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Please rate el dick
remember to wash your hands.
>>674559631
7/10
flush your fucking toilet
Dick rate thread?
Have you ever fully planned a suicide that you know will succeed? Please tell me how you will/would kill yourself. I'll go:
>live 5 minutes away from welding supply
>go buy 5ft industrial cylinder w/ two-stage controller and flow meter
>buy oven bag, tubing (may look around for a cpap mask)
>???
>goodnight
I've only been around thus long because It wasn't even a thought in my mind that welder
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>>674559700
Speaking of this plan, I have a choice between 3 gases. nitrogen/helium/argon. Which seems least suspicious for a twenty something to buy a large quantity of?
>>674559700
Valium overdose. Nice and sleepy.
Either that or heroin but I can get valium easier than smack
>Read books on suicide like Final Exit or Peacefull Pill Handbook
>Pick one of the described, reliable, peaceful and proven suicide methods
>Acquire necessary meds over Darknet markets
>???
>Profit
>>674560950
Heroin OD is something I looked into closely. You can buy that shit ez pz on darkweb and you'll have some kind of a time dieing.
>>674560950
>Valium overdose
Kok tep, good luck with that
You'll fall in a coma and that's it
What up fellow /b/ers
I got some goodies!!
In you all can count to 10 I'll share her nudes.
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Last Cringe thread 404ed
New Cringe.
OC here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIRcPvK9ku4
This shit makes me cringe every time. I've never made it the full way through the video.
OP bumping because I'm a sad fucker
inb4 someone screenshots this and submits it as cringe
>>674561291
I'm gonna
didnt find one, i dont give a fuck if you roll
rollerino
Horny and lonely, let's see what happens.
>>674560314
only if i approve of my only roll.
>>674561557
nope.
1 more for a 3 some
Whats the most logical faction /b/?
Time is money friend!
This is what an Alliance player looks like.
The Allied Atheist Alliance!
Horde obv. Children tend to identify with familiar things. Out of the ordinary irritates them. So they are drawn towards alliance, simply because they can be human. Of course you cannot make absolute statements, but the average age is higher on horde side.
>>674561244
FOR THE ALLIANCE!
Pennsylvania Thread
Schuylkill Fag Reporting In
>>674560035
Harrisburg butt-pirate at your service, got stuck on 81. Fucking traffic this morning, last time I go out of town for the night and come back at 8am.
>>674560758
Meant 83, 81 wasn't that bad, FML tho.
Wyoming valley
Burgher Pitts reporting in
Not Schuylkill, lanc though. where the bitches at?
Dubs for her lingerie shots.
Rool
No, thanks.
>>674561253
*horse lingerie shots
So I'm turning 21 today /b/ and I had a question. I'm wanting to buy a bottle just for myself but something really good. I'd only use it for special occasions but I'd be the only one drinking from it, sort of a way to reflect on where I've been and where I'm wanting to go in life. So I was wondering if you guys had any suggestions on some good liquors you've had in the past. Thanks.
tldr: What is some good liquor you've drank in the past, it can be any type (bourbon, whisky, whiskey, vodka, tequila etc.
>>674560044
Some mead if you can get it, if not then Tennessee Honey/American Honey - something different and its pretty tasty.
>>674560044
Bud light lime
>>674560044
I like Baileys.
>>674560044
Genuinely not tryna be a cunt but booze is booze.
The only people forking out serious money to get wasted are fucking bellends.
'OH, I'm detecting a hint of pinewood'
Seriously, fuck off mane. You think having some 'top shelf liquour' is gonnae help you in life?
>>674560253
Fucking kill yourself, what are you, 17?
sup /b/tard's
showing my mom 4chan because she wants to know why I'm a beta fag
post ur best shit
>>674560551
>>674560853
Mind.
Blown.
in school and really fuckin bored, AMA
>>674560204
Why are you such a poof?
>>674560246
i was born that way fam
Why do your hair suck dick?
>>674560312
Go to the gym you fucking ponce
>>674560204
nice hair faggot
would you date bird girl
Probably not the crazyest bitch out there so yes.
>>674559624
fuck yeah shes cute and i love th-
actually fuck her she likes suicide silence
>>674559624
date, no
fuck, yes
I think I would, yes
How often do you think about suicide?
pretty much every single second of my miserable life
is this a "meme"?
>>674560446
This is "life" condensed into one thread.
>>674560258
At least daily.
Thanks for asking
You know, I don't think I can count how often. My dreams consist of it and I want it as well, but morals, friends/family, and obligations tie me here.
ITT: girls you know that you really really really want to fuck
>>674560523
We need a new meme. Dubs decide.
>>674559385
We call anyone who gets doubles a double nigger
Milhouse.
>>674559503
Rolling
Harz the Cato
>>674559490
roll
hey /b/,
how do I convince a chick to cheat on her boyfriend? Only thing holding me back from fucking this chick is that she doesn't want to cheat.
Pic unrelated
>>674557884
Well I'm convincing my gf's sister to cheat on her bf with me, we got to groping, so I don't know what to tell ya, except the girl has limits and it's up to them how far they want to go, b/c if you force the situation, they will tell everyone, they always do.
Go kill yourself.
>>674558075
I mean there's gotta be a way to do it without it being forced, right? Maybe ease on it?
Hmm, I've been with a couple of girls that have had boyfriends, but its just a personal matter, I think it'll be hard to make a girl just abandon her "moral code" or whatever you wanna call it, my guess would be to just convince her that you're better, tease the shit out of her, make sure you keep them/her close so you know if they're doing well or not, obviously the her cheating part would come easier if they're having problems, show her that you're a much better guy than what he is, in every aspect you can.
Dont really know why I'm...
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>>674558428
You can try, I mean you guys aren't married...B/c I am, so yeah change that to sister in law, it's...complicated. Anyways if she wants to fuck you tell her what she wants to hear
>You're important
>I treat you better
>I'm better at sex and foreplay
?
Here fixed it for you, if there is one Nick actress it's Liz Gillies.
>>674559209
>>674559005
>>674559636
moar
>>674559438
Hey guys. Anon from Omaha here. I actually know Abby, Courtney & their boyfriend Steve.
They live in sort of a threesome relationship & make some amateur porn for fun.
They also have a youtube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/c/lustfulge ek
You can ask me anything about them and I will try to answer.
>>674558565
Do they post these videos?
if so, where?
>>674558565
MOAR !!!
>>674558999
Just look up playin vidya while getting succ on pornhub
>>674558999
They are on Pornhub:
http://www.pornhub.com/users/wildest_dreams
>>674558999
>>674559030
Actually you can find all of their videos here
http://www.pornhub.com/users/wildest_dreams
Ask a dude that likes wearing girl short shorts anything
>>674559335
How do I find top dead center on a 350 small block?
>>674559335
how many black cocks do you suck per day?
>>674559472
Not many blacks live where I live
>>674559335
why is OP such a faggot? And why doesn't he post his shit on /hm/?
Hey /b/! A little while ago, I kinda got bored and fapped for like 45 minutes. About 15 minutes after I was done, this happened.
Anyone know a surefire way to fix my swollen peepee quickly?
>Inb4 small dick
It's cold in my house
happened to me before.
i just waited 2 days and it came back to normal
Goes away in a week. Don't do anything with it in the mean time except peepee.
Bumping
Come on guys, I may get thinga going with my girl this evening
>>674558465
Mutilated dicks will defend this
Are you sure that you didn't use a penis pump and that you also have Peyronies?
