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1. Wer wohnt noch bei Mami?
2. Wer säuft jeden Tag?
3. Wer hat Glück mit den Frauen (Mami zählt nicht)?
4. Drogentip (optional)
4.
>>714076756
HÖR AUF JEANSJACKEN SCHWUCHTEL
>>714076756
>österreich bleibt frei!
ö
>>714076756
Und Deus Vult!
Jeansjacken-Anon reportiert ein !
>1. Wer wohnt noch bei Mami?
Ich, würde gerne in ein paar Jahren alleine wohnen, aber ohne Moos nichts los.
>2. Wer säuft jeden Tag?
Tütenwein-Anon ist starker Alkoholiker ..
Ansonsten Bier-Anon vll. noch und noch ein Anon. Jeansjacke säuft auch ab und zu.
>3. Wer hat Glück mit den Frauen (Mami zählt nicht)?
Ich nicht.
>4. Drogentip (optional)
Persil Waschmittel.
>>714077058
>Jeansjacken-Anon reportiert ein !
gyno was geht
YLYL Thread
only shit you've lost to...
:)
>>714064299
checked
>>714063103
asdasd
>>714063103
awe
hummm
>>714075042
source?
>>714075481
Holly. a slut who let me fuck her in my van.
>>714075529
I d fuck her too wherever.
Got a vid?
>>714076367
i'd love to eat out her hairy muff while she sleeps
You are part of a young, small, but established civilization, ruled by an autocratic leader.
Lately, the first dynasty of that archaic realm have been weakened by claimants, and society is plunging into chaos. A civil war has broken out.
You seize this opportunity to escape the tyranical grip of your masters, and decide to lead a tribe of your own into the unknown.
Let a new order be born out of your rule, and may your legacy live beyond the threads.
¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤
General Rules:
- Pick a name for your tribe,
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Empire:
- The first 'moving' region you begin with has to Settle, then it can expand. Your moving region can also construct a Boat.
This Boat has only 1 ''charge'' instead of the normal 2. With the Boat you can decide to instantly settle a coastal region, or just to disembark and continue on foot.
- You can claim up to 4 regions per turn.
Rolling 00 grants 0 regions.
Rolling 01-33 grants maximum 1 region.
Rolling 34-66 grants maximum 2 regions.
Rolling 67-98 grants maximum 3 regions.
Rolling 99 grants maximum 4 regions.
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Copenhagen mint
Natural Light
Ar 15
Nuclear bomb
Donald trump
I win
Combat:
- If you attack another tribes territory whoever gets the highest Roll wins.
If the defender wins he keeps the territory. Attacking or defending is decided by who declares the first.
If the defender wins the roll by more than 30 extra (att. rolls 40, def. rolls 70) the defender gets a Counterattack Bonus*.
If the defender with the Counterattack Bonus attacks the tribe which attacked him in the last turn, his roll can be 10 lower than the attacker and still be succesfull.
If a defender gets attacked by more than one faction, he rolls a seperate defence-Roll...
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b u m p
ayy ur back lad
Just found about my bfs porn habits. How should I feel about it?
We've talked about it once because I addressed it as soon as I saw it but he never seems to want to address the issue whenever I bring it up after that. I've told him it hurts multiple times and that I just want to open up about it so I can understand and just TRY to move on but that doesn't seem to work.
What should I do?
Do I need to just accept the fact that he does it or should I break up with him? because I really don't think I'd ever be okay with it...
>>714076499
if it hurts you that your partner is watching porn, maybe you're the problem. its just porn, get over it
Also nice dubs
>>714076552
Classic blaming the victim attitude...
>>714076499
masturbation is normal
you shouldn't feel insecure about your So watching porn and masturbating
its not an issue to work through for you two, just for you. he isn't cheating on you by watching porn
>>714076499
inspect the penis, if he has one he watches porn
>>714076603
>blaming the victim
feeling like a victim does not make you a victim
OP's bf did nothing wrong
new wwyd thread
please?
>>714075294
I'd place that skinny ass against the wall. I'd have her her face me with a sexy stare while I lower her panties underneath the skirt. I'd unzip my pants, lower my boxers and she would wrap her legs around my waist. I'd proceed to pound that pussy until she is pumped full of my baby juice.
