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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Dubs has to fap and cum to this
na nigga
rool
>>685965852
rollerino
Aaaand nope
gonna show you how to properly fap and cum to this
rolling
faces of /b/ thread continued
>>685949346
bump for the Carice van Houten Lookalike (also posting again fuk u)
>>685970052
holy macaroni you lookin great pal
>>685970240
The Carice van houten look alike
>>685970483
go back to tinder you fucktard
Waifu Claiming Thread
Claim your waifu/husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun!
>>685972273
kagami claimed!!!
first for kyouko
I'm here.
>>685972273
Reclaiming Bughorse
Best type moon claimed
pics you can rely on for a good fap
post pictures of cock tributes you've saved
You wake up with Superman's powers. What do you do?
>Rape
>>685963413
Defeat Goku.
>>685963413
fap in the air.
Manage to get everything I need to live comfortably the rest of my life without anyone noticing me, fly a lot I guess, kill some people, go to space.
>>685963413
Rule the world
What Call of Duty did you have fun with the most, /b/?
I enjoyed MW2's story and multi player. I've played other Cods but none were as fun for me as MW2.
>>685964527
CoD 4 back in 2007/08
no dispute
>>685964617
This nigga knows his shit.Using the same 3 killstreaks on maps filled with 60 players, back when people set up servers, way more fun.
>>685964527
I liked how BO2 felt but definitely MW2 is the best
>>685964858
i'm not into MP
the story is what catches me
>>685964527
COD is shit, small maps and no vehicles
>Battefield master race reporting in
Hello
Send them to snapchat:
Googleinger
>>685961798
Very vascular, nice size
>>685961798
Gross, dude.
>>685961798
Before you ask: No, it was not you that I was looking for.
Flat is justice thread
Small tits are the best tits
>>685962475
fuck flat tits
My friends and I like to get together and watch funny/bizarre videos and songs when we get stoned.
Give me some of the best you got!
Flat isn't good
Small tits are good
But the ass gott be huge
Flat is fine
>>685962639
you get together with your friends, get stoned and watch porn?
last time i heard that story, it ended with an orgy without any additional participants
Deutschlandfaden!
Fragen:
Wann das letzte Mal im Kino? Was gesehen?
Nudeln, Kartoffeln oder Reis?
Beste Talk-Show?
>>685965090
Am Liebsten nur Krabbe.
>>685965090
>Wann das letzte Mal im Kino? Was gesehen?
28 Dezember oder so, Herr der Ringe, Schlacht der Fünf Heere
>Nudeln, Kartoffeln oder Reis?
Kartoffeln! Bratkartoffeln!
>Beste Talk-Show?
Keine.
>>685965090
>nie
>Reis
>keine
scheinen heute nicht meine fragen zu sein
Ich werde dazu gezwungen.
>>685965090
>Wann das letzte Mal im Kino? Was gesehen?
Am Samstag, X-Men, war gar nicht mal so gut
>Nudeln, Kartoffeln oder Reis?
Alles. Wobei mir Kartoffeln zu anstrengend sind zu kochen. Erst waschen, dann schälen, dann kochen und dann weiter verarbeiten. Ist mir zu blöd.
>Beste Talk-Show?
Schaue sowas nicht.
Celeb Thread IV: waifus continued
>>685971199
Hallelujah
Mexican Sluts
>>685963200
whos that??? sauce???
>>685963200
>all of them
>except the mega catholic ones
>>685963418
wish I knew I love Mexican sluts
>>685963533
Mega catholic ones are the best ones.
They are the biggest closet sluts
>>685963724
this is a stupid fantasy, you're retarded
and confusing "girls who go to church because their abuela makes them" with actual religious people
Is it worth the price?
Do you wanna pay for shills
>>685956396
If you have a PC, then yes +($40)
On console, a bit over priced
Yes, it's worth it. But only pussies pay full retail. Check out G2A.com and GreenManGaming.
>>685956396
Nope, not paying 60 for a TF2 reskin.
>>685956396
NO
This's just Team fortress 2 reskinned...
don't buy it unless you are a blizzard fanboy, then there is no turning back
Yesterday i wa masturbati g and this shit came out,i never had sex,it doenst itch or hurt,so i dont thinks its herpes,what can it be?
that is herpes. no doubt in my mind, that is herpes. do you have HSV-1 ( like mouth sores) did you lick your to masturbate? did you give yourself genital herpes?
>>685963033
Herpes bro, you got a life sentence you filthy faggot
>>685963371
>Did you lick your to masturbate.
>>685963371
I dont lick when i masturbate
>>685963033
You can have herpes on your fingers, especially around the nails. Don't worry too much. It's probably only Simplex 1, because that's the kind that causes most normal cold soars that people get on their lips. Type1 does not reflash much if ever on the genitals. The first outbreak is usually the worst.
Type2 is "genital herpes", though, the truth is you can get herpes on any part of your body, just lokc Chicken Pox
Post blue-haired girls
> Post blue-haired girls
posts CP ...
>>685966381
>CP
Top kek, newfriend
>>685966381
Newfag
>>685966134
>post blue haired girls
posts a trap ...
>>685966134
MOAR!
Fat people
>325 pound fat man walking with his 3 year old son into Supercuts
>someone in car going 5 mph already stopping to let him go
>says to son, in a voice that sounded like it was slowed down because he's so fat "WATCH-OUT-FOR-THIS-MORON"
>>685967606
people who ignore the sidewalk and walk in the street
People who browse 4chan
>>685967851
there's not enough "this" for THIS
Muslims
I'll just leave this here.
Also looking for sauce, only have the first 51 pages
Post a girl you know, anons will degrade her and say how they'd fuck her cont from >>685944871
Crazy Girl on Local news.
Most others of her are from a year later when she lost a bit of weight
how would you fuck a slutty bitch-face like this?
Use her
Why do you pedo fags post cp in the first place if you know you're getting banned?
>>685958408
Bump. Also general spidey thread
>>685958408
Pro tip: it's actually the mods.
>>685958643
MODSSSS. WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT. I AINT ASK FOR THAT
>>685958408
ever heard of w.t. snacks
>>685958944
No. why.
Drawthread
>>685960950
Still open to request, just in case
I mean I could, but why would I want to? ;)
>>685961835
I donno u teal me :DDDD
I'm taking SFW requests. For the Emperor!
