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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
snow is awful
but I love snow
its oppressive dry cold that I can't stand
snow reflects light into my light sensitive eyes making it nearly impossible to see outside when there's snow and when it's bright since it hurts to look at it or outside in general
among other things is why i think snow is awful
that's awful too. how are you doing
I am spendid
trying to get high. I was going to work out again today but instead I'm going to declare it too cold to sweat.
>>715370642
China
Why???
Please stop
>>715370381
Because you touch yourself at night.
>>715370381
hey /b/! it's my eighteenth birthday today; can i get a few happy birthdays? :-)
what's your first name ?
You can go shove a pipe up your cunt and or asshole ya fucking faggot/whore
molly :-)
>>715372680
thank you! :D
to much clothes
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>715343985
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
C-L-A-I-M-E-D
Christmas hat for the holidays
>>715367899 (lovely)
Well, yes. But that doesn't mean the same the other way around.
Like silence isn't musical by it's self, nor is just white noise.
Idk. Maybe music theory means nothing though. :\
>>715368098 (chara)
Well that's good :)
>>715368680 (autistic seamonkey)
rawr :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lAxdsM3t6o
Pro brewer fag here, help me name my new beer /b/. It's a chocolate milk stout.
>>715370188
Call it "Beer! It's for Kids!" Whole new market. They'll love the chocolate milk thing. You'll make a fortune.
what does it taste like
>>715370367
Like a velvety chocolate bomb, 10lbs of cacao nibs were used on a 7bbl batch.
Black Cum
Grape Drank
Just dumping my friend fuck it 1/40
>>715371867
2/40
>>715371888
3/40
>>715371910
4/40
>>715371945
5/40
>>715371987
6/40
S/fur bird edition
>>715367284
Posts sane pic lol
>>715367614
It's the png version
Nude game: IMPROVED Edition
READ THE FUCKING Rules are simple:
1.Post clothed Picture of your girlfriend/wife or ex and choose a number between 0 and 9.
2.If someone replies with that number (last Digit), you post any Picture they request.
3.Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.
4.If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her will count as vaild.
5.Reply only to Pictures with numbers, don't reroll on your roll expecting OP to see it.
6.PLEASE
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>>715373381
4
Friends you fap to.
*crickets*
is she your only friend OP?
>>715370233
Keep posting that bitch
>>715371355
Bump for more redheads
Continuation of a Game of /b/ros
MUPDATE: Turn 15
Open Houses: Baratheon
Open Schisms: Bolton, Crakehall, Harlaw, Mallister, Redwyne, Royce, Swann and Yronwood
Event: Fall is Here - Everyone receives a +1 S bonus for all Siege rolls
>>715368177
Lannister > Siege Golden Tooth
Come on lads.
>Lord Silenius Lannister, Lord of Casterly Rock, Lord Paramount of the Westerlands, Warden of the West, Nephew of the Kingslayer (and the Imp), Wielder of His Valyrian Steel Shortsword “Oathkeeper”, The Bold, The Cunning, The Witty, The Strong, The Courageous, The Excretor of Gold and The Powerful Lion
>Alliances:
>Non Aggression Pacts:
>>715368177
Attack stark
>King Andrik of the Iron Islands
>House Greyjoy
>Allies:Baratheon
>NAP/Open Borders: Arryn
>King of the Iron Islands (+2 IIs, +1 all)
>>715368177
Siege SE
>Prince Ricios Martell, The Young Cobra , Protector of Dorne, Ruler of Sunspear
>Allies: Tyrell
>NAP:
>>715368177
Go through Arryn, with consent, to the Iron Isles.
>King Eddard Stark
>NAP: Arryn
>Bonus: Winter is Coming (1)
>King of the North: +1 T Everywhere, +2 Ts in the North.
>>715368177
>>715368308
We have Open Boarders, no need for consent.
Attack the Targaryens.
>>715368022
I can't afford more enemies. My only Ally has left.
>Shrug Arryn The Abandoned, King of Mountain and Vale, Lord of the Eyrie, Master of the Bloody Gate, Defender of The Twins, Holder of Seagard
>Allies: Stannis Baratheon
>Nap:...
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Girls in bras thread.
