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CIV Thread: Get in here fags, also first time please be gentle.
Evens decide until thread gets going
>>677335924
New to this. So it's a standard "dubs decides what I draw the characters doing" thread?
white guys build death camps for the inevitable race war that is going to happen
one of the blacks jump over the river
>>677335924
Nigger tribe fight to establish a leader. This leader trades the remaining five niggers to the white tribe as slaves in return for being the only nigger on his plot of land.
White tribe democratically elects a leader and puts the slaves to work chopping trees to build shelter whilst remaining whites design shelters, weapons and a farm, using the river for irrigation.
Why do so many Americunts not like the idea of free university?
>>677334643
Because the tax payers have to pay for it. Nothing is free.
>>677334643
"free", Taxpayers pay for it and gubment is terrible for efficient use of money.
>>677334643
If everyone can get into college easily degrees wouldn't mean much, also scholarships exist for a reason.
>>677334643
Because I worked hard to get my degree, and I don't like the idea of paying for someone else's. Nothing in life worth getting is easily attained.
>>677335291
They don't mean shit now so...
DEUTSCH ORIGINAL
wie gehts?
was ging am wochenende?
wie stehts um eure zukunft?
>>677334725
zuspät keule
>>677334253
>>677334253
>>677334253
Kennst du diese Schlampe???
>>677334903
nein
>>677334934
>>677335031
Waifu claiming thread. - gotta post fast edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>drink coffee
>im don't usually drink coffee
>tea is fine too i guess
>this keeps getting longer and longer
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most
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Bait claimed before i go to sleep
Lights look like they're on fire.
>>677335536
Yeah. I know /a/ does frid/a/y night osu every now and then. We should all play next weekend
>musical hug
>>677335561
Thanks!
>happy hug
>goes to put on glasses
>miss ear and hit my eye
FUCK
asd
>>677335776
kagami claimed
What's your major /b/? What do you want to do?
>Electrical Engineer
Philosophy master race.
Only morons actually major in law. When they reach law school (if that's their goal), they're complete and utter tools who can't handle an actual law school education. Fuck off with your law majors.
>>677335638
Lel
Chemical engineer
Gender studies. Looked down upon, but literally makes me smarter than any of other close-minded moron majors.
>If you don't reply to this post your family will die in their sleep tonight.
>Only epic dubs can reverse this curse
>>677334949
roll
>>677334949
nigger
>>677334949
/thread
Rolling. : -)
rollaroonie
Hey /b/ros, I was born with a congenital heart defect that I have had to have multiple surgeries on. Today marks the beginning of another one. Let me tell you my tale.
>Woke up this morning hearing an annoying tune coulden't find out where it was coming form.
>Went to take my morning shit heard annoying sound again.
>WTF
>I hear it once more
>OH SHIT! I know what that is
>I get
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>Cont...
After 6 fucking lines? Sounds like you've got what you deserve. sage
>>677332654
>>Spend 5 hours bored for them to tell me what I already knew.
>Dr. finally comes in and tells me my pacemaker's battery is dying.
>Freak out (Last time that happend put me in crippling debt)
>Get home my Kitchen wench (aka the ole ball in chain) freaks out
>She sets up a gofundme page to help offset the cost. If successful wont cover even half of it.
I...
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>>677332836
give me a break it wouldent let me post it so i cut it in half.
>Green text
>true /b/ro
>>677332654
take a holiday to canada or mexico
shota
Need contributors
Fragrance thread. How does /b/ smell
>Pic is what I'm currently using as signature
>>677331194
Currently smell like Sweat, cum and smelly feet.
I smell like this pussy magnet
>>677331194
I'm allergic as shit to fragrance, so when some perfume reeking faggot gets near me I GTFO.
>>677331853
Sounds like a life not worth living
Dis
Be honest: would you have sex with a girl who has a cock for $10,000,000?
Yes, I would have sex with a man for 10 mil.
There's no such thing, so no.
$10,000,000 is a lot of money. so yeah
>>677332795
Wrong.
>>677332622
I'd swallow for $10 million.
left me or right me?
>>677333868
not you at all
"Me"
>>677333868
left
None, disgusting af
Which one sucks dick better?
>lying in bed
>start touching vagina
>bring fingers up to face
>discharge on fingers
>it's like a firm gel
>eat it
>delicious
So, /b/, what are you doing with your day?
>>677332177
filthy woman iughhh
>>677332446
You're saying you don't want any?
>>677332177
Timestamp dat puss
>>677332658
Can't a girl eat her own vaginal discharge without a dude asking for a timestamp?
>>677332177
done some programming, eat some clementines. Now watching Devil's backbone, vaping while my gf is doing something on ipad.
Let's look at guns.
r8 me /b/
Neckbeard/10
Go home faggot
>>677331947
faggot you attention seeking whore, go back reddit
>>677332875
your mom loves it
The beard is not bad I guess.
8/10, would spilt/recommend
>>677332875
OP here. Also check'd. Nice dubs
YLYL?
>>677333750
>>677333750
Fucking fake as fuck
huh, was gonna start dumping but the thingy says that I have to wait 3 minutes to post a duplicata
what do
>>677333750
kek
It took me awhile to notice the bologna
Can you guys help me piss off this bitch she is making my life hell
Not your personal army, faggot
Explain.
I have nudes if anybody wants them and here is her fb melanie.moskwa
>>677334574
If you can find her address order her pizza from every place in town. She looks like a fat ass. It'll kill her seeing all that pizza at her door and not being able to buy it.
Dubs decide. Make it funny
prepare your anal
for im cuming to yo
>>677330738
Hi Sara, I would really like to meet you sometime and take you home. You shit on my face while I jack off and cum in my mouth. Then you gtfo of my life. tanks.
hi sara how fast can you make me a cucked faggot?
Lemme eat that ass? ;)
>>677332926
Roll
Pokebox thread? Pokebox thread.
Do NOT sexualize the pokemon!
>>677333967
I will if I want faggot
>>677333967
Too late
It's too early
Cock tributes you've saved or done for other anons in the past
SUP /b/ im trying to become a dj what should be my name
>>677332569
dj too fat
>>677332569
McMTdoTheDew
>>677332569
faggot, or myabe cpatain faggot... no, just faggot
>>677332569
DJ ChromaZone
>>677332569
DJ FatFuck
