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Whats the story with this Melissa chick?
she is a beloved daughter
Anyone?
>>714302113
Moar of her, please?
fucking pedophiles
>>714303082
She's a teen, moron. Can't be a pedophile if she's a teen. It's called being a red-blooded man.
You have my attention.
2?
3
4 I guess?
6?
>Tony Sirico will die in the next 10 decades
Hey.
I want to dox someone, I only have the persons username.
I only found his LoL-profile and wrote the support that I forgot my (his) e-mail, but I doubt I would get it.
How can I get started from there? Like, with only the username?
Kill yourself faggot, no need to a salty bitch because he beat you in a bad game
>>714302155
I'm not even playing fucking faggot game LoL.
I have other reasons, unrelated to any games, but I know a username he uses in games.
>>714302155
>I want to dox someone
Why
>>714302513
You gave no reason indicating why you want to dox him so you must be lying, how else would you only know his LoL name faggot
>>714302905
Because he's a toxic faggot.
>>714303118
Because by searching his nickname on Google i found his LoL account. Use your brain fucking nigger
Girls with hair thread
>>714303820
>IMG_4429.jpg
moar
Kik thread: Post whatever.
add anton.solomofo
>>714302933
degrade this fugly chink lol
Toomanymoto
>>714302933
SOMEBODY WITH A BIG DICK WHO WANTS TO FUCK AROUND POST YOUR KIK NAME IM HORNY
>>714304301
Duajunior30
Today's my birthday /b/ make it special for me
>>714302218
Happy birth day OP.
Hey mascanons, my name is Aisling. Live in Ireland. Whoever rolls 767 get's my Snapchat.
>>714301303
seems legit and not a dox in any way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
wtf is a mascanon? do u mean macaron?
hey
>>714301372
femanon = female 4chan user
mascanon = male 4chan user
NEWFAGS CAN'T TRIFORCE. GTFO
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>>714302004
What does triforce mean?
>>714302004
oldfags got tired of triforce years ago
>>714302075
OLDFAGS CAN'T TRIFORCE
>>714302071
it's just another word for meme arrows
it references some old playstation game i think
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What would you do if your daughter brought home her jewish boyfriend.
>>714302208
Wtf does that shirt say "My anus is my bff"?
Make him do my taxes.
>>714302208
celebrate, bacon sandwiches all round
>>714302279
Are you fucking blind, it clearly says 'aunt'. The funny part about this picture is that it looks like someone's about to take a shit on the kid.
>>714302208
honestly, i would ask for him to do my taxes
Post embarrassing stuff that happened to you.
Just got caught masturbating by my mum. I'm 20 years old and thought I'd never get caught. Make me laugh while I pluck up the courage to leave my room.
She hates you now more than she did
What were you fapping to?
>>714301810
Just regular porn, no weird shit luckily.
>>714301990
you're 20, your mum probably knows you masturbate.
At university a roommate once found my Lisa Simpson R34 porn.... O_O
>>714302327
>a roommate once found my Lisa Simpson R34 porn
how's that embarassing?
porn is porn. i bet he enjoyed.
>>714302327
that's pretty unlucky I don't let anyone touch my pc without stuff being hidden first.
how does your magnum dong hold up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDB Ao0OA0aI
No central/ south american? Oh well 7" reporting in
>>714301857
Is this chart before or after the nigger invasion in Germany?
7.5'' in Canada reporting
>tfw break the international highscore
Asian with 6" here
>>714301857
I seriously don't believe this chart.
It's taking over half the Earths population (Pakistan, India, China) and throwing them into the entire Global Average (which is fucking bullshit).
Are they taking the average un-stretched flaccid penises measurements, or erect? Most African nations stretch their foreskin with weighted objects giving the appearance of longer penises, but most of the extreme stretchers can't even use their penises....
>anyways
USA, 7.5 diamond
Dear alt-righters
Your days of fun will soon be over. Mr President Dolan's (your lord and savior) shitty politics will eventually make us stronger. We both know it.
We will seize the memes of production and finally transition to global communism. Mark my words words: we will own all of your toothbrushes in the future.
kek u wont do shit
Fuck you commie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TugSqHr93uU
>>714302134
>memes of production
Lol
>>714302134
1488 commie scum
>>714302134
Nice bait.
Still, I'll say no one wants to adopt your shitty failed ideology of the past.
Anyone have that minnesota weather greentext? Also, ylyl. Try to keep it quality.
pic related
What is the worst thing you've ever fapped to?
>>714301943
This
A picture of my middle school teacher
>>714302288
a picture of this guys middle school teacher
Some guys middle school teacher
>>714302368
A picture of this guy fapping to the other guy's middle school teacher
Post your Hnnnnnnnng!
>>714302257
>>714302257
What exactly is a
>Hnnnnnnnng!
Is there a secret autist dictionary?
Hey /b/
Poorfag here. I really wanna go home for christmas, this place makes me depressed and i cant stand being here over the holidays.
Is anyone driving from Oakland California to Valencia LA for the holidays? Id ask my family for money but they dont know im poor. I lied and said I have a good paying job in order for them not to think im a worthless piece of shit.
Right now I need like 40 bucks for the bus. Anything helps
paypal: [email protected]
>>714301693
>>714301693
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>>714301693
..
>>714301693
I'll be heading out that way, I can probably give you a ride
Ausfag Thread
>>714301771
hi australia im sorry for trying to fuck you over but heres some money
4068 selling weed and have wins of some brisbane/ QUT sluts
>>714301825
Not gonna lie don't even know who that is.
>>714301944
>being from Queensland
>>714301953
its warren buffet. hillary supporter.
he's the guy who teached a whole nation of fucktards how to steal money.
thats all you need to know
Inb4 NYPA. This guy thinks he can manipulate a woman... He needs to be manipulated himself. Have fun. It's all fun. Hey hun give me call 4199844521
>>714303102
Kill him with lemons
>>714303102
look faggot, wheres the proof? thats why most of us say nypa, you're asking us to fuck with someone based on your word alone. if you want people to do shit you have to get them angry
