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I have this problem that I need to tell. I've been having these strange dreams for the past few weeks. I will go into more detail about them if anyone is interested. For now, I just need some advice on how to get more sleep.
Yeah sure tell us about the strange dreams.
>I just need some advice on how to get more sleep.
I don't know. I don't sleep very much as well. You could take sleeping pills.
just kys OP
It all started last month. The first dream I had was me just standing in front of a mirror. I couldn't move. I just stood there staring at my face. Then it started to melt away into a black void. The void started to speak to me in a low voice, "are you still looking?". That's when I woke up.
>>674377697It all started last month. The first dream I had was me just standing in front of a mirror. I couldn't move. I just stood there staring at my face. Then it started to melt away into a black void. The void started to speak to me in a low voice, "are you still looking?". That's when I woke up.
Eat something, fap and take a hot shower before you go to sleep
good morning
>>674375506
Don't do this to me, I can't stand it.
ayylmao
is that you op? if it is your us your pussy
>>674375506
Good morning. Nice tits
***U.S. ELECTION GAME #2 CONTINUED***
Get in here and roll for your favorite candidate to win as many states as possible! We go on a state-by-state basis. To win a state, you have to roll a '0' or dubs.
IMPORTANT: For a roll to count, your comment must include the name of your candidate AND be a response to the latest map update!
First to 270 electoral votes wins! If no one reaches 270, the top 2 battle it out in a General Election.
PAST WINNERS:
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*2 MINUTE UNTIL GAME CONTINUES*
-OP
Trump has a slight lead over Sanders early on.
-OP
time for a quick fap sesh
>>674379878
Kentucky votes right now.
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i had a bad day at work
sorry, this isn't in english (i doubt it really matters)
Post all your saved greentexts
/b/ opens a store. What can you buy there?
Chocolate milk and pizza.
>>674378745
shitty, realistic scratch and sniff stickers
Nothing because it burns down overnight.
Bananas. Just fucking piles of bananas
Dragon dildos
How often do you guys get dubs?
[spoiler]Like right now[spoiler/]
all the time, like these
evvvvryday
>>674378603
ALWAYS
>>674378603
Twice everyday... thats why its called Dubs.
>newfag
>mfw
So it has been said, and so it will be
>>674378941
i don'T think so
check 'em
>>674378834
>cue debate whether or not OP counts as a post when fifth post inevitably has 7
ayyyyyy
Hey guys. Let's just post damn beautifully rendered images.
I don't care if their original shit or Pixar screencaps.
I just want pretty fuckin pictures.
>I don't care if its porn either, but I prefer casual shit than porn.
>the image is an 18 year old individual
>so calm your shit
>18 year old Boo from Monsters Inc.
>inb4 loli fags
>>674375666
Check em.
Sweet Satan trips anon
>>674375638
>not wanting loli
>the image is an 18 year old individual
it's a cartoon - you can say she's 180 and be technically correst
>>674375758
Who said I didn't want loli? Not what I made the thread for, but I could care less if its posted.
Guys send me your cocks on snapchat. I'll send back boobs and more. Zaster66
Add me
>hey guys here's this girl that rejected me and wouldn't send me nudes so send her dicks XDXDXDXDXDdDXddxddx
Just send and see
>>674374350
/thread
>>674374722
Never added me back
Illness and medication thread. Confirmed DX only. I'll start
Diagnosis: Autism, OCD, Social Phobia, General Anxiety Disorder: Severe
Meds:
Klonopin .5 mg as needed
Gabapentin 600 MG twice daily
Paxil 40 MG once daily
Shit was really rough for me due to the Autism and how any changes to routine would cause my anxiety to spike to levels where I have meltdowns. Recently the increase to 1200 mg of Gabapentin daily calmed me the fuck down and I can now function semi ok for once in my life.
Rolling
>>674373026
OP You're not a person
>>674375322
You got me, I'm Google's new A.I.
Brivaracetam, razadyne,
>>674377391
Sorry you are on those meds man. I hope the best for you.
>Get Windows 10
>Get Windows 10
>Get Windows 10
>Get Windows 10
>Get Windows 10
>tfw want to buy a new laptop, got the money and all and the only thing keeping me is that they all come with windows 10 now and I just wanna stay away from this shit for as long as possible
>still on xp pro
Windows 10 is pretty meh imo
>I like snorting meth and jerking off for hours until I cum like a fountain
What's it like snorting meth? Always been curious
>>674376755
>I like jerking cum and snorting off for hours until I meth like a fountain
>>674376755
XDDDDD SO EDGY AND RANDOM!!!! XDDDDDDD
I want to fuck my girlfriend's sister.
>>674377108
I want to fuck my sister's girlfriend
I have fucked my sister's girlfriend
Kik han_hanxox
Spoilt stuck up and cheats on her boyfriend.
Gallery is her
http://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/ 5807597/dumb_nympho_slut.html
Chatting to her now
Love dis
>>674376830
update?
>>674376830
This has potential
Anyone got her fb, Twitter or insta?
Sexuality is not a choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYd cvRe7ox8
This is my proof
>>674374736
>>674374804
Well you can still choose to have sex, in fact you can have sex with anything you can fit your dick in.
But being elusively attracted to some thing that isn't your sexual opposite is a mental disorder.
But because sex is involved no one cares.
>>674375568
I dont think its a mental disorder, its just a genetic variance.
"disorders" are defined to impair the normal functioning of an individual. Sexuality does not do that. It may be a mental thing but it only benefits the diversity of all earth life.
>>674376170
The normal sexual function is impair, for example the man is supposed to fuck the woman, but is only interested in fucking the man.
Also Homosexuals, which is what I assume your talking about, add no diversity other than social.
A lion doesn't care about a gay lion, because he's not intelligent enough to understand social difference.
Even in human social context a regular function gay, only adds a slight deviation of perspective and nothing else.
All that being said, like...
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>>674376600
Yeah I see what your saying. but I'd agree more if the same statement referred to trans. That's more of a mental disorder than hetero/homosexual relationships.
its nearly st patricks day.
post all things irish in this thread
>>674375415
>>674375735
what is google images
Dubs decides the caption for my OC cat reaction face
>>674373901
when you die
i'll eat your face
OC cat reaction face
>>674375066
boom done
>>674375088
not this one though, i just keep getting dubs
>>674373901
I ride for my niggas
I die for my niggas
And you still denying fucking the bunny /b/, why?
Sorry, I'm not into bestiality. :)
you could, but you shouldnt
>>674375772
>>674375772
I don't. I would fuck her until she shits carrots
i will fuck her
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