Archived threads in /b/ - Random - 4868 page
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
can we get a celeb thread?
your go to pics
b rated/youtube girls acceptable
1/?
2/?
3/?
Loli bread
Gonna dump this thing.
What is your secret /b/?
I have been having sex with my 35 year old mom, and 12 year old sister for the past six months.
>>679889721
Im lying to myself everytime
>>679890068
that's awesome
> be me, 34m
> brain damage from meth
> heart damage from 4 heart attacks in one weekend 4 years ago
>copd smoking cigs since I was 12
> bad hip from car accident
>>679890068
Tell stories. Don't care if fake.
what health problems do you have /b/?? :(
Eye cancer.
Illness.
>Common Variable Immunodeficiency (CVID)
>Arnold-Chiari Malformation
>Tourette's
>Borderline Personality Disorder
Professionally diagnosed because I'm not a retard.
New body and brain pl0x.
>>679889450
Looks cool at least. Are you going to retain sight in that eye?
Type 1 diabetes
>>679890429
Literally all made up. Compulsive liar and probable aspergers would be my diagnosis.
Loli voice acting thread
Roll a 9
say ''Oh don, your cock taste so good.''
>>679898376
rerolling
>>679898376
reroll
Apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur
>>679898376
rerollingg
Dubs = you're gonna have a good week.
Trips = amazing week.
69 = sex week
007 = you get ganked
Quads = you're gonna get hit by a bus.
Quints = You become morgan freeman
>>679897820
Roll
c'mon, daddy needs a new pair of weeks
>>679897820
>>679897820
rell
J.K. Rowling
Post chubbies part 2
continued from >>679868589
>>679890470
>>679890635
Real tits?
Rates/comments/any more requests before I go?
>>679890470
>>679890635
>>679890791
Very real.
Want to see them?
How does this make you feel?
Typical army
>>679893174
I don't care that they're two dudes. But the fact that he's proposing in an apple store makes this very gay.
What do you expect, it's the German army
alright /b/, moment of truth
what's your favorite piece in Chex Mix?
rye chip aficionado reporting in
>>679879489
1 rye chip, 2 wheat chex, 2 corn chex in one mouthful master race reporting in.
corn chex + circle/square pretzel
the rest can go in the trash
Everyone's favorite is rye chip
>>679879489
In order of preference
1) rye chip
2) corn chex
3) wheat chex
4) breadstick
5) circle
6) square
Rye bro here
draw thread
>>679884811
>>679884819
sorry guys i suddenly feel like im gonna pass out
im gonna go lie down
>>679885446
lie down forever n die
Any artists taking requests if so, draw this Yordle please. <3
Have fun anons!
evenin
gib drawfags and i'll draw them with my eyes closed
01001001011101000010000001101110011 00101011101100110010101110010001000 0001100101011011100110010001110011
>>679891043
this is the greatest spook in the history of our sport
this is happening
Bump for interest
I suppose this is the cont of the previous thread, anyway i still cn't send any pics as i said low on internet data but will post as soon as we are back, right now im losing signal but we are hiking trough a cleared area doesn't seem to berestricted area or anything
Traps?
>>679880530
>>679880530
does listening to celine dion while sucking dick make me gay?
>>679880760
no
vid related: me being a totally normal pussy slaying heterosexual
>>679880760
Duh.
>>679881079
your ass is gross, no more please
actually, everything about this is gross
Cuck Thread pt. 3. Post pics of girls and other anons say how they would fuck them.
Reminder to post replies to get replies
>>679883953
Where do I start.
I love it when she plays with my balls, using her delicate tongue, and always pays extra attention of looking up at me, as to make sure that I'm enjoying everything. She licks the shaft so well, you'd think she was tasting a juicy popsicle. I caress her tits, and feel her hard nipples. She continues slobbering my cock with her warm mouth. While I'm sitting down relaxing, she gets up off her knees, and proceeds to gently tease my cock with her pussy. She's soaking, and obviously turned...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>679888536
I would push her face against the mirror and fuck her in the ass. She has to watch herself getting fucked like an animal and see me cum down her back.
How would u fuck me daddy?
61316bgs
>>679889975
>>679890094
>>679890242
>getting new credit card tomorrow
>can put a custom image on it
>roll trips choose the image i put on it
The first cock in reply to my post.
>>679897724
just use that one, it's pretty dope
>>679897724
roll
>>679897724
>>679897724
in 30 minutes gonna happen something awesome in brazil,choose globo channel and wait
Fuck off phagot
Why
>>679881742
Nah
>>679881742
Killing yourself will not be awesome and will not make the news. Fuck off, queer.
>30 minutes
not with those speeches
ITT: youtubers that aren't cancer
>implying there is such a thing
idubbbz is ok
Pewdiepie
>>679883425
Yeah pewdiepie is god tier
Leafyishere
>>679883313
Wish that bitch had nude herself in the movie.
Only quads can save doggo.
>>679887222
DON'T DO IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!
>>679887222
Kek
>>679887222
That looks like Meteos' dog.
summer sure is early
Timestamp faggot
Femanon here. So I've heard the phrase "his balls drop" a few times before referring to male puberty. Does that actually happen in a noticeable way? do young boys feel their balls drop when it happens? Does it happen all at once?
Yes it's actually pretty shocking, and a bit painful. They just kind of release.
yea hurts like hell especially if big balls
>>679877290
Yeah they can actually drop down to about our knees for a little while, extremely painful. Doesn't last long though like less than a day
Also tits or gtfo
Not sure if b8 or just ignorant as fuck...
>>679877579
To add, it's a bit like with breasts, I think. You get a little tender down there, thinking something is going wrong, and then this hideous flesh sack drops out of your bottom one day. Without a little forewarning I don't know what I would have though was wrong with me.
Describe your life and general activities in a greentext /b/
>work (software dev)
>manage revenue generating websites
>chill with my few friends (often involving the following: )
>smoke lots of weed
>take too much adderall
>get drunk
>vidya/netflix/crunchyroll
>walks and hikes with my dog
>lift
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I'm a nigger
>unemployed
>19, male
>living with parents
>20k in savings
>don't do drugs
>handful of friends i rarely associate with
>emoblog on irc all day
>sleep a lot
>don't play many games
>don't read much
>listen to a lot...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>679882789
>wake up
>take a swig from water bottle
>turn kettle on
>stare blankly at the morning sung
>make coffee
>have shower and morning hygiene stuff
>take a walk
>head home
>sit at desk
>check emails
...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>679883122
Get a jerb faggot
>19
>play shitty games
>procrastinate on assignments until last minute