Do right.
>>714075379
I'd slap that thick ass until it was red while i fuck her doggy
Draw Thread
>>714070349
Requesting Rukia doing something cute or cool with any pokemon in this album
Pokemon refs: http://imgur.com/a/700pN
Rukia refs: http://imgur.com/a/qItQA
>>714070349
just why?
also taking requests
>>714070547
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>>714070349
Roadhog r34 pls
Cringe thread? Cringe thread.
>>714067246
>>714067246
double cringe as the show semi bashed feminists and sjws.
>>714067686
Fucking beautiful
>>714067246
Reaction Image thread?
>>714075457
>>714075457
bump
No MILF/GILF Thread?!?
Let's start one!
Post your best pics :)
>>714071266
nice one
Indian thread. Sab rando aur randi chutiya ki maa ki chut. Bhenchodo aur bettichodo ki maa ki chut.
Koi randi hai?
POO
>>714066207
YEAH TOTALLY.
what are you sand niggers up to?
fb fap / uk girls
Hell yes
>>714068343
Instant turnoffs in a woman?
>>714067777
Feminine penis. Also nice numbers faggot. Check my dubs.
This is now a get thread
>>714067777
Fat.
>>714067777
>Instant turnoffs
>post-pubescent
>non-white
>>714067777
Cigarette smoking
>says Trump is unamerican and a piece of shit when he even considers a recount before the election
>she ends up losing
>her campaign is now engaged in a recount
lol what a hypocritical piece of shit. Glad this war mongering hag lost
>>714070640
I am glad that everyone finally knows the Democrats stand for nothing except accumulating money and influence in their highest ranks.
Decades of people buying their self-righteous sounding gibberish was annoying as fuck. Anyone still in that party is an immoral, power-fetishizing Nazi wannabe shitbag.
>>714070808
a lot of their supporters seem to be retarded kiddies who get their "news" from the Daily Show and John Oliver though. These idiots want to get rid of the electoral college, something they are angry at and scared of because they dont understand it, simply because Hillary lost.
More American citizens (+2.5MM; ~5% of total voters) voted for HRC. Trump is now president elect.
Go figure. Democracy in-action.
>>714071998
See what I mean? Just like I said here
>>714071516
We arent a democracy, we never were. We are a federal republic. Im so sorry your shitty public school was nothing more than a nigger day care instead of actually teaching you anything
Why is everyone calling Trump's election a whitelash when he got a lower percentage of the white vote than Romney (57% vs. 59%)?
Why didn't whites vote for Trump more bigly?
>tfw when you're an ugly, socially retarded female, who is just a useless piece of flesh in this world
How I wish I was a cute Stacy, who gets love and attention every day from dozens of her friends and Chads. I see no purpose in such a life. Should I just an Hero?
>inb4 "tits or gtfo"
>>714070225
>ugly ,socially retarded female
inb4 a 30 yo man,no timestamp fgt/lesbo
Dont worry, when we die we will wake up from this reality simulation and realize our true lives and memories
Post a picture and i might be inclined to fake some empathy in order to get noodz
Pic plz or gtfo
>>714070361
T-thanks anon
what it's like to have a gf?
>>714066217
Like having a prostitute that won't leave after you nut.
>>714066217
Seconded
>>714066352
>I'm 15, the post
>>714066495
Kiddo, I'm 29 and been married twice. Women like to dictate your life and spend all your money.
>>714066217
Overrated
Nudes from people u no cont
>>714065727
can you give first name?
It has begun
>>714065908
>Maisie
Yes, it has.
>>714065908
When will it end?
>>714066064
>the eternal damnation
Will never end for you.
>>714065973
how does that look so real
>>714065908
her nudes are leaked?
How about a fluffy abuse thread?
>>714064089
K
>>714064089
This is possibly gayer than the real stuff to be honest.. bet you fags jack off to it as well. You're all just edgy furrie cucklords in denial hahahaha
Pics you shouldn't share.
Anyone want more of this chick from last thread?
Got more to share if interested
>>714066879
moar
>>714067322
Request?
