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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Peach is actually a man.
um that'd be cool but fuck retconing
>>767771174
Not retconing. This has always been the case. Peach is a dude.
>>767771396
where's her cock then? And how is she a princess? She either has a cock and is a bio male that identifies as female gender. or she's a bio female who identifies as male gender. Both dosen't work.
>>767771561
She's just a man I don't see why this is so hard to understand.
>>767771780
This is wrong by normal and sjw standards. I didn't think it got any lower.
how bad is this. btw i made it
Good job! Looks nice.
>>767768855
Looks really good OP!
>>767768855
Looks like shit, kys
>>767768855
What's it for? An rpg?
What is this for? Your Dungeons and Dragons group or your fantasy novels?
Hey guys, pic in the left is my current bitcoin balance
Feeling generous today first one hundred ppl posting email address will receive 200$ in Bitcoin
[email protected]
please send double im poor
OP I don't know whether to kiss you or fuck you
EMAIL: [email protected]
please don't be a scam
[email protected]
pls pls pls
[email protected]
B/ game again, dubs and posts ending in 23/45/67/89 get more through Kik. Roll by dropping your Kik username, Your choose to share once you get wins
Flauwy
satancatattack
>>767770622
Messaged
A win
>>767771355
This was not a win from what was sent
Celeb Thread
/mfw I realise it's a bank-holiday Monday coming up so I got entire extra day off to wallow in misery before having to get shit done again/ Edition
Clawie friend?
>>767771842
isnt that elle?
ACTIVE SHOOTER ALERT
it's high noon bois
>>767770596
I ain't dying!
>>767770596
Nipples
Roll
Let's go!
roll
Ok
i can get down with this
I'll be to asleep to see it unfortunately
rolo
Lmao I'm just some dude offering anyone that can roll me some quads $1000 via Paypal
Anon that rolls >>>767777777 will get $25,000
Fuck it lets try
roll for the cash baby
gr8 b8
nice meme nigger
>>767770388
dap
im mexican AMA
Which province are you living in?
What do you do for a living?
>sage
What's your favorite Mexican food
I like tamales
>>767769860
Por qué eres tan puto?
>>767769954
i'm in tamaulipas, un-employed but i'm in college
Cum tribute/cum photoshop thread??
>>767772811
Would love to see cum all over her legs
>>767772811
>>767772928
>>767772811
>>767772928
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>>767770170
remove tacticool weaponry
>>767770170
1. you don't need a military rifle
2. you don't need a shotgun
3. you don't need a handgun
4. you don't need a knife
5. you don't need a bow
6. you don't need a stick
7. you don't need to make a fist
8. you don't need to resist
9. you don't need to think
10. you don't need rights
>>767770170
>>767770447
1. you need to pretend to be an army man or a hero cop
>>767770718
Typical right-wing/left-wing propaganda on National Socialist gun rights.
>ITT we post what's been bothering us and other anons offer advice
Way to much ugliness now a days let's get some good vibes flowing
>>767767927
Why can't I play with my penis all day long?
Gosh, between the constant rape wwyd threads and girlgore threads this is gonna be a fucking doozy m8
>>767768014
Dude I remember a time where /b/ was somewhat fun, steam trade threads, celeb death rumors, that time we got people to nuke their phones
>>767768005
Like any muscle in your body your penis needs time to recoup after a workout, but if you slowly build yourself up you'll get it
Bumpity bump
Something that's been bugging me, is I have this wonderful GF she's sweet, kind, supportive, and caring, but her previous guy raped and emotionally abused her, which she is recovering from, my problem is is that I like extremely hardcore sex, but a lot of what I like triggers her, and I'm trying to change that but man its freaking hard to do
Girlgore thread
more?
more
I hope everyone here stops looking at gore like this and tries to find more normal/less deranged hobbies and subjects to turn you on
Your life is worth more than this debauchery.
>>767767213
pussy
here, have some more
Clog my throat with that corny shit rod
Feels thread?
Sad, depressing, borderline psychotic, fire away my good friends
>Life is good
>good job
>pretty gf
>lots of prospects, upcoming holidays, fun times
>life isn't good
>I am desperately unhappy
>living a lie
>would rather ditch everything and be a neet
>would rather
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Does anyone remember when the happiness faded?
A few people I've spoke to agree with me and say they can almost pinpoint the moment the spark faded out of their life.
I can be happy again, just never as happy as I was, that flame is dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mngtcfcaVrI
>>767766538
I never had it in the first place, I remember for a few months I felt happy after starting from scratch but I fucked up with a girl I'd met and that did it, I fell back into my loop of nothingness
Been a couple of years already
something partly funny partly just fucking depressing happened, anyone lurking that wants to read the story of a cringy dumbass?
>>767766821
I had it, but like you after I fucked up with my first gf my happiness was never really the same, meh.
>Walk into your bedroom
>You find a nigger fucking your girlfriend
Wat do /b/?
>>767766751
shut up, sit down and browse reddit
Nothing. He knows what to do
Op is a fag
>>767766751
snap a photo for my lawyer
>>767766751
Leah Gotti is so hot
candid from today
her thong showed when she bent over in her skirt
>>767769639
![o-FOOTBALL-INJURY-facebook[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SJXEKNV.jpg "o-FOOTBALL-INJURY-facebook[1].jpg")
What's the worst sport-related injury you ever had?
>>767766123
not worst but most painful would be hitting shins with someone where we both winded up a bit to kick the ball. Worst dislocated my shoulder
Grade 3 tear of my acl, grade 2 tear mcl, then a month after my surgery you're my patella tendon.
>>767766186
wait hittin shins is more painful than a dislocated shoulder? I mean this is soccer you're talking about, don't you wear shin pads?
Not me, but a classmate tore a muscle in his shoulder by throwing a snowball.
>>767766271
hitting shins was by far the most painful experience ive had so far. i was only 12 or 13 so it wasnt that hard, but something about it was just awful, a searing "bone on fire" pain for at least 45 minutes to an hour or so. no shinguards, was just a recess game, but it taught me the importance of those things. dislocated shoulder didnt really hurt, was more of a soreness than a fiery pain. getting it popped back in was pretty uncomfortable but not that painful
Ugly & mutilated peens
>>767766052
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
>>767766239
integrated golfclub to play with the balls
>>767766239
master race bitch
>>767766239
Is benis
>>767766052
Faces you want to cum on pt.3
