Waifu claiming thread.
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>>714052641
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>714074462
I just showed them straight up, then they can't find out
Chara claimed
That was weird.
>>714073460
>>714074939
I don't want people to see shitloads of chinese cartoon pictures on my phone. Might be hard to explain.
>>714074982
Austria is fucked...
Prince Harry is two buildings away from me.
666 decides what do
Try to get his autograph. Post results
Kill
>>714077603
Beg him for food
Go and try to suck his dick.
New Fluffy Thread, since last thread img limit'd.
how do you pronounce wowstest?
Deutschfaden am Abend
Gepriesen sei das rauhe Haus!
1. Wer wohnt noch bei Mami?
2. Wer säuft jeden Tag?
3. Wer hat Glück mit den Frauen (Mami zählt nicht)?
4. Drogentip (optional)
4.
>>714076756
HÖR AUF JEANSJACKEN SCHWUCHTEL
>>714076756
>österreich bleibt frei!
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>>714076756
Und Deus Vult!
Jeansjacken-Anon reportiert ein !
>1. Wer wohnt noch bei Mami?
Ich, würde gerne in ein paar Jahren alleine wohnen, aber ohne Moos nichts los.
>2. Wer säuft jeden Tag?
Tütenwein-Anon ist starker Alkoholiker ..
Ansonsten Bier-Anon vll. noch und noch ein Anon. Jeansjacke säuft auch ab und zu.
>3. Wer hat Glück mit den Frauen (Mami zählt nicht)?
Ich nicht.
>4. Drogentip (optional)
Persil Waschmittel.
YLYL Thread
only shit you've lost to...
:)
>>714064299
checked
>>714063103
asdasd
>>714063103
awe
>>714075042
source?
>>714075481
Holly. a slut who let me fuck her in my van.
>>714075529
I d fuck her too wherever.
Got a vid?
You are part of a young, small, but established civilization, ruled by an autocratic leader.
Lately, the first dynasty of that archaic realm have been weakened by claimants, and society is plunging into chaos. A civil war has broken out.
You seize this opportunity to escape the tyranical grip of your masters, and decide to lead a tribe of your own into the unknown.
Let a new order be born out of your rule, and may your legacy live beyond the threads.
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General Rules:
- Pick a name for your tribe, and a preferred colour and send it into a direction to explore until you decide to Settle.
- Once Settled, give directions to your people to explore and extend your territory.
- Make a peace deal, or attack another tribe if its territory is bordering yours. Last two digits are your attack/defense power for the next round (01-98), 00 is a critical failure, 99 is a critical success.
- Trips and quads triggers an event, either good or bad.
- Flavortext and roleplay is appreciated.
World:
- Mountains obstruct vision and are impassable.
- Rivers and small bodies of water are crossable with Boats*.
- Oceans and/or large bodies of water are crossable with Ships*.
*Construction of Boats takes 1 turn.
*Construction of Ships takes 2 turns and you require atleast 6 regions.
*Boats are presented by a dot on the world map, Ships are presented by a larger dot.
*Boats cannot cross oceans however they can follow the shoreline.
*OP decides what a large or small body of water is.
Turns:
- Per turn you can decide to do 1 out of 3 things.
1. Claim a region.
2. Start construction on a Boat or Ship.
3. Scout* the area around you.
- Your Roll gets counted uptil 7 minutes after OP's update. After the 7 minutes OP finishes the next update.
*Depending on the mood of OP and your Roll a scouting session can be succesful or a failure. Succesfull scouting missions grant large vision of the area it was performed.
Have fun!
Empire:
- The first 'moving' region you begin with has to Settle, then it can expand. Your moving region can also construct a Boat.
This Boat has only 1 ''charge'' instead of the normal 2. With the Boat you can decide to instantly settle a coastal region, or just to disembark and continue on foot.
- You can claim up to 4 regions per turn.
Rolling 00 grants 0 regions.
Rolling 01-33 grants maximum 1 region.
Rolling 34-66 grants maximum 2 regions.
Rolling 67-98 grants maximum 3 regions.
Rolling 99 grants maximum 4 regions.
- When you have 8 regions you can set 1 region as your Capitol*.
- Boats can colonize 2 regions, after that the Boat is depleted.
- Ships can colonize 3 regions, after that the Ship is depleted.
*A Capitol takes atleast a roll of 70 to take, nomatter the roll of the defender.
All adjecent regions take atleast a roll of 50 to take.
Once a Capitol has been captured by an enemy, you can not set a new one. You can only (try to) retake it.
- If you are part of an Alliance you can trade/give Boats/Ships and regions with/to eachother.
You can not trade your Capitol Region nor its adjacent regions.
- Setting a new Capitol is possible after 8 turns. Your old Capitol Region will return into a normal region and its adjecent regions aswell.
- If you decide to claim land through a Boat/Ship (colonize) your maximum expansion is that respective region, no matter if your roll is for 2 or 3 regions.
(Thus if your roll is 56, and you wish to expand with a Boat, you can only claim one region that turn; the region the Boat colonizes. But if you decide to just expand, you claim 2 regions.)
- You can always decide to move your Ship or Boat, no matter what you did in the turn.
- A tribe may not settle too close to the Motherland.
Copenhagen mint
Natural Light
Ar 15
Nuclear bomb
Donald trump
I win
Combat:
- If you attack another tribes territory whoever gets the highest Roll wins.
