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Ok so b I need some advice , I'm out of rehab since febuary and have been clean since I asked one of the girls at work today for a few ciggerettes untill I get played tommrow .
She says no problem and gives me a box (that I didn't open untill I got home ) and I see she put 5 smokes and a joint in it . I rang and told her she put a dooby in the box and she said she left it there for me because it's really sunny out , I was in rehab for benzos and weed and ketamine and I don't know what do to , please help .
Rehab. For weed?
if u just came out of rehab then don't smoke it dude
Throw it out if you don't want it? Jesus you need rehab for dumbass
lol, take more ketamine til your bladder falls out and your skin rots off fag
didn't read but I just have to say that from this picture I can tell that you are incredibly poor
ITT: The one celeb you must want to fuck, continued
>>687464844
most*
this is the troll marina thread saged
real thread here
>>687464535
>>687464535
>>687464535
>>687465087
He's in that thread too you know.
Showing my girlfriend /b/ for the first time
>roast us
>show us the best you faggots have to offer
>show us the worst you faggots have to offer
>trips with a request wins that request
Blowjob
Show us your girlfriend's tits or I'll roast your dumb fucking neckbeard.
>>687466641
Post pic with your dick in her mouth
I got ya fam.
Stop being a faggot. Tits or gtfo
Post ITT or this will happen to your back tomorrow morning
>tfw your back is itching already
>>687466360
That's a sponge.
>>687466360
Thats a sponge
Try harder newfag
>>687466360
That's nothing more than shit grade photoshop.
>>687466360
So I'll turn into SpongeBob?
>>687466360
Tyrophobia?
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>>687471382
>>687471666
>>687471382
Still on this guy.
Two trips needed
lets do it
Hail satan
the pain
Deutsch THread
#original
wie gehts
wie stehts
was geht am we
wie kriegt man wieder ein gf im 21. jhd
anschluss post
um GOT_TES WIL_LEN NEIN!
wie kommst du auf so einen scheiß, der verletzt mich tief
>>687456936
wat
>>687456798
hau ab du opfer
>>687457053
damit du in langeweile versinkst? ne ne du
kennt ihr das fühl: getrnken, flaschen, und euere arme ziehe sich zum körper?
so viel hab ich nicht aber nix gegessen den tag
roll carefully since you'll be choosing the only position you'll fuck in for the rest of your life
>>687461812
rolling
roooooool
Rollerino
OP here. Reply to your own roll post to tell whether you're happy with your roll.
Rolly polley
S/fur, let cum rain down.
There I helped
Waifu Claiming Thread
Claim your waifu/husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun.
Snek is still a cute.
>>687469904
What did he mean by this?
THREAD POLL:
do you own a firearm?
does your waifu?
>>687469231
She's not real
>>687469946
Hello, did you have smarties?
>>687470111
I don't, Mein waifu does though
post random photos. Anything goes.
Anyhing goes
>>687471168
Heaven knows, anything goes.
>>687471168
yes, trains included
>>687470971
10/10 Celeb Thread
/b/ writes a song
One note at a time! Afterwards I will compose the song and upload it.
I'll start with E4
G#
D#4
F###
C
>>687462073
Quarter Rest
Tell me... do you dare /b/?
Bitchimtheshit
Fuck you faggot
GIMME THAT FUCKIN REVOLVER
easy peasy
ayy m8 fuck ur shit
Start rolling /b/
>>687460127
rolling
>>687460364
Here ya go
>>687460127
rollo
>>687460127
neger
FB fab thead continiued
nice girl
Creep shot thread
post your chicks you shouldnt share or whatever continued pt iii
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>>687467768
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>>687467927
Stunning
TRAPS are the ultimate redpill. When did you realize this? It's the only way the escape the female trickery and guilt-tripping that has decimated our societies?
>>687443289
Traps are a man's best friend.
>>687443289
A trap is a man
Wasn't this just on /pol/
>you wouldn't date those she-beasts, would you, anon?
>gabealliseeisfaggots.webm
Is a footjob considered cheating?
My girlfriend broke down in tears and confessed me she gave one to a mutual friend after a party.
I really don't know what to think or do.
>>687462273
Are you retarded? If you simply think about fucking someone, that's already cheating and your relationship is a waste of time.
>>687462273
footjobs aren't as bad as stale pasta. so basically you're a retard.
It's cheating. She touched another man in a romantic, sexy way. she don't love you man, break up with her now.
>>687462273
Sorry but it is cheating.
Being alone is the best choice for ya.
>>687462273
It is cheating I guess.
Depending how upset you are, try use this to your advantage. It could have been a lot worse, but she broke down in tears from a footjob? You have the power here, so do whatever you want.
But to reiterate the answer to your question, yes, I'd say its cheating. It was not only a sexual act to give another man pleasure, but it was also catering to a specific fetish.
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K well trips^
ez bread
Skip
the real game is more easy
get trips
