Can we have a Useless Superpowers thread?
You post a superpower and other anon make your power useless
ex: The ability to fly, only when you are shitting yourself
Ill start: The ability of regeneration
>>685231311
>The ability of regeneration
Only when you are healthy
>The ability of not being a faggot
The power to suck any sized shit back into you anus.
But only when you aren't shitposting...which is never
>>685231491
But you always suck too hard and end up vomiting it out.
The power to be blind in the darkness
s/fur
Probably won't go too well.
>>685232300
w.. why?
>>685232330
It was just me and a few spammers for a while.
I need some advice /b/.
I'd been fucking this married woman for several months (actually, we got along, really well). We were last able to see each other about 2-3 months ago (scheduling became an issue).
About two weeks ago, she sends me a message saying that she had to go to the hospital for pains. I can't go visit, due to the husband.
A couple days later, she sends another message saying that I gave her chlamydia and she was having complications. She confessed everything to her husband. Immediately, I scheduled an appointment for STI testing. I felt like shit. I had been so careful with contraceptives and testing that I didn't understand how I could have gotten chlamydia.
Just today, the husband came to see me at work, furious, and told me that I was a piece of shit, that if I contacted his wife, again, it would "be the last thing [I] ever [did]", that he's not "done" with me, and that I'm disgusting for giving her chlamydia.
When I got home, I called the doctor to see if they'd gotten my test results. They did and, it turns out, I don't have chlamydia and never have had chlamydia.
This means that either she slept with someone else, after we were last together, or her husband slept with someone else and, when she confessed, he saw no need to admit to his having cheated.
Anyway, I'm thinking of contacting him and giving him a copy of my test results.
What do you think /b/?
>>685219156
Do it
>>685219399
Dubs speak truth.
I'm thinking that that's my best option. I just need to stop by the doctor's office to get a hard copy of the results, first.
>>685219922
Double dubs are better for truth =)
It would clear things out, maybe expose him, or her again. Either way, their mariage is straight in the dumper at this point.
>>685219156
>Anyway, I'm thinking of contacting him and giving him a copy of my test results.
Do this. Now.
ITT: Richfags give poorfags free games
Lost Planet 3 Steam - F87QV-98FYM-0N9VG
Bionic Commando - D589W-M2M8C-MQK3Y
Mad Max. >>TGJVI-H3F39-LYB5L
thx homie i shall suck thine cock for eternity
>>685228014
all redeem.... too slow I guess
Welp...
new celeb thread
>>685229761
Where my Skybro at?
>>685229999
Nice Quads
If you could resurrect anybody, who would it /b/ and why
>>685226428
Martin Luther King; because it would be funny as fuck to see the liberals heads explode when he started talking about how gay marriage is wrong and how black people need the right to bare arms.
America.
>>685226428
Osama bin laden just to get people mad.
>>685227713
/thread
gf thread
Shota bread, get in here fags
finally a shota thread
Bump
>>685230219
Yay, I bump for little boy ass
Postan.
Bumping with shotaballs
one of these threads
I seriously doubt you carry a $500 - $600 knife with you everyday
>>685224223
benchmade 42 is not 500$ m8. got mine for 100$ and am pretty sure it's not fake
>>685224550
Yes, a real benchmade model 42 is $500 $600 dollars now adays, bud. unless you got yours in 2005 or from someone who has no idea what its worth it's fake.
>>685223830
nice 42 OP
Post your Myers-Briggs personality type here.
>ENTP reporting in
>>685226121
>image.jpg
Friendly reminder that this has been posted from an Apple mobile device and you can close the thread and let it 404, folks. Meanwhile, I'll sage it. No need to thank me, just doing my friendly bit to make this board great again.
>>685226121
Shit I know I'm IN-P i'll retake the test one sec anon
>>685226179
What the fuck? I'm pretty sure this is a bot. That's not a photo.
>>685226121
INFJ here
Who is your favorite pedophile?
Myself
OP
Donald Trump
Dan "Hymen Divider" Schneider
FB fap, continued continued, continued, continued
that ass was a babys ass once
pick one you want more of or just roll.
Here's some more!
Rule 34 thread
I'm just gonna post some cool desktop backgrounds. Share if you have something good.
renovating and found this fucking stairwell inside drywall. wat do
>>685219886
i am watching this thread
>>685219886
what are you waiting for? go down the stairwell you fucking pussy.
>>685219886
GO GO GO GO GO
>>685219886
livestream going down it
I wanna see the demon that eats you
Soup /b/. I need some advice. I've been fucking a 15 year old for a few months now, and just recently I found out that she's pregnant. I'm 18. Suggestions?
>pic related
>>685226163
Kys
damn how tight was her 15 year old pussy?
>>685226163
Both kill yourselves to do the world a favor. I'm not paying for your little shit. Work harder, be an adult, fuck yourselves.
Teen FB Fap thread
>>685222000
double trips checked!
>>685222000
nice double trips
https://www.reddit.com/r/fapingcuming/comments/4k11n7/19_year_old_kenna_kane_hd_porn_movies/
Which one of these MILFs would you choose for a night of pleasure?
Trips get the full set of the girl of their choice (a couple have videos)
>>685212208
>image.jpg
Friendly reminder that this has been posted from an Apple mobile device and you can close the thread and let it 404, folks. Meanwhile, I'll sage it. No need to thank me, just doing my friendly bit to make this board great again.
>>685212380
Why does it matter if it's been posted by a apple device?
You are the cancer.
I would take middle
>>685212208
Middle.
Number 2 all day long
Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Pretend you're someone else
>Most importantly: Have fun!
Nig Nog edition.
Kud Claim
Atago claimed
Obligatory claim.
I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.
I genuinely hate it and most of you.
Fat hate bread ?
>>685219473
Buuuuuuuump
actually, i think fat people love bread.
>>685219681
Is that a girl ? damn
