Feet thread. Go
OC my wife
>>674562159
Can I handle her pussy while you're worshipping her feet? She might be bored with all that beta stuff.
>>674562159
Need to pee, dubs decide where and how!
Handstand, in your mouth
Pee in your toilet, proceed to flush, then wash your hands.
kill yourself euro faggot. piss into your fucking eyes via handstand
>>674562823
Reroll
I done goofed, /b/...
>Be me, edgy as fuck.
>Make hoax school shooting threat on /b/, just a joke. Nothing serious.
>Thread gets some attention because the bait is great, 300+ replies. I get banned from 4chan...
>Weeks pass.
>Sleeping in bed, knock on the door, I answer, It's my dad, he says
>"ANON, counter terrorism police want to speak to you, they said you could have a criminal record"
>OHSHIT.jpeg
>Police are sitting in my kitchen, I enter shaking and begin to break out in a cold sweat. They say the FBI was involved and they have a 10 page+ booklet of the thread I posted weeks earlier.
>I speak to police, they tell me I have a scheduled interview with them next week and I should contact a solictor, they take my phone off me and leave.
>On this phone I have a shit ton on jokes about Columbine and other school shootings, as well, as tutorials on how to build C1 explove, pictures of pipe bombs, pressure cooker bombs, propane bombs, a tutorial on how to make a timed detonator and phone triggered detonator (as well as some p0rn and pictures of dead bodies OH FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THE DEAD BODIES, I AM FUCKED. Pictures of ISIS, too).
Privacy is dead. I can't even make a joke on the internet without getting the FBI involved... If I get a criminal record, I will not get to fufill my dream of living in America when I am older.
I have fucked my whole life up over a fucking joke.
How fucked am I? Should I kill myself now?
If this is real thats what you get.
This is probably the worst thing to ever happen to me. Being edgy ruined my life
lol little edgelord shit you're fucked. Shouldn't have been such a fag.
Tell them it was a social experiment for youtube
'Fluffy Pony abuse" Thread GO!
>>674562533
These threads manage to out cringe the broniest of bronies. I'd put money on shadow being your favorite hedgehog.
>>674562810
>>674562810
id put money on u being a faggit
rolling
Gimme dat 55
for da host
reroll
AASDFGHJ
Post pics you've saved from other anons on /b/ cont.
>>674562964
>>674563195
Anyone know her irl?
Post 'em
>>674563182
post what?
>>674563182
Care to elaborate?
How can I subtly get my gf to lose weight without her thinking I'm a bellend?
My gf isn't a porker but is gradually piling on the pounds
she went from fine as fuck, to fat as fuck real quick. The girl in the pic
mention you want to go to the gym or start to work for yourself but you want her to come with you for motivation. now both of you are working out together.
She is only to get alot fatter Fag. Get her to make you sandwiches or GTFO
>>674562547
I'm in the same boat with my wife. Sex is drastically reduced and shes gets grumpy. Get her to exercise together and show her that you are concerned of her health.
Again
No one?
Add iliketouchingmyself
Cant scan.
Add me please.
Easyandproud
Added
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Does anybody have the nude clip of Melissa Rauch from The Bronze?
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new type of thread:
1. Post pics of girls you know.
2. Tell me her age (or close approximation)
3. Let me know your relationship to her (just stalking her at school, sister, teacher, neighbor, whatever the fuck ..).
4. I will write a short story, detailed with refined language skills about how i would fuck her.
5. Not all at once faggots ! don't post more than 3 females each, i will pick my favs as i wish.
pic unrelated...
>>674561591
Sister, 21 (on the right)
>>674561591
What do you need my relationship to her for?
she is a new friend, 19 years old.
>>674561591
post more of this cunt OP
Hey OP, if you still here want to hear end of story
Bump for interest
>>674561539
what was the story? was it about saving thumbnails?
>>674561539
yeah, what do you ant to know?
>>674562030
Lol, on mobile, didn't mean to save thumbnail
>2016
>still watching mainstream media
Why not TYT watch /b/?
>>674562218
hope you're trolling. kill yourself either way
Because Cenk is not much better than the stupid talking heads in the mainstream. Doesn't matter if it's the left or right, he's just as ideological. But not as rich and bought out.
>>674562218
>2016
>implying any form of media isn't biased
>2016
>being consumed with the shitty world of today instead of taking what you will and not giving a fuck
Need I go on?
It's amazing how TYT manages to be worse and less honest than the mainstream media. They have a talent.
Let's all act nice until someone gets trips.
no fuck you
>>674562311
Rollll
Hey guys I'm pretty new to 4chan. My name's Michael, how is everyone here? :)
>>674562480
Supppp micheal :)
Hallo medelanders
Nederdraad ftw.
Join ook onze Telegram groep:
https://telegram.me/joinchat/AN-VsAiGs2xpv3FdbNaYhA
Nee kanker op
- Dex
>>674561230
Mag ik je penis afsabbelen als een werthers original?
-runescape
>>674561281
Ja lekker, kom naar 020 dan
- Dex
check'em
wat
>>674562299
Please rate el dick
remember to wash your hands.
>>674559631
7/10
flush your fucking toilet
Dick rate thread?
Have you ever fully planned a suicide that you know will succeed? Please tell me how you will/would kill yourself. I'll go:
>live 5 minutes away from welding supply
>go buy 5ft industrial cylinder w/ two-stage controller and flow meter
>buy oven bag, tubing (may look around for a cpap mask)
>???
>goodnight
I've only been around thus long because It wasn't even a thought in my mind that welder suppliers carry inert gases for sale. Thank you to the kind anon who pointed that out.
>>674559700
Speaking of this plan, I have a choice between 3 gases. nitrogen/helium/argon. Which seems least suspicious for a twenty something to buy a large quantity of?
>>674559700
Valium overdose. Nice and sleepy.
Either that or heroin but I can get valium easier than smack
>Read books on suicide like Final Exit or Peacefull Pill Handbook
>Pick one of the described, reliable, peaceful and proven suicide methods
>Acquire necessary meds over Darknet markets
>???
>Profit
>>674560950
Heroin OD is something I looked into closely. You can buy that shit ez pz on darkweb and you'll have some kind of a time dieing.
What up fellow /b/ers
I got some goodies!!
In you all can count to 10 I'll share her nudes.
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Last Cringe thread 404ed
New Cringe.
OC here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIRcPvK9ku4
This shit makes me cringe every time. I've never made it the full way through the video.
OP bumping because I'm a sad fucker
inb4 someone screenshots this and submits it as cringe
>>674561291
I'm gonna
