4chan Morticia Thread.
Aka Moriticia Queen of 4chan.
>>677335244
>>677335244
I wanna cum on her eyes
Ask a guy who just ate fish and potatoes anything.
that wasnt fish
>>677335048
It was. It had onions and some sort of cream sauce.
>>677335215
again that wasnt fish
it was kenny meat
>>677334863
How did you cook the fish, pls share your recipe, want to try similar?
Have you ever had sex with homeless bitches?
Why aren't you blackout drunk yet?
Can a girl be TOO thick?
No. Now fuck off
>>677333067
LEL
>>677333067
yes, but this one is not
>pic related
The lack of a trap thread is concerning
got any more?
>>677332957
Moar
The only woman I want is married.
We've liked each other for a while. He's been treating for bad for months. She's been really loyal to him. Even though she likes me she wouldn't talk to me. Until recently. She told me she wished she hadn't married him. She told him she didn't love him and she hoped one day we would be together.
The cynic realist in me tells me that I'm a moron. That I'm just some emotional side piece and she is just using me to talk to and when he does something nice for her she will forget I exist.
Why do I make life so hard? Why cant I just meet a single girl that I want ?
Op. Faggot. Always
If she really and truly said that to you, it could be a cry for help. She might, in effect, be asking you to give her the strength to leave him for you.
However, you might be right. She might just be manipulating you. God knows a lot of women love doing that too.
Does he abuse her? Do they have children?
>>677332618
>Does he abuse her?
He just tells her she's stupid. That her feelings are wrong and don't matter. Doesn't spend any time with her. Never wants to do anything. They argue about everything. They live with roommates and he doesn't want to get their own place. He's a fat lazy slacker. He has a job, but that's about it.
Do they have children?
No.
Yo /b/
I was gonna make a wood joke but....why wood I?
kek
>>677334522
Just leave
Let's start a feels thread.
Let me hear your saddest moments and pictures
>>677336337
>dramatic black and white image
>pretentious shit in a font worse than comic sans at the bottom
>muh feels
I actually came here to thank the feels thread. I have unfucked my life in like a week and I now feel like a normie.
>>677336812
Lol
I have an assigment to write a teaser about 1984 in less than 7 sentences. This is what i have come up with? Is it good?
In 1984, Winston Smitht lives in London which is part of the newly founded country Oceania. The world has been dividied into three countries that sums up the entire globe: Oceania, Eurasia, and East asia. The world is a totalitarian society led by Big Brother, which censors everyones’ behavior, even their thoughts. Winston Smith is disgusted by his oppressed life and secretly longs to join the Brotherhood, a group of rebels with the intent on overthrowing the governmet, and freeing the world. Winston meets Julia and secretly fall in love which is an act of treason. They start planning to find a way to avoid the surveillance to free themselves from Big Brothers grasp, or so they think.
>>677333047
If the teaser is supposed to make me want to read it: this one doesn't. Use shorter sentences and get rid of most names.
Also, you misspelled the main character's name in the first sentence.
>>677333616
Thanks a ton!
>>677333980
Tfw 4chan actually helps someone
>>677333047
Central themes were censorship and revisionism.
So your teaser should somehow note that you're not allowed to speak about the story. But if you can work in a contradiction at the end, that would work pretty well.
Occam's Razor conclusively shows that there is a creator. So why do you still cling to the ridiculously improbable THEORY of evolution?
>>677334766
Because bait is really effective when you're fishing
SAGE REPLY
The OP is an atheist who posts as a Christian. He doesn't abandon the thread. He posts in /b because there is no user ID. He then can answer as a Christian or an atheist. He likes to take the opposite side of the argument to get people all riled up. He admitted it several days ago. He is an east coaster too.
This thread isn't real though. It's full of the OP saying shit on both sides of the issue that is designed to create a response (i.e., BAIT).
If you want to talk about religion, there are other places to go where people actually exchange intelligent thoughts, not here though.
