Want her set? Call her a slut for more
slut
slut
>>674365177
Checked. Also slut
Dirty slut
fucking slut
Loli?
I want to have sex with Mari.
>>674365171
This is a lovely picture, but you still need to post more than one.
R34
>>674365100
Who was she again?
>>674365392
Minda i think shes from loz the twilight princess
>Be me
>15
>Having a rough time
>start playing waifu VN games to kill depession
>They make me feel like i'm not empty inside
>Play a pretty good one
>Characters are funny and shit
>Doesn't make me wanna cry like 4chans VNs
>All the girls a are martial artist, MC is cool.
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>not owning a coconut crab
>A few years later
>19
>Graduated, In college, have good amount of friends.
>Depression was cured by Hermit Crabs.
>Living on my own.
>Golem and Gary still getting along.
>[Crystal] has joined the party.
>Going to school and having a job as always.
>18yo QT3.14 works with me.
...
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>After 2 months i learn why my GF got kicked out.
>Litteral piece of shit stacy
>GF slowly begins to stop caring about my rules
>Doesn't help with chores
>Only eats fast food if i don't cook.
>Sometimes overspends on makeup/food/bullshit and can't pay for all of her part of the bills
>If she doesn't want it pretty much won't pay for it, shit like towles soaps and cleaning stuff is all on me.
>Eats at me but Pussy is great so i'm willing to forgive most of it.
>Stuff i won't forgive deals with my Hermit Crabs.
>Fucking Gary, Golem and Crystal are sacred
>Lay down law about being loud and shit.
>Went so far as to fuck with Cords on Tv so sound quality is shit and you have to use wifeless headphones i bought.
>Shit are good though
>150$ pair, comfortable and shit, long range.
>Best Buy has best buys.
>Found cigarettes on table.
>Made Extra super sure she knew she can't smoke in the house.
>She makes up excuse that she only does it outside once in a while.
>frogets to feed my crabs when i ask her to so i adjust their eating habits a bit
>She asks if she can invite a friend over
>"Just don't be too loud."
>Friend isn't too bad
>Comes over a few times
cont.
>Eventually she stops asking to bring people over
>1 friend becomes 2
>2 to 3
>Each louder than the last
>Group becomes exponentially louder
>Eventually notice it was taking a toll on Crystal and even Gary seemed displeased
>tell her not to bring people over.
>by this time at least 15 different people had come to my appartment...
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this scuzzy bitch had better not have killed your crabs
hey /b/ I'm feeling a bit down can you cheer me up guys?
>>674364334
thanks dude
>>674364436
but shit it was 99 cents!
>>674364487
it's about to get naughty here
yo recommend a movie for me to watch...
inb4 the grifter
Love Exposure
>>674363458
STALKER
film your own death and watch it
>>674363458
Tarzan Fucks a Zebra. Staring Russel Crow
>>674363458
watch Ex Machina
High stakes nintendo rolling. You must fap to what you get.
No rerolls.
>>674362778
re-roll
>>674362840
re-re-roll
>>674362840
re-re-rolllll
>>674361836
rollllll
whats your top 3 champ masteries /b/?
These guys
Ekko Zed Velkoz
fuck your fun
>>674365085
>Ekko
drink bleach
>>674364898
Puck, Clock & Dazzle
Riven, Zac, Janna
left or right?
>>674364753
Right
R
>>674364753
right
>>674364882
left
YLYL thread
>tfw you set up a craigslist hookup but you're too shy to go through with it
I guess that means i've got to get all my whoring done on /b/...
requests?
Chad here. How's it feel to be a beta virgin?
/chad/ here, would feel bad man
>>674364093
Pretty good.
My dick doesn't have a rash, no warts on my genitals either, and I have all of my money that I haven't spent yet.
Overall 10/10
>>674364093
sup Chad, strange guy here
how's it feel to have your life defined by being able to attract females, and nothing else related to your own self worth?
Auschad here. I reckon it'd be shit. Feel bad for he blokes i see out and about dressed like fat matrix cowboys. Wanna just slap em and say Fuck is wrong with you?
If that's you I could beat your beta non lifting ass, then anally rape that girl
Any faggot on here from dallas (214) ????
Can anyone help me with hooking it up with some meth? I havent been able to find any.
I use to cold cop heroin off of Dennis ln and Royal ln but that's a drive and its in the hood
cmon phaggots im trying to tweak tonight
>>674359921
Got bitcoins kid?
>>674359015
found the cop
fuck off fbi
>>674360214
i said tonight bitch im not ordering shit form the internet dallas is a huge ass city I just learned i can cop heroin 5 mintues from where i live now i need meth too bitch
Does anyone know the background story of this picture?
>>674363804
are you really that retarded
Yes.
I personally don't, but you asked if anyone does. I'm sure the man in the picture and possibly the photographer know the background of that photo.
I hope that answers your question. Welcome to 4chan!
>>674364025
tell me then
I'm curious as well.
Wasn't it some haunted house holiday prank bullshit, some shit.
Fuck knows.
ITT: We post our favorite songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcERe5pd8yI
>>674362714
fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7CUOa7wsd0
>>674362714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDwotNLyz10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9NhncU5_CE
>be me
>got drunk and sent dick pic to friend of 6 years that is a female
>dick was next to lynx can and was bigger
>get told that she show'd EVERYONE in her Eng class
>confront her and get told she showed only 2 people in which i am mates with
>also told that girl 2 said "holy shit its big"
>man 1 who saw messages me and tells me that i should
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lmao prolly got a small dick fag boy
>sending dick pics on messenger
>>674364209
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
What the fuck is Lynx?
>>674364209
"I have a really small dick so I'm gonna make a post on /b/ about how big it is to make myself feel better!
cock/cum tributes you've saved
I like my coffee the way I like my women
QUIET
How do you like your women and coffee?
Served to me before I even ask
>>674364310
Ground up and in the freezer
sat out for an hour until its cold and I can finish it quick
>>674364310
Ground up and in the freezer
Collected by mexicans, bagged up in burlap and thrown in the back of a truck.
Yanet Garcia gif or webm thread
>>674363644
Heard her bf is a cod Faze player. Lucky fgt
>>674363644
i'd literally eat her shit. that ass is divine.
>>674364333
>>674363644
This is now a get thread.
Check em
>>674364488
shit nigga
>>674364488
This is it boys, I've seen it all. The sucking of a prolapsed anus is the pinnacle of debauchery, it has to be. The thing of it is, I didn't even flinch at seeing it and now I am genuinely curious as to what it would taste like. Who would not rub their pinky around the smoldering and steaming crimson treasure until that little indentation is found where the tongue could most easily rest and find the greatest piquancy of delight? Only this heroine, being a woman incapable of summoning creative energy, did not think to pinch the little apple imitation to see how it molds
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Full vid so I can fap?
WHAT IN THE CHRIST IS THAT THING AT THE END?
>>674361748
That's some fucked up shit, right there.
>>674362151
It's called a Rosebud.
Can sometime post something worse, please?