when was the last time you cried /b/
>>674403746
i don't even remember
This morning, funny comedian, tears went down my face
>>674403746
3 days ago after fapping.
>>674403746
3 weeks ago. Woke up covered in my own vomit; and the noose somehow got loose. Can't do anything right.
No prolapse thread?
Prolapsed asshole thread.
i like where this is going.
Bump
finally
HIS NAME WAS RYAN COLLINS
>>674400988
yes.
can i have some moar pl0x?
>>674400988
did he died?
Ray?
>>674400988
fuck. and here i was thinking it was Robert Paulson the whole time.
Ask a closet bi bottom boy who likes to get anonymously fucked while blindfolded anything.
Also, if I get enough dick on kik I'll link my motherless account with all hidden cam videos of me being fucked including the creampie one (pic very related)
Kik: nsa_bttm_
You not scared shitless that you'll get an std?
Same as OP here. Love bottoming for hairy daddies. Attached to girl and feel guilty every time after. You attached OP?
>>674403349
Hasnt happened yet, when I say anonymous, it's not just anybody, I do make an effort to know more about them but I never see their face, or anything like that. I just love the thrill of being on all fours blindfolded and hearing the door open and then a cock slide in.
Do you prepare your hole? Enema?
based
bump
So we gonna start shit with mom and dad or what?
>>674403837
Here we go again
bump
we must carry the torch further
Story time
>be me
>be 16
>was going to cadaver lab with my Bio-2 class
>I'm the only guy on the bus
>we get there and all the girls get together and start taking pictures and shit before we go into the lab
>one group of girls ask me if I'll take their picture for them
>tell them I'd rather not because I'm still trying to mentally prepare myself for poking around in some dead fucker's corpse
>one of the bitches takes it as a personal insult and flips shit
>try and get her to calm down and explain I wasn't trying to insult her
>she calms down because everybody's staring, but it's pretty obvious she's still pissed
>everybody walks into the prep room and starts getting their lab coats and gloves on before we go into the lab room
>she gives me a glare from across the room
>shrug it off and think it's nothing
>lab continues normally
>some old guy that died of lung cancer
>cancer cells had burst out of his lungs and invaded his entire thoracic cavity
>spread to his heart and caused it to pump blood into the pericardial sac
>professor in charge of lab encourages everyone to poke around in his corpse and see the damage caused by the cancer
>finish lab uneventfully and go back to bus
>It's about lunch time so we go to a Mexican restaurant before we head back to the school
>fuckyeah.jpg
1/2
>>674402737
>had completely forgot about the angry girl
>sit down and order my food didn't notice angry girl is sitting next to me
>go to bathroom cause I'd been holding a piss since before the lab started
>few minutes later food comes out looks fucking tasty
>I shit you not the bitch had actually put some of the poor fucker's cancer from earlier in her pocket and sprinkled it over my food
>get back a bit later
>sit down look at my food and think "that kind of looks like cancer" ultimately think nothing of it though
>eat every last bite
>as soon as I'm done the girl leans over and whispers into my ear "I hope you enjoyed that cancer you just ate"
>the realization that I had just eaten some old man's cancerous lung cells dawns on me
>vomit everywhere
>get the entire group kicked out of the restaurant
>everyone gets pissed at me
>I try to explain the situation, but nobody believes me
>didn't go to school for a week
>haven't told anybody about this since it happened
2/2
So /b/ has anything like this ever happened to you?
Ready when you are
dude, what kind of shit ass mexican restaurant did you go to if you did not notice dead cancerous meat on it lol
>>674402737
>>674402822
lol wat
How does this make you feel /b/ros
I dont feel
Sad. Sad because this is probably real. Sad because some cucks will actually believe and preach this. Sad because this is what our society has become. Logic is ignored and idiocy taken seriously. Future's bleak, /b/ros...
>>674401357
giggly
>>674401697
Bi-bismuth s-senpai is that y-you??
Been learning empirically to make music...
I made this last night, does it sound too shitty?
https://clyp.it/rvju5ehw
>>674398281
Great way to get a virus downloaded 5/10
>>674398381
what the hell r u talking about
It's pretty dull. It's literally the same thing for 1 min.
>>674398735
ty anon
it changes a little when the bass comes in at 1:00 tho
Because you idiots trolled everybody, now the government won't take anybody who says "jet fuel can't melt steal beams" seriously.
You spammed the phrase all over the internet, and they just think you're a troll if you do it again.
>>674401642
yeah
>>674401642
Well like most conspericy theories it's dumb and also fictional so it's good conspericy theorists have little credibility.
Wasn't that the point?
>>674401642
people who claim 9/11 was an inside job should not be taken seriously. they should be institutionalized.
addicts cling to drugs/alcohol/etc to get them through life because they are incapable of dealing with life without looking through a lens. truthers are just addicts with a weird crutch.
Does anyone have any of those PaigeThePanda pics Lionmaker leaked? Also moth thread.
I just took these pills. What are they? What should I expect? Found them on the ground in school.
Aids
>>674403178
thats xanax and probably some form of ADD medication. go drink heavily now
>>674403178
Are you a stupid god damn nigger? Don't tell me you *really* just took pills you found on the ground.
Looks fun wahtever it is!
This is socialism in action
SyRIANS NEED OUR HELP
>>674402982
More like dirty spics too lazy to create change in their own country, so they try to infiltrate ours.
what country are they even from?
This is more of socialism in action
Cutie Neo-nazi white supremists girls lets go fags
>>674402172
Commies beat nazis AGAIN.
Nigri thread
shes not a nigger lol
>>674402723
That's her name you faggot
>>674402723
Jessica Nigri
Look what just came in the mail /b/!
What could be inside?
dubbs opens
>>674403109
open that shit nigga
welp, let's see what it is then...
*sigh* czech 'em
>>674403109
open and post genetals/timestamp faggot
would you fuck her?
>>674396774
Aye, more than once
>>674396774
Its /b/ they fuck even dead grannys
>>674396774
Depends, how's the pussy?
>>674396774
Is she has a dick?
Want to kill myself.
Need someone to talk to.
Talk anon. What's up?
>>674401989
Do it
We can't use mentally unstable people
Tell us.
>>674401989
Tells us why.
Else stop being a faggot and stream it.
ITT: Ancient memes.
thegame
So we're going to be ifunny?
REKT THREAD
>>674402347
looser cunt
>>674402398
what-the-fuck
These got old man
dubs show her tits
>>674400902
>>674401141
Not bad. Korean?
Tits is fine
Would be more interested in her bent over showing her brown asshole.
boom