The KKK announces a march in a city. All the anti-KKK people come out and scream during the parade. Usually, it's a dozen or so KKK members and hundreds of protestors.
Want the KKK parades to stop? Ignore them. Let them walk down empty streets. Without all the protestors and cameras following the clash, there would be nothing to validate their message. Without an audience, the marches would stop.
Don't be the audience. Don't give the OP validation by enabling him. Ignore the thread and let it die every time. He'll be bored and go away.
SAGE REPLY
TRAP THREAD
s/fur
last thread 404'd
I'm here 4 u op
Next time describe what the thread is though, somewhere in the OP put "Best of 4chan"
What do you guys think of my friend?
>>677334248
You know the rules faggot.
too much makeup
Head like an orange
CIV Thread: Get in here fags, also first time please be gentle.
Evens decide until thread gets going
>>677335924
New to this. So it's a standard "dubs decides what I draw the characters doing" thread?
white guys build death camps for the inevitable race war that is going to happen
one of the blacks jump over the river
Why do so many Americunts not like the idea of free university?
>>677334643
Because the tax payers have to pay for it. Nothing is free.
>>677334643
"free", Taxpayers pay for it and gubment is terrible for efficient use of money.
>>677334643
If everyone can get into college easily degrees wouldn't mean much, also scholarships exist for a reason.
>>677334643
Because I worked hard to get my degree, and I don't like the idea of paying for someone else's. Nothing in life worth getting is easily attained.
DEUTSCH ORIGINAL
wie gehts?
was ging am wochenende?
wie stehts um eure zukunft?
>>677334725
zuspät keule
>>677334253
>>677334253
>>677334253
Kennst du diese Schlampe???
>>677334903
nein
Waifu claiming thread. - gotta post fast edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>drink coffee
>im don't usually drink coffee
>tea is fine too i guess
>this keeps getting longer and longer
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara again
Bait claimed before i go to sleep
Lights look like they're on fire.
>>677335536
Yeah. I know /a/ does frid/a/y night osu every now and then. We should all play next weekend
>musical hug
>>677335561
Thanks!
>happy hug
>goes to put on glasses
>miss ear and hit my eye
FUCK
asd
What's your major /b/? What do you want to do?
>Electrical Engineer
Philosophy master race.
Only morons actually major in law. When they reach law school (if that's their goal), they're complete and utter tools who can't handle an actual law school education. Fuck off with your law majors.
>>677335638
Lel
Chemical engineer
>If you don't reply to this post your family will die in their sleep tonight.
>Only epic dubs can reverse this curse
>>677334949
roll
>>677334949
nigger
>>677334949
/thread
Rolling. : -)
Hey /b/ros, I was born with a congenital heart defect that I have had to have multiple surgeries on. Today marks the beginning of another one. Let me tell you my tale.
>Woke up this morning hearing an annoying tune coulden't find out where it was coming form.
>Went to take my morning shit heard annoying sound again.
>WTF
>I hear it once more
>OH SHIT! I know what that is
>I get dressed and drive to the ER
>Cont...
>Cont...
After 6 fucking lines? Sounds like you've got what you deserve. sage
>>677332654
>>Spend 5 hours bored for them to tell me what I already knew.
>Dr. finally comes in and tells me my pacemaker's battery is dying.
>Freak out (Last time that happend put me in crippling debt)
>Get home my Kitchen wench (aka the ole ball in chain) freaks out
>She sets up a gofundme page to help offset the cost. If successful wont cover even half of it.
I know I know its a horrid green txt story but right now my minds just not in it. Anyways I am not here to beg for your money or even your sympathy but thought that maybe if anyone is up to it could spread the word of the page. Who knows maybe I will get lucky and wont be put in debt over my head again.
gofund me page is p3x52hp8
>>677332836
give me a break it wouldent let me post it so i cut it in half.
>Green text
>true /b/ro
shota
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