>Be me, 23
>Have little sister, 16
>Little sister's friend comes over, 15
>I have turned the basement of our house into a 2-bedroom apartment thing with kitchen and living room.
>Chilling in the basement, drinking, listening to music, and playing some pool and darts.
>Sister and friend come down and want to hang out and I don't have a problem with that.
>Eventually
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>>715355410
She's banging Jaquan behind your back op.
>>715355410
yep
>put your dick in her. Deny relation request and tell her it's better for her
Girls that young are easy to manipulate.
Do NOT accept that request Anon.
Msg her about it.. But disclose nothing over social media, text, etc.
You both need to play this close to the chest if you want it to continue anywhere.. Lack of evidence allows you to deny deny deny if things go sour.
Sound's more like a blessing than a curse.
But either delete your facebook, or just tell her that it would be bad if people knew about your relationship and tell her to keep it low key until she 18, or just man up and not give a fuck what people think.
Either way, best of luck to you.
...
write "Schneeballsystem"
>>715363872
brav, jetzt schreib "Dieser Schwanz gehört 8ball"
>>715364398
Letzter Satz, dann wird Jenny dich lieben
und schreib diesmal dicker "Radlerbunker für immer"
This is the perfect girl.
Prove me wrong.
Pro tip, you can't.
>>715353003
Shut the fuck up, nazi cunt.
>>715353003
>Putting filthy black ink on skin permanently
>Perfect
Fucking dropped.
>>715353103
Michael come up stairs and get your pizza pockets
>>715353003
a bit too much edge for me
ITT we're in an office
Sure is a nice day today
*opens stall*
WHO THE FUCK DIDN'T FLUSH
>>715367136
Do we work here, or are we just here for some unknown reason?
OP is the gay secretary.
Morning guys, don't you love working at an office on an upper floor of the World Trade Center? Yesterday September 10th,2001 was my sons birthday. How is everyone doing?
>>715367337
Yeah that's true, do you work here? I haven't seen you around before
Deutschfaden
Fragen
1. Normie oder FrogFag?
2. Mensch oder Tier?
3. Alkohol und/oder Drogen?
4. Musiktip (optional)
>>715361134
und DEUS VULT
kein fotzen faden? :(
>>715361134
sers, ösianon grüßt!
>1. Normie oder FrogFag?
an der grenze balancierend
>2. Mensch oder Tier?
mensch
>3. Alkohol und/oder Drogen?
implizierend ersteres wäre nicht zweiteres - aber: Ja!
>4. Musiktip (optional)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
>>715361134
>1. Normie oder FrogFag?
:)
>2. Mensch oder Tier?
Mensch..
>3. Alkohol und/oder Drogen?
Alk selten
>4. Musiktip (optional)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-PkAQcuZOw
>>715361423
scheiß ösi verpiss dich. euch sollte man alle rädern.
What the fuck is wrong this god damn cat?
>out of nowhere 2 weeks ago it appears at my deck
>comes to my deck every day and almost never leaves it
>the second it sees me, it runs up to me and starts profusley meowing at me
>once it starts this it wont stop for like five minutes, even if i close the door and ignore it
>runs away if im ever too close too it
>constantly meowing at me, if i
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>>715366677
The cat is haunting you. If you kill it it will continue haunting you, only scarier. You should probably kill your self
>>715366677
fucking shoot it
>>715366677
shoot yourself then shoot it
>>715366677
nice Full House.
Feed the cat, also maybe a bowl of milk, and it will go away
Take it in and give it a good life you piece of shit. Or if you dont want it re home it to someone who has a soul. If nobody takes it then shoot it. And live with the regret of killing somthing that loved you
Hello /b/.
I've got a question for all the teachers on here: Have you ever had fantasies about one or more of your students? Do you feel sexually attracted to some of them? Please add your gender and the age of your students
Also real stories of romantic/ sexual experiences you had with teachers.
posting some related pictures for attention
>>715352938
Who's this jizz abyss?
>>715352938
Bump for teachers stories
>>715352938
funeral ?
check'em
>>715362343
roll
>>715362343
Roll bruh
roll
ral
>>715362343
Roll
Anti-feminism thread.
You know what to do.
Go go go!
