You can read can't you
No.
Give me some good horror movies, i need to be scared.
Inside (2007) A superior french horror.
http://www.moviesub.net/watch/inside-2007/1438.html
best film ever: "Conjuring"
2nd best film ever: "The Woman in Black"
Believe me. Even woman in black with harry potter is extreme nice.
>>686464543
Martyrs. also just watched Baskin and that was really good
>>686465053
He said he wanted to be scared dipshit. Conjuring - Yeah but not Woman in black.
Faces of /b/ thread continued
Post your pretty faces neckbeards
SAATANAN SAATANA
>>686466874
I bet your names Gregg.
Go on. Rate me, /b/.
Also wincest thread
>>686442074
drive google.com/folderview?id=0B32C0dU-sZYVUlBEZVFINGk4Nk0&usp=sharing
You're welcome
Obvious bad parenting thread
>>686442074
Got the picture of that family in the living room with the father having a hard on and the the daughter looking as if she's going to punch his dick?
asian amateur thread
>>686460995
Bump
>Wake up at 4PM from napsy time
>Glance over at my Good Boy Points scoreboard
>Fuck yes, 25 pointsies!
>Time to play some video gameys
>Waddle downstairs to living room in my jammy wammies
>Mom has her book club over, occupying valuable living room space
>"Anon, we're having our weekly book meeting here, can't you go play in the playroom for a little while?"
>No bitch, I saved up my Good Boy Points to play my Weegee game
>"O-okay, Anon, but please try to keep it down."
>Of course mommy, I'm your good boy!
>Load up New Super Luigi U
>Hear mom in the background: "A-as I was saying, I think Jane Eyre..."
>The game starts
>Start chanting Luigi catchphrases
>WEEGEE TIME! WAHOO! MARIOOOOO!
>Absorbed in the game
>World 1 boss, so toughy tough!
>Start farting from the concentration
>Smells like rotten meat
>WEEGEE NUMBER ONE
>Sniff fartsy farts and giggle
>Made it to world 2!
>Fart out a hot burning one
>Hear one of the bookwomen gag
>"I'm sorry Anon's Mom, I think I've left the lights on at home. I really have to go!"
>Hear her run out while gagging
>Look over at mom and her friendsies
>They're all looking at me disgusted
>Smirk
>"Come on, Anon, why don't you go to the playroom for a little bit. I think you've had enough tv timey."
>NO BITCH I WANNA PLAY WEEGEE
>I HAVE PAID THE GBP, NO REFUNDS
>"Please, Anon, we can talk about this later."
>Bitch has got to know when to stop.
>Now it's WEEGEE TIME
>Rub Wii U Gamepad over my wee wee, tummy tums starts growling
>Start violently farting and shitting in my diapies
>The smell is horrific
>Women start throwing up while scrambling for the door
>Mom starts crying, completely broken down
>Get a semi
>It's just the two of us now
>Mom just sits there, staring blankly at me
>I laugh and roll around
>Mommy, now make me tendies please?
>No response
>MOMMY, TENDIES NOW FOR TUMTUM HUNGRY
>No wonder dad left us, you useless whore
>Throw gamepad at her face, leaving a bruise
>She nods silently and makes my tendies
>Dine like a king
>>686459668
Sounds like a good day all around! I envy you, anon.
>>686459668
possibly the worst one of these i've ever seen
>>686459668
SOLID GOLD
Trap/trans/CD/mental illness thread
>>686454466
Bump without posting something...cmon negro....
Abendlicher Deutschlandfaden!
Wie gehts wie stehts?
Pisst ihr auf öffentlichen Toiletten absichtlich daneben?
Bestes Musikalbum?
Welche Personen könnt ihr nicht ernst nehmen?
Aus welchem Land sollte eure waifu kommen wenn ihr wählen könntet?
>>686458626
Zipfelklatscher.
Gut soweit.
Ne ich ziel auch auf öffentlichen Toiletten.
Bestes Musikalbum? Keinen plan.
Merkel.
Russland. Russland ist immer gut.
macht es sinn mit 28 eine ausbildung zum Krankenpflegger zu machen?
>>686458626
>Pisst ihr auf öffentlichen Toiletten absichtlich daneben?
Ich folge einem heiligen Codex. Wenn die Toilette sauber ist, hinterlasse ich sie auch so. Ist sie dreckig, war sie förmlich sauber in dem Zustand bevor ich dort reinkam. Zur Not tut es auch noch eine Dose Scheiße-Spray.
>Welche Personen könnt ihr nicht ernst nehmen?
Leute, die die Herrlichkeit des Schnupperlichen in Frage stellen.
>Aus welchem Land sollte eure waifu kommen wenn ihr wählen könntet?
Aus einem kleinen Ort in Deutschland nahe meinem. Denn ich habe diesen schon gewählt.
>Angebot steht noch, für die Fetischisten die mich unterstützen wollen gibts frischen OC nach Wunsch
>Paypal vorausgesetzt
Alright /b/,give Some movies and I'll see how Jewish they are
The eternal jew
The Fifth Element
>Greatest sci fi film ever made
>>686460878
That doesn't even make any sense.
How can a movie be jewish?
Judaism is a belief.
What the fuck.
4706 Mirrors: Enjoy /b/ 1) https://www.dropbox.com/s/am3x4el6x0ly72e/L0.zip?dl=1 2) https://a.cocaine.ninja/jdkbzf.zip Password is included.
Chubby thread?
>>686464936
I'm into that whole daddy thing but no clue where to find like minded chicks. Also chicks that are ok with me being married (yes my wife is fine with it but requests I am discreet about it.)
If you roll dubs you have to send the pic to your gf and post reaction here (if no gf to the last female you messaged)
>>686462857
Kek
LET'S ROLL /b/
obv, im a fire knight
>>686460180
hah, spearknight faggot
White Knight lyfe
Imma NightKnight, from West detroit
Rollino
People born after the year 2000 are a fucking plague.
What went wrong?
>>686463185
Easy access to the internet.
>>686463185
The Jews, mainly.
what about born on the year 2000?
I'm born 2004. do you have a problem? -.- i could easily beat you up! But i don't because real ninjas dont do that!
what's your bmi /b/
your favorite moms of moms
>>686455461
source?
Be honest: what is the last pornography you jerked off to?
>>686453732
Cassandra Nix as a sorority freshman getting gangraped at a party.
Love me some Kink
As 109 right in the eyeball
I only fap to teen girls in clothes.
The pizza dare thread on /gif/ right now
Though I also jerked it onto my wife's ass last night which happened since then
Big ass/ pawg/ thick Thread
>>686459181
>>37320083
Roll trips for her tasty paki nudes
rolling around
rollerino
this again?
im gonna need to see some of this paki ass
>ITT: porn webm
>>686450415
Sauce now
>>686451132
filename, nigga
How badly did I fuck up with this girl?
1/5
No going back. It's ruined OP.
>>686460549
Wait, how long after the date ended before you texted her?
>>686460549
jesus fucking christ the spagget. dont look so fucking desperate dude. act like youve been there before
