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What's up with this? If we let one retard into college pretty soon all the fucking retards are going to want in. I want to do something but i'm afraid it's already too late. Enjoy going to school with fucking retards college kids.
>>677400154
The vast majority of college kids are already retarded
Well, the women anyway, have only met one college dude and he was retarded too
ivy league is plagued with social justice warriors who are worse. most other institutions are more concerned with ability to pay than scholarly credentials.
i don't see why you think this is the problem.
>>677400154
My Uni has had a student with down-syndrome for almost a year. So far we write articles about how "modern" we are and how amazing it is she got accepted into a sorority.
>>677400835
Maybe they needer her as an honorary ugliest girl in the sorority to make the rest look better by comparison.
>>677400154
Well, maybe you are the real retarded. Think about it, seriously.
>catalog
>control f
>no loli
>mfw
are you implying something?
>>677397608
why the weird deformed cock
Turn on CNN...........
what the fuck are you even trying to do op
no u
>>677398833
Gr8 b8 m8
>>677398833
You can't kill the future president nigga.
Trump is pedo
what does it mean when someone wears a chain on their pants?
That they're faggots
>>677400074
i automatically assume they're an autistic faggot
they are stuck in the 50's
>>677400074
It means they're either an advanced child, a regular teenager, an immature 20-something, or a mentally ill 30+ adult.
it was for riding so it dont fall out and get lost on a motorcycle and as an anti theft device...
was a sign of blue color rebellion now it just means hipster wantabee
Can someone give me an immunity card /cat? Lost big in a fap roulette and I don't want to ingest my cum again.
it's all yours my friend
Bored.
I'll write whatever trips decide on my tit
I'm from ps4gen 312 and the trip wasn't worth it, so please whoever get a trip, I hope it's something worthy
The trip was Arfmeow
Yeah that dude was a winrar, at least write it on one of your tits.
What would your father think you stupid piece of shit. I'd beat your face in with an iron pan.
The arfmeow winrar
>>677401813
Why do you hate yourelf so much faggot
If you had to choose one of us for a night of fun, which one would you choose?
Trips gets nudes of the girl of your choice.
>>677400463
I'll take the dude in the background
both are cute
Right because I would like to keep her....left needs a serious spanking and sodomy session so for one night only left.
>>677400711
kek, a night of drinks with the boys
>>677400463
I have a thing for awkward nerdy girls so right.
Favorite reaction images?
>bonus points for the ones used to convey anger
>>677400123
>>677400252
All the gifs I got. Old PC is gone so I only have a few to share.
S/Fur
Morning fellow furries, how are things?
>>677400750
Evening. Doing alright, watching stargate in peace, which is nice.
How does one make precum? Ive only been able to do it twice,1) with a vibrating egg toy 2) prostate stimulation.
So how would I get precum without help?
Do not jack off at all for two or three maybe more
>>677399698
two or 3 what?
>>677399842
yes
>>677399842
Days.
>>677399910
Dan?
S/G/Hfur
there's already s and g open
>>677399761
The g is gone and s is about to 404
game time /b/, post a pic of 3 girls and we pick pussy, ass, mouth and why. I'll start
>>677397764
fuck left's ass because she's ugly af
throatfuck middle since she looks innocent
right rides me so her tits are in full view
>>677398124
they all look like they're 38 years old
>>677398376
pussy is pussy
ass, throat, pussy?
Last night my girlfriend made me a deal, and said tonight she will be my sex slave for one hour. Currently
we are drinking, I'm trying to get her hammered. She said we will go to bed at 1am, so in an hour and twenty minutes from this post. If she gets hammered and acts like the whore she promises to be, what do?
Knock her up!
Cum in her ear
Post that shit motherfucker U got a snapchat? Skype?
Make her watch helplessly while you pound some boipussy
>>677396713
let a dog fuck her
I have over 50 nudes of her and 100+ of other girls. If /b/ can get through the entire alphabet, I will release them all.
A
B
D
E
does /b/ like my tits?
Perfect..pussy????
I want to see your armpits
Jesus you know the drill time stamped tits or gtfo
>>677397829
maybe. will timestamp if this gets enough popularity
>>677398053
maybe
I need help dying I got diphinhydramine and vodka is this enough for me to sleep forever help me out of this world before I change my mind for the 9th time please
>>677398486
just save your money on booze and buy a gun.
I need serious answears I'm tired of waking up every day
>>677398796
I'm too poor to buy a gun and by the time I do my life would have gotten better I don't need that I just want to stop with this repetitive waking up
Just need one yes or no
How much diphenhydramine? Not enough = wild Trip instead of death.
that is a fucking trap if I've ever seen one
Too soon
Dick
>>677397550
All of it
Rule 34 Continued!
Tfw girlfriend is beautiful, sweet, 10/10 but doesn't want to go down on you..and lately her sex drive has gone down in the dumps and been 2 months since we fucked.. what do b??
ask her what the fuck?
sounds like shes cheating on you bro
>>677396703
Nah not possible. Same office, and we're together everyday till 10:30
>inb4 fag
>>677396454
Bro. I don't know why you're asking us. You know what to do.
She must die.
>>677396454
go to the gym and have her do it too. exercise increases sex drive
>>677396454
learn to get her off faggot.
Hey /b/, could you help an anon save a very close friend from throwing their life away? If I help one person in my life I wish for it to be himself, and his grandmother. I hope that you can aid me in this, anons.
I will dump porn in return.
Backstory:
I grew up with this friend, doing all sorts of stupid shit with him. I moved away when I was 16, and set myself straight. I returned to my hometown for one week during the last fall and discovered that my friend had put himself on a path toward the life of a career criminal. I was able to push him onto the
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>>677395429
Here is the glimmer of hope: My friend is 17. He turns 18 May 18th. As his grandmother is still his legal guardian, I believe she can put him in an involuntary program. Do any anons know of such programs? My friend needs to understand the consequences of his actions. He also needs to confront his substance abuse.
If there are not any programs such as these, what would you recommend doing? For what it's worth I return to my hometown in the fall to attend a college there.
The state is New...
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>>677395429
I'm going to keep bumping this.
I need help anons.
>>677396163
I fear so.
>>677396163
Sorry kid. We are trying are hardest. Social preprogramming and genetic engineering.
