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What's her/his name /b/? Tell me a story, what happened?
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>>687467422
anna

i am pathetically obsessed with her to the point where it is a little sad
because she does not even know i exist and would probably hate me if she did
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I'll start

>be me
>met a girl couple of years back on a festival
>she gave us a place to stay because we were sleeping on a bench
>dig everything about her, love talking to her and shit
>don't do anything because i have a gf of 3 years, and i'm not that kind of guy
>we maintain contact, she comes to visit
>don't do anything because autism
fast forward 2 years
>go to the same festival
>drunk off my ass but function perfectly because of massive ammounts of amphetamines
>see her again after exiting the rave stage like 7 am
>somehow end up at this apartment with her and her buddy
>drink some more
>we go to bed together, i give her a half-hug and pass out because alcohol
I literally have stomach pains because of how autistic i am

>>687467873
>and would probably hate me if she did
Why do you think that?
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> First saw her
>omgmyheart.gif
>I see her everyday on the bus
>I managed to get her name with facebook
>creep, yes I know
>I added her
>that's here, fuck yeah
>I tried to say something but couldn't
>after a day she most likely figured that it was the guy who keeps looking at her by my profile pic
>next day I grab my balls and get ready to say something
>her account is deleted and gone
>fuckmylife.jpeg
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>>687468394
>her account is deleted and gone
What makes you think its because of you? Why don't you go and introduce yourself in person?

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Deutsch THread
#original Nr 2

wie gehts
regnets bei euch
sommer oder winter
euer lieblings frauentyp
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>>687481667
>MIMIMIMI
Noch jemand erfüllt von einem Gefühl tiefster Genugtuung?
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>ÄCK
Schade :( tut mir leid Bruder
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>wie gehts
gut, heute ist Donnerstag, das Weed ist weggeraucht und erst am Wochenende gibt's neues. Nur noch einmal schlafen.
>regnets bei euch
Nein, Sonnenschein, ~22°C
>sommer oder winter
Frühling und Sommer.
>euer lieblings frauentyp
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>>687481364
n versuch ises wert
was mach ich dann ?
so wie ich sie noch kenne, wird sie kurz antworten, sagen wie es ihr geht, mich fragen wie es mir geht
und dann??
ich will ja ieder kontakt knüpfen und nicht das alles in ner 10 minüten konversation fallen lassen

Rule 34 thread
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The one celeb you most want to fuck, continued.
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>>687481969
Good ass.
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>>687481630
Always wanted to fuck her pretty mouth

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waifu claim thread

>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
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Hey.
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Lewd Feet Edition
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>>687479614
>minimum rp/erp
imma dick in your dick.

Celebs that are ugly, but you still wanna fuck.
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that makes no sense
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So basically, butterface
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>>687474153
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>>687474263
it makes perfect sense. they're not conventionally attractive, even what some might refer to as ugly but they still have a strange sexual appeal.

>>687474266
not exactly, but kinda.

Hold down - for as long as you can hold your breath.

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No greentext thread? Greentext thread. YLYL edition faggots
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kek
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>>687447091
If you can find a girl willing to dress up as Mr. Clean for you, you've got yourself a keeper.
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This haircut. I fucking love it. Post pics or vids or whatever

Blunt bangs make my dick ROCK HARD

Bonus points for dark hair and glasses
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Here's a tittymonster

http://mylust.com/videos/58935/one-of-the-best-milfs-with-awesome-huge-natural-knockers/
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More prone
http://www.xvideos.com/video6045833/sex_massage_session_with_cum_shot#_tabComments

Pics will just be of rando qts though
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Video isn't great but the chick is hot as fuck
http://www.xvideos.com/video18895231/nerdy_girl_stripteasing_with_pussy_flashing_-_fatbootycams.com

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Post your fridge
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>>687477787
What happened to the other fridge thread?
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>>687477787
Nästan quads min man. Fin bibel
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>>687477787
It's you're* fridge faggot.
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>>687477937
Quints.

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Fb fap continued 3
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more of her if anon from last thread follows, please
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you're literal 10/10
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>>687476740
Don't you mean your 10 yr olds?
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>>687476740
>You're literal 10/10
>You are literal 10/10

Aww thanks OP!
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>>687476740
I am?! Thanks!
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>>687476935
>>687476939
thanks me too

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RIDE ETERNAL SHINY AND CHROME
Roll - google your posts' last 4 digits - the first image is your ride eternal.
How fucked are you?
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>>687476175
WITNESS ME
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WITNESS ME!
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>>687476175
WHAT A LOVELY DAY
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>>687476393
oh fuck yes.

"Orange" here. A few days ago, I posted on this board to inform you all that I wanted to do something BIG on my last week of school.


Well. Here I am. In my school library.

It is time. Trips decide wat do. I will deliver, since I have nothing to lose.
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>>687473502
Weren't you gonna dress like a tranny and shit in the women's bathroom or something? Go do that.
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Shoot it up niggy
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Timestamp and proof you're at school
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Just leave and enjoy life

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post your chicks you shouldnt share or whatever continued pt iv
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just post the copy link
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***ELECTION GAME***

- Candidates are Donald Trump (R), Hillary Clinton (D), Gary Johnson (I), and Bernie Sanders (I). No write-ins.
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RULES:

- To play, you roll for your candidate to win any of the states you wish. Rolls should include the candidate AND the state you're rolling for (Ex. "Trump California").

- To win a state, you have to roll dubs. Rolls trips give your candidate double the electoral votes for that state. Quads give triple the winnings, and so on.

- 270 electoral votes to win! If no one reaches 270, the top 2 candidates compete in a final House Vote!
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Johnson Vermont
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>>687478909
rerell
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Sanders NJ

Last loli thread died
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http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/53/
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FB fap thread continued 2
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For whoever wanted more of her . I'm back
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>>687479337
yowza

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Ok so b I need some advice , I'm out of rehab since febuary and have been clean since I asked one of the girls at work today for a few ciggerettes untill I get played tommrow .
She says no problem and gives me a box (that I didn't open untill I got home ) and I see she put 5 smokes and a joint in it . I rang and told her she put a dooby in the box and she said she left it there for me because it's really sunny out , I was in rehab for benzos and weed and ketamine and I don't know what do to , please help .
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Rehab. For weed?
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if u just came out of rehab then don't smoke it dude
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Throw it out if you don't want it? Jesus you need rehab for dumbass
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lol, take more ketamine til your bladder falls out and your skin rots off fag

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ITT: The one celeb you must want to fuck, continued
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>>687464844
most*
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this is the troll marina thread saged

real thread here

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