Whats your most fucked story /b/
Usually these start with the OP telling one of his own, to kick start things.
>>715371452
>be me
>your a faggot
I killed a man in reno just to watch him die
>>715372203
holy shit
Chubby thread vol 2.
Old one reached image limit
Ex gf
Fluffy threead "the cancer that is killing /b" edition
fuck off nigger
Bumping for interest, I will lurk
snow is awful
but I love snow
its oppressive dry cold that I can't stand
snow reflects light into my light sensitive eyes making it nearly impossible to see outside when there's snow and when it's bright since it hurts to look at it or outside in general
among other things is why i think snow is awful
that's awful too. how are you doing
I am spendid
trying to get high. I was going to work out again today but instead I'm going to declare it too cold to sweat.
Why???
Please stop
>>715370381
Because you touch yourself at night.
>>715370381
hey /b/! it's my eighteenth birthday today; can i get a few happy birthdays? :-)
what's your first name ?
You can go shove a pipe up your cunt and or asshole ya fucking faggot/whore
molly :-)
>>715372680
thank you! :D
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>715343985
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
C-L-A-I-M-E-D
Christmas hat for the holidays
>>715367899 (lovely)
Well, yes. But that doesn't mean the same the other way around.
Like silence isn't musical by it's self, nor is just white noise.
Idk. Maybe music theory means nothing though. :\
>>715368098 (chara)
Well that's good :)
>>715368680 (autistic seamonkey)
rawr :3
Pro brewer fag here, help me name my new beer /b/. It's a chocolate milk stout.
>>715370188
Call it "Beer! It's for Kids!" Whole new market. They'll love the chocolate milk thing. You'll make a fortune.
what does it taste like
>>715370367
Like a velvety chocolate bomb, 10lbs of cacao nibs were used on a 7bbl batch.
Black Cum
Just dumping my friend fuck it 1/40
>>715371867
2/40
>>715371888
3/40
>>715371910
4/40
>>715371945
5/40
S/fur bird edition
>>715367284
Posts sane pic lol
Nude game: IMPROVED Edition
READ THE FUCKING Rules are simple:
1.Post clothed Picture of your girlfriend/wife or ex and choose a number between 0 and 9.
2.If someone replies with that number (last Digit), you post any Picture they request.
3.Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.
4.If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her will count as vaild.
5.Reply only to Pictures with numbers, don't reroll on your roll expecting OP to see it.
6.PLEASE LINK TO YOUR ORIGINAL PICTURE when you deliver wins.
Don't post unless you are prepared to deliver
Friends you fap to.
*crickets*
is she your only friend OP?
>>715370233
Keep posting that bitch
Continuation of a Game of /b/ros
MUPDATE: Turn 15
Open Houses: Baratheon
Open Schisms: Bolton, Crakehall, Harlaw, Mallister, Redwyne, Royce, Swann and Yronwood
Event: Fall is Here - Everyone receives a +1 S bonus for all Siege rolls
>>715368177
Lannister > Siege Golden Tooth
Come on lads.
>Lord Silenius Lannister, Lord of Casterly Rock, Lord Paramount of the Westerlands, Warden of the West, Nephew of the Kingslayer (and the Imp), Wielder of His Valyrian Steel Shortsword “Oathkeeper”, The Bold, The Cunning, The Witty, The Strong, The Courageous, The Excretor of Gold and The Powerful Lion
>Alliances:
>Non Aggression Pacts:
>>715368177
Attack stark
>King Andrik of the Iron Islands
>House Greyjoy
>Allies:Baratheon
>NAP/Open Borders: Arryn
>King of the Iron Islands (+2 IIs, +1 all)
>>715368177
Siege SE
>Prince Ricios Martell, The Young Cobra , Protector of Dorne, Ruler of Sunspear
>Allies: Tyrell
>NAP:
>>715368177
Go through Arryn, with consent, to the Iron Isles.