If the defender wins he keeps the territory. Attacking or defending is decided by who declares the first.
If the defender wins the roll by more than 30 extra (att. rolls 40, def. rolls 70) the defender gets a Counterattack Bonus*.
If the defender with the Counterattack Bonus attacks the tribe which attacked him in the last turn, his roll can be 10 lower than the attacker and still be succesfull.
If a defender gets attacked by more than one faction, he rolls a seperate defence-Roll for that attack.
If an attacker loses the roll with more than 30 (att. rolls 40, def. rolls 70) the attacker gets an Attack Penalty on the respective defender.
If the attacker with the penalty attacks the same defender again next round, his Roll gets a 10 penalty. (86 -> 76).
Thus per turn a tribe can attack once per turn, and defend as much as he gets attacked.
*The Counterattack Bonus also applies to any Allies of the attacker which the defender wishes to counterattack.
- Succesful Naval Invasions (attacking from a Boat or Ship) requires that the Attackers Roll is atleast 15 higher than the defenders Roll.
- A tribe cannot declare war on the Motherland. However, the Motherland may well declare war to a tribe.
b u m p
Just found about my bfs porn habits. How should I feel about it?
We've talked about it once because I addressed it as soon as I saw it but he never seems to want to address the issue whenever I bring it up after that. I've told him it hurts multiple times and that I just want to open up about it so I can understand and just TRY to move on but that doesn't seem to work.
What should I do?
Do I need to just accept the fact that he does it or should I break up with him? because I really don't think I'd ever be okay with it...
>>714076499
if it hurts you that your partner is watching porn, maybe you're the problem. its just porn, get over it
Also nice dubs
>>714076552
Classic blaming the victim attitude...
>>714076499
masturbation is normal
you shouldn't feel insecure about your So watching porn and masturbating
its not an issue to work through for you two, just for you. he isn't cheating on you by watching porn
>>714076499
inspect the penis, if he has one he watches porn
new wwyd thread
please?
>>714075294
I'd place that skinny ass against the wall. I'd have her her face me with a sexy stare while I lower her panties underneath the skirt. I'd unzip my pants, lower my boxers and she would wrap her legs around my waist. I'd proceed to pound that pussy until she is pumped full of my baby juice.
Do right.
>>714075379
I'd slap that thick ass until it was red while i fuck her doggy
Draw Thread
Requesting Rukia doing something cute or cool with any pokemon in this album
Pokemon refs: http://imgur.com/a/700pN
Rukia refs: http://imgur.com/a/qItQA
>>714070349
just why?
also taking requests
>>714070547
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Cringe thread? Cringe thread.
>>714067246
double cringe as the show semi bashed feminists and sjws.
>>714067686
Fucking beautiful
Reaction Image thread?
No MILF/GILF Thread?!?
Let's start one!
Post your best pics :)
>>714071266
nice one
Indian thread. Sab rando aur randi chutiya ki maa ki chut. Bhenchodo aur bettichodo ki maa ki chut.
Koi randi hai?
POO
>>714066207
YEAH TOTALLY.
what are you sand niggers up to?
fb fap / uk girls
Hell yes
Instant turnoffs in a woman?
>>714067777
Feminine penis. Also nice numbers faggot. Check my dubs.
This is now a get thread
>>714067777
Fat.
>>714067777
>Instant turnoffs
>post-pubescent
>non-white
>says Trump is unamerican and a piece of shit when he even considers a recount before the election
>she ends up losing
>her campaign is now engaged in a recount
lol what a hypocritical piece of shit. Glad this war mongering hag lost
>>714070640
I am glad that everyone finally knows the Democrats stand for nothing except accumulating money and influence in their highest ranks.
Decades of people buying their self-righteous sounding gibberish was annoying as fuck. Anyone still in that party is an immoral, power-fetishizing Nazi wannabe shitbag.
>>714070808
a lot of their supporters seem to be retarded kiddies who get their "news" from the Daily Show and John Oliver though. These idiots want to get rid of the electoral college, something they are angry at and scared of because they dont understand it, simply because Hillary lost.
More American citizens (+2.5MM; ~5% of total voters) voted for HRC. Trump is now president elect.
Go figure. Democracy in-action.
>>714071998
See what I mean? Just like I said here
>>714071516
We arent a democracy, we never were. We are a federal republic. Im so sorry your shitty public school was nothing more than a nigger day care instead of actually teaching you anything
>tfw when you're an ugly, socially retarded female, who is just a useless piece of flesh in this world
How I wish I was a cute Stacy, who gets love and attention every day from dozens of her friends and Chads. I see no purpose in such a life. Should I just an Hero?
>inb4 "tits or gtfo"
>>714070225
>ugly ,socially retarded female
inb4 a 30 yo man,no timestamp fgt/lesbo
Dont worry, when we die we will wake up from this reality simulation and realize our true lives and memories
Post a picture and i might be inclined to fake some empathy in order to get noodz
Pic plz or gtfo
what it's like to have a gf?
>>714066217
Like having a prostitute that won't leave after you nut.
>>714066217
Seconded
>>714066352
>I'm 15, the post
>>714066495
Kiddo, I'm 29 and been married twice. Women like to dictate your life and spend all your money.
Nudes from people u no cont
>>714065727
can you give first name?
Ex
