>>702515393
tell me your blackmail storys
>>702513294
How fuckin' lonely are you, kid?
I blackmailed a friend into sex.
>>702514048
I say friend
Don't do anything wrong
Girl accuses me of blackmail
Pay 1800 to prove my innocence.
Shits not fun
I have his friends cell numbers of anyone wants to mess with him
Chloe G Moretz Photoshop thread
Bump for OP
Hey /b/
Found this at my backyard door
What is it and what is it doing? Apparently it is bouncing on those things. dubs choose if I kill it or nah
>>702515004
Kill it
end it real fast
>>702515375
This
timestamp faggit
>>702515405
Alright, just lemme get a stick in case I'll kill it
Long story short, in Italy a new bridge is going to be open soon and they're running a poll to determine the name that it will have. One of the options is "Ponte Harambe" ("Harambe Bridge"). Please vote. http://www.lagazzettadelmezzogiorno .it/sondaggi/sondaggi/798869/ilnuov oponte.html
We got 26% fuckers!!!
Continuation of last thread, which 404ed.
>>702515714
>Edit
31% now, we're in the lead by 22%.
Doesn't "Harambe" actually mean like working together for freedom or something normalfaggy? Guess another day until summer is out.
>totalwaste
>>702516116
I think, therefore
I am
SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE
>>702515133
Whats wrong fellow, Not philosophically sophisticated enough?
>>702515058
GENIUS!! My mind has been blow from this philosophy. My life is now changed.
>>702515058
This guy is a god among men.
>>702515058
>I think, therefore
>I am
legion
Drawthread: Humble brags edition!
>>702515623
What is this witchcraft?
is that chrischan
>>702515101
go get em magmar
rrrrerr
Sup generous OP here again got more steam keys
Dubs = 1 key
Trips = 3 keys
Pls dont reroll it will get out of control leave male or steam id in roll GL HF
rolling t. poorfag
/id/notascammer
>>702515831
SAME THREAD YESTERDAY
BIG B8
>>702515831
rollerino!
/id/tecoloto/
>>702515963
93T7H-HG3BZ-3WBW9 winrar says somthing else but here is a free key for the bots to show im the real deal
>>702515831
Roll
Email: [email protected]
R.I.P
Itt post dead memes
No
>>702515539
whos this harambe looking nigga
Here's a dead meme for ya
death to the west
>18
>first week of university
>virgin
Any advice?
>>702513933
Loose your virginity
freshers mate, literally get pissed and have fun, you'll get laid
>>702514005
Thx fahm
Find a girl with low self-esteem and flatter her. Be nice. Like, more than any other man has been to her. This may mean you will be fucking a slightly less than gorgeous bitch, but whatever.
Once she likes you, start hanging out. Play the snuggle card, and then spoon. Works great with watching a movie. Eventually slap a kiss on her, then the fleshy pink gates are open to you.
To extract yourself from a relationship starting to form, you can tell her that she's a fantastic friend or whatever.
I've tweaked this to a science. It works.
>>702514389
>what a fantastic friend you are
"Just try harder" thread.
We're all in mutual agreement that no furries are allowed here.
We all seem like straight/round about individuals.
>>702514650
straight as a roundabout.
>>702514711
Ohohoho, you rascal
I am straight as a roundabout.
Creepy spoopy scary shit please! Dumb it! I would like short stories too! I'll start by dumping my folder.
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Assigned male thread.
This shit man. Cut it off.
>>702513727
reporting in, i classify as a nonstick pan.
>>702513727
I sexually identify as a set of venetian blinds.
I love nothing more than lowering myself over a window and blocking out the sunlight.
Check your curtain privilege
>>702513968
OP here, what does that even mean?
Best shit ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yeq Vxzo-LYA
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>>702513826
I get it :D
A Cat and a Mouse kek.
>>702514297
That was shit-tier famalam.
>>702513826
babko?
Economics or Statistics? What's the better major
>>702513979
ti 82 stats
name of girl in the middle, shes so white l0ol
If you like game theory, go with Economics.
If you like data science, go with Statistics.
If you're not planning on many years of grad school, pick something else.
>>702514446
Elsa Jean
Economics. Teaches you how not to live like a nigger that uses taxpayer money