>King Eddard Stark
>NAP: Arryn
>Bonus: Winter is Coming (1)
>King of the North: +1 T Everywhere, +2 Ts in the North.
Girls in bras thread.
>Be me, 23
>Have little sister, 16
>Little sister's friend comes over, 15
>I have turned the basement of our house into a 2-bedroom apartment thing with kitchen and living room.
>Chilling in the basement, drinking, listening to music, and playing some pool and darts.
>Sister and friend come down and want to hang out and I don't have a problem with that.
>Eventually talk me into letting them hit my alcohol stash. My sister regularly does this.
>Have a pretty good night, eventually sister goes to bed and her friend says "I'm not tired yet, i'm just going to hang out with Anon a little longer"
>We're talking; eventually, "I wish I could find a guy like you, all guys my age are stupid."
>Drunk me: "I wish I could find someone like you Femanon."
>We start to kiss and makeout pretty heavy and she sleeps with me.
>We don't sex, but she does strip down to her underwear and we cuddle.
>This morning before her mom picks her up, she gives me her number, kisses me, and tells me she can't wait to hangout again.
>About thirty minutes later, get a facebook notification "Confirm Relationship Request"
Am I fucked /b/? Pic related.
>>715355410
She's banging Jaquan behind your back op.
>>715355410
yep
>put your dick in her. Deny relation request and tell her it's better for her
Girls that young are easy to manipulate.
Do NOT accept that request Anon.
Msg her about it.. But disclose nothing over social media, text, etc.
You both need to play this close to the chest if you want it to continue anywhere.. Lack of evidence allows you to deny deny deny if things go sour.
...
write "Schneeballsystem"
>>715363872
brav, jetzt schreib "Dieser Schwanz gehört 8ball"
This is the perfect girl.
Prove me wrong.
Pro tip, you can't.
>>715353003
Shut the fuck up, nazi cunt.
>>715353003
>Putting filthy black ink on skin permanently
>Perfect
Fucking dropped.
>>715353103
Michael come up stairs and get your pizza pockets
>>715353003
a bit too much edge for me
ITT we're in an office
Sure is a nice day today
*opens stall*
WHO THE FUCK DIDN'T FLUSH
>>715367136
Do we work here, or are we just here for some unknown reason?
OP is the gay secretary.
Morning guys, don't you love working at an office on an upper floor of the World Trade Center? Yesterday September 10th,2001 was my sons birthday. How is everyone doing?
Deutschfaden
Fragen
1. Normie oder FrogFag?
2. Mensch oder Tier?
3. Alkohol und/oder Drogen?
4. Musiktip (optional)
>>715361134
und DEUS VULT
kein fotzen faden? :(
>>715361134
sers, ösianon grüßt!
>1. Normie oder FrogFag?
an der grenze balancierend
>2. Mensch oder Tier?
mensch
>3. Alkohol und/oder Drogen?
implizierend ersteres wäre nicht zweiteres - aber: Ja!
>4. Musiktip (optional)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
>>715361134
>1. Normie oder FrogFag?
:)
>2. Mensch oder Tier?
Mensch..
>3. Alkohol und/oder Drogen?
Alk selten
>4. Musiktip (optional)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-PkAQcuZOw
What the fuck is wrong this god damn cat?
>out of nowhere 2 weeks ago it appears at my deck
>comes to my deck every day and almost never leaves it
>the second it sees me, it runs up to me and starts profusley meowing at me
>once it starts this it wont stop for like five minutes, even if i close the door and ignore it
>runs away if im ever too close too it
>constantly meowing at me, if i go out of the house from there it follows me loosley
I don't own it and I know 100% that it's homeless. How do i get it to fuck off for good?
>>715366677
The cat is haunting you. If you kill it it will continue haunting you, only scarier. You should probably kill your self
>>715366677
fucking shoot it
>>715366677
shoot yourself then shoot it
>>715366677
nice Full House.
Feed the cat, also maybe a bowl of milk, and it will go away